Makoto Nanaya on her knees is already a mood, but this little blowjob toy goes straight past “haha furry titty squirrel” and lands in that lazy horny zone where you’re half using one hand on the mouse and half scrolling Discord on your phone. It’s literally just her face, one big cock, and a couple of buttons that do all the real work. You don’t need a guide, you don’t need a wiki, you just poke stuff until she starts slobbering like she’s trying to unlock a hidden costume in her throat. The first time I clicked the lick setting and watched her tongue go from shy little kitten laps to “I’m cleaning a popsicle I dropped on the floor,” I actually stopped a second and thought, ok, this is stupidly hot for something that’s basically a squirrel girl stress ball for your dick.

What sells it is how focused it is. No story dump, no ten menus, no fake “RPG” crap. You show up, Makoto’s already in worship mode, ears twitching, tail in the background, eyes locked on that shaft like it insulted Kokonoe. You tap a control, she switches from soft licking to honest full-mouth worship, then you tap again and suddenly she’s taking it deeper, cheeks bulging, drool spilling down her chin. It’s uncomfortably close to Super Deepthroat, yeah, like that cousin who “didn’t copy your homework, just changed some words,” but seeing an actual recognizable character from Blazblue there, with those dumb cute fangy lips wrapped around you, hits different. When you push her into deepthroat and she struggles a bit, then settles into this messy rhythm, swallowing down spit and pre like it’s a training exercise, you start feeling like you’re bullying a fighting game mascot and somehow that’s exactly what the brain worms wanted.

There’s not much to “do” on paper, but the small stuff works. Tapping between licking and full-on sucking mid-stroke, watching her reaction change when you speed up the thrust, playing chicken with her gag point to see how far into that tight little squirrel throat you can slam it before her eyes get watery. The cumshot is the obvious big finish, shooting straight down her throat while she chokes and then swallows like a good girl, and yeah, it’s hot as hell. But honestly, I kinda like the slower runs more, when you just keep her at this edge where she’s breathing through her nose, lips stretched, tongue pinned, taking every twitch and drip, then pull back and make her lick it clean again. It’s scuffed, options are barebones, there’s no huge customization, and yet here I am, going back to watch this neko-ish fluffball work my imaginary cock like it’s her new main job. I don’t even main Makoto in Blazblue, but after this, pretending she’s not built to swallow loads on command feels like lying to myself.

Portal with tits. That is pretty much the pitch here, just with way more cum and way less science. You get this redhead, Diva Mizuki, who is clearly used to being on a stage, not in some cold testing facility, and suddenly she’s stuck in a puzzle maze where the main tool is a freaking sperm gun. And it’s not subtle. The whole thing plays like someone looked at Portal’s clean white chambers and said, “yeah, but what if those surfaces were for shooting loads instead of portals?” First level drops you in a tiny room, tutorial vibes, and right away you’re firing sticky white shots at walls and platforms, trying to figure out what counts as “interactive”. The first time I accidentally hit her tits instead of the floor and the game actually reacts to it, I kinda laughed, kinda rewound, kinda did it again. She grabs her boobs, lifts them a bit, gets them glazed, and you realize ok, this is the real focus, not the puzzle. The controls are simple enough: aim, shoot, watch fluids go everywhere, repeat. There’s a “find all uses” thing going on, so half the fun is just breaking the level by testing what the gun sticks to: walls, buttons, doors, her mouth, between her tits, under her, on those floating platforms that look weirdly familiar if you ever played too much Valve stuff on Steam. Sometimes you’re just lining things up so she can run through a portal and smack her big chest right into some trigger plate, and other times you’re lining things up so her cleavage gets painted from below. Same motion, very different goal.

By the time you hit the middle levels it stops pretending it’s about escaping the test chambers and becomes straight-up “how many ways can we fuck Mizuki with this one gimmick.” There’s this one stage where you have to bounce cum shots between two portals to splatter her face from the wrong side of the room, and if you’re even a bit off, it lands on the floor and she makes this annoyed little sound that somehow made me more determined than any game over screen. Another level sets you up with a kind of titty fuck puzzle: you need her to kneel near a pressure pad, but she only moves there after you drench her chest enough that the game flags it as “scene unlocked.” So you’re standing on this catwalk, trying to arc your shots exactly into the gap of her cleavage, watching the physics do this weird half-real, half-cartoon drip. It’s stupidly satisfying and also kinda janky, like sometimes the cum just clips into her boobs or flies off at a random angle like it hit invisible wind. I got annoyed for a second because the reload sound on the gun is this squishy pop that started to drive me crazy after repeating a level, but then I got distracted by how she moans differently when you slime her ass versus her tits and forgot what I was mad about. Honestly, she acts exactly like a spoiled idol who suddenly found out science labs can be horny: pouting when you miss a shot, bragging when you “fill” a target, occasionally licking the barrel in a way that would get the original Portal banned from every school computer. It’s parody, sure, but also not really pretending to be more than: walk, aim, shoot cum, open doors, fuck the redhead with physics. And somehow that’s enough.

Pussymon feels like somebody took a monster catching RPG, left it alone with a horny DeviantArt account and a folder of bad dragon porn, and just let nature happen. You start as this kinda broke adventurer drifting through a fantasy world that looks normal at first, then you realize every “monster” you catch is basically a walking fetish with ears, tails, claws, and a pussy that gets more screen time than their face. The game doesn’t even pretend to be shy about it. You go out, explore some half-busted maps, pick fights with weirdly cute dragon girls, win, and your reward is a sex scene that looks like something a really dedicated hentai fan drew after a long week. They’re not just “girl with horns” either. Some of the dragon Pussymon feel like mix of pet, girlfriend, sex toy and weapon, which is deeply fucked up in all the right ways for adult content. You level them by feeding candy, then suddenly they evolve into something bigger with sharper teeth and bigger tits, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s normal”.

What I like most is how dirty the whole thing feels in a good way. The quests are basic, but they always end in some weird porn logic. “Go fetch dragon girl A” turns into “oh, by the way, here is a full-on hentai card of her riding you raw as a reward”. It’s the kind of game you play with one hand on the mouse and the other already thinking about Pornhub backup plans if you finish too fast. I had it running in one tab, Telegram pinging me, Spotify looping the same track, and still I kept clicking for “just one more” encounter because I wanted to see the next sexcard. And yeah, the parody vibe is strong. You can tell it’s poking at Pokémon and that kind of stuff, but instead of gym badges you end up collecting which monster girl has already drained you dry. Some animations feel a bit cheap, some dialogue looks like it was written too late at night on Discord, and the battle system kind of stumbles between “oh cool idea” and “why the hell did she one-shot me after letting me cum on her face in the last scene”. Honestly though, that messy energy fits. It’s like fanfic that ignores canon power levels just to get two characters naked faster. One moment you’re thinking about strategy, the next you’re staring at a dragon furry riding you hard and moaning, and all your big thoughts about balance and design just vanish into “ok, yeah, fuck me up like that again”.

Forget about a lengthy, intricate storyline - it’s basically a prequel to a similar, more explicit release that’s hopefully on its way. But don’t let that fool you; the game is packed with thrilling, seductive scenes already showcasing provocative dancers and irresistible strippers.

The real draw goes beyond the flashy shows - it’s uncovering the dark, twisted past of the stripclub. Peeling back the layers of the club’s history reveals a world that’s dirtier and more fascinating than the spotlight could ever show.

Immerse yourself in the electric atmosphere of the club, where every seductive glance and tantalizing twirl hints at deeper tales. Here, you’re not just a spectator; you’re part of the chaotic, dirty dance happening both onstage and off.

Experience the intoxicating mix of temptation and betrayal that pulses through the club’s veins.

Don’t be fooled by the sparkle; there’s a raw, untamed world waiting to be uncovered. From the seductive routines to the scorching private moments, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget.

It’s time to leave the crowd behind and get lost in the intoxicating chaos behind the scenes. Get ready for an unforgettable experience where every move pulls you deeper into the madness.

Don’t hesitate - the heat is rising and the party is just beginning.