Hinata here is not the shy blushing girl from the anime that keeps poking fingers together and whispering “Naruto-kun” like a broken Spotify loop. This thing throws her straight into clan breeding duty, no romance, no flowers, just “congratulations, your boobs are the property of Hyuga family traditions now.” It feels almost like a fucked up family ritual turned into a porn ritual, and that mix is weirdly interesting if you think about story and not only how many times you can jerk off before Chrome starts lagging. The setup is simple as hell: she’s basically the clan’s soft, submissive meat doll, and everybody around her just accepts that, including her. No rebellion, no drama. Just that calm, obedient Hinata look while her body is treated like a holy object and a public toy at the same time. There is something nasty in how casually they do it, like signing a document at the bank, only instead of a pen you have a huge cock between her legs and her huge tits bouncing every time he slams in.

What caught me more than I expected was how her body language stays shy even while it’s clearly all about rough fucking. Her face still has that “I’m a good girl” vibe, even when her tits swing like they want to escape Konoha and migrate to another village. The animation from Pinoytoons feels a bit stiff in places, not gonna lie, but the way the boobs move has stupid amount of care. Her chest becomes the real main character here. The camera loves them. They rise, they slap against her arms, they drag your eyes away from whatever the dick is doing. Sometimes I forgot whose cock that is supposed to be, because the focus is basically “breasts vs gravity”. And sound, holy shit, the sound. There are those slick wet thrust noises and little soft moans that don’t sound like over-the-top hentai squealing, more like she tries to hold it back and fails. It’s not deep voice acting, nobody is winning any award, but it’s enough that if you play with headphones and a Pornhub tab already open in the background, you suddenly realize which tab is making you feel more like a pervert.

There is this one moment that stuck in my head more than it should: when he pounds her just a bit harder and you see her eyes roll up for half a second, but then the rhythm keeps going like nothing happened. The loop resets, the cycle starts again, no narrative payoff, just raw repetition. It’s almost like watching a sex-based version of those infinite TikTok satisfying loops, only instead of soap cutting you have Hinata’s ass taking the same hit again and again. Narratively, I kinda like that. The story isn’t “beginning to end”, it’s more like a ritual slice, a piece of an endless clan duty that could have started before you arrived and will continue long after you close the tab and go back to Twitter pretending you never saw this. Naruto is just a ghost in this world, a name that means nothing, and that’s funny, because the whole official anime tried so hard to build their love arc. Here, the clan basically says: “yeah, cool, hero of the village, but we’ll fuck her first.” It’s cruel, hot, dumb, and weirdly tight as a concept. The only thing that keeps annoying me is that the background just sits there, dead, like a static screenshot of Konoha wallpaper somebody forgot to finish, but then her breasts start bouncing again and that thought just quietly dies somewhere in the back of my brain.

Sakaki fans are gonna instantly know what kind of ride this is, even before the first line of dialog appears. Tall, shy, all that quiet big-boobs energy, and then the game just drops her straight into the filth with Kimura like it was always meant to happen in some dark parody universe. There’s no long build up, no fake romance, they go right for the part of her she’s always trying to hide: that tight, nervous ass. You’re not just clicking through a slideshow, it actually feels like you’re bullying her into liking it, push by push, seeing her stiff posture break down while that teacher’s dick keeps ramming her from behind. She’s still “Sakaki”, you see her normal calm face at the start, but they twist it into this fucked up porn version where those serious eyes start to melt when you go harder. It feels almost wrong, and that’s exactly why it works as hentai parody.

The whole thing is focused, like laser focused, on anal and where you drop the cum. No farm bullshit, no random side characters, just her, that pervy teacher, and your choices about how nasty you want it. One run I kept her bent over the desk, made Kimura force his way in even when her body language is screaming “nope”, and just watched the animation change as she gets stretched out, then there’s that moment where her cheeks shake and you get the option to blow inside or pull out. Went with creampie first, obviously. The game shows his load pumping deep in her ass, this stupidly big white flood that doesn’t even try to be realistic. It looks like someone emptied a yogurt bottle in there. Then I replayed and aimed for a facial instead, and her tall frame trying to crouch down for the cumshot on her face actually sells how awkward her height is. Huge boobs pushed together, semen sliding across her cheek and lips while she tries to keep that straight face and totally fails. It’s not subtle. It’s not “tasteful”. It’s like the dev looked at her canon personality and said: ok, but what if she got wrecked 3 on 1 next time? They don’t even do that here, but the vibe is already criminal-level abuse, in that old school hentai way. You click, she gets used, and the “objective” is nothing smart: pick your favorite way to mark her and enjoy feeling a bit dirty about the whole thing.

Samus already had my attention when I saw “lost a fight” and “humiliated in front of everyone” in one line. It hits that really trashy fantasy button where the strong, proud heroine just gets absolutely ruined, and yeah, it’s messed up and that’s why I clicked. You start right after she’s beaten, all suited up in that iconic armor, but it’s useless now, she’s not the badass bounty hunter here, just a toy. Crowd around, arena vibe, like a twisted Smash Bros match that nobody on Twitch is allowed to see. Charizard is not some cute little fire lizard here, he’s a full on hentai monster with a cock way too big for any kind of real logic, and the game doesn’t pretend to be realistic. That part I liked, actually. If I’m watching Samus get *** by a dragon, I’m not here for realism anyway.

What really got me was how they lean hard into the anal angle first, like her ass is the main event, not just a bonus. She’s bending over, still wearing parts of that blue suit, ass exposed, trying to keep her dignity, while this huge dragon pokes his head between her cheeks, and she knows exactly what’s going to happen. There’s no soft romance build up, no “are you sure?” Just raw domination. He shoves into her ass in one brutal push, and you get this kind of ugly, hot mix of pain and forced pleasure. She’s trying to keep her face strong but you see the moment her eyes roll a bit, and that fucked me up in a good way. She was always this cold, untouchable blonde warrior and now she’s gasping and moaning while this Pokémon breaks her backdoor. You get pussy shots too, with his balls slapping against her, wetness dripping even though storywise she “should” hate it, and that dirty contradiction made it hotter for me. I say I prefer consent, but then I’m here jerking to a dragon pounding Samus until she can’t stand. So I don’t know, my morals are a bit lost.

Later he flips her, uses her pussy too, and that’s when the whole “won’t stop until he cums inside” part really kicks in. You see his fat tip stretching her, sliding in and out, Samus biting her lip and shaking, like she wants to push him away but her legs stay open anyway. They really make the creampie feel like a goal: his thrusts get faster, her voice gets more desperate and high pitched, and when he finally unloads, it just spills out of her, both from her ass and her pussy, white dripping everywhere, like he’s marking a new territory right in the middle of a Nintendo arena. It’s nasty in a very specific way, like watching your childhood cartridges get thrown in a blender full of porn mags. I kinda wish they played a silly Smash announcer voice in the background saying something like “Samus defeated!” or whatever, but they don’t, and I kept waiting for some little game sound that never came. Even so, the whole thing feels like a dirty secret page torn from a hentai doujin you shouldn’t be reading at all, but you keep going back to it when horny and lonely and tired of swiping left on fucking Tinder. Honestly, if your brain is wired like mine where “strong blonde space hunter gets turned into a breeding toy by a giant dragon” pushes your buttons, this thing crawls under your skin in the worst possible way and refuses to leave.

Bulma in a bunny suit is exactly the kind of trashy fantasy my horny teenage brain wanted back when I was watching “Dragonball Z” on a laggy VLC Player, and this little F-series mini game kind of feels like someone finally made that dumb idea real. It’s not pretending to be some huge epic thing, it’s literally “here’s Bulma with giant tits, bunny ears, and attitude, go poke around and make her cum.” You’re basically clicking the buttons on the sides and hopping with those blue arrows through short scenes, no grinding, no resource farming, just straight to the hentai stuff. I’m used to UE5 projects with layered shaders and complex state machines, so my brain kept looking for a timeline, a blueprint graph, anything, and there’s nothing like that here. It’s almost funny. But when you’re watching her tits bounce and seeing cumshot variations, at some point you just stop caring about the tech side and pay attention to how they animated her mouth when she’s on the edge of orgasm. It’s simple as hell, but the expressions land better than a lot of bigger porn games on Steam or Nutaku that try to be clever and then cut corners on the good parts.

The vibe is very “quick fap between other things” and the game knows it. You go from playful teasing to full dildo action in like two clicks, no fake morality meter, no fake RPG stats, just “click, next, whoops now she’s moaning and covered in cum.” I liked how they lean into the parody part without turning her into a meme character. She still feels like Bulma, arrogant in a hot way, like she knows you’re looking and she likes that you’re a bit pathetic about it. The poses are not too crazy, more like a small set of focused scenes where each one is tuned to show off her boobs or ass or the moment of orgasm. There was one scene where the camera angle is weirdly low so you mostly see her thighs and the dildo glistening, and I spent way too long there replaying the same animation, trying to figure out if the shine is baked into the texture or faked with a tiny light. It doesn’t matter at all for the fap, but my UE brain was like “damn, they actually bothered.” At the same time, the click areas feel a bit off sometimes, like you’d expect the button to change state faster, and one tiny audio loop cuts a bit too early, and that sort of thing yanked me out of it for a second. Then she does this little shiver when she orgasms and my criticism just evaporates.

The whole thing feels like those old Flash hentai games that everyone pretends they never played in school computer labs, just with slightly cleaner art and more deliberate pacing. It’s not some complex sandbox, it’s more like swiping through a horny gallery that actually reacts to you instead of just being static pictures. The cumshots are satisfying, not lazy white blobs, you can tell someone cared about making the splash look thick and messy enough. When she finally gets there, her face is right on that line between cartoonish and actually sexy, which is rare for parody stuff. I kind of wish there was one more kink option hidden somewhere, like a little secret button that changes her bunny outfit color or has her act more like a smug playboy model, but maybe that’s me being spoiled by big engine projects with a hundred toggles. Here it’s just you, Bulma’s curves, a dildo, and some quick dirty orgasms framed like an anime panel you shouldn’t be seeing. Open it in a browser, click around, bust, close the tab, pretend nothing happened. Classic horny internet behavior.