Goku drills Tsunade
Think about the filthy, lust-driven Goku from Dragon Ball, paired with the busty, fierce Tsunade from Naruto? Imagine the raw heat when their worlds crash together. It’s a brutal, savage fuckfest waiting to explode.
Without hesitation, Goku pulls out his thick, throbbing shaft. His thick length brutally invades Tsunade’s soaked, tight cunt. Tsundade’s heavy breasts bounce wildly while she groans under his harsh thrusts.
Every rough, rigid stroke pushes Tsunade further into wild ecstasy. Her voice breaks as she demands he fuck her hard and long.
Their bodies slam together, sweat mixing with slick heat. Nothing soft here - just brutal, savage fucking between two insatiable beasts.
Watch as Goku ravages the busty ninja goddess without mercy, you’ll be right there controlling every brutal thrust and moan. Make Tsunade scream from the endless pounding and relentless passion.
When Goku’s raw lust meets Tsunade’s fiery hunger, nothing is off-limits. Dive into this twisted world where nothing is sacred except raw fucking.
Without hesitation, Goku pulls out his thick, throbbing shaft. His thick length brutally invades Tsunade’s soaked, tight cunt. Tsundade’s heavy breasts bounce wildly while she groans under his harsh thrusts.
Every rough, rigid stroke pushes Tsunade further into wild ecstasy. Her voice breaks as she demands he fuck her hard and long.
Their bodies slam together, sweat mixing with slick heat. Nothing soft here - just brutal, savage fucking between two insatiable beasts.
Watch as Goku ravages the busty ninja goddess without mercy, you’ll be right there controlling every brutal thrust and moan. Make Tsunade scream from the endless pounding and relentless passion.
When Goku’s raw lust meets Tsunade’s fiery hunger, nothing is off-limits. Dive into this twisted world where nothing is sacred except raw fucking.
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👁 270.6K
💬 6
★★★☆☆
StarCasting
This one feels like someone took all the “casting couch” memes, smashed them right into Star Wars, then decided Ahsoka’s Jedi path should go straight through a sleazy holo-studio instead of a temple. You’re not some faceless camera drone, you’re basically the guy running the casting session, poking at dialogue choices while this cocky, sharp-tongued Togruta girl tries to impress the “order” with… let’s say very non-canon talents. It starts pretty tame, like a weird fanfilm: basic questions about her training, her attitude, why she thinks she’s ready. But the tone slides really fast. One minute you’re picking whether to be the “professional” type or the smug bastard with power issues, next minute she’s on that couch, legs spread, lekku slightly trembling, giving that pissed-off but turned-on glare that only a hentai Ahsoka can pull off.
The visual novel setup is simple, which actually works. No pointless minigames, no grinding for points, just scenes that branch depending on how hard you push her or how much you pretend to care. And the cutscenes are weirdly charming in their own trashy way. You can see where the artist rushed, some angles are stiff, but then you hit a CG where her orange skin is glistening, cum dripping off her face, and the lighting around her montrals is just right, and it suddenly feels like they blew the whole schedule on that single shot. I loved the expressions, by the way. Ahsoka goes from cocky padawan brat, to insulted “I’m not here for that”, to heavy-breathing slut trying not to moan when you make her kneel between your legs. Sometimes her lips look slightly off model, I kept noticing that lower lip, but whatever, I still screenshotted it and threw it into my Hidden folder in Google Photos like a coward.
Choices actually matter a bit more than I expected. If you keep talking down to her like a disposable clone, treat her as just another body in the line, the tone goes really rough: throat-fucking, humiliation, that whole “you want the saber, you work for it” thing. You can even push her to beg for rank while she’s choking on dick, which is hilariously fucked up and horny at the same time. If you’re nicer, she opens up slower, more begrudgingly, and the sex leans into that “teacher testing the student” vibe where she pretends she’s too good for this but her nipples say the opposite. I liked that there’s not one “true” route. Sometimes picking the “right” answer just cuts off a nasty scene you maybe wanted. That annoyed me, but also made it feel less like one of those fake interactive stories that all end in the same watery creampie. Dialog is cheesy, full of slightly broken English that feels like some fan from Telegram wrote it on a caffeine high, yet in a strange way it fits. You’re not here for perfect canon, you’re here for a twisted casting that turns a Jedi hopeful into a used toy on a couch, and on that front, the game doesn’t pretend to be anything else.
The visual novel setup is simple, which actually works. No pointless minigames, no grinding for points, just scenes that branch depending on how hard you push her or how much you pretend to care. And the cutscenes are weirdly charming in their own trashy way. You can see where the artist rushed, some angles are stiff, but then you hit a CG where her orange skin is glistening, cum dripping off her face, and the lighting around her montrals is just right, and it suddenly feels like they blew the whole schedule on that single shot. I loved the expressions, by the way. Ahsoka goes from cocky padawan brat, to insulted “I’m not here for that”, to heavy-breathing slut trying not to moan when you make her kneel between your legs. Sometimes her lips look slightly off model, I kept noticing that lower lip, but whatever, I still screenshotted it and threw it into my Hidden folder in Google Photos like a coward.
Choices actually matter a bit more than I expected. If you keep talking down to her like a disposable clone, treat her as just another body in the line, the tone goes really rough: throat-fucking, humiliation, that whole “you want the saber, you work for it” thing. You can even push her to beg for rank while she’s choking on dick, which is hilariously fucked up and horny at the same time. If you’re nicer, she opens up slower, more begrudgingly, and the sex leans into that “teacher testing the student” vibe where she pretends she’s too good for this but her nipples say the opposite. I liked that there’s not one “true” route. Sometimes picking the “right” answer just cuts off a nasty scene you maybe wanted. That annoyed me, but also made it feel less like one of those fake interactive stories that all end in the same watery creampie. Dialog is cheesy, full of slightly broken English that feels like some fan from Telegram wrote it on a caffeine high, yet in a strange way it fits. You’re not here for perfect canon, you’re here for a twisted casting that turns a Jedi hopeful into a used toy on a couch, and on that front, the game doesn’t pretend to be anything else.
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👁 146.7K
💬 5
★★★★☆
Amazon Island 3
Your tribe is under relentless attack by fierce warrior women, but as the supervisor of these powerful Amazons, you hold all the cards in this savage conflict. You don’t just defend your home with brute strength, because every invader that crosses your path becomes a prize to be claimed and converted through raw desire.
Commanding a tribe of voluptuous, battle-hardened Amazons, you’re at the center of a wild, erotic storm. The enemy may come armed and ready to crush your lands, but they’ll leave broken, bent to your will and begging for more after you’ve ravaged them with unrelenting passion.
Every clash in this game isn’t just a fight for survival - it’s an opportunity to dominate and seduce. You get to engage in rough, primal sex where controlling your foes is the ultimate victory. Whether it’s titfucking your enemies or bending them over for a merciless fuck, you decide how the spoils of war unfold.
Feel the thrill of commanding a tribe that thrives on dominance and raw sexuality. Your home is more than just a fortress - it’s a playground of lust, where every invader can be turned into a submissive lover under your command.
This game throws you into a brutal yet seductive struggle, mixing intense combat with explicit hentai scenes. The tension builds with every skirmish until you break their spirits and bodies, leaving nothing but pleasure and obedience in your wake.
If you crave a game where you can meet and fuck your enemies in the heat of battle, this is your arena. Take charge now, protect your tribe, and show these invading warrior women what it means to be truly conquered.
Commanding a tribe of voluptuous, battle-hardened Amazons, you’re at the center of a wild, erotic storm. The enemy may come armed and ready to crush your lands, but they’ll leave broken, bent to your will and begging for more after you’ve ravaged them with unrelenting passion.
Every clash in this game isn’t just a fight for survival - it’s an opportunity to dominate and seduce. You get to engage in rough, primal sex where controlling your foes is the ultimate victory. Whether it’s titfucking your enemies or bending them over for a merciless fuck, you decide how the spoils of war unfold.
Feel the thrill of commanding a tribe that thrives on dominance and raw sexuality. Your home is more than just a fortress - it’s a playground of lust, where every invader can be turned into a submissive lover under your command.
This game throws you into a brutal yet seductive struggle, mixing intense combat with explicit hentai scenes. The tension builds with every skirmish until you break their spirits and bodies, leaving nothing but pleasure and obedience in your wake.
If you crave a game where you can meet and fuck your enemies in the heat of battle, this is your arena. Take charge now, protect your tribe, and show these invading warrior women what it means to be truly conquered.
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👁 99.8K
💬 2
★★★★☆
Lust Goddess
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your warriors, the more their corporal appearance switches. And with "switches", we suggest "that they become supah unveiling, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, and that means it's possible to keep concentrating on your most recent win - or even, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
Play with the #1 finest sex game on earth. Exactly why wait around? It really is free-for-all!
Play with the #1 finest sex game on earth. Exactly why wait around? It really is free-for-all!
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👁 41.1K
★★★★★
Inoue manga porn fuck
Kinda weird how this thing feels like a rhythm game and a horny fanfic smashed together after too much Pornhub and not enough sleep. You’ve got Orihime there, all soft curves and that big goofy energy from the anime, but here she’s not doing healing or crying or any of that. She’s riding Kisuke like a music video that went horribly, beautifully wrong. The whole idea is simple: music on, hips moving, cock inside, try to keep the tempo while she gets filled again and again. It sounds stupid, but then you’re sitting there, actually trying to match the beat while watching her tits bounce, thinking “yeah ok, maybe I am the problem.”
The red hair is a whole character by itself. It’s animated to swing and fall in her face when she leans forward, and there’s this one moment when she’s grinding slowly, her hair sticking to her sweaty cheek, and the dick is just sliding in and out of her pussy in that lazy, deep way that makes you forget there’s even a rhythm you’re supposed to care about. Then suddenly the track kicks up, the pace changes, and you’re mashing along, trying not to lose the combo while he slams her from below. When you actually sync it right and he blows a thick load inside her, the creampie looks heavy, like it has weight, and it keeps dripping while she twitches around him. That part is stupidly hot. I replayed that exact moment too many times, got distracted, then forgot what I was testing. Typical.
The music itself is funny. Not bad, just kinda trying to be sexy and clubby at the same time. One track feels like something you’d hear from a cheap TikTok thirst trap, then out of nowhere it lines up perfectly with the way her ass claps on his lap and you’re like “ok, fair, you win.” There’s a tiny delay sometimes when you hit the beat and the action responds, which made me grumble like an old man, but after a while your brain just fills the gap. Also, her pussy gets wetter as things go on, which you’d think is normal, but they actually show it, like, the shine, the stretch around his big cock, the way her lips hug the shaft when he pulls almost all the way out and then stuffs her full again. And yes, the cumshots hit her face too, thick white streaks on her red hair and across her tits, but honestly I kept going back to the deep, slow creampie scenes. Urahara’s hat doesn’t even show up right, by the way, which somehow offended me more than anything. Anyway. You’ll either end up trying to master the rhythm like a horny Guitar Hero reject or you’ll ignore the whole beat thing and just watch her get fucked senseless. Both work.
The red hair is a whole character by itself. It’s animated to swing and fall in her face when she leans forward, and there’s this one moment when she’s grinding slowly, her hair sticking to her sweaty cheek, and the dick is just sliding in and out of her pussy in that lazy, deep way that makes you forget there’s even a rhythm you’re supposed to care about. Then suddenly the track kicks up, the pace changes, and you’re mashing along, trying not to lose the combo while he slams her from below. When you actually sync it right and he blows a thick load inside her, the creampie looks heavy, like it has weight, and it keeps dripping while she twitches around him. That part is stupidly hot. I replayed that exact moment too many times, got distracted, then forgot what I was testing. Typical.
The music itself is funny. Not bad, just kinda trying to be sexy and clubby at the same time. One track feels like something you’d hear from a cheap TikTok thirst trap, then out of nowhere it lines up perfectly with the way her ass claps on his lap and you’re like “ok, fair, you win.” There’s a tiny delay sometimes when you hit the beat and the action responds, which made me grumble like an old man, but after a while your brain just fills the gap. Also, her pussy gets wetter as things go on, which you’d think is normal, but they actually show it, like, the shine, the stretch around his big cock, the way her lips hug the shaft when he pulls almost all the way out and then stuffs her full again. And yes, the cumshots hit her face too, thick white streaks on her red hair and across her tits, but honestly I kept going back to the deep, slow creampie scenes. Urahara’s hat doesn’t even show up right, by the way, which somehow offended me more than anything. Anyway. You’ll either end up trying to master the rhythm like a horny Guitar Hero reject or you’ll ignore the whole beat thing and just watch her get fucked senseless. Both work.
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👁 82.1K
★★★☆☆
Meet your private AI girlfriend: chat now (18+)
GoLove AI: Discover your personal AI girlfriend: real-time, unfiltered 1-on-1 chats with 200+ unique personalities. Swipe to match and begin private chats that include pictures, voice notes and uncensored adult content - fully anonymous, 18+ only.
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👁 40.4K
★★★★★
Ibuki anime porn feetjob
Ibuki in this one feels like someone caught a Street Fighter match, paused at the exact wrong moment, and then just never hit resume. It is literally just you, her, and her feet, no plot trying to be clever, nothing pretending to be more than it is. She’s in the forest, still got that ninja vibe, but the whole thing is framed like one long POV scene where your entire job is to stare at how she works your cock with her soles and toes. As a gif hoarder, this is dangerous stuff. So many frames where her toes curl just right on the shaft, or that instant when the cum hits and her expression changes from smug to “oh, that was a lot” and then back to smug again. You can tell whoever made this actually likes her, not just using a random girl model. Her body is thick in the right way, boobs bouncing a bit while she stays focused on the footwork. I found myself pausing not on the obvious climax, but on that little moment when her heel presses into the base and you can almost feel your balls twitch. That’s the kind of frame I drag into ShareX and loop for way too long in my collection.
What I really liked is how the mask stuff plays out. At first she has that ninja mask on, you only see her eyes while she’s jerking you with her feet, and there’s something crazy hot about getting edged by nothing but her gaze. Then you start undressing her, piece by piece, forest still around but it kind of fades away because yeah, no one is looking at the trees. Top comes off, big boobs out, and you finally get her face uncovered too. It changes the whole energy. Same motion with the feet, but now every time your cock twitches she has this full open expression, cheeks slightly flushed, mouth a bit parted, like she knows exactly how close you are and she’s enjoying the power. There’s a POV angle where you look down your body, see her feet sliding along the length, and her tits just at the edge of frame, like they’re teasing you without touching. Honestly I got more turned on when she slightly flexed her toes around the tip than at the full cumshot, which is weird, because the final blast is big and messy and lands all over her, including places you’re not fully expecting. I do kinda hate how the forest background just sits there doing nothing, like some cheap wallpaper, but then another angle hits where her sole glistens with your cum and I forget I was even annoyed about it. I was going to complain about something else, there was some tiny thing that bugged me, but whatever, I ended up scrubbing back to catch that moment her mask comes off and her eyes and mouth line up with that slow stroke, and my brain just logged it as “keep, convert to gif later, do not delete.”
What I really liked is how the mask stuff plays out. At first she has that ninja mask on, you only see her eyes while she’s jerking you with her feet, and there’s something crazy hot about getting edged by nothing but her gaze. Then you start undressing her, piece by piece, forest still around but it kind of fades away because yeah, no one is looking at the trees. Top comes off, big boobs out, and you finally get her face uncovered too. It changes the whole energy. Same motion with the feet, but now every time your cock twitches she has this full open expression, cheeks slightly flushed, mouth a bit parted, like she knows exactly how close you are and she’s enjoying the power. There’s a POV angle where you look down your body, see her feet sliding along the length, and her tits just at the edge of frame, like they’re teasing you without touching. Honestly I got more turned on when she slightly flexed her toes around the tip than at the full cumshot, which is weird, because the final blast is big and messy and lands all over her, including places you’re not fully expecting. I do kinda hate how the forest background just sits there doing nothing, like some cheap wallpaper, but then another angle hits where her sole glistens with your cum and I forget I was even annoyed about it. I was going to complain about something else, there was some tiny thing that bugged me, but whatever, I ended up scrubbing back to catch that moment her mask comes off and her eyes and mouth line up with that slow stroke, and my brain just logged it as “keep, convert to gif later, do not delete.”
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👁 62.4K
★★★☆☆
Yuri hentai gallery
Want to test your smarts and earn some seriously hot visuals? Here’s an adult flash game that plays with your intellect and desire. Each question you tackle peels back layers to reveal enticing, explicit yuri pictures.
Pick how tough you want the challenge to be; the harder it is, the hotter the prizes. With each right response, you gain access to a treasure trove of lesbian hentai photos.
Prepare for voluptuous, youthful women who playfully explore each other’s bodies in vivid detail. Each animation pulses with energy, capturing the raw passion between these beautiful women.
It’s a smart player’s playground, where intellect and lust intertwine seamlessly. For fans of yuri and lesbian hentai galleries, this game offers exactly what you crave.
Start now and watch your clever answers bring you closer to forbidden delights. Experience the explicit charm of Mr. 9’s creations, filled with teasing, voluptuous heroines. Let your intellect lead you to the most depraved and stunning hentai galleries online.
Pick how tough you want the challenge to be; the harder it is, the hotter the prizes. With each right response, you gain access to a treasure trove of lesbian hentai photos.
Prepare for voluptuous, youthful women who playfully explore each other’s bodies in vivid detail. Each animation pulses with energy, capturing the raw passion between these beautiful women.
It’s a smart player’s playground, where intellect and lust intertwine seamlessly. For fans of yuri and lesbian hentai galleries, this game offers exactly what you crave.
Start now and watch your clever answers bring you closer to forbidden delights. Experience the explicit charm of Mr. 9’s creations, filled with teasing, voluptuous heroines. Let your intellect lead you to the most depraved and stunning hentai galleries online.
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👁 58.8K
💬 1
★★★☆☆
Free AI Clothes Remover
Instantly create free AI clothing removal videos. Use our undress AI tool to transform images. Free, unlimited, and no sign up required.
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👁 40K
★★★★★
Horny Clinic.1
In the provocative setting of Horny Clinic, both horny therapists and needy patients cross paths in this tantalizing medical center. This game goes beyond the typical click-to-watch erotic storylines; you’ll be roaming through detailed environments, searching for every naughty secret. Collect and boost tools that open fresh erotic possibilities, complete missions that lead you straight to hot encounters.
Part of the fun comes from engaging in seductive matching mini-games scattered throughout. The introductory lessons will steer you straight right into the heart of the erotic action waiting for you.
Featuring loads of hot photo material, the game celebrates diverse adult fantasies, there’s always a chance to encounter beloved porn legends here. All areas buzz with erotic tension and hidden delights, inviting you to chase down every filthy fantasy waiting in the shadows.
Balancing the clinic’s lust-fueled madness while gathering items to boost your escapades, it’s a perfect blend of sensual storytelling and interactive gameplay that keeps you hooked. Let your darkest cravings guide you through this provocative playground of flesh and fantasy.
Part of the fun comes from engaging in seductive matching mini-games scattered throughout. The introductory lessons will steer you straight right into the heart of the erotic action waiting for you.
Featuring loads of hot photo material, the game celebrates diverse adult fantasies, there’s always a chance to encounter beloved porn legends here. All areas buzz with erotic tension and hidden delights, inviting you to chase down every filthy fantasy waiting in the shadows.
Balancing the clinic’s lust-fueled madness while gathering items to boost your escapades, it’s a perfect blend of sensual storytelling and interactive gameplay that keeps you hooked. Let your darkest cravings guide you through this provocative playground of flesh and fantasy.
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👁 48.2K
★★★☆☆
Umichan Maiko – Female Rivalries
When Maiko stirred from sleep, her voluptuous frame and radiant charm were impossible to miss. Far from ordinary, Maiko juggles school life, friends, and her massive tits, all wrapped up in the confusing thrill of adolescence.
Her afternoons are filled with studying and socializing, yet as night falls, she transforms into the seductive maid of a bustling café.
What starts as a normal teen life quickly morphs into an exploration of darker, more enticing desires that draw Maiko in completely.
As she dives deeper, Maiko’s charm and raw sexuality make her the queen of every gathering, adored and envied in equal measure.
Her rise to fame comes with a fierce dedication to mastering every taboo, every twisted fantasy she can get her hands on.
Maiko’s appetite for sex is insatiable, whether she’s tangled in all-girl action, pounding hardcore scenes, or exploring strange new kinks.
Every encounter is hotter than the last, packed with explicit moments like big cock domination, cum flooding faces, and raw, unfiltered desire.
Unfold the story of Maiko in this hentai RPG, where every decision leads to dirtier, hotter, and more shocking experiences.
Get lost in a world where Maiko’s youthful innocence clashes with raw lust, bringing you endless hentai action and jaw-dropping scenes.
Take control of Maiko’s journey and discover how far your fantasies can go in this steamy, raw RPG.
Her afternoons are filled with studying and socializing, yet as night falls, she transforms into the seductive maid of a bustling café.
What starts as a normal teen life quickly morphs into an exploration of darker, more enticing desires that draw Maiko in completely.
As she dives deeper, Maiko’s charm and raw sexuality make her the queen of every gathering, adored and envied in equal measure.
Her rise to fame comes with a fierce dedication to mastering every taboo, every twisted fantasy she can get her hands on.
Maiko’s appetite for sex is insatiable, whether she’s tangled in all-girl action, pounding hardcore scenes, or exploring strange new kinks.
Every encounter is hotter than the last, packed with explicit moments like big cock domination, cum flooding faces, and raw, unfiltered desire.
Unfold the story of Maiko in this hentai RPG, where every decision leads to dirtier, hotter, and more shocking experiences.
Get lost in a world where Maiko’s youthful innocence clashes with raw lust, bringing you endless hentai action and jaw-dropping scenes.
Take control of Maiko’s journey and discover how far your fantasies can go in this steamy, raw RPG.
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👁 45.4K
★★★☆☆
Castellum Res Venereae 3
This thing feels like somebody smashed a horny flash game from the 2000s together with a rage platformer and then just said “yeah, that’s fine” without polishing anything. You’re dropped into this gloomy castle maze, no long intro, no walls of text, just you, some shitty floor patterns, and the quiet knowledge that every shadow is probably either a sex monster or yet another trap waiting to snap your ass in half. You move with arrow keys, simple, but the level layout keeps trolling you. You think “ok, straight line to the door, I’m not stupid”, then a invisible spike pops from the floor, or the wall suddenly opens and something slimy with way too many parts drags your character back into the dark for a full-on hentai-style workout. The game pretends it’s about escaping. It’s actually about getting ruined in new ways while pretending you didn’t secretly walk into that tentacle’s hitbox on purpose.
The best part is how the monsters all feel like different flavors of bad decisions. You walk into a narrow corridor, there’s a weird breathing sound, your brain goes “nah, I can make it”, then boom, some towering beast pins you against the stones and the screen turns into a whole porn scene that would get banned on half of the “safe” platforms. Some are huge, some are more sneaky, some come from the floor like gross vines that just wrap around your legs and drag you backwards while your character flails. It’s messy, wet, a bit cruel at times, and yes, there are scenes where the monster clearly doesn’t know what “gentle” means. Sometimes they don’t even give you that much build up, no foreplay, no romance, just “you touched the wrong tile, now you get railed”. The funniest thing is how you start learning the level layouts, not because you want to survive, but because you’re hunting for that one specific monster again like some pervert completionist: “yeah yeah, I know the way to the exit, but what if I let the big winged bastard catch me in that side room one more time”. One time I dodged everything perfectly by accident, reached the exit door without triggering a single scene, and I actually felt robbed. Imagine being mad that you escaped too clean.
The castle itself is full of those cheap tricks that would be annoying in any normal platformer, but here they’re strangely welcome. Fake floors, moving blades, pressure plates that summon something horny out of nowhere, tight jumps over pits where you already know if you fall, your character’s clothes are getting destroyed first and their dignity second. There is this tiny delay between getting caught and the scene starting, just a small heartbeat, and that moment becomes addictive. You watch your own failure in slow motion, like “ah shit, here we go again”, then the game slams you with another ridiculous position against a cold wall or on some weird altar in the dungeon. Sometimes the pacing is all over the place, like you trigger three scenes in a row and then spend a long stretch of time with nothing but careful slow walking, squinting at the floor like a paranoid rat. Also, the way some traps blend into the ground is actually kind of bullshit, but, yeah, you’re not really here for fair design. You’re here because this game turns “oops I fucked up” into softcore and hardcore at the same time, trapped between fear of the next spike and curiosity about which monster is going to fuck you stupid if you miss that jump by one pixel. And you will miss it. On purpose. Eventually.
The best part is how the monsters all feel like different flavors of bad decisions. You walk into a narrow corridor, there’s a weird breathing sound, your brain goes “nah, I can make it”, then boom, some towering beast pins you against the stones and the screen turns into a whole porn scene that would get banned on half of the “safe” platforms. Some are huge, some are more sneaky, some come from the floor like gross vines that just wrap around your legs and drag you backwards while your character flails. It’s messy, wet, a bit cruel at times, and yes, there are scenes where the monster clearly doesn’t know what “gentle” means. Sometimes they don’t even give you that much build up, no foreplay, no romance, just “you touched the wrong tile, now you get railed”. The funniest thing is how you start learning the level layouts, not because you want to survive, but because you’re hunting for that one specific monster again like some pervert completionist: “yeah yeah, I know the way to the exit, but what if I let the big winged bastard catch me in that side room one more time”. One time I dodged everything perfectly by accident, reached the exit door without triggering a single scene, and I actually felt robbed. Imagine being mad that you escaped too clean.
The castle itself is full of those cheap tricks that would be annoying in any normal platformer, but here they’re strangely welcome. Fake floors, moving blades, pressure plates that summon something horny out of nowhere, tight jumps over pits where you already know if you fall, your character’s clothes are getting destroyed first and their dignity second. There is this tiny delay between getting caught and the scene starting, just a small heartbeat, and that moment becomes addictive. You watch your own failure in slow motion, like “ah shit, here we go again”, then the game slams you with another ridiculous position against a cold wall or on some weird altar in the dungeon. Sometimes the pacing is all over the place, like you trigger three scenes in a row and then spend a long stretch of time with nothing but careful slow walking, squinting at the floor like a paranoid rat. Also, the way some traps blend into the ground is actually kind of bullshit, but, yeah, you’re not really here for fair design. You’re here because this game turns “oops I fucked up” into softcore and hardcore at the same time, trapped between fear of the next spike and curiosity about which monster is going to fuck you stupid if you miss that jump by one pixel. And you will miss it. On purpose. Eventually.
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👁 41.7K
★★★☆☆