Thomas is that kind of guy every Overwatch nerd pretended to be back when D.Va voice lines were stuck in our heads all day. Except here he actually did it. He is in the team, he sleeps in her bed, he knows exactly how loud she moans when you pull her pigtails and shove her face into the mattress. On paper the relationship looks perfect: famous Korean mecha princess, loyal boyfriend, fans screaming her name on Twitch while she rides his cock after a match like it is just another ranked game. But there is this tiny itch under his skin, like when Battle.net lags right when you ult. Everything is good, nothing is wrong, and yet he wants more. Dirtier. Meaner. Less “idol” and more “cum toy with cute cheeks”.

Then that weird mail shows up, like spam you should ignore but you click it anyway because horniness beats common sense every single time. It is not some big magic ritual or epic prophecy nonsense, it is more like someone slid a cheat menu into his life. One by one, the little options open up. Lower her shame. Boost her arousal in public. Crank up obedience when you whisper in her ear. And you just watch this bright, cocky pro gamer girl, who talks trash in voice chat and winks at cameras, slowly start blushing when you tell her to go out without panties under that tiny skirt. At first she protests, acts all “babo, we can’t, the fans!” and then she is sitting on your lap in the parked car, skirt hiked up, drooling around your dick while people walk right past the tinted window. That moment when she looks up with full ahegao eyes, lipstick smeared, and you realize she is way more into humiliation than she wants to admit, hits harder than any highlight reel.

The fun part is how it mixes the silly parody vibe with really rough stuff. One scene she is doing her cutesy “Nerf this!” type voice while riding a vibrating toy you control from your phone, pretending it is just “training gear” for long matches. The next night you have her tied up in some basement that looks way too close to a practice room, wrists burning against ropes, ass already red from spanking, and you are forcing her to count every slap in broken English while she tries not to scream your name. She cheats on you and it is still your win, because you ordered it. You push her into these messed up “swinging” setups where her so‑called allies get a taste of her, but she is trained so well that she only cums when you tell her she is allowed. The anal scenes hit weird too; the first time she is so proud and cocky, saying she can “tank anything”, then three thrusts later she is babbling like a drunk support player, clutching at you, mascara running, begging you not to film it while you obviously already did. Some bits are slow, like a ranked queue on a dead server, and sometimes the jokes miss, but then there is that one moment where she walks out on stage, still wet from the sex toy hidden inside her, winking at the crowd while you raise the vibration level on your phone, and suddenly all the little rough edges of the game feel on purpose.

Guy comes back from uni, thinks he’s just crashing at dad’s place for a while, and suddenly he’s living in a softcore soap opera that keeps trying to turn into hardcore blackmail porn every ten minutes. The “new” home is basically a harem powder keg with a fresh coat of paint. Dad’s got a hot young wife who dresses like she’s trying to be professional but keeps bending over in ways that make it really clear this house doesn’t run on morality. She’s trying to be proper, to keep things under control, but the more you tease her, the more those “accidental” slips start to look planned. You can play nice, give her romance, soft touches, slow kisses in the hallway where anyone could walk by. Or you go the other way. Let her know you’ve seen the messages on her phone, the shady little secrets she keeps, and start turning that knowledge into obedience. The maid uniform does not help her at all. Every time she puts it on, she slides one step closer to kneeling when you tell her to.

The game keeps throwing women at you who all feel like they belong in different genres of porn, but somehow it doesn’t totally fall apart. Next door you’ve got that barely-legal airhead who thinks “corruption” just means trying a cigarette. Spend some time with her and suddenly she’s practicing deepthroat in your bedroom while still pretending she’s innocent. You spank her once as a joke and she turns bright red, half from humiliation, half from being way too into it. Then there’s the cop who should absolutely arrest you, but spends more time grinding on your lap during “interrogations” than asking questions. She’s the kind of woman you can push face-first over a table, pull her panties aside and fuck her while she tries to pretend she’s in control. You know that moment when she glares at you, wipes her mouth after a messy blowjob, and you realize you’re the one being handled? Yeah, that happens too. Somewhere in there is a spoiled rich girl who treats you like trash until you get her alone, pull her hair, make her strip and crawl, and suddenly she’s the one begging for more. Sometimes the romance path feels almost too sweet, like the game forgot it’s full of blackmail, spanking and public humiliation, then it remembers and throws you into a scene where a girl is masturbating in your bed, crying with shame while still rubbing her clit because you ordered her to. The animations are surprisingly horny for how simple they look, especially the oral scenes, though I swear one of the loops where she’s riding you looks a bit off and now I can’t unsee it. But it works. The moans, the little shivers when you slap her ass, the way a “good girl” you’ve been patient with for hours finally drops to her knees and opens her mouth because you crook a finger. Half the time you think you’re going to play the nice guy and go for romance, and then the game hands you a chance to make a maid clean the floor in her underwear while you sit back, cock out, and suddenly you’re the villain and it feels way too good.

Clark’s life in this game is basically every lonely porn-addicted loser fantasy smashed into a superhero comic and then left out in the sun too long. You’re this awkward Kansas kid with the “oh wow I’m an alien” thing going on, except instead of just saving cats from trees you’re trying not to fuck your whole hometown, literally and morally. One minute you’re clicking through boring school halls, pretending to be normal, the next you’re peeling back the small-town vibe and finding meteor freaks, MILFs with secrets, and people who really should not be that horny during an alien crisis. The story does that thing where it pretends you have your life under control, then throws you into some pov scene where a woman twice your age is grinding on top of you and you’re thinking, “Yeah, the universe is doomed, but this is worth it.”

The visual style is AI generated but it kind of fits the whole off-brand superhero parody mood. Faces are a bit too perfect sometimes, like Instagram filters got horny and never stopped, but the bodies, man. Tight costumes that look like they’re about to rip, soft thighs pressed together on a teacher’s chair, that stretched look when you push in deep and the belly shows a little bulge. The creampie shots are surprisingly dirty in a good way: cloudy mess dripping down, panties pushed aside, that moment where she bites her lip and you already clicked too fast but you still stare at the screen like an idiot. There’s a scene in a locker room where you’re supposed to interrogate someone, but I spent longer just clicking around the background, watching how the camera plays with pov angles, like the game knows you’re not here for the “investigation.” It calls itself a point and click and yeah, technically, but really it’s “point at who you wanna ruin and click until your mouse is sticky.”

What actually got me hooked was how your powers keep crashing into your dick. You’re supposed to be this rising hero, but half the time the “dark alter-ego” side feels more honest than the goody-two-shoes act. You’ll be in some tense meteor-related situation, and the choice is literally: save someone properly, or push them up against a wall and pound them while the sky glows outside. The game doesn’t pretend that domination is nice or clean either. There are moments where you grab her hair, force her to look at you while you’re buried inside, and the text is like, “You know this isn’t who you want to be,” while you immediately click “go harder” because self-control is for people not opening porn tabs in Chrome. It’s horny, messy, sometimes weirdly romantic when Clark accidentally says something soft after filling someone up, but you just know he’s going to screw it all up again five clicks later. Honestly, it feels a bit like my love life, if I had superpowers and people actually wanted to fuck me.

Emily is that kind of heroine who looks like she should be in some cute, holy church story, but the game clearly hates that idea and keeps throwing her into every dirty corner of this medieval shithole of a town. It starts pretty mild, you know, the usual “lost girl from small village” stuff, she’s nervous, shy, touching herself under the blankets like she’s scared the gods are watching. But the way the game plays with her curiosity is what got me. First time she sneaks a look at a guy getting jerked off behind the inn, the camera sits too long on her face, on her breathing, on her biting her lip. She pretends to look away, you can click somewhere else, but you don’t. You keep her watching. You make her watch. That’s the vibe. The corruption is not fast, it’s like someone slowly opening her shirt button by button in public and telling her it’s her idea.

What I really liked is how the sandbox thing works with her shame. You’re not forced into a straight line. You roam around this town that looks kind of cozy and rotten at same time, and every corner is some new way to push her. Maybe she just wanted to buy fruit and instead you end up with some drunk mercenary “accidentally” groping her ass near the stall, his hand staying way too long. You can back out, or you can have her freeze, not fight, feel that first hot spark between her legs. Then later she’s in her little rented room, pretending she’s just going to sleep, and you have that scene where she sits on the edge of the bed, lifts her dress, fingers shaking, and starts masturbating while replaying that touch in her head. It’s not glamorous porn, it’s messy, guilty, with her whispering “just a bit” and then going way past “just a bit” until she’s grinding on her own fingers like a needy slut. And then the game hits you with a choice the next day, like “do you avoid that guy” or “go the same route again, oops”, and you know exactly what you’re clicking and why.

The oral and lesbian stuff also doesn’t appear as “hey, here is the lesbian route now”, it feels more like her accidentally sliding into it. One time she’s just helping a “friend” wash in the bathhouse and suddenly there is this long, slow scene of soap, hands on tits that are obviously too big for that tiny shirt, two girls pressed against each other, one clearly more experienced, guiding Emily’s hand between her own legs. Emily’s first time going down on another girl is clumsy as hell, she’s trying to copy what she saw guys do through keyholes earlier. You can almost feel her confusion turning to hunger when the other girl moans and grabs her hair to push her deeper. Then like three scenes later she’s on her knees for some smug asshole with armor and bad haircut, licking his cock while trying to keep eye contact because he told her “good girls look up”, and you can decide if she does it like shy, hesitant little thing or like she already knows she likes the taste. Honestly I hated the fetchy “go here, click this icon again” loop sometimes, it gets grindy, but then you suddenly unlock a new animation with her big ass bouncing up and down on some guy in a dark alley and you forget you were annoyed five minutes before. It’s that kind of game where you tell yourself “ok, last event” and then you’re still there, making her sneak out at night just to find someone else to use her. Shame turns into habit, habit into hunger, and the town becomes one big stage where she keeps learning she was never as innocent as she thought.

Everyone at this college looks normal on Instagram, but the place feels like Silent Hill decided to fuck a telenovela. You start as Lana, this “good girl” honor student who smiles too much and clearly has no idea what kind of meat grinder she is walking into. On the surface it is all lectures, clubs, cute study spots, and teachers trying to look cool with their little glasses. Underneath that, it is blackmail, corruption and people trading bodies for favors in hallways that finally make sense when you notice the security cameras tilt a little too slow. The game lets you feel her first slip. One moment she is just staying late in the library, next moment you are forced to watch through a cracked door while a classmate gives a blowjob to a teacher to raise her grade. The camera angle sits right on the spit shining on his dick, and Lana is stuck clutching the wall, thighs pressed together, horrified and turned on at same time. I kinda hated how much I liked that scene.

It is not only “watch and gasp” though. Bit by bit the game pushes Lana from voyeur to toy. A former cop runs half the campus from the shadows, turning students into little sex workers who pretend they are just helping with “private tutoring”. When he corners Lana, he does not start with full-on ***. He makes her do small things that feel forgivable. First time, he orders her to strip in an empty classroom for “security search”. Bra off, panties to the ankles, his gloved hands slipping between her legs while she tries to keep her voice quiet because there is an actual lecture going on in the next room. You get dialogue choices, but either way he has her on the desk, spanking her ass until it goes red and wet at the same time. Later, he has her giving handjobs in the back of his car to some big black gangster while he records everything on his phone. Lana cries, but she still swallows when she is told to, and that mix of humiliation and obedience is the whole drug of the story. One run I tried to keep her “pure” and it still ended with her kneeling in a bathroom stall, covered in bukkake from three guys who lock the door, with her phone buzzing in her bag because another girl is asking on Telegram where she is. The game loves that contrast: cute outfits, soft faces, then sudden anal on a cold metal desk, or a lesbian scene where the “comforting” roommate turns out to be working for the kingpin and fingers Lana until she squirts, just to capture her moans as blackmail. Sometimes you switch to other characters too, a male student who plays detective and also fucks half the cast while pretending he is helping, a mysterious watcher who enjoys the voyeurism like a Twitch mod with way too much power. Sex toys appear out of nowhere in a “psychology experiment”, a teacher uses a ruler to spread Lana’s pussy lips during “body language class”, and one of the nastiest scenes for me was in the girls’ bathroom where she is forced to pee on the floor in front of two bullies, then lick a boot clean while one of them grinds her big tits and calls her slave. The game acts like it is a mystery, and yeah, there is some plot with criminal networks, missing students and weird horror vibes in the dark corridors, but honestly the real investigation is just: how far will Lana fall, and how many creampies, gangbangs and humiliations does it take until she cannot even remember what she wanted in the first place.

Harmony Haven feels like one of those small, pretty towns in porn where everyone looks innocent and then five clicks later someone is taking a rough anal pounding behind a “family friendly” bar. You start with this couple, Kevin and Rachel by default, but you can rename them to whatever fits your fantasy. They arrive all sweet and romantic, acting like they’re going to have this peaceful new life, and in about ten minutes you’re deciding if he keeps his cock in his pants or fucks the neighbor’s curvy wife while his own girl is in the shower. The game is point and click, characters are 3D, animated nicely, and it leans a lot on slow build teasing. Rachel bending over the kitchen counter in tight yoga pants, no panties, and the camera sits there just long enough for you to imagine grabbing that big ass and pushing her face into the sink. It plays a lot with romance vs raw lust. One moment they cuddle, kiss and talk about starting fresh, next moment she’s in a tiny dress with no bra, nipples showing through, flirting with a stranger in a bar while you decide if you push her toward cheating, sharing, or keep her as “good girl” on a short leash.

What I liked is how it lets you be a bit of a control freak. You can run different paths like a collector on Steam, chasing weird achievements. One run I tried to keep them fully loyal, always choosing the romantic option, stopping other guys from touching her, making sure he turns down every blowjob offer. Still got some hot stuff: POV oral, deep kissing, lingerie scenes, her in the bathroom masturbating because you teased her too hard and then just left. Another run I went full corruption. Sent her out in a slutty cosplay outfit to a party, let the black guy with the big dick dance way too close, then made her drink more and more, and suddenly his hands are all over her tits and ass while her husband pretends he doesn’t care. There are moments where you just watch, proper voyeurism. You see her on a couch with some guy’s hand between her legs and you choose if he stops or goes inside her. Sometimes the game loves creampies a bit too much, like every second scene ends with someone filling someone, and once I actually wished for just a messy facial on her glasses, but it keeps going inside. I complained in my head and then still clicked “cum inside” every time, so I guess that’s on me.

The swinging and netorare style stuff is where it gets more intense. You can push them into “sharing” and turn their nice relationship into something messy. Husband watching his wife ride another man’s cock, her moaning louder than she ever did with him, that kind of hit. There is one balcony scene where she goes out in just an open shirt and panties, and you can tell her to flash her tits to a neighbor or pull the shirt wider so everyone gets a show. Exhibitionism is everywhere, from stripping in front of mirrors to being half naked in places where people might walk in. The BDSM and domination angle is there too, but more on the soft side at first. Spanking over the knee while she cries out, groping those big tits until she whimpers, hand around her throat while you slam into her pussy, stuff like that. You can turn Rachel into a pretty dirty little slut if you want: anal training, footjobs, making her suck cock after being used, then kiss her husband with the taste still in her mouth. At one point I accidentally clicked something that made her cheat when I wanted to avoid that, and just sat staring at the screen for a second like “ok, fine, we go this way now.” The game doesn’t hold your hand, it just lets your choices twist their relationship into something sweet, filthy, or completely fucked, and half the time I’m not even sure which path I like more.

Princess Auriane is a mess, in the best possible way. She’s crowned, horny, and way too curious about what happens when you mix royal duty with raw, fucked-up power games. The game throws you right into her new rule, and the kingdom is basically an excuse for people to scheme, seduce, and break each other in very pretty, very dirty ways. One moment you’re sitting in a council scene, pretending to care about taxes and border fights, and five clicks later you’re watching an elf noble on his knees, tongue out, while Auriane holds his hair and decides if he gets mercy or just more humiliation. The swing between “noble fantasy politics” and “I’m going to use your mouth until you can’t talk” is wild, and honestly that’s what kept me clicking. It feels like someone asked “what if Crusader Kings had less spreadsheets and more deepthroat” and then kind of committed.

What I like a lot is that you’re not just a puppet queen getting tossed around. Sometimes you are the one doing the corruption, pushing a “pure” elf girl to lick your boots, or letting some scary priestess collar you and teach you what obedience really means. Dominant Auriane is hot, cruel in that smug elven way, like she knows everyone wants her and she’s tired of pretending to be nice. But submit Auriane a bit and the story turns nasty in a different flavor, with her being forced to smile in court after being used like a toy in the temple, cum still metaphorically dripping off her pride. The game doesn’t pull away when it gets heavy. When a scene promises “she’ll pay for this insult”, yeah, someone ends up gagging on cock or grinding on a thigh until she cries, not just getting a slap on the wrist. Oral stuff shows up a lot, by the way. People talk about oaths, loyalty, sacred rituals, then five text boxes later, that “ritual” is two elves on their knees, mouths full, trying to outdo each other for a pat on the head or a chance at power. It feels very on brand for a sleazy fantasy court: everyone pretending this is about honor while literally choking on it.

There’s this whole management layer that is honestly more fun than I expected for a porn game. You’re not juggling a big spreadsheet or anything, but choices in how you treat factions slowly twist the tone of the whole kingdom. Feed the harsher side and your realm starts feeling like a fetish state, full of collars, public punishment and nobles who smile way too much when someone gets dragged to the dungeon. Encourage indulgence and you get this decadent vibe where “court entertainment” basically means watching who gets fucked in front of whom. You notice characters changing, too. A shy attendant you keep around can slide from nervous little assistant into ruthless bitch if you let her taste power, and yeah, that also shows in bed scenes where suddenly she’s the one sitting on someone’s face, using them like furniture. The corruption arcs feel personal, like the story is poking you: “You did this. You made her like that.” Even when scenes repeat, the context shifts, so the same kind of blowjob or forced kneel feels different when it’s part of a bigger fall from grace. It’s not perfect, some transitions are clunky and sometimes the pacing just drops like the writer went to grab coffee mid-event, but when it hits, it really scratches that mix of strategy brain and degenerate brain. I kept telling myself “just one more choice, I want to see how bad this path gets” and then Auriane is in the throne room, smiling calmly while someone licks her feet in front of the court, and you realize the kingdom is basically a mirror of your worst tastes.

This one feels like somebody took a messy fantasy tabletop campaign, spilled porn all over the character sheets, and then just said, “yeah, that’s the game now.” You start by poking through a surprisingly flexible character creator, pick male or female, fiddle with little stats you only half understand, and suddenly you’re a half naked adventurer waking up in a world where every bush, inn, dungeon and swamp has at least a 50% chance to want to fuck you. It’s all text, but the writing actually sells it when you run into, say, a smug lizardman guard who starts out just frisking you for weapons and somehow ends up with his claws digging into your hips while he breeds you full of hot cum. Or you laugh at the idea of a “horny mushroom grove” and ten minutes later you’re bent over, dripping, getting filled in both holes by thick, slimy tentacles while your character is trying and failing to sound offended. The tone jumps around a lot. One moment it’s standard fantasy “go talk to the blacksmith,” next moment he is jerking you off behind his shop with those rough, calloused hands and threatening to spank you if you keep teasing him with your mouth and then pulling away before he finishes. It has that slightly awkward, horny teenager energy, but in a good way, like someone actually having fun instead of trying to write a sex novel.

Where it really got me was the combat and how it bleeds into the porn. It’s simple turn based stuff, you pick between regular attacks or different “tease” options, and at first you’re like, okay, hit the wolfgirl with a sword or wiggle my hips at her, sure. Then suddenly you’re in a fight where you keep flirting just to see what happens, her lust bar pops, and the whole thing flips into a scene where she pins you to a rock and you’re riding her cock while she bites your neck and snarls into your ear. Same thing when you lose. A random group of bandit monsters knocks you down, your HP hits zero, and instead of just “game over,” you’re on your knees with one of them in your mouth, others lining up behind you, balls slapping your ass as they take turns filling you with messy creampies. I had one run where my male hero got so used as a camp slut after losing a fight that every time I went back near that road, the text remembered it and the same guys grabbed him again, treating him like their personal cumdump. It’s fucked up and hot and a little funny because the narration will casually mention how the locals are starting to whisper about you, and NPCs change how they talk depending on how much of a whore you’ve been in that area. That’s probably my favorite bit, actually. I was doing “serious” quests with a pretty straight face, helping a town with some monster problem, then later that night I sneak behind the tavern, jerk off with a big furry bull guy who makes me swallow his load, and the next morning the barmaid suddenly has new lines about the smell on my breath. Tiny stuff like that makes the world feel weirdly alive even though it’s just text.

Not everything is comfortable though, and I kind of like that it doesn’t pretend to be. The game absolutely loves throwing all kinds of bodies at you. Furries, lizardmen, werewolves, tentacled things that don’t even try to be human looking. Sometimes you’re giving a slow, messy blowjob to a soft, shy foxboy, playing with his balls until he squirms and paints your tongue with cum. Other times it’s full on rough male domination, your character getting pinned down, spanked until their ass stings, then used for deep anal while they moan like a slut and can’t stop clenching around the cock inside. There are scenes where you get to be the one in control too, shoving someone’s face into your crotch, forcing them to lick you clean after you finish, or grabbing a monster girl by the horns while you pound her pussy until she squirts. Or going down on a smug witch in her tower as “payment” for a quest, your lips and chin wet while she sits on your face and rides your tongue, then lazily jerks you off with one hand until you shoot all over her thighs. The gay content hits hard, by the way. One quest dumped me into a group scene in a cave where a bunch of male creatures took turns on every hole I had, one holding my head, another slapping his cock against my cheek, more lining up behind. It was filthy and long and I honestly forgot what the original quest even was. What annoys me is that the inventory UI sometimes feels like it was made during a hangover, the log scrolls a bit weird on mobile Chrome, and there is this one line about a character’s eye color that changes between scenes and now I can’t unsee it. But then I’m back in another encounter, teasing some proud knight, and end up with his dick in my hand, stroking him slow while he groans and calls me names, then shoving him into my ass while the text goes into way too much detail about how it stretches. By the time I’m crafting potions just so I can stay awake longer for more nighttime encounters in the forest, I kind of stop caring if a sentence is clunky here and there. The world remembers that my hero is a cum-stuffed disgrace or a smug top, the monsters react, the towns gossip, and I keep finding new ways to get fucked, or to fuck everything that moves. It feels dirty in that “I’ll just open it in a private tab on my phone” way, which is exactly what I wanted.

You start as this guy who just got kicked out of his job as a nightclub bouncer, tossed aside like trash while drunk idiots you used to throw out are still inside buying bottles. You’re pissed, broke, and then you find out your own dad fucked you harder than any of the scenes in this game by stealing from the local crime boss. So when the kingpin drags you in, you’re already in that “I’m fucked anyway” mindset. Instead of just killing you, he realizes his spoiled, hot-as-sin daughter Angel needs a bodyguard. She’s got that mix of rich girl attitude and hidden vulnerability that makes you wanna fuck her and protect her at the same time. One wrong move and she gets hurt. One right move and she moans your name with mascara running. The game pretty much lives in that tension. You’re walking behind her in tight dresses, watching her ass sway while some sleazy businessman stares at her chest, and you’re deciding if you break his nose, humiliate him, or just quietly enjoy the view and let things go way too far later. It gives you this weird power trip where you’re the dog on the leash, but you also hold the chain.

The routes sit on top of that simple idea and twist the knife. If you play nice, act like a gentleman, take hits for her, pull her out of danger, keep your dick in your pants when you should, you get the sweet side. Soft kisses after a gunfight, her clinging to your arm, slow sex scenes where she’s actually looking in your eyes, whispering that she feels safe with you while you’re sliding inside her. Then you replay, pick the “jerk” options, and you’re still saving her, just treating everyone like shit, grabbing her by the chin, fucking her against the bathroom sink while she’s half mad, half soaking wet, begging you to be rougher. The game is at its nastiest when you start drifting into those choices where you don’t fully protect anyone. There’s that bar scene where Angel is drunk, some other guy is clearly checking her out, and you can either shut it down or “watch what happens.” If you look away, pretend you don’t see, the game punishes you in a different way. You walk back into the room later and she’s already on her knees for him, lipstick smeared, her voice all needy while the other guy is gripping her hair, and you just stand there like a ghost. It hits that netorare vibe pretty hard, especially when she still smiles at you after like nothing happened, or worse, when she tells you she thought you didn’t care. The sharing route feels even more twisted, because now you’re not just a coward, you’re the one who opens the door. You say “yeah, go ahead,” and watch her get tossed around by other men, sometimes with you joining in, sometimes not, and the game really likes to show her brain getting rewired from “my protector” to “use me more.” Vaginal scenes are the core, and they are not shy. Missionary with her legs shaking around your waist, her nails scratching your back while she’s cumming and calling you “boss” or “sir,” then later in the darker paths, the same position but with a different man, and you just seeing it from the side like some pathetic extra. The romance angle actually works when it wants, and then the corruption cuts through it like a knife, so you end up horny, annoyed, turned on, and a little bit angry at yourself for choosing what you chose, which is exactly why it kinda sticks in your head after you close the tab.