Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

First time I launched *House of Shinobi*, I kinda laughed because the main menu music tried *so hard* to sound grand and brooding that it looped in this weird offbeat way - almost like the composer’s laptop was overheating. But then something strange happened. I got pulled in. The way the game paces itself - slow, quiet scenes between sudden bursts of raw, filthy intensity - reminds me of watching late-night anime on a borrowed DVD player when the volume button didn’t work and you had to ride the tension between “God, this is hot” and “Please don't let anyone walk in.” That feeling’s still there, buried under all the messy UI. I swear I stared at the save screen for full five minutes wondering which thumbnail was my actual progress. But that’s kind of the point: it’s accidental intimacy mixed with clunky obsession.

When the game goes erotic, it doesn’t hold back. The moans aren’t cleanly recorded; they’re layered like someone mixed them through an old cassette filter, and somehow it fits better than most ‘HD’ adult games. The scenes with Tsunade and Hinata hit different moods - one warm and messy, the other oddly gentle, like you’re being dared to keep eye contact. It’s not just pixel art but deliberate rhythm: the breathing, the softened thuds, the moment right before a slap lands. Even the humiliation stuff - which I usually skip - felt written by someone who hates and loves their characters at once. That inner contradiction, man… it gets under your skin.

The funny part? Every now and then, the sandbox sections drag you into managing chores or wandering alleyways, like filler episodes in the middle of chaos. I both hated and loved it. It kinda reminded me of grinding in *Honey Select* but with accidental moral consequences. And let’s be honest: nobody needs a moral lesson after three back-to-back creampie routes, yet when Kushina looks at you afterward and says nothing, that silence lingers. Maybe the game isn’t trying to say anything deep. Or maybe it’s mocking the idea that desire ever needed a reason. I still don’t like the font, though.

So there I was, expecting another generic isekai trash game, but this hell-school thing actually caught me off guard. The premise sounds stupid at first - truck-kun strikes again, right? But then you're stuck being principal of some twisted academy where anime waifus end up trapped. The she-devil who recruits you has this whole seductive manipulation thing going on, and honestly? Her voice acting isn't terrible for what looks like a budget production. You get thrown into this weird city managing all these girls from different series - Tsunade's there looking magnificent as always, Sakura's being her usual self, even got Makima which... damn, that woman's dangerous even in pixel form.

The sandbox elements let you wander around freely, but sometimes I got lost trying to figure out what triggers certain scenes. Mai Sakurajima shows up and suddenly I'm having Bunny Girl Senpai flashbacks to my younger days discovering ecchi anime. The groping mechanics feel clunky though - like they just slapped them in without much thought. Oral scenes are surprisingly well animated for such a rough-looking game, especially with Boa Hancock who knows exactly what she's doing. But then Hinata's scenes feel rushed compared to others? Makes no sense. The male domination stuff ranges from playful teasing to more intense moments, and you can choose how far to push things with each girl.

What really gets me is the moral choice system - help these trapped waifus escape or drag them deeper into corruption for your demonic boss. Some paths lead to genuine romance while others... well, let's just say Nobara Kugisaki has some very explicit punishment scenes if you go the darker route. The vaginal sex animations could use work but there's something raw about the whole experience that reminds me of those early flash games we used to play in secret. Zero Two's route especially had me making choices I probably shouldn't admit to. Not gonna lie, spent way too many hours trying to unlock everything with Nami.

It’s messy in a way that feels almost too personal, like reading someone’s horny dream journal that accidentally got turned into a game. The first time I saw Rias just leaning in, her hair catching that fake moonlight, I thought the animation was glitching - too smooth, almost alive. Then she smirked, and I forgot about the weird clipping on her shoulder. The story pretends to care about demons and contracts, but it’s really just an excuse to throw you into this feverish loop of moaning, glowing eyes, and clothes that evaporate faster than logic. The main guy acts like he’s confused about what’s happening, but his hands sure know where to go. You start judging him for being a pushover, then realize you’re clicking through every scene like a hungry idiot.

I kept thinking about how the sound design feels like someone recorded it in a bathroom but somehow it works - it’s raw, kind of embarrassing, and that’s what makes it hot. Akeno’s laugh cuts through the music in this way that makes you feel like she’s laughing at you, not him. There’s this one scene with Koneko that’s so awkwardly animated it loops twice before syncing up, and it made me laugh right before it made me need to close the curtains. The mind control bit is weirdly casual, like everyone just shrugs and goes along with it. I don’t even know if that’s sexy or lazy. Probably both.

The pacing is nonsense - one moment you’re watching a serious “contract ritual,” next thing you’re watching him buried between thighs that look like they were rendered by someone who’s never seen knees before. But it doesn’t matter. It’s that kind of game that doesn’t want to be perfect, just filthy enough to keep your brain fogged. I opened it thinking I’d hate it for being another cheap fantasy knockoff, but now I can’t even remember what I was supposed to be mad about. Maybe that’s the point. Maybe it’s just the moans.