Feels like some cursed flash game I found in a dirty corner of Newgrounds long time ago, just this one actually knows what it wants: you’re the damn tentacle beast and Samus is the snack. No story walls, no fake morality, just straight to hunting the blonde bounty hunter through this little arena where everything is about timing and greed. First thing that surprised me: it’s basically a mini tug-of-war of “who fucks up first”, and usually it’s you. You smack her with a tentacle, strip a piece, think you’re a genius, then suddenly she blasts one of your “important” limbs because you picked the wrong one to shield and you’re sitting there like an idiot, naked in all the wrong ways. It’s stupidly simple, and also I sat staring at the screen for like ten rounds whispering “don’t dodge, don’t dodge” every time I pressed attack. And of course she dodged. Half the fun is in that tiny delay where you already clicked and can’t take it back and watch your bad decision happen in slow motion. Felt like old browser games where you learned the rules by getting punished, again and again, but this time the punishment is just “no tits for you yet”. Cruel but fair. Actually not fair, but still.

The whole stripping rhythm hits that teenage nostalgia in my head. Piece by piece you peel that iconic armor off her, and even if I already saw a thousand porn mods of her on Reddit, this one still got me because you have to earn every bit of skin. Helmet off. Shoulders gone. Chest plate cracked open. Her suit feels heavier each round, you kind of hear the old Metroid sounds in your brain while you watch her get more and more exposed. At the same time she’s not helpless at all, she’s this pissed-off anime blonde, eyes sharp, like she knows she’s in a hentai game and hates you for it, and that makes it hotter. I liked that you can’t just spam attack like a monkey. You attack, then have to choose which tentacle will block her shot. Pick wrong, she melts that limb and your whole plan dies. It’s a simple “click here, then here” loop, but once you’re close to stripping everything, your brain starts overthinking every click. My Chrome history looks shameful, my mouse hand sweaty, my other hand also busy, and somehow I still cared about not losing because defeat sends you back to the start with all the clothes on again and that actually hurts more than any bad ending. The final sex scenes you unlock are filthy in a very direct, old-school hentai way: full-on tentacle wrapping, her body twisted and pinned, face going from pissed to overwhelmed, suit just a memory, skin shining like some artist spent too many nights pausing original Metroid art for “research”. It’s rough, it’s not subtle at all, and I loved it, even though I’m absolutely going to pretend I didn’t bookmark it.

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Samus in a tight shiny catsuit, Chief in that chunky green armor, and somehow it feels way dirtier than it has any right to be. The whole thing plays like someone grabbed your old Halo saves and your dusty Metroid memories, threw them into a Pornhub fever dream, and then just said, “Yeah, she’s getting fucked from behind and she’s loving every goddamn second of it.” There’s this funny clash between the big heroic vibe of both characters and the really simple goal here: watch Samus ride and take cock until that composure just melts. No slow tease, no fancy plot. She’s already bent, already offering that ass, and you’re just dropped into this future corridor where armor and pussy are the only things that matter. Feels like catching your favorite Nintendo heroine in the wrong universe entirely, with the right camera angle.

What hit me first is how much they lean into Samus actually moving, not just lying there like some bored hentai doll. She grinds back on Chief’s cock with this almost competitive rhythm, like she really is trying to win a “biggest slut in space” contest no one announced. Her blonde hair bouncing a little out of place, that tight suit clinging to every curve, and when you see the outline of his cock pushing into her, it’s stupid satisfying. I was watching it in Chrome on my laptop, had Discord open on the other monitor, kept alt-tabbing like an idiot because I thought I heard a sound. The details are inconsistent in a charming way. Her armor looks badass in one angle and then her pussy turns into the real center of gravity the next, all spread and shiny, and your brain just gives up on logic. The doggystyle focus is intense, like the animator had one favorite position and refused to pretend otherwise. And honestly, respect. There’s this tiny thing that bugged me, by the way: one of the sound loops clicks weirdly at the loop point and once you notice, it just sits in your ear, but then Samus moans louder and you kind of forget to care.

The banter is not spoken, obviously, but the body language kind of turns into its own dirty dialogue. The way she braces her hands, how her back arches, how her hips stutter when he goes deeper, it reads like she’s saying “harder” without a single line of text. Chief is more like a prop with a gun on his back, but it weirdly works, his big armored bulk just there to pound her like a machine and let her steal the show. One moment you’re thinking about how messed up it is to see this childhood sci fi duo used like porn puppets, next second you’re zooming the browser in a bit because the angle is too good and you don’t want to miss the way her pussy stretches around him. There’s this one loop where she looks back over her shoulder, just for a second, like she’s checking if you’re watching, and that one frame sells everything. You can almost imagine her stepping off some mission, wiping alien slime off the suit, then quietly sneaking into Chief’s quarters for a “debrief” that ends with her getting her ass slapped while he rams in from behind. Completely stupid, totally hot, and somehow it sticks in your head longer than it should for a quick hentai animation that’s basically just two iconic space warriors forgetting the galaxy so they can fuck in a hallway.

Samus is already a power fantasy in the normal games, but here it feels like someone took all that “galaxy’s strongest bounty hunter” stuff and just decided she’s your personal toy instead. No intro, no long story, you drop in and it’s just her in that suit, all curves and attitude, and the camera glued right behind your eyes so it actually feels like you’re the one crowding her into the corner. It’s that kind of cheap, browser style thing you open in a side tab after doomscrolling on Twitter and muting some drama, but it hits harder than it should. You get that small Metroid nostalgia kick when you recognise the armor shapes, then two clicks later you’re yanking it off, piece by piece, until she’s just this naked, tanned blonde with big soft tits that bounce every time you change pace. No weird filters, no 30-minute intro about alien politics. Just click, strip, grab, fuck.

The POV stuff is the whole point here. That first moment when you drag the cursor down and her body follows, like you’re forcing her to kneel, is kinda fucked up but also hot as hell. You switch from playing with her boobs to lining your cock up and there’s barely any pause, she keeps making these little gasps that stack up, so after a bit the rhythm feels natural. Pussy, tits, then back again. Half the time I forgot there were buttons, I was just poking around the screen to see what reacts. You push in and the view tightens, you pull out and her belly flexes, then if you keep hammering like an idiot she suddenly clamps around you and the game shoves you straight into a creampie finish, thick white mess dripping out of her while she’s still moaning like she’s stuck between “don’t stop” and “I can’t anymore.” It’s rough, a bit trashy, zero romance. Honestly the sound mix is kinda scuffed and the loop on her voice can get annoying if you last too long, makes you reach for the volume slider on Spotify instead of the game, and the background is just some lazy sci fi room that might as well be a Discord call backdrop. But when she’s naked on her back, legs spread, blonde hair all over the floor and you slam that last thrust to fill her up, watching your cum leak out of the galaxy’s famous heroine while she stares at you like you just broke her, it hits that specific brain spot that porn sites and generic hentai edits never really get right.