Void Club looks like something tossed together by a horny accountant who got bored in Excel and accidentally created a brothel in space, and I kinda respect that. You’re just this dude, “manager”, trying to keep a weird multidimensional strip club from going broke while a crazy Master drags more girls from random universes into your lap. One moment you’re checking numbers, next moment there’s a stacked alien milf with glowing eyes in your office, asking where she has to stand so customers can drool on her tits. It’s this mix of menu clicking and “oops I’m fucking her on the couch instead of adjusting prices” that makes the whole thing feel like a porn version of those idle mobile management games I pretend I don’t play on the toilet. Honestly it’s like using Google Sheets, but your reward is a creampie instead of a chart.

The game really pushes that “club manager who can’t keep his dick in his pants” vibe. You look at girl stats, set them to work, watch the cash crawl up, and in between you’re calling them to private rooms and deciding if you just grope their ass or go straight to throat-fucking. Some scenes are surprisingly soft, like slow teasing, sucking, the girl blushing while you finger her under the desk. Then suddenly there’s a monster girl with horns riding you like she’s trying to crush your pelvis, and you’re thinking “yeah ok, I guess HR doesn’t exist in this universe.” The sleep sex parts are fucked up in a way that fans of darker stuff will enjoy: sneaking into a girl’s room after closing time, her breathing slow, panties half off, you sliding in while she moans in her sleep and doesn’t fully wake. The game doesn’t moralize it, it just goes “here, you wanted this” and lets you nut in a passed-out babe. Felt wrong, kept doing it anyway. Also there’s group scenes where you line up girls like a buffet, switch holes, watch cum drip while your money counter still sits there like it’s totally normal.

Management side is simple, but it scratches that brain itch. You look at demand, throw different girls at different jobs, tweak prices a little, and slowly the club stops being a dump. Sometimes you’re forced to actually think, like “do I send the thick milf with big tits to VIP and keep her for my own cock later, or make her grind at the bar to pull in more clients?” Of course, I clicked “keep her for myself” way more than I should, then wondered why my balance was trash. There is this annoying thing where you feel like you’re stuck waiting for enough cash to unlock stuff, and at some point I tabbed out, opened Telegram, answered messages, scrolled TikTok, then tabbed back and nothing really changed except one new scene. But when the new girls show up through that void gate, it feels kinda fun, like gacha, only instead of a cute PNG you get a monster girl sitting on your face. The animation is janky at times, but honestly I liked it more because of that. It feels dirty, like something you’d hide between 50 Chrome tabs. Had one moment where I was juggling three girls in the roster, checking who is tired, who needs a break, then somehow I ended up watching the milf give sloppy wet head on a couch while another girl pretended to clean tables behind us. That mix of fake “work” and porn made me feel like I was managing a very stupid but very hot little universe. And yeah, some UIs pissed me off, one button is just slightly off to the side and I kept misclicking it and starting the wrong event, but whatever, I still stayed long enough to breed half the staff.

You’re this bored nineteen-year-old stuck in the middle of nowhere, on a farm that smells like shit and hay, with a body that’s way too awake for that kind of sleepy village life. The game takes that feeling of “I’m done with this crap” and throws you into a countryside full of curves, gossip, and that quiet kind of pervy energy you only get when everyone pretends to be innocent but fucks behind barns. It starts small: you click around the yard, poke at the usual stuff, talk to the locals. Then you realize half the “normal” farm chores turn into excuses to stare at huge tits bouncing while someone bends over to pick up a bucket. The animations are simple but they move just enough that when one of the older women leans in to explain something, your brain stops listening to her words and locks on the way her boobs press against her shirt.

The whole point and click thing actually fits the vibe. You aren’t some big hero. You’re just a horny farm kid poking his nose in the wrong places. You’re fixing fences outside, collecting eggs, feeding animals, but at the same time you’re checking out who’s masturbating behind the shed when they think no one’s watching. I had this moment where I clicked on the wrong path behind the house, thought it was a useless dead end, then caught one of the MILF characters out in the field, legs apart, skirt pushed up, hand buried between her thighs, breathing heavy. No dialogue option, just you watching like a creep, and her half-knowing you’re there but pretending she doesn’t. That scene stuck with me more than any “in your face” porn. You’re not handed everything. You kind of stumble into it, like a pervert tourist in his own village.

The dating parts are funny because everyone pretends it’s “just talking” while they stand in front of you with massive tits barely contained in their tops. You bring gifts, do tasks, run small errands around the village, and slowly they open up, ask personal stuff, start flirting. Or insult you. One of them shot me down so hard I almost alt-tabbed out to scroll Twitter instead. Then later, after a few more days in game, suddenly she’s leaning over a fence, nipples poking through her thin shirt while she pretends she didn’t do that on purpose. The game is kind of janky too. Sometimes you click on a thing and nothing happens, or time skips weirdly, or you walk around the same field three times just to trigger one new scene. It annoyed the hell out of me, especially when I was stuck trying to figure out who needed help on the farm and the hint system just said something useless like “Explore the village.” Thanks, I guess?

But the countryside vibe, the mix of slow life and slow burn horny build-up, really works. You’re wandering between barns, old houses, and dirt roads, with the sun on everything and that sense that behind every door there’s someone with big boobs doing something they shouldn’t be doing where anyone could see. Some girls are shy, some are blunt, some treat you like a kid until you catch them outside, alone, breathless and flushed, and the whole mood flips. You get those little animated loops in sexier moments, bodies grinding against old wooden walls or pressed into the grass, clothes half off because who has time to undress fully when your cock is already hard. The farm itself never really stops being present. You’ll be in the middle of flirting and still see tools, hay, fields in the background, which makes it feel kinda dirty and real at the same time. It’s not polished, sometimes it feels clumsy, sometimes hot as hell, but it keeps pulling you back to see which villager finally stops pretending and lets you fuck them out in the open where anyone could walk by.

RuleUniverse feels like someone mashed Dragon Ball fanfiction, horny Twitter art and a half-finished Ren’Py project, then accidentally made it kind of addictive. You start as this lonely overachiever kid that reads like every shonen protagonist in history, then a demon scientist pops up and says, “hey, let’s stuff your body with DNA from the strongest fighters in the universe, what could go wrong.” It’s delightfully stupid in that fanfic way, but precisely because of that, it works. The game knows it’s a parody, it doesn’t try to pretend it’s “deep”, and then it suddenly throws in a line about destiny or guiding the universe and you’re like… alright, Toriyama-with-horny-mods, calm down.

The real fun is how transparently it worships its women. Bulma, Chi-Chi, Android 18, that whole legendary boob-and-ass pantheon is here, clearly shaped by someone who grew up pausing VHS at the worst places. The models are 3D and exaggerated as hell: huge tits, fat asses, those shiny anime lips that just scream “she’s going to suck him off in like two clicks.” Animated scenes actually move, not just two stiff characters rubbing like broken Sims; you get thrusting, jiggling, drool, that soft spit string when you pull out from a blowjob, all the little pervy details that tell you the dev really wanted this for themselves first. One moment you’re doing basic combat with ki blasts and energy auras, the next you’re balls-deep in Bulma in a lab, with wires and science junk in the background like that somehow makes it ethical. And the combat’s funny: it pretends to be serious, but all you’re thinking is “okay, how many fights until I unlock the next sex scene with Android 18.” Sometimes the sandbox part feels less like a “world” and more like a small playground with a fence around it, but the loops of walking around, clicking, triggering small events, slowly unlocking more lewd stuff… it scratched that same spot as old flash games I used to sneak at school on shitty browsers.

I kinda love how messy it is. The romance tries to act sentimental for a second, then five lines later you’re face-fucking a milf with magic powers while she moans like someone recorded it in a bathroom on a cheap mic. Dialog swings from “I will guide the universe” to “fuck me harder” without the slightest shame. Exploration is simple, a little repetitive, but I still kept wandering, poking every corner hoping there’s a hidden event where Chi-Chi finally snaps and rides the protagonist like he’s the last Saiyan on earth. Some text sounds like it was written at midnight by a dude half-remembering DBZ arcs from YouTube AMVs, which, honestly, is the right energy. I do wish the world reacted more to what you do, like if you bang Bulma enough, Vegeta starts showing up mad or something, but I know that kind of feature is exactly the thing that stays in the dev’s “maybe later” notes forever. Still, when you’re watching Android 18 slowly drop to her knees after you save her in a fight and she rewards you with this sloppy, animated blowjob, with her tits barely contained and that quiet smug smile when she swallows, it hits the trashy, horny, teen-power-fantasy nerve in a very specific way. It’s not elegant. It’s not smart. It’s like a wet doujin turned half-game, half-daydream, and somehow that’s exactly why it sticks.

This thing feels like someone peeked into a horny teenager’s brain, but then handed the controls to a guy who actually knows how to push on people’s weak spots. You start as this smug young dude in a house full of women who really should know better, and the whole “family” setup hangs over everything. At first it’s all little moments: someone in a towel that slips just a bit too low, a hug that lasts a second longer than normal, a hand that doesn’t move away fast enough on the couch. It looks innocent if you take a screenshot, but when you’re sitting there clicking and watching the body language go from stiff and annoyed to confused to “ok but don’t tell anyone,” it hits that corruption itch pretty hard. I’m poly, I like when people admit they want more than one person, but here nobody admits shit, they just slowly slide into it, like pretending it’s all an accident while you very much know it isn’t.

The 3D models actually sell it, especially the older women. One has that proper milf energy, big tits and thighs for days, with this tight dress that clings to her ass every time she bends over. The dev clearly worships curves. You get a lot of scenes that start tame, like “help her fix something,” and then somehow she’s half naked, muttering that this is wrong while not actually moving away. Stripping scenes pop up once people are more corrupted, often under some shitty excuse, like “you lost the bet” or “you need to show me you’re serious,” and the game happily lets you lean into humiliation. Blackmail shows up pretty quick too. You catch one of them masturbating, or you “accidentally” walk in when she’s changing, and boom, leverage. After that, you’re not seducing anymore, you’re pushing, and the game doesn’t hide it. There are moments where the main guy is actually sweet for three lines, then turns around and uses a photo to make someone get on their knees. I liked that, then kind of hated it, then liked it again. Sometimes female domination flips the script and she grabs your dick first, but it never lasts long before you’re back in control. What really stuck in my head was one bukkake scene in the living room, where this woman who started all shy and scared is kneeling, covered, breathing hard, staring at you like she’s both angry and turned on. While I was clicking through that I had Telegram pinging on my phone, totally forgot to answer, and when I came back I was still staring at her face thinking, “yeah, she’s not going back to being normal after this.”

Cheating is everywhere but nobody calls it that. People talk about “keeping it between us” or “this is only to help you,” meanwhile they’re riding the guy like they haven’t been fucked in years. There’s no real poly honesty here, it’s closer to a quiet sex cult growing in one house. Some scenes go all the way into sexual harassment territory, like you cornering a girl in the bathroom and not really giving her a reason to say no besides her own shame, and the game just… lets you do it. The writing jumps between kinda clumsy and surprisingly sharp; you get one nice emotional line, then three lines that sound like Google Translate on porn mode. I didn’t hate that, since English is not my first language either, it actually made it feel a bit more raw, less polished. One thing that annoyed me was how often the camera focuses on the same angle of a big ass pressed against a table and then just stays there while the text keeps going. I kept trying to scroll like on Twitter, but no, same shot, more dirty talk. Sex escalates from clumsy boob groping to full-on domination scenes with collars, spit, deepthroat, and that usual “you were a virgin but now you’re my personal toy” line that comes out of nowhere. There was a masturbation scene where one girl is lying on the bed, thinking about the guy, rubbing herself slow, then suddenly she’s moaning like she’s in a porno studio, and I actually laughed out loud, then immediately got horny again. It’s messy, morally fucked, often hot as hell, sometimes stupid, sometimes way too intense, and it feels exactly like something you’d leave open in a hidden Chrome tab and pretend you forgot.