Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

Lazuli looks like the kind of girl who should be doing smug science lectures on YouTube, but instead she’s in her basement turning bottled cum into a weapon of mass corruption. That’s the whole vibe of this thing: horny chemistry class where every “experiment” ends with someone leaking. You’re basically riding shotgun in her brain while she tests the Cumcoction on every big–titted heroine she can get her hands on. One moment she’s giggling to herself about “dosage,” next moment Lucy Heartfilia is pinned to a wall, tits bouncing while Lazuli explains the formula like it’s a school project. Then she forgets the science mid–thrust and just rails her. It starts small, like a simple handjob here, some “oops I spilled it on your lips” oral there, but the game keeps stacking that corruption feeling: first shy resistance, then needy begging, then full harem mode where nobody wears clothes unless Lazuli forgets to undress them. Which she does. And then fixes it by ripping them off anyway.

The fun part is how Lazuli treats the girls like rare Pokémon and porn actresses at the same time. She’s got Hinata blushing herself into a coma while the Cumcoction slowly turns her into this cock–hungry mess, but then she jumps over to Nami or Nico Robin and suddenly it’s about twisted deals and blackmail, as if she’s negotiating shipping rates instead of anal. Kinda loved how one scene with Erza goes from serious knight talk to Lazuli “testing flexibility” and pushing her face into the sheets while ranting about muscle structure. She keeps “studying” them with voyeur stuff too, like spying on Sarada or Mitsuki Bakugo while they masturbate, then casually walking in with a new batch of fluid and offering a “better lube.” That whole mix of science talk and complete pervert brain makes the futa protagonist feel less like a fetish checkbox and more like a chaos engine. Lazuli slaps her cock on a girl’s face like it’s another laboratory tool and then uses it for titfucks, anal, creampies, whatever her mood is that scene. Some routes go full mind control and corruption, where a girl that started as a virgin is suddenly grinding on Lazuli’s lap begging to be shared with the rest of the harem, and Lazuli just shrugs and agrees. Honestly wished there was a proper scoreboard or something to track who’s the most broken, but maybe that’s just my leaderboard brain begging for a “most ruined by Cumcoction” ranking.