Celia’s day is already trash before the truck hits her. Classic isekai setup, but here it feels more like being yeeted out of a Discord call after saying the wrong thing in NSFW chat. She wakes up in this ridiculous fantasy world, still a lazy NEET at heart, except now there’s a smug dragon spirit living in her head and her body got “patched” in the weirdest way possible. One minute flat-chested hoodie goblin, next minute she’s futa with a magical cock that reacts way too much to teasing, fear, and honestly just light breeze. The game has fun with that. Sometimes a monster girl leans a bit too close, the screen shakes, and Celia’s “new equipment” twitches in the art like it has its own opinion. You don’t need a tutorial to understand where this is going. Dialog is like late night horny shitposting: awkward, self aware, dumb jokes about game dev and life, then suddenly someone is on their knees giving her a sloppy blowjob while the dragon spirit makes commentary like a pervy Twitch chat in her head.

What surprised me is how many scenes just spiral. You start with this goofy “pickup line” minigame, right, where you choose lines that range from smooth to absolute trainwreck. You try something semi romantic and end up with the busty milf monster girl pressing Celia’s dick between her huge tits and going to town, drool everywhere, her tongue poking out in that stupid ahegao way that would get you banned from Twitch in half a second. Pick the most cursed line and the same girl laughs, shoves Celia onto a bed, and suddenly it flips into a rough anal scene where Celia’s the one getting pinned while still jerking herself off, moaning like she’s going to break her own voice. There’s a lot of that weird double layering, where she’s fucking and getting fucked at the same time, creampies both ways, cum dripping in places the dragon spirit really doesn’t need to comment on, but does anyway. The AI CG looks like the dev fed a bot too much hentai and then just clicked “yeah, that’s good enough” and honestly it fits the tone. Monster girls with stupidly big tits, weird little details like claws around her shaft during a handjob, or a footjob scene where the girl’s toes are painted some tacky pink that somehow makes it way hotter. Sometimes the faces look a bit off, but when the futa protagonist is balls deep in some demon girl’s pussy and her belly bulges just a bit after the creampie, you’re not exactly opening Photoshop to complain. It plays smooth on mobile, too, perfect for that “just one more scene” loop where one minute you’re laughing at a meme about truck-kun and the next you’re watching Celia deepthroat a toy to “train” before she tries to swallow a monster girl’s cock in a harem scene that gets way out of hand in the best possible way.

Thieves of Dingirra feels like somebody smashed a horny VN, a chill management game and a messy RPG party together, then left it on the table with a “do crimes, fuck everyone” note. You start as this sneaky bastard, the Master Thief, dropped into a city that already smells like sex and trouble, and your job is to turn a tiny gang of nobodies into the dirtiest, richest thieves guild in town. The city is split in quarters and you stare at the map thinking “ok, I’ll just send a couple idiots to pickpocket here” and suddenly you’re juggling turf wars, bribes, and who you want to bend over next. I had Chrome open with like 10 tabs, Discord pinging, Pornhub paused on another monitor, but my attention kept sliding back to “ok, one more heist, then I’ll go to sleep”. Lies, obviously.

The character creation is what hooked me too hard. You can go full male, full female, or play around with it, and the game actually reacts to what you are trying to be. I started as a cocky male thief and somehow ended up building a crew where half my lieutenants wanted to ride me, the other half wanted to rob me, and a few wanted both in the same night. You get flirty banter that slowly turns filthy: one moment you are discussing guard patrols, next moment a monster girl with horns and a tail is on her knees, tongue out, talking about “payment in kind”. The lesbian scenes caught me by surprise, in a good way. Two of the women in my guild had this slow burn thing going on, lots of snark and eye contact when I assigned missions, and when it finally blew up into a proper sex scene it was just them going down on each other in a dusty hideout, muffled moans so the guards outside don’t hear. It feels dirty in that very specific “we should not be doing this here” way. And the game is equal-opportunity filthy, you can go for guys too, get your cock sucked in some back alley deal, or slide into a more tender thing that actually has romance vibes instead of just “ok, next hole”.

The furry stuff is there, and it is not shy. The first time I took a contract from this local monster girl “fixer”, I thought it was just another contact on the map. Then I clicked through her scenes and she’s this smug cat-eared thief who steals your loot, then basically pushes you against a wall and starts grinding on your thigh while teasing you about being “too soft for Dingirra”. I picked a dialogue option that was supposed to be threatening and it just made her more turned on. Later, when the guild was big and I was trying to min-max my income per quarter, I had this stupid moment where I was staring at numbers and suddenly remembered “oh right, last time I met her she swallowed my cum in an alley and licked her paws clean like it was wine”. The game keeps mixing that: one second you’re tweaking risk levels on a job, next second you’re in a detailed blowjob scene, hearing how your partner tries to talk with your dick in their mouth. Vaginal stuff is just as graphic, with a lot of focus on how risky it is to be fucking in the middle of criminal operations. You’re banging a female thief on top of a desk piled with stolen letters, papers sticking to her sweaty back while she rides you, and she’s half laughing, half begging you to cum inside before the patrol makes its round. It’s hot and also stupid, which is kind of perfect for this setting.

At the same time the strategy side weirdly matters. You send squads on missions, adjust heat, build up control in each neighborhood, and the better you treat people, the more their personal stories open up. Some of those stories are pretty soft, almost like romance VN stuff, and then suddenly they go from “my tragic past” to “I want your tongue between my legs, right now”. I liked that, even if sometimes I just wanted to skip to the sex and the game made me read three extra lines about politics. One guy in my crew kept talking about family honor and I honestly don’t remember half of it, but I do remember the scene where he pushed me onto the bed after a successful raid, still half dressed in armor, and fucked me so hard the headboard hit the wall. There was this dumb little animation of text describing how his thrusts got rougher and I was sitting there thinking, yeah ok, this is better than whatever was on Netflix tonight. There is one UI sound that drives me crazy though, this click when you confirm some tasks, I hated it from the first minute and never got used to it, and I’m still annoyed about that and I don’t even know why. The city keeps opening up, different factions, different monsters and humans and in-between, and every time you think “ok, that’s enough kinks” the game quietly drops another option in your lap and asks if you’d like to suck it.

You know that feeling when a new neighbor moves in and your brain instantly writes a porn plot before you even see their face? This game grabs that exact feeling and just runs way too far with it. You’re a regular guy trying to live a quiet life, until Claire shows up next door with her husband and your libido basically signs a contract with the devil. Claire’s got that thick “I married the wrong guy but I still like expensive wine” look, big tits barely fitting in whatever she wears, big ass you’re definitely staring at while pretending to talk about trash collection. The first meeting is almost normal, awkward smiles and small talk, but the game does this thing where the sound of her voice sticks in your head long after the scene ends. Soft, slightly husky, a bit older than you expected, and you can literally hear your character’s self-control leaving the room. Or maybe that was just mine.

The trick is that the real filth doesn’t start with her in the daylight, it starts when you fall asleep. The dream sequences hit fast, like your brain was already preheated. One moment you’re lying in your boring bed, listening to some low ambient hum, the next you’re in this hazy, wet-focus fantasy where Claire is suddenly a lot more honest about what she wants. The soundtrack really leans into that foggy, horny half-sleep vibe: slow pads, a little reverb, almost like old-school chillout playlists on Spotify, but then you realize the rhythm matches the way she’s sliding down on your cock. Oral scenes are especially nasty here, in a good way. The sound design for her sucking you off is… yeah, it’s not subtle. There is spit, there is gag, there is that slurpy loop that almost annoyed me and then somehow made the whole thing hotter. I hated it and replayed it three times. The facial expressions are a bit uncanny sometimes since it’s that AI art style, but it kind of works for the dream angle, like your brain can’t fully render her but your dick doesn’t care.

Outside the dreams, the game plays with guilt and blackmail in a way that’s actually more uncomfortable than I expected. You start getting these hints that someone knows about your wet little night movies, and suddenly the fantasy of “I’m fucking my neighbor’s hot wife” flips into “oh shit, someone is using this to twist both of us.” There are moments where you’re watching her bend over for her husband, and the game makes you hear the echo of how she moaned for you in the dream. That’s where the cheating and netorare stuff kicks in hard. You’re turned on and kind of miserable at the same time, which is weirdly addictive. At one point I was listening more to the muffled bed creaks in the next room than reading the dialogue, just to catch whether she was faking it or not. The game never really lets you relax. Even when the scene is just simple flirting at the fence, the background audio and her little breathing noises make it feel like you’re already doing something wrong. I kept wishing there was one scene where things were truly sweet and not covered in tension, but honestly, if they added that, it might ruin the whole dirty, voyeur, “I shouldn’t be here but I am” mood this thing nails so well.

You start as this guy who got totally screwed over by life. Framed for killing his own father, thrown in prison, years just gone. When he finally walks out, the whole vibe of the world feels off, like reality forgot how to be normal. And then his dreams stop being just dreams. One night you’re staring through your own eyes, next night you’re suddenly in this other place, like a sci-fi fantasy city with neon and magic at the same time, stuck in a tight POV view with a monster girl pressing her huge tits against your chest, asking why you keep running from “your power.” She’s got horns, a tail, and an ass that fills the whole screen when she turns. You’re supposed to be scared, she’s talking about fate and monsters and some cosmic war, but instead you’re watching her lips as she wraps them around your cock and drools all over it, eyes rolled back in full ahegao while you’re still half sure this is a nightmare. It’s not. Not really. Every time you cum, the dream world reacts, like you just flipped a switch in some forgotten machine.

Then, outside of dreams, your life is this weird mix of murder mystery and porn logic. You’re “trying to rebuild yourself,” but what actually happens is you keep meeting women who are way too into your mess. The milf neighbor who knew your father and keeps “comforting” you by letting your hands wander under her blouse, whispering that you’re so much bigger than he was while she grinds on your thigh. The shy virgin cosplay girl who acts like a nervous little mouse in the day, then shows up dressed as some space elf at night, kneeling between your legs with glitter on her cheeks, giving you slow, sloppy oral and stopping every few seconds to tease you with just the tip between her lips, like she’s roleplaying she never did this before. She says she wants to help “investigate” your case, but somehow the investigation scene ends with her riding you, big tits bouncing, begging for a creampie so hard she forgets the whole point of the conversation. Sometimes you get to flip things and go full male dom, hand around a throat, fucking her from behind until her tongue’s out and she’s moaning like a broken toy. Other times the game flips you on your back and lets a dominant woman sit on your face, grinding her pussy over your mouth while she uses a vibrator on your cock and denies you until your vision almost fades. There’s anal, voyeur moments where you spy two monster girls going at it in a shower, footjobs from a smug heroine who claims she “won’t touch you with her hands,” titfucks where your cum ends up all over soft big breasts, toys shoved into dripping holes while you stand there, watching, choosing whether you help or just enjoy the show. In the middle of all that, you’re chasing clues about your father’s death, unlocking superpower stuff tied to sex and emotions, and somehow building a harem of humans, milfs and literal monsters who all want a piece of you. It’s messy, horny, sometimes actually emotional for a second before someone gets groped against a wall and you forget what you were even talking about.