I swear I only clicked it because the thumbnail looked like a cursed ad, you know, the ones that pop up between gacha pull guides and end up living rent-free in your brain. Then, suddenly, I’ve got this army of waifus moaning at me for attention like my notification bar owes them money. It’s not even the kind of clicker where you grind numbers mindlessly (though you do that too), it’s about timing the gifts and dialogues right so the girls drop the act and melt into something filthy and sweet in the same breath. Hakari’s the first one to break character, pretending she’s the shy one until she’s riding your stats like it’s a rhythm minigame. I told myself I was just testing the systems, but the sound design... brother, you can *feel* the saliva trades when one of them decides that oral’s gonna boost affection faster than small talk.

The strangest part? It’s got layers, not story-wise, hell no, but in the way the parody stuff keeps running into each other - Rias demanding “training” beside a Nikke girl adjusting her gun strap like a dominatrix about to pull the trigger. I laughed the first few times; now it's just hot. Somewhere between a Fate reference and a random Bleach crossover scene you realise you’ve stopped reading dialogue and started *waiting* for the next outfit unlock just to see how far they’re pushing it. For once, the “click to love” stuff doesn’t feel fake - it’s sleazy, dumb, and honest about it. There’s this one bit where Erza asks if you’ve ever tried polishing steel “with your tongue”, and the text choices don’t even pretend to be innocent.

Also, the idle rewards window sometimes bugs and flashes pink hearts over everyone’s faces like a censor joke gone meta. It’s annoying. I still haven’t reported it. I don’t think I will. Feels like part of the chaos now.

Can’t lie, I clicked expecting another copy-paste anime mashup with the usual stiff models and dead-eyed moans, but this one hits different. There’s a sadness under all that skin, like someone coded their fantasies too carefully, you know? I found myself staring at Raven’s face - Batman’s Raven - and thinking, “she shouldn’t be looking at me like that,” while still dragging her into position anyway. Unreal how fast guilt turns into hunger when the animation breathes just right. And maybe it’s because of the Illusion engine doing its sneaky physics thing, or maybe because the transitions are almost clumsy, like real people fumbling with clothes and patience. It’s messy, which makes it hot.

The scenes jump from universes without pretending to make sense. One second I’m in some broken-down Capsule Corp lab, Bulma smirking like she *planned* to get caught; next, Yoruichi’s toes press against my chest, laughing, telling me to look up. I did. Of course I did. The voyeur mode feels wrong in the best possible way - it doesn’t even give you fake morality options, just lets you watch. But then again, maybe that’s lazy design. Or genius. Hard to tell when your brain’s half-melted. The weird part? The sound mix changes depending on position, so D.Va sounds distant if she turns away. I swear no one ever gets audio that intimate, not even those overpriced VR patches on Steam.

Anyway, I could say it’s perfect, but I won’t. Some things twitch too mechanically - the faces sometimes freeze mid-expression, like they remember they’re code. Yet that’s also the charm. You see the seams, and you keep touching them. Like rubbing a wound for pleasure. Half the cast shouldn’t exist in the same space - Orihime beside Tifa beside Samus - but here they crowd my screen like they’ve been waiting forever. Maybe that’s why it works: it’s absurd, obscene, familiar, and somehow lonelier than expected. I closed the browser and immediately reopened it. Couldn’t help it.

I didn’t expect to end up feeling weirdly sentimental about a game that starts with that rejected-boy trope again. The way it opens - some lonely dude stumbling into power, all dark hands and whispers - should’ve bored me, but it didn’t. Maybe it’s because the fantasy doesn’t even try to pretend to be noble; it’s greasy and honest about being horny, like late-night DMs that get out of control before you can decide whether to regret them. The girls aren’t just background noise either; they hover between angels and demons, always doing something to test how long you can stare before losing yourself. I thought I’d hate the mind-control stuff, but now I can’t tell if I did.

Half the time I was just watching, not playing. That rhythm where everything slows down right before something obscene happens - it felt almost deliberate, teasing in a way that made me check if my sound was too loud. There’s a moment with one character, Rossweisse I think, when the scene shifts so suddenly it’s almost clumsy, but that’s what makes it hot. Imperfect frames, animations twitching like they were trying too hard to breathe - it makes it feel alive, human even, which is messed up considering half of them are monsters or ex-nuns. Somewhere around the point where Asia’s storyline gets tangled with betrayal and moaning, I realized I’d been grinning like an idiot. It’s humiliating to admit that.

The dumbest part? I can’t even remember exactly how domination changes your stats - was it tied to obedience or lust? Doesn’t matter. What stuck with me is how every choice felt like an accident you meant to make. The cheating arc comes out of nowhere, wrecks everything sweet for three scenes, then pretends nothing happened. And that’s perfect. The music’s trash. The lighting glitches sometimes. But when Kuroka murmured that line during that particular position (you’ll know it when you see it), I actually whispered back. Stupid. Real stupid. I’d still load it again immediately, though.

First thing that hit me with this one was the vibe, honestly. It feels like somebody took all the horny fanart I used to scroll past on Tumblr, shoved it into a visual novel, and then said “ok, now actually make choices, you coward.” You’re in this weird parody Ben 10 world where Gwen is not the shy teen anymore but a grown woman who knows she’s hot and kinda bored with her own life. The game doesn’t waste time explaining lore or any of that crap. You just get thrown into situations with her, text boxes, some surprisingly expressive images, and yeah, you’re pushing her little by little toward stuff she shouldn’t be doing but totally wants to. The tension is less “will she let you touch her” and more “how far can you push this before her brain stops pretending it cares about boundaries.” I had Spotify running some chillwave playlist and it matched the pace nicely, especially when the game just slows down with this one long scene in her room where you’re teasing her brain more than her body. Although, tiny thing, the sound effect they use for some transitions pissed me off, it has this cheap click that feels like a broken WhatsApp notification and I kept thinking someone was texting me.

What makes it interesting is how your choices twist her personality over time. At first she’s snarky, pushing back, but you start using those, uh, powers, and the tone flips. There’s this bit where she’s arguing with you, mad as hell, and you slip in a suggestion mid-dialogue and suddenly she’s asking why her clothes feel too tight. Not like a subtle “maybe” change, more like someone flipped a horny switch in her head. It’s kinda fucked up and kinda hot at the same time, which I know is the point. You get these routes where she leans more into lesbian stuff, practically climbing on another girl while still pretending it’s “just for fun,” and then in another playthrough she’s on her knees for you, drooling on your cock during a blowjob that goes on for way too many text boxes. Speaking of, the handjob scene in the bathroom feels ripped from some old hentai I saw on XVideos, down to the pose, and I mean that as both an insult and a compliment. They tease futa stuff too, which caught me off guard the first time. One minute you’re the regular dude MC messing with her thoughts, next run you’re packing something extra and the whole dynamic shifts into this power trip where you’re a walking cheat code. The heroic Ben 10 angle is barely there, and when it shows up it’s kinda wrong, like they remembered the cartoon halfway through writing a sex script. But then you get that one shot of her biting her lip, legs spread, text box asking if you want to mess with her head a little more or just fuck her already, and in that moment none of the little problems matter at all.