King’s Guard torches your whole damn life in one night, and the game doesn't waste much time making you feel it. Orphanage gone, sister Alice screaming somewhere in the flames, and your magic blood suddenly turns you into public enemy number one. After that, it’s like being thrown out of a comfy mobile idle game right into some horny Dark Souls fairy tale. You stumble through a kingdom where anyone with magic is hunted, which sounds edgy, but here it mostly means the hottest girls are the ones everyone wants dead. Witches with ridiculous tits hiding in ruined towers, monster girls lurking in the woods, half-breeds pretending they’re normal until you pin them to the wall and they stop pretending. The tone jumps around a bit. One moment you’re talking about revenge and trauma, next moment you’ve got a stacked witch grinding on your hand while she pretends the spell “requires focus” and you’re knuckles-deep between her legs, watching her whole body shake in those smooth little animated loops.

The sex side hits that fantasy power-trip vibe hard. You’re a male mage, and once you figure out your magic doesn’t just blast enemies but also kind of bends people, things get spicy real fast. There’s a scene with a cat-like monster girl where she resists you, claws against your chest, then your magic pulses and she just melts. She ends up on top of you, big tits bouncing in your face, and you grab her hips and just slam her down on your cock until she’s crying and begging for your cum. The camera lingers when you creampie her, the animation shows the shiver going up her spine, then you see the white leaking out when you pull out. Same with this shy half-elf girl, she’s all “we should not do this, the church is close” and then she’s jerking you off under a ruined altar, stroking slowly at first, then faster, staring at your cock like it’s some forbidden relic. When you finally climax, she panics but doesn’t stop, and the shot lands all over her face, dripping down her lips. They actually show the motion of her swallowing what’s left while she’s still rubbing the last drops out of you.

There’s a messed up, almost quiet scene later where you camp with a girl who clearly trusts you too much. She falls asleep next to the fire, legs slightly open, night robe hiked up, and you can choose to “resist” or “touch.” If you don’t resist, you end up sliding your hand under her panties while she’s out cold. Her body reacts, even if her eyes stay closed. She moans softly, shifts her hips against your fingers, and the game lets you keep going. You finger her until she’s wet enough to push in, and there’s this slow, almost guilty rhythm as you fuck her while she sleeps, her breathing getting louder, little whimpers, her tits bouncing under the cloth each time you push deeper. When you finally cum inside, the creampie shot is slow, and she half-wakes, mumbling your name, but not fully. It feels wrong, and the game knows it, but it still lingers on that dripping detail between her legs when you pull out. Moments like that sit right next to softer bits, like a monster girl leaning against you after you’ve pounded her, asking if you’ll stay, then you ignore her feelings and just ask for another handjob. She smiles anyway, drops to her knees, and starts working your shaft with both hands, spit mixing with your cum from earlier, using your cock like a toy. The mix of revenge story, weird moral choices, magic bullshit and all that rough male domination sex stays kind of addictive, even when the pacing is weird and you realize you forgot why your character even started this journey in the first place.

Man, this One Punch Man parody hits different than I expected. You're playing as some wannabe hero trying to climb the rankings while dealing with Tatsumaki and other monster girls who are way more interested in fucking than fighting. The whole thing starts innocent enough - you're doing typical RPG stuff, training stats, picking dialogue options - but then suddenly you're getting handjobs from green-haired psychics and the game's asking if you want to use toys during combat encounters.

The turn-based system is weird because sometimes you're actually fighting monsters and sometimes you're just trying not to cum too fast during sex scenes. Like there's this one part where I'm battling some creature and the next screen I'm balls deep in her getting a creampie scene. The transitions don't make much sense but honestly who cares when Tatsumaki's giving you that look. Though I gotta say the humor lands pretty well - they nail that OPM vibe where everything's simultaneously serious and completely ridiculous. The protagonist's this skinny virgin type who keeps getting into situations way over his head, which tracks for the source material.

What threw me off was how the transformation stuff works - characters change during scenes but it's not always clear why or when it'll happen. One minute you're talking to a normal-looking girl, next she's got tentacles or whatever and you're doing anal. The masturbation mechanics feel tacked on too, like they needed to hit certain tags but didn't know how to integrate them naturally. Still, when it works it really works - the oral scenes with monster girls are genuinely hot and the whole "hero ranking" thing gives you actual goals beyond just seeing titties. Plus the parody elements mean you're not taking any of it too seriously, which helps when the plot gets completely bonkers.

First thing that hit me with this game is how horny the whole “board game” frame actually feels once you’re inside it. You’re not just clicking scenes, you’re basically a pawn on this smug Game Master’s table, getting moved around a dungeon that clearly cares more about tits and teasing than treasure. Every square you land on is like a dare. One moment you’re planning your next “strategic” move, the next moment a monster girl with ridiculous curves is pressing you into the wall and asking if you like your face buried in big ass or big tits first. And the game lets you lean into being a bastard dom or just… melt. It really goes hard on that push and pull between dominance and submission, you can feel it in almost every encounter. Sometimes literally, like when you choose between slapping her cheeks red or letting her ride your face while she laughs at you.

The humor is pretty trashy in the best way, like a dungeon run written by that one horny DM who never got over their monster girl folder. There’s a lot of tongue-in-cheek jokes about crit fails and “rolling for stamina” while a clingy slime girl is jerking you off in three different ways at once. I actually paused to screenshot a scene where the GM basically mocks you for picking the “wholesome” route, then immediately gives you a “bonus” in the form of a monster girl who acts shy but has hands everywhere. Handjobs are everywhere here, but they’re not just copy-paste scenes. Sometimes it’s a casual “reward” on a safe tile, sometimes it’s you pinned down with her using your cock like a joystick while you pretend you’re still in control of the fight. Vaginal stuff hits harder when you’ve actually schemed your way into it, like when you’ve been edging through groping and spanking options and finally unlock a position that feels earned, not just thrown at you.

What I didn’t expect was how much the multiple protagonist thing would mess with my brain. One run I’m this cocky male hero trying to top every monster girl into submission, another run I’m a stacked female champion getting slowly turned into the GM’s favorite toy. Swapping viewpoints changes the whole flavor of the same board, but it’s messy in a good way. You get these strategy moments where you agonize over a tile that might level your character up or might just end with you on your knees, drool on your chin, while some smug demon girl rides you and keeps “accidentally” grinding your weak spot. Sometimes the female dom stuff sneaks up on you. You think you’re the one in charge because you picked all the aggressive options, then the scene flips and suddenly you’re the one begging while she laughs, spanking you like you’re the pet. The simulator vibe shows up in how you shape your role: do you become a cruel bastard, a submissive toy, or that chaotic mix who spanks her monster girls and then gets pegged metaphorically by the GM narrative two turns later. I kinda wish the board color was different but whatever, I’m still thinking about that one scene where a monster girl sits on your lap mid “battle,” guides your hand to her ass, and the GM just writes in a rule that you lose your turn unless you make her cum. I’m not even mad. Just annoyed that the sound for one specific tile is weirdly louder than everything else and now I can’t un-hear it.

This one feels like somebody mashed a porn addict’s search history with a weird fanfiction forum and then accidentally gave you the keys. You’re stuck in this in‑between place, like a horny bus stop between realities, and every “passenger” is some familiar face twisted into a sex-obsessed version of themselves. Half the time you’re chatting and flirting like a horny dating app, other times you’re just quietly peeping from a corner, watching a monster girl ride some poor guy stupid while pretending you only opened the door by accident. There’s a kind of lazy freedom to it. Nobody’s rushing you, nobody’s forcing you into one path. You wander around, poke into rooms you probably shouldn’t, and suddenly you’re waist deep in a lesbian shower scene where the older woman is teaching the younger one “how to relax her throat” for later. It feels sleazy in that good way, like you’re not supposed to be there, but they keep looking your way and smirking like they know you’re watching.

Sex itself has this “studio routine” vibe. Characters are here to fuck, not to pretend they have other jobs. One second you’re doing light teasing and dumb flirting, next second the milf has you on your knees, giving you slow oral that switches from playful to choking real fast. Sometimes she insists on you finishing inside, complaining about how long it’s been since she got a proper creampie, and then casually talks about booking you for a group shoot later like it’s just another Tuesday. There are hookups where you end up pressed against a window while people outside pretend they’re not staring. One monster girl actually pulls you into the dark, lets you feel every weird texture on her body, and then, once you’re hard as hell, drags you into the light in front of others and tells you to strip. There’s something pretty hot in how matter-of-fact everyone is about sex. It’s not dramatic, it just happens, a lot, in every hole, with anyone who looks interesting enough. It’s not subtle. Anal, oral, vaginal, watching two guys go at it on a couch while you jerk off in the hallway, some casual groping at the bar that somehow ends with your face between big tits you were earlier trying to respectfully ignore. I really hate how the dialogue window sometimes covers half the good action though, it killed my mood more than once and I keep forgetting to adjust it.

The vibe changes a bit when the horror side sneaks in. There are scenes where the “fantasy” of the place gets darker, like when you follow a moaning sound and find a girl pinned under something that looks human only from the waist down. You stick around because of course you do, watch her begging and getting what she asked for anyway, and you’re not sure if this is romance, prostitution, or just some fucked up studio game. Then later the same girl is flirting with you over a drink, asking if you prefer sweet dates or being forced against the wall and used until your legs shake. The game loves that contrast. One route you’re in a goofy parody moment, maybe making out with someone who is clearly from some famous franchise but legally “totally original,” and next route you’re knee deep in a gangbang where everybody is too nice and too horny at the same time. You can decide to actually treat someone like more than a warm body, go a bit romantic, kiss her slow, cuddle after sex, but then in the next room she’s stripping for a crowd while another character is selling their own ass with a big smile. I kept jumping between feeling like some kind of emotional support fucktoy and a horny ghost haunting this sex studio. In a good way. Mostly.