I clicked this thing thinking it’s some cheap clickbait with Lucy slapped on the thumbnail and honestly, it is cheap, but I still watched the whole loop like a fucking idiot. It’s Lucy Heartfilia, obviously, but more like “Lucy after three shots of whiskey and zero shame.” She is riding Loke like she wants to break his hips, and the whole thing is basically just that one scene on repeat. There’s no stupid plot about celestial keys, nobody yelling about friendship, nothing. Just Lucy’s huge tits bouncing while she grinds on his cock. It sounds boring when I write it, but then I catch myself staring at her boobs like I’m in a trance. They nailed that weighty look, you know? Not cartoon balloons, but heavy and soft, squishing and wobbling every time she drops her ass. I swear they put more effort into her boobs than in the rest of the art. Her face is kind of frozen in that ecchi “I’m cumming forever” expression, which is hot at first and then you start wishing she would blink or something. Still, I kept going.

The angle they picked is pretty good and also kind of lazy. It’s mostly side-ish view, where you see Loke lying down and Lucy bouncing on top of him, her blonde hair messy and her back arching. You always have a perfect line of sight on her tits and the way his dick disappears into her. There is small stuff, like the way her ass cheeks clap when she drops down, that makes it better than a lot of trash loops you see on these sites. They play with her pussy spreading around him just enough to keep you watching. But at the same time, it’s just one animation speed, no variation, no control. You can’t click to make her go faster, you can’t change positions, you can’t do anything. It just runs. And runs. And runs. I ended up doing that stupid thing where you mute it and play random tracks on Spotify in the background, trying to sync Lucy’s bouncing with a beat. Don’t ask me why, it kind of worked with some techno playlist I forgot to like, and now I can’t find it again, which pisses me off more than it should.

There is this weird thing too: since it’s clearly trying to be Fairy Tail, you expect maybe some magic circles in the background, or a little bit of that guild vibe, or even another redhead walking in for a threesome, but nah. Background is basically nothing important, like they loaded up the scene and then said “good enough” and went home. The nerd in me wanted stupid references, like a wrong symbol or someone shouting “Natsu” from another room, I don’t know. Instead you just get Lucy riding Loke’s cock on an endless loop like it’s some cursed gif. It actually makes it kind of easy fap material, because there’s no distraction, no dialogue, no annoying text boxes. But also, if you are into story or choices, you will be bored in ten seconds. It is like those ancient flash loops you watched in a crappy browser at school, just with way better boobs. And for some reason, while watching her tits bounce up and down for the twentieth time, I started wondering how many animators sat there adjusting that boob jiggle frame by frame. They deserve a raise. Or not. I can’t decide.