First thing, this one feels like somebody grabbed One Piece, spilled horny brain all over it, then decided "yeah, that’s good enough" and shipped it. You start as this rookie pirate, point of view always glued to your own horny eyes, and everyone around you looks like they crawled out of a hentai tag search gone wrong. Big tits everywhere, swaying like they have their own personality, and the body language in the scenes is weirdly specific. When Nami-lookalike leans in to “check your wounds”, her fingers don’t just touch your chest, they hover first, almost shy, then press in. It’s not realistic at all, but the hesitation in the movement screams “I’m pretending to be professional while actually thinking about sucking you off”. Same with the way Robin-ish girl crosses her legs when she interrogates you. Knees toward you, heel lifted, toes flexing like she is already giving you a phantom footjob. Animations are a bit stiff, sometimes looping too obviously, but they know exactly what they’re trying to show: hips saying yes while mouth says “captain, this is inappropriate”. You get the usual pirate setup, ship, ports, islands, that stuff, but it keeps sliding into this corruption playground where your crew slowly stops being normal pirates and becomes your personal sex cult. One moment you’re deciding battle routes, next moment you’re timing a creampie scene so it lines up with a cannon shot in the background. There is this fucked up examination sequence in the “medical cabin” where your doctor checks whether one captured girl is “healthy enough” to join the crew. She starts with temperature and heartbeat, then just casually pushes fingers inside her while your character pretends this is routine. The way the girl’s spine arches in tiny frames, like she is trying not to moan, looks very studied. Whoever animated that has watched way too much voyeur stuff. It even makes the “netorare” bits hit harder, because you already know how each girl moves when she is holding back. So later, when you stumble on a POV scene where some huge black dude is plowing one of your crew against a mast, you see the same back twitch, but now it is full, uncontrolled. Your character is watching from the shadows, hands shaking, and instead of a big dramatic reaction he just quietly stays there. That small choice makes it more messed up than any screaming.

What I like and hate at same time is how the story pretends to be about freedom and romance. Tropical sunsets, summer vacation vibe, crew laughing, casual teasing on deck, all that soft stuff. The same girl who cuddled you on the bow last night might be on her knees under another pirate’s table in the tavern route, cheeks bulging, and the game doesn’t slow down to tell you how to feel. The lactation scene with the milf captain is a good example. She grabs your head, pulls you to her chest, and the animation shows this tiny shoulder drop when the milk starts dripping, like her body just gave up. It looks tender, but then she calls you her slave and orders you to clean her with your tongue. You get romance, corruption, and humiliation in three seconds. Honestly, some of the 3dcg looks a bit off, like the hips slide instead of walking, and sometimes a hand clips through a thigh right in the middle of a nice spanking loop and I wanted to throw my phone. I was playing on the train once, on my Android, trying to tap through a mystery side quest about a cursed island, and suddenly the screen fills with an ahegao bukkake gangbang, fully voiced, volume at max because Spotify had lowered my system sound before. The moans are in that high Japanese style, but the words are dirty as hell, and you can hear these little breath catches that feel almost too real. I fumbled to find the volume while some guy behind me pretended he wasn’t looking. Also, I still don’t understand how the pregnancy flags work, I swear I got the same girl creampied like ten times and the game acted like nothing happened, then one random anal scene on a beach unlocks a future ending tease. That’s the thing though: the game fakes being a simple kinetic novel, then suddenly throws you into sandbox choices, blackmail routes, futa pirate transformation, even some half-assed bdsm minigame with ropes and toys where the timing feels off, but the muffled moans sell it anyway. It’s messy, horny, mean, weirdly tender in spots, and when Boa style dominatrix pirate steps on your chest and calls you a pathetic virgin before riding your face, the slight delay in her hip bounce makes the whole thing feel like she’s really grinding to find the right angle. I wanted to complain about that, but my hand kept moving.

So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

Your pap dies off-screen, leaves you his whole damn job in Soul Society, and you’re still basically a horny newbie who barely remembers which captain hates which. That’s the vibe here. You’re thrown in as the new commander, everyone calls you “taicho” with that fake respect, and half the time you’re trying to decide if you should fix the political mess or just fuck your way through it. First scene already tells you how it goes: one minute you’re at a funeral, the next you’re staring at Rukia’s legs way too long and thinking “yeah this is not how a responsible leader behaves” while the game kinda smiles and says, “good, keep going.” It doesn’t pretend to be epic and serious, even when it tries. You talk to captains, you mess with schedules, send squads on missions, but every choice has that “ok but how does this help me get into her pants” feeling. Sometimes it’s soft stuff, like walking Hinata-style shy girls out of their shell with dumb little compliments, sometimes it’s straight up “I’m your commander, get on your knees” and the game doesn’t flinch at all.

What really hooked me was how dirty it gets once you stop being polite. At first I was like “I’ll play the good boy,” trying to keep everyone friendly, but you run into Rangiku and her tits are basically their own cutscene, spilling out of the uniform every time she bends forward. You can tease her, get teased back, or just push it into rough territory if you set your dominance high enough. Same with Yoruichi. One route she’s trolling you, laughing in your face, making you jerk off like a dog while she watches. Different route, you’ve got her on all fours, collar biting into her neck, ass up and dripping while you decide if it’s going to be slow pussy worship or full-on choke-and-cream. The game doesn’t hide the nasty stuff: sleep sex scenes, voyeurism when you spy on captains bathing, lesbian side events with girls grinding on each other while you’re just there stroking, ahegao faces that would get you banned on Instagram in one second. It’ll let you titfuck Orihime on your office chair, footjob from some smug captain who pretends she hates you, sex toys stuffed into subordinates while they’re trying to keep a straight face in meetings. One moment you’re holding a sweet romance flag with someone like Inoue, later you’re watching her gag on your cock while her eyes roll up, drool everywhere, and then you still go to a “respectful” briefing like nothing happened. The AI CG actually surprised me a bit, sometimes it looks weird on fingers but then you get a midnight creampie scene with Nel or a rough blowjob with Tsunade-tier milf and suddenly you forget everything you wanted to complain about. I still hate that tiny menu button that’s slightly off-center and my brain screams every time I tap it, but yeah, this is one of those games where you say “ok, just one more scene” and then your dick hurts but you still click.

It’s weird how this one starts - like, you think it’s just another horny anime parody with the usual harem setup and shiny boobs bouncing like they’ve got their own physics engine from hell. But then you realize the tone’s darker, not edgy-teen dark, more like wet asphalt after rain, mixed with cigarette smoke and something sticky. You’re dead here - literally roadkill - and the devil looks like she walked out of an adult doujin but talks like she runs an HR department. That mix of absurd and sexy actually works. I didn’t expect that. One moment you’re getting chewed out for failing to “collect” souls, next moment you’re watching Hinata give side-eye to Makima because apparently even hell has workplace drama.

The school setting does get weirdly believable after a while. Not realistic, just... internally consistent? The sandbox bits let you wander around and hit on whoever’s available, but what sells it is that every route feels just slightly off, like something’s wrong under all that teasing and touching. The animated scenes are rough in spots, sometimes too long, sometimes janky in timing, yet there’s a rawness that fits the theme. I kinda liked that Tsunade doesn’t act like fanservice here - she’s mean, confident, way too aware of your pathetic afterlife mission. Also, someone coded actual reaction differences depending on how submissive or cocky you play, which made me laugh because who puts moral nuance into a sex sim about dragging waifus to hell? But yeah, they did.

Anyway, I got stuck once in an event with Zero Two because the dialogue looped, and I thought it was broken, but maybe that’s the point - hell’s repetition, right? Either that or lazy scripting. Doesn’t matter; it still got under my skin. The sound design’s half-great, half-annoying: moans crisp like ASMR, ambient hum like a broken fridge. I kept playing though. Couldn’t tell if I was chasing the girls or the story or both or neither. Maybe that’s what makes it work - it’s horny, yes, but also oddly melancholy, like losing something you never really had. And then it just keeps going, like punishment disguised as pleasure.