Link looks tired here in a good way, like that kind of tired when you already fucked the main princess too long and now your body screams for something new and a bit wrong. Midna shows up with that smug face, small tits, weird imp body and this “I’m trouble” vibe, and the whole game is basically you finding out exactly how much trouble she is. It feels like a choose your own porn route, but cut down to only the good parts, no slow build, no long dialogs, just: what do you want to do to her next, and where do you want to finish. I’d call it horny minimalism, if my English was better. You click, she reacts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass, all become like different paths in a short dirty adventure book where every page ends in cum. I spent way too long on the blowjob option only, because the way she looks up at Link while taking him deep, that hits some weird elf-imp brain button for me. Also, yeah, I keep typing “minda” by mistake and then laughing, so if you see it written wrong my brain did that, not autocorrect.

The funny part is, the game doesn’t pretend to be more than it is. You wanna make Midna masturbate a bit before you fuck her? Click. You wanna shove it in her pussy, watch her stretch around it, then change your mind and go for anal, like you’re flipping pages back and forth in some horny “turn to page 69” book? Go ahead. The transitions between positions are very direct, like the dev also has zero patience for teasing. One second she’s choking on cock, you switch, next second she’s getting her ass filled. I actually liked that it lets you choose where to shoot every time: facial, pussy creampie, ass creampie, even just paint her all over. It’s a stupidly simple thing but it makes you feel like you are directing a really trashy Zelda porno parody in your browser instead of just watching a loop on Pornhub. At one point I kept retrying the facial because I wanted that perfect “all over her smug face” finish and the button was a tiny bit off from where my mouse muscle memory expected, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I still did it like ten times. Story enjoyers, yeah, there is not much talking here, Link doesn’t say shit and Midna just moans and reacts, but as a long time choose-your-own-adventure nerd, this feels like someone ripped all the fluff out and left me only the branches that end with her stuffed and dripping. Zelda is mentioned like some old save file you don’t load anymore, and that’s kind of hot by itself, like you cheated on your own childhood game. In my headcanon he goes back to the castle with Midna’s cum still drying on his tunic and nobody asks anything.

Misty always looked a bit too innocent on my old Game Boy screen, and this thing takes that memory, rips it open, and fucks right through it. Here she’s still the redhead gym girl with the smug little attitude, but the story pretends there are “secret water training techniques” that totally just mean she has to pay for losing a battle with her body. No bullshit, the whole setup is basically: you lost, you either hand over your Pokémon or you spread your legs and take what’s coming. Guess which one the game cares about. It starts almost soft, with her trying to act all proud and stubborn, small tits pushed out, shorts hanging tight on her hips, promising she won’t back down. Then the camera cuts closer, you see her eyes shake when the guy pulls out this stupidly big cock that clearly doesn’t fit anywhere, and it suddenly feels like every “kid-safe” memory of the anime just got dragged into a dirty back alley behind some cheap internet café.

What got me was how they play with her expression when the actual penetration starts. There is this one moment, when he pushes into her pussy for the first time, and she’s half biting her lip, half trying not to cry out. Not fake hentai moaning, but that messy mix of “this hurts” and “I’m so fucking turned on and I hate that I am”. Fingers working her first, sliding between her legs, opening her up, while she keeps glancing at her pokéball like she’s hoping it will just magically save her. It doesn’t. You get these close-ups of his fingers glistening, then suddenly he rams into her and her whole body arches, her small chest bouncing in this almost awkward way that somehow feels more real than big anime balloons. At one point he flips her for anal and she tries to crawl away on her hands and knees, and he just grabs her hips and pulls her back onto him. That first push into her ass is brutal, her mouth wide open, no sound for a second, then that broken little gasp. I swear I paused there once, not because it was too much, but because I wanted to see every tiny muscle in her face trying to decide if this is shame or pleasure.

And yeah, it gets nastier. He uses her like a training tool. Quick thrusts, slow thrusts, pulls out to smack his cock on her flushed little pussy lips, then shoves it back in, while she’s begging him not to cum inside, which of course he absolutely does. Cum dripping out of her, then another round, then he goes for the face. The final facial is just straight up filthy: thick white mess all over her cheeks, nose, even caught in her eyelashes, while she pants and blinks like she can’t see shit. A bit of it lands on her hair too, that bright orange-red now streaked with semen, and she just looks wrecked. Not broken, not “I’m secretly loving it” in some goofy anime way, more like “I’ll remember this fight every time I hold a pokéball.” It’s rough, it’s horny, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic or fair. Just Misty pushed into a corner and fucked from every angle until her pride, and pretty much everything else, is dripping.

Check out Princess Peach like you’ve never seen her before, those overflowing, succulent breasts pushed so close, begging for more. Nestled deep in that valley between her heavy tits is a monstrous cock that she loves buried deep.

She’s far from the sweet figure you once knew, buzzing with wild, untamed desires, she absolutely adores her nipples pinched hard and pulled down.

The guy with her couldn’t be happier, relentlessly fucking the soft flesh pressed around his thick shaft. Watching his spunk spill all over her juicy tits is pure ecstasy.

Together they revel in the savage heat of taboo indulgence. Tease her hard peaks, drag them down roughly, and she begs for more.

Experience the pounding and dripping first hand, the messy cumshot crowning relentless pleasure. This is raw Super Mario Bros. debauchery, her blonde hair matted from frenzied fucks and endless heat.

Unleash your darkest desires, because Princess Peach won’t stop until every fantasy is drenched in sweat and cum.

Let her big tits and bigger craving draw you deeper into sin - there's no turning back once you've tasted the forbidden princess pleasures of this ultimate hentai adventure.

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Check out Princess Peach like you’ve never seen her before, those overflowing, succulent breasts pushed so close, begging for more. Nestled deep in that valley between her heavy tits is a monstrous cock that she loves buried deep.

She’s far from the sweet figure you once knew, buzzing with wild, untamed desires, she absolutely adores her nipples pinched hard and pulled down.

The guy with her couldn’t be happier, relentlessly fucking the soft flesh pressed around his thick shaft. Watching his spunk spill all over her juicy tits is pure ecstasy.

Together they revel in the savage heat of taboo indulgence. Tease her hard peaks, drag them down roughly, and she begs for more.

Experience the pounding and dripping first hand, the messy cumshot crowning relentless pleasure. This is raw Super Mario Bros. debauchery, her blonde hair matted from frenzied fucks and endless heat.

Unleash your darkest desires, because Princess Peach won’t stop until every fantasy is drenched in sweat and cum.

Let her big tits and bigger craving draw you deeper into sin - there's no turning back once you've tasted the forbidden princess pleasures of this ultimate hentai adventure.

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Whether you’re into Super Mario Bros. hentai fantasies or just love big cock and cumshot action, this game delivers nonstop naughty satisfaction. Make Princess Peach your personal jizz-hungry queen and watch her work her magic.

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