Link looks tired here in a good way, like that kind of tired when you already fucked the main princess too long and now your body screams for something new and a bit wrong. Midna shows up with that smug face, small tits, weird imp body and this “I’m trouble” vibe, and the whole game is basically you finding out exactly how much trouble she is. It feels like a choose your own porn route, but cut down to only the good parts, no slow build, no long dialogs, just: what do you want to do to her next, and where do you want to finish. I’d call it horny minimalism, if my English was better. You click, she reacts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass, all become like different paths in a short dirty adventure book where every page ends in cum. I spent way too long on the blowjob option only, because the way she looks up at Link while taking him deep, that hits some weird elf-imp brain button for me. Also, yeah, I keep typing “minda” by mistake and then laughing, so if you see it written wrong my brain did that, not autocorrect.

The funny part is, the game doesn’t pretend to be more than it is. You wanna make Midna masturbate a bit before you fuck her? Click. You wanna shove it in her pussy, watch her stretch around it, then change your mind and go for anal, like you’re flipping pages back and forth in some horny “turn to page 69” book? Go ahead. The transitions between positions are very direct, like the dev also has zero patience for teasing. One second she’s choking on cock, you switch, next second she’s getting her ass filled. I actually liked that it lets you choose where to shoot every time: facial, pussy creampie, ass creampie, even just paint her all over. It’s a stupidly simple thing but it makes you feel like you are directing a really trashy Zelda porno parody in your browser instead of just watching a loop on Pornhub. At one point I kept retrying the facial because I wanted that perfect “all over her smug face” finish and the button was a tiny bit off from where my mouse muscle memory expected, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I still did it like ten times. Story enjoyers, yeah, there is not much talking here, Link doesn’t say shit and Midna just moans and reacts, but as a long time choose-your-own-adventure nerd, this feels like someone ripped all the fluff out and left me only the branches that end with her stuffed and dripping. Zelda is mentioned like some old save file you don’t load anymore, and that’s kind of hot by itself, like you cheated on your own childhood game. In my headcanon he goes back to the castle with Midna’s cum still drying on his tunic and nobody asks anything.

Misty always looked a bit too innocent on my old Game Boy screen, and this thing takes that memory, rips it open, and fucks right through it. Here she’s still the redhead gym girl with the smug little attitude, but the story pretends there are “secret water training techniques” that totally just mean she has to pay for losing a battle with her body. No bullshit, the whole setup is basically: you lost, you either hand over your Pokémon or you spread your legs and take what’s coming. Guess which one the game cares about. It starts almost soft, with her trying to act all proud and stubborn, small tits pushed out, shorts hanging tight on her hips, promising she won’t back down. Then the camera cuts closer, you see her eyes shake when the guy pulls out this stupidly big cock that clearly doesn’t fit anywhere, and it suddenly feels like every “kid-safe” memory of the anime just got dragged into a dirty back alley behind some cheap internet café.

What got me was how they play with her expression when the actual penetration starts. There is this one moment, when he pushes into her pussy for the first time, and she’s half biting her lip, half trying not to cry out. Not fake hentai moaning, but that messy mix of “this hurts” and “I’m so fucking turned on and I hate that I am”. Fingers working her first, sliding between her legs, opening her up, while she keeps glancing at her pokéball like she’s hoping it will just magically save her. It doesn’t. You get these close-ups of his fingers glistening, then suddenly he rams into her and her whole body arches, her small chest bouncing in this almost awkward way that somehow feels more real than big anime balloons. At one point he flips her for anal and she tries to crawl away on her hands and knees, and he just grabs her hips and pulls her back onto him. That first push into her ass is brutal, her mouth wide open, no sound for a second, then that broken little gasp. I swear I paused there once, not because it was too much, but because I wanted to see every tiny muscle in her face trying to decide if this is shame or pleasure.

And yeah, it gets nastier. He uses her like a training tool. Quick thrusts, slow thrusts, pulls out to smack his cock on her flushed little pussy lips, then shoves it back in, while she’s begging him not to cum inside, which of course he absolutely does. Cum dripping out of her, then another round, then he goes for the face. The final facial is just straight up filthy: thick white mess all over her cheeks, nose, even caught in her eyelashes, while she pants and blinks like she can’t see shit. A bit of it lands on her hair too, that bright orange-red now streaked with semen, and she just looks wrecked. Not broken, not “I’m secretly loving it” in some goofy anime way, more like “I’ll remember this fight every time I hold a pokéball.” It’s rough, it’s horny, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic or fair. Just Misty pushed into a corner and fucked from every angle until her pride, and pretty much everything else, is dripping.

Princess Peach here is not the sweet little princess from your childhood. She looks like she just escaped the castle to go straight to Pornhub. Blonde hair perfect, crown still on like she is doing some royal statement, and those huge soft boobs basically stealing the whole screen. The game throws you right into this POV scene with a big black cock squeezed between her tits, and Peach is just there, smiling like she was waiting for this all her life. No long intro, no story about saving kingdoms, just Peach using her chest like it’s her main weapon. You can almost feel she is proud of it. Her tits bounce and press around the shaft in a way that made me forget what I was planning to do for the rest of the day. I honestly thought I would just check it quickly, but then I catch myself staring at the way her nipples slide against his skin.

The camera angle is very personal, right in front of her face, like you are the lucky bastard getting spoiled. She keeps looking up with this mix of fake innocence and total slut energy, like “oh no, what is this thing between my boobs” while at the same time she clearly knows exactly what to do. Sometimes her tongue slips out a bit and licks the head when it pops near her mouth, and I swear my brain just did that Windows error sound. The motion is pretty simple, no crazy quick time events or complicated stuff, and I actually liked that. You click, she keeps working your cock with her tits, you pet your mouse like some horny goblin. At one point I tried clicking everywhere just to see if there was any hidden secret, like some secret Mario block, but nah, it is mostly about the cock and her boobs doing their little loop. Kind of annoying that there is nothing extra when you click her crown or her nipples, they are just screaming “interact with me” and the game is like “nope.”

The good part is the cumshot. When you finally click on the cock like a degenerate and let it all go, the spunk blasts right on her face and she looks absolutely wrecked, eyes a bit crossed, cheeks shiny with white sticky mess. Then the semen suddenly pops into that green 1up shape and I actually laughed out loud and also kind of hated myself at the same time. It is such a stupid joke, but it works. You literally get a life from busting a nut on Peach’s face. Nintendo would have a stroke if they saw this, for real. I wish there was a bit of sound from her, some slutty moans or silly Peach voice trying to say “Mamma mia” or something cursed like that, but once I started focusing on the rhythm of her tits sliding up and down, I stopped caring. This is not the kind of game you play for deep mechanics or anything, it is just Peach, your cock, her boobs wrapped around it, and that one perfect messy finish that turns into a power up like it is the most normal thing in the world.

Princess Peach is craving a royal handjob right now and you get to pick who’s lucky enough to receive it. Will she wrap her hands around Bowser’s massive cock? Or does Mario catch her eye for a quick, naughty session? Don’t forget about Yoshi, standing by and ready You can even switch things up and unleash futanari Shygirl into the mix.

Switch characters instantly with just one click, letting you explore every kinky possibility. And the fantasy doesn’t stop there - Princess Peach’s breasts are fully customizable in real-time, letting you go from perky to enormous without breaking the flow.

Feel the pace ramp up as you make her work faster and harder, building tension to a climax that only she can deliver. This game is loaded with hilarious sound effects that keep things light and fun.

Forget complicated stories or distracting plotlines, just pure, unfiltered handjob ecstasy straight from Princess Peach herself. Easy controls let you jump right in and start playing.

Whether you’re into Super Mario Bros. hentai fantasies or just love big cock and cumshot action, this game delivers nonstop naughty satisfaction. Make Princess Peach your personal jizz-hungry queen and watch her work her magic.

Are you ready to see how fast her hands can go? There’s only one way to find out - start playing now and join the slime-covered kingdom of lust and lewdness.