Samus is already a power fantasy in the normal games, but here it feels like someone took all that “galaxy’s strongest bounty hunter” stuff and just decided she’s your personal toy instead. No intro, no long story, you drop in and it’s just her in that suit, all curves and attitude, and the camera glued right behind your eyes so it actually feels like you’re the one crowding her into the corner. It’s that kind of cheap, browser style thing you open in a side tab after doomscrolling on Twitter and muting some drama, but it hits harder than it should. You get that small Metroid nostalgia kick when you recognise the armor shapes, then two clicks later you’re yanking it off, piece by piece, until she’s just this naked, tanned blonde with big soft tits that bounce every time you change pace. No weird filters, no 30-minute intro about alien politics. Just click, strip, grab, fuck.

The POV stuff is the whole point here. That first moment when you drag the cursor down and her body follows, like you’re forcing her to kneel, is kinda fucked up but also hot as hell. You switch from playing with her boobs to lining your cock up and there’s barely any pause, she keeps making these little gasps that stack up, so after a bit the rhythm feels natural. Pussy, tits, then back again. Half the time I forgot there were buttons, I was just poking around the screen to see what reacts. You push in and the view tightens, you pull out and her belly flexes, then if you keep hammering like an idiot she suddenly clamps around you and the game shoves you straight into a creampie finish, thick white mess dripping out of her while she’s still moaning like she’s stuck between “don’t stop” and “I can’t anymore.” It’s rough, a bit trashy, zero romance. Honestly the sound mix is kinda scuffed and the loop on her voice can get annoying if you last too long, makes you reach for the volume slider on Spotify instead of the game, and the background is just some lazy sci fi room that might as well be a Discord call backdrop. But when she’s naked on her back, legs spread, blonde hair all over the floor and you slam that last thrust to fill her up, watching your cum leak out of the galaxy’s famous heroine while she stares at you like you just broke her, it hits that specific brain spot that porn sites and generic hentai edits never really get right.

Naruto fans always joke that all the real drama in Konoha happens off screen, in the baths and behind those stupid paper doors. This game finally just admits it. It throws you straight into this tiny, steamy bathroom where Hinata, Ino and Sakura are way past the point of shy glances and teenage crush feelings. They’re older here, more like the “moms who know exactly what they want” era, but still written like horny brats who never got proper sex ed. As a gender studies nerd I should say something clever about reproductive politics or whatever, but honestly the first thing I noticed was: the camera absolutely worships boobs. Hinata’s soft, heavy tits, Ino’s perkier shape, Sakura’s somewhere-in-between chest, always front and center, always bouncing, always getting pulled, squeezed, licked. It’s like the game cares more about their breasts than their chakra. Which is kind of funny and kind of depressing and also, it made me keep clicking.

The main hook is Sakura’s medical jutsu going completely off the textbook. Instead of healing, she just pops herself a big, throbbing cock between her thighs, like it’s nothing more serious than pulling on gloves. No build-up, no drama, she just goes “yeah, that’s a thing I can do now” and suddenly she’s the only “guy” in the room. Very lazy writing, and I loved it. From a trans/futa angle it’s messy as hell: there is zero talk about identity, no dysphoria, no curiosity, Sakura is just playing “pretend man” because the story wants an excuse to fuck her friends without some random dude entering the scene. In real life that would be annoying. Here it lets the game become this weird lesbian/futanari hybrid where the male role is literally an add‑on, like an extra skill on a toolbar. Think of it like she unlocked the “dick buff” after grinding her medical XP in some hentai version of Duolingo. Mechanically, that means you’re basically guiding her cock from pussy to pussy, watching Hinata melt and Ino start riding like she’s at some secret Konoha rodeo. There are simple click choices, a few timing bits that pretend to be gameplay, and some “where do you cum” decisions that made me stop and overthink semen politics for like five seconds before I clicked anyway. The threesome framing is actually interesting: no male character, no Boruto, no Naruto, just three kunoichi moms who are completely fine using Sakura’s new dick as a shared toy. It flips the usual shonen fantasy. They aren’t rewards, they’re running the show, even when Sakura is supposedly “the man” in the room. The game kind of forgets to care about that, but it’s there, under the mess of fluids and moans.

Watching Hinata on her back, legs trembling, while Sakura rails her and Ino kisses her neck, there was this silly moment where my media-theory brain tried to analyze power. Who’s in charge? Hinata is blushing and begging, Ino is teasing, Sakura has the cock, so does the one with the dick own the scene now? And then, like in the same second, Hinata grabs Sakura’s hips and drags her deeper like, “no, I decide the tempo, thank you.” Little thing, but it made the threesome feel less like “one futa conquers two holes” and more like three women using each other. I enjoyed that more than I expected. At the same time, the game pretends to be naughty feminist stuff while still doing the old straight‑male fantasy framing: the camera loves close-ups of penetration, loves showing pussy spread around that big shaft, loves swallowing shots, and barely cares about clit attention unless it’s in the way of the cock. Old habits. Still, seeing Hinata and Ino licking each other while ignoring Sakura for a bit, that was nice, like the world doesn’t revolve around the magic dick all the time. I had it running in one tab, Telegram pinging in another, little break checks on Twitter, came back to the moaning and didn’t lose the vibe at all. It’s not deep, it’s not subtle, it’s just three iconic ninja moms, naked, wet, sharing a huge temporary cock like it’s the best new toy they’ve smuggled into the hot springs. And honestly, for something that silly, it hits harder than half the “serious” erotic games trying to talk about gender without ever letting anyone cum.