This thing feels like what happens when a horny guy falls asleep scrolling hentai on his phone and his brain just mashes all the tabs together. You start as this super generic “hero”, but honestly he’s more like that quiet dude in Discord who suddenly posts a crazy doujin link at 4 in the morning, then vanishes. No long intro, no slow buildup, you’re basically tossed straight into a tiny world where the only mission is: fuck two girls, make a mess, roll credits. One is your “normal” girl, soft and cute in that classic anime way, like she escaped from some vanilla romance VN. The other is the furry girl, and she completely steals the show for me. She’s got that cocky look, like she already knows she’s the main event, tail moving around way too suggestive to be an accident. It’s the kind of design that makes you pause and wonder if you liked this stuff before, or if the game just turned a key you didn’t know existed. You think you’re here for the human girl, then suddenly you’re watching the ears twitch when she moans and you’re like “ok wait, I’m in trouble.”

The whole thing is basically a straight shot to sex, no fake romance, no walls of text pretending to care about your feelings. You make a couple simple choices, position swaps happen, camera angles change, and before you even realize it you’re already in that stupid mental zone where every click is like “yeah, harder.” The threesome is where it actually feels fun and stupid in a good way: the normal girl trying to act like she’s the “good one” while still taking dick, the furry girl treating the hero like a toy, and you caught in the middle trying to watch everything at the same time. There are a few little moments that hit way better than they should, like when both girls lean in close and their faces fill the screen and you know the facial is coming. It’s not even subtle. Their eyes go that slightly hungry style you see in hentai panels, like they are waiting for you to finish the last page. Then it happens, cumshot chaos, two faces painted, one tongue out a bit too far, and something about seeing the “normal” girl and the furry girl side by side, both glazed and breathing hard, feels almost romantic in the dumbest, dirtiest way. I kinda wish the game let you pick who gets it first or control the order better, or maybe do a second round that changes who gets more, but it just blasts through the ending and that’s it, no extra reward, no gallery unlock pop up, nothing fancy. Still, if you lean in, take a second to enjoy the little reactions, the tail flicking, the smug grin right before the load hits her face, all those tiny details you almost miss when you’re rushing, you can squeeze way more out of this short thing than it looks like at first.

This thing is like somebody mashed up a horny Pokémon convention, a cheap RPG maker project, and a bad joke from a Discord server, then somehow it actually… works. You wake up in this anime-ass geek convention where every “monster” you fight is actually a girl in cosplay, and half the gameplay is basically you trying to get them undressed without getting your ass kicked in turn-based combat. It’s all classic RPG structure, but instead of grinding slimes, you’re chasing a Jolteon girl in a maid outfit who stuns you by shaking her tits at you. The whole loop is simple: walk around the con map, poke suspicious stuff like tall grass and weird corners, trigger encounters, win the fight, fill your little sticker collection and Cosplayer Compendium with more “reward” images and tear states. It sounds boring when I say it like that, but when you actually sit there trying to min-max your skills just to see the next torn costume version of Gardevoir maid, suddenly it feels like Excel with boobs. Which is kind of my dream job, to be honest, but also not at all.

What hits me most is how it leans into parody without getting pretentious. This is not high art, it knows it, and that’s why it’s funny. The jokes are very “Newgrounds 2012” energy: characters talking shit, dumb puns, meta comments when you lose. At one point I picked the wrong dialog option on a date with Ivy in the cafe, and instead of the usual “bad end”, she just drags you into this awkward, horny small talk that feels exactly like a failed Tinder meetup, except she’s in costume and you’re basically trying to unlock her beach CG. The Maid Cafe is the real star though. It’s like a data dashboard of fetishes: you walk in, and your brain starts building mental pie charts of “cat ears”, “thigh-highs”, “bare shoulders with the fabric barely holding”. Half of the cast is parody of Pokémon girls and Eeveelution cosplayers, and the other half is “what if a normal con girl just went way too hard on the roleplay and now you have to fight her bra off”. Battle mechanics are basic but they sneak in some neat little choices. There’s this moment where you see a shiny-like encounter in the tall grass, and you’re sitting there rubbing the mouse over it like some degenerate, hoping it triggers a rare girl instead of the same basic cosplayer with one less button done up. When it works you feel like a genius. When it fails you just feel like a guy rubbing a virtual bush for hentai.

I like how horny it is without trying to be classy. Clothes rip in stages during battles, you see the same pose evolve from “fully dressed and mad at you” to “tits out, mascara slightly smudged, still talking trash”. The gallery in the Compendium shows you every combat pose and every tear level once you’ve earned them, which scratches the completionist itch way too hard. It actually made me replay some areas just to fill in missing girls on the map, like I was doing some wholesome Pokédex run, except instead of “seen / caught” it’s “seen / stripped”. At the same time, the pacing can be a bit of a mess. Sometimes you walk around forever with nothing happening, then suddenly three lewd encounters and a date event fire one after another, like the RNG is drunk. I ended up alt-tabbing between this and checking charts in Google Sheets, which is pretty funny, since my brain kept trying to calculate “cosplayer per room” density like I was modeling user retention. Also, I have to complain about one stupid tiny thing: the way some dialog lines scroll and then stop half a pixel off-center makes my eye twitch every time. Completely ruined my immersion in the important scientific activity of chasing half-naked Gardevoir maid around a cafe. Still went back for her anyway. Obviously.

Samus Aran stands before you, her eyes locked on yours as she prepares to deliver the most intense boobjob you’ve ever experienced. You get to select between two tantalizing outfits for her, or opt to see her luscious breasts completely nude, teasing and tempting you. Feel her heavy breasts envelop you as she moves with expert precision, her touch driving you wild with every squeeze and rub. This isn’t just a show; you’re in command of every delicious second of this steamy session. Design your own cumshot, making it as long and intense as you want to reward her with an explosive finish. Experience everything from your own eyes, feeling like you’re truly there as she worships you with her breasts. Her golden locks fall softly as she focuses on you, her expression a mix of desire and satisfaction that pulls you further in. Though brief, the animation packs a powerful punch of filthy fun featuring a beloved character in a new, risqué light. Choose your look, adjust your climax, and surrender to the overwhelming pleasure that only Samus can provide.

Naruto as a street-level pimp is one of those ideas that sounds like a joke you make in Discord, then this game just goes “yeah ok, let’s do it for real.” It throws you into this twisted version of the Hidden Leaf where subtlety died a long time ago. Naruto’s not out saving anybody, he’s straight up managing Tsunade like she’s his personal cash machine, milking her curves and reputation for every coin. And she plays along way too well. You get these scenes where she’s annoyed, pretending to be all above it, then the next second she’s bent over in some alley, tits bouncing, acting like getting used in public is just another mission. The outdoor stuff hits fast. Benches, back streets, random corners that are one gust of wind away from total exposure. Half the fun is that tiny feeling that someone might walk by, even if you know they won’t. It gives every fuck a bit of that “we shouldn’t be doing this” spice.

The game leans hard into parody, but it doesn’t treat the sex like a joke. When Tsunade is on screen, the camera basically worships her. Her body looks exactly like your brain remembers from hentai edits, just filthier. Huge tits squeezed, slapped, used as cushions for rough pounding. Her ass gets a lot of screen love too, especially when Naruto is shoving her up against walls or railing her from behind in places that are absolutely not private. There’s this one alley scene that stuck with me: Naruto shoves her down on her knees on the cold ground, hand tangled in her blonde hair, pushing her face into his cock like she’s just a tool to clap up a client. She gags, mascara a mess, and the whole vibe is “yeah, the Hokage is literally choking on dick behind a building right now.” It’s stupid, it’s hot, it ruins the character in the best way, and somehow it still feels like Naruto being Naruto, just horny and broke instead of heroic and broke. The little bits of fake “plot” are actually funny sometimes, then suddenly he’s telling her to spread her legs wider so the next guy gets a better look, and the humor just melts into raw porn.

I kind of hate how much I liked the way Sasuke shows up. He doesn’t suddenly turn into a romantic rival or some deep emotional thing, he’s just there like, “You’re really selling her?” and then two clicks later he’s grabbing her from behind, fucking her like she’s nothing special while Naruto counts money. It feels so dirty because Tsunade is this powerful milf, but here she’s reduced to just a warm hole between two idiots who never grew up. Sometimes she pushes back, calls Naruto a brat, slaps him, acts like she’s done with this shit. And right after that you get a scene of her riding his dick, moaning his name with her tits bouncing everywhere, while he calls her his personal whore and talks about new clients. The outdoor angle keeps popping up at weird times, like you think it’s a normal room scene and then the camera pulls back and you realize they’re next to a tree or a fence with nothing blocking them. It’s messy, it’s not exactly elegant, some interactions feel rushed and I got annoyed that one really good position doesn’t repeat when you want it, but when the game locks in on Naruto pimping her out, sharing her body, making her work for his wallet, it hits that brain spot that only shameless hentai parody can touch.