Homer running off to drink at Moe’s while you’re stuck in Springfield trying to prep for a poker tournament sounds about right, honestly. The setup here is simple as hell but weirdly hot: you’re crashing with the Simpsons because you’re some distant relative by marriage, you need practice for this big tournament, Homer’s supposed to help you, then he bails to go hang with Moe and “train” him instead. Total asshole move, but whatever, because it leaves you alone in the house with Marge. And not cartoon-on-TV Marge, but this thick, curvy, blue-haired MILF version who looks way too good to be stuck with Homer. You wander outside, find her coming out of this little sauna in the backyard, towel, steam, everything, and she’s annoyed at Homer too. That part actually sells it: she’s not some instant slut, she’s just pissed at him and a bit bored, and you’re standing there horny and disappointed and kind of desperate for poker practice. It doesn’t even try to hide the porn logic. One second she’s talking about how she doesn’t believe in what Homer is doing, next second she’s like “I’ll help you practice”… except she’s going to be in the bath while you play. That’s the whole excuse for the strip angle and it kind of works because it feels like one of those stupid decisions horny people make in bad fanfics that you still read anyway on F95 or some random Blogspot with 20 popups.

Gameplay is literally poker, nothing fancy, so if you ever played some strip poker flash shit back in the day you know the deal. You sit across from Marge in POV, play hand after hand, and every win nudges her a bit more out of her comfort zone. At the start she’s still doing the whole “I’m just here to beat a pro” thing, soaking in her bath, casual, but once the chips start going your way she starts losing clothes and that classic Marge awkwardness turns into this shy, guilty excitement. It’s the kind of pacing where you find yourself intentionally slow playing, not because the AI is smart or something, but because you want to drag out that moment where she’s half turned away, water running down her tits, pretending it’s all just a game of cards. There’s no complicated meter, no affection grind, no inventory nonsense. You win hands, you see more of her, you keep pushing, and eventually you’re way past “practice” and deep into hardcore Simpsons parody territory. There are a couple of points where the expressions look a bit off and her face slips a little too close to goofy, which kind of kills the mood for a second, but then the next scene has her breasts pushed together and you forget you were complaining. It’s like when you swear you’ll stop watching some dumb porn on Pornhub, then the next position hits and suddenly you’re fine with everything again. And yeah, the whole thing is cheap and a little trashy and the writing stumbles all over itself with “relative” excuses, but if you ever thought Marge was wasted on that yellow donut addict, this is basically your chance to sit at the kitchen table with her, shuffle a deck, and slowly turn poker practice into something you absolutely can’t explain to anyone in Springfield.

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