Bayonetta always had this “I could crush you with a heel and you’d say thank you” vibe in the original games, and here that energy is just stripped of pretense and pointed straight into your crotch. The whole thing feels like someone took the idea of a serious witch story, got bored halfway, and said “fuck it, let’s just make her ride this poor bastard until he forgets his name.” You start with the usual set up, some flimsy excuse of a narrative about demons, contracts, sexy power, all that. You can read it if you’re in a mood, or just hammer the next button like a horny squirrel trying to open a nut. There’s this fun moment where she’s mid-dialogue, talking like she owns the whole damn universe, and you cut her off by skipping the text and jumping straight into her grinding her hips down, and it almost feels wrong, like interrupting a priest. A very stacked, very evil priest who calls you a pervert while bouncing on your cock.

What I liked most is how the customization is stupidly simple but still hits hard. You tweak her hair, maybe loosen the outfit a bit more, change tiny things in her look and suddenly she feels like a different flavor of the same dangerous milf. Sometimes I spent longer in those menus than in the actual “action” parts, just nudging sliders, going “nah, more cleavage, no, even more, yeah, that’s it,” like I was sculpting a sin. There’s this one scene where her glasses are slightly different and for some reason it made the rough sex moment feel way more personal, like this was my private version of Bayonetta that Nintendo would absolutely sue over. The sex itself is straight to the point, almost rude about it. She talks like she knows exactly how pathetic you are, rides you, slaps, squeezes, grabs, and the game is shameless about throwing you into the cumming part without long foreplay if you want. Sometimes it’s actually too fast. You click through the “porn bastards” style story, tweak her look a bit, and boom, she’s already on top and you’re finishing before your brain even catches up. It’s like ordering a huge meal and the waiter just slams dessert on your table first.

There’s rough moments that feel really good in a way that’s not nice at all. She chokes you with her thighs, calls you something filthy, arches her back, and you get that rush that only comes when a character looks like she could ruin your life and you’re begging her to. I kind of wish there were more positions, or at least one scene where she actually slows down and teases instead of just pounding like a cursed metronome, but that’s not what this thing is aiming for. It’s more like a quick, nasty fan fantasy where Bayonetta stops pretending to be a stylish superhero and just becomes the terrible idea you jerk off to after too much Reddit and horny Twitter art. The parody side is fun too, you recognize the attitude, the poses, the way she moves her hands like she’s still summoning demons, except now the “demon” is basically your dick and she’s casting the same spell over and over until you give in. If you want to squeeze every drop out of it, don’t rush the first run. Play with her look, read at least some of the dirty story, then, when you feel that edge starting to creep in, kill the self-control, skip everything, and slam your way straight to the ending scene. Treat it like a one night stand where you already know her name but pretend you don’t.

Tracer in this game feels like someone ripped her straight out of Overwatch, locked her in a cheap porn set, and said “ok love, now you’re here for dick only.” It’s not pretending to be deep. You click, she strips, she bends, and some huge cock shows up to rearrange her spine. That’s literally the vibe. You just sit there like some horny director with a mouse instead of a camera, poking at sliders and color wheels, turning this poor sweaty time-jumper into your own busted pornstar version. Her outfit doesn’t just vanish, it’s like you’re peeling a brand mascot layer by layer, until you’re staring at Tracer but also not really Tracer anymore, more like a bootleg you saw in some cursed Telegram group. And somehow that makes it hotter, because it feels wrong in a very internet kind of way.

What I actually liked, even though I’m pretending I didn’t, is how stupidly fast you get to the actual fucking. No 20 minutes of fake story about “mission failed, now you must suck me off for intel” or some cringe dialog. You click through a couple scenes, blink, and there she is, already bent over with this massive black rod lined up, looking like her spine is going to file a complaint. But you can start messing with everything. Skin, hair, his color, her color, dick color, like you’re in Photoshop but the only brush is “how racist can this porn look if I really push it.” You adjust angles, flip positions, keep clicking next to see how far it will go, and at some point you realize you’ve spent ten minutes trying to get the perfect combo of her assshade and his cocktone just to watch the same thrust cycle again. And yeah, sometimes the proportions look off, her body clipping weird in ways your brain notices for half a second, then your dick votes to ignore it. That one stupid shadow under her leg is badly done and now I can’t unsee it, by the way. Ruined my mood for like five seconds.

The funniest part is how the “customization” makes you feel like some twisted stylist for porn. You tweak her hair like “nah, too cute, make her look more like a slut that’s been in five fake casting couch videos already.” Change his look from generic big black dick dude to weird colored skin just because you can, like some alien who logged into Pornhub. Sometimes it looks hot as hell, sometimes it looks like two plastic dolls smashing together in GMod, and you still keep clicking. The sex itself is just blunt: no romance, no build up, just Tracer getting pounded like Blizzard owes you royalties. For every moment where you think “damn, this is actually pretty hot,” there’s another one where her face looks a bit dead-eyed, like she’s stuck in a loop, which she is, because you keep repeating the same pose while switching colors and telling yourself this tiny ass tweak makes it a “new scene.” It doesn’t. You know it. You keep going anyway.

The moment of truth has finally arrived, and Shaundi - the fiercest, most badass (and let’s be honest, the hottest) girl from "The Saints" crew - is stepping into the spotlight. But this isn’t just any game - it’s a minigame, and it’s a parody to boot.

More than that, it’s an unapologetic hentai parody minigame, crafted by the notorious "Porn Bastards" series. So was it really worth it for Shaundi to get mixed up in all this madness?

Dive in, get your hands dirty, and see for yourself if Shaundi lives up to the hype. This isn’t just about silly jokes or cheap laughs - it’s a wild, explicit romp filled with tongue-in-cheek humor and outrageous scenarios.

From the moment the game kicks off, you’ll be thrown into a frenzy of provocative mini-challenges that push boundaries and test your limits. Every pixel oozes that signature "Porn Bastards" style - bold, brash, and fiercely unrestrained.

If you’ve ever imagined what happens when a hardcore street fighter meets a hentai fantasy gone wild, this game delivers exactly that.

So, are you ready to peel back the layers of Shaundi’s persona and unleash the wild side she rarely shows?. Get in, get dirty, and embrace the chaos - because once you start, there’s no turning back.

Play now and make your own judgment: is this the ultimate tribute to one of “The Saints” most iconic characters, or just another crazy chapter in the "Porn Bastards" saga?.

Lara looks like she’s walked straight out of the older Tomb Raider games, all smug and sure of herself, tight top, short shorts, that stupid little smirk that says “I’m in control.” Yeah, not here. Here she’s lost in the jungle, wet from the rain, mud on her legs, breathing a bit faster than she wants to show, and you come in like some fake hero with a hard-on and a bullshit story. The whole thing feels twisted in a pretty hot way, because the game really leans into the humiliation. You’re not some romantic guy. You basically gaslight her and sweet talk her at the same time, telling her it’s “for her own good,” that you need to check her body for injuries, that she should undress, that she should “relax her muscles” while your cock is already pushing inside her. It’s fucked, it’s dirty, and they know exactly what they’re doing.

The best part is that slow build where she still tries to act like the famous archeologist, trying to keep dignity while you just push her deeper into this mess. One moment she’s arguing with you, saying it’s not necessary, that she’s fine, and the next moment you’ve got her pinned against a tree and her tits are out, nipples hard and bouncing with every rough thrust. There’s this little pause when you start fucking her from behind, and she looks back with that confused, half-angry, half-turned-on face, and you realize the game is really about that exact expression. She keeps talking like she hates you, but her body is already giving up. The moans start slipping between the insults, her legs start to shake a little, ass pushing back on your cock even as she mutters that this is wrong. That shift, from proud Lara Croft to your personal cum dump in a jungle clearing, is way more satisfying than it should be. And kind of disturbing if you think too much, so yeah, don’t.

Then there’s the whole condom trick. Game just straight tells you your real goal is to fuck her raw and fill her. It’s not about “have sex with Lara,” it’s “knock Lara the fuck up without her noticing.” You roll the condom on, thrust into that tight pussy, and the whole time you’re looking for the right moment to pull it off. You feel like an absolute bastard, and the game clearly enjoys making you one. She’s riding you, bouncing on your cock, sweat and mud on her skin, hair sticking to her face, and you’re trying to time it, sliding the rubber off while she’s too busy moaning and grabbing your shoulders. The dirty talk doesn’t help; she starts begging you not to cum inside her, which just makes it hotter when you finally slam her down, hold her hips, and blow a thick load deep into her unprotected pussy. The creampie is messy, you see it leaking out around your shaft, and she’s panting, clueless that you just bred her on purpose. They even tease that she’ll walk away later, still thinking she “escaped” with her honor, while your cum sits warm in her womb, doing exactly what you wanted. Kind of like those porn memes where the bad ending is actually the best part. It’s cruel, it’s cheap, it’s kinda trashy. I kept telling myself “ok, this is too much” while still going for another round just to watch that cock disappear in her ass and pussy again and again.