I opened Trapfield Hotel expecting cheap jokes, like the kind plastered over the usual porn-jam games that think one good tit jiggle equals writing. But this thing, weirdly, has personality - it doesn’t *care* if you laugh, moan, cringe, or all three. The first scene drops you right into the lobby, naked ego and literal everything else hanging out, and a boss who’s so tall and cocky she might as well have wings. She flirts in that half-mocking way that makes you forget it’s just text on a screen. It’s hot, but not sterile-hot. Like it’s someone smirking behind the monitor, teasing you, waiting for you to mess up your dialogue choice so she can make you regret it with a slap or a forced smile or - well, you can imagine.

Half the time I was laughing though. There’s this bit where you’re delivering towels, and the towel cart bumps into a femboy maid whose breasts bounce like they’re trying to escape gravity. He apologizes three times, blushes, and still finds a way to drag you into the staff room for “training.” The game just *leans* into that ridiculous energy, and somehow it works. It’s obscene and dumb and kind of brilliant. It’s like the dev watched a hundred hentai parodies and then decided to make one that actually feels alive, with just enough self-awareness that it never becomes boring.

Not everything hits - sometimes the dialogue repeats itself, and one room scene had lighting that looked like a fever dream, but maybe that’s on purpose; it kinda fits the corruption tone, like the hotel itself is drunk. The whole thing swings between dominance and submission faster than I can decide who’s winning. I caught myself rooting for the protagonist, then laughing when the milf receptionist literally turned him into her pet for forgetting to clock in. It’s chaotic, wet, over-the-top, and somehow honest, like it knows exactly what kind of filth it’s serving and invites you to enjoy how messy that is. Nothing polished, nothing polite, just raw kink with a wink.

Bleach nerds, this one hits right in that part of the brain that went “holy shit” the first time Yoruichi showed up naked in cat form and you tried to pretend you were just watching for the plot. The game drops you straight into this messy otaku room, monitor glowing, keyboard somewhere under the junk, and it’s literally just you, your dick, and a line-up of Soul Society girls taking turns bouncing on you like they owe you rent. No story pretense, no “oh no, hollow attack, we must have sex to survive” nonsense. You pick the girl on the side panel, she appears on top of you, and boom, you’re in full POV with her tits in your face and your brain going, “I should be ashamed, but I’m not.” Yoruichi’s caramel skin, that smug little look like she’s the one in control even while she’s riding you silly, works way too well here. Then you swap to Rangiku and suddenly the screen is just boobs. Everywhere. Zero respect for gravity, just big soft pillows smashing together while she grinds down. I had to pause once because my phone buzzed with a Discord notification and I almost alt-tabbed from pure shame reaction.

Orihime is kind of the funniest one in this setup. She’s got that soft, slightly dorky expression, breasts way too big for any normal spine, and she’s just happily jumping on your cock like it’s some weird after-school hobby. There’s a tiny bit of jank in the animation when she speeds up, like her boobs are lagging behind the rest of her body, but honestly it made me laugh more than it annoyed me. Nel is there in her grown-up form, long green hair swinging, and it’s wild because one second you’re remembering her cute loli version from the anime and the next second she’s slamming down on you like a porn star who knows exactly how much you’ve been thinking about her for years. Rukia is the weird one here. Suddenly she has bigger boobs than canon and my brain keeps going “who the hell is this” before the rest of my body answers, “shut up, we’re busy.” I kept thinking her smaller chest fit her personality better, but then she’s on top, riding hard, hair moving, face flushed, and it becomes very easy to make peace with the upgrade. Controls are simple click and go, you change girls with that left side menu, adjust pace, watch them bounce, and that’s about it. No hidden routes, no endings where you collect all of them into some clean harem household. It’s just you cheating on all of them with each other in the same damn room, one after another, like some perverted gacha where the only currency is your stamina bar. I kinda wish there was at least one small scene where they notice they’re sharing you and either get jealous or decide to team up, but that’s never happening and I’ve accepted it. Still, sitting there with Yoruichi on top, swapping to Rangiku mid-thrust, then jumping to Orihime just to see the boob physics lose their mind, it felt like the exact kind of trashy fan fantasy everyone pretends they’re too mature for, right until the tab is open and the pants are not.

Katarina in this game is that one toxic ex in League who somehow still owns your brain, except here she is on your lap, in your face, on your screen, everywhere. Not the knife-throwing version, but the "I got bored before the match so I’m gonna hunt some cock" version. The whole thing is built around this tiny slice of pre-battle time, like that moment in champ select where chat is flaming, but instead of dodging queue, Garen is dodging her boobs and losing hard. You basically get her in full redhead glory, that smug look that says she already won before you touch anything. It feels like the dev just went, "forget plot, here’s Katarina’s tits, do your worst," and honestly, they were correct and also completely wrong at same time.

What I like is how they play her personality with the POV stuff. You’re right there, like you’re the "lucky idiot" in Garen’s armor, and she knows she has you. She leans in, hair falling over her face, breasts right in front of your "camera", and she gives that fake innocent smile that every Katarina main uses before they KS your pentakill. Then she drops and starts working your shaft with her boobs, slow at first, pushing them together like she is testing your self control. It’s not just some random movement. There’s this one small animation where she squeezes her tits tighter and tilts her head up to look at you, red hair stuck to her cheek, like she is checking if you’re about to explode or still pretending to be Demacia noble. That stupid little eye glance hit harder than some full sex scenes from other games. Also her boobs jiggle in a way that made me pause, rewind, watch again. And again. And then get annoyed because her left nipple looks slightly off in one angle and my brain could not unsee it after.

The whole thing is basically one long titfuck, but it feels like the dev actually understood why paizuri is hot and not just "stick dick between boobs, done". She changes pace, uses spit, presses them so tight your screen almost feels heavy, then loosens, lets the tip slide up so it taps near her mouth, then drags it back down between her breasts. You get that sloppy sound when she speeds up, with her hair bouncing and that red fringe getting stuck on her sweaty skin. At some point she looks almost annoyed, like "why you not cum yet, idiot", and then she just goes full tryhard like a Katarina who finally got her reset mid fight. The facial at the end is messy as hell, thick cum running from her forehead down over one closed eye, dripping over her nose onto her tits, pooling between them. She even smears it on her boobs with her fingers like she’s proud of the mess, then gives this half-smirk like she already queued for the next match. I hate admitting it, but for a simple porn game about one redhead abusing her boobs on your cock, it made all those other LoL porn parodies feel kinda lazy, even if here there is basically zero actual "game", just you, her, and the most stubborn Demacian load in Runeterra.

This one feels like someone took a dressup flash toy from old Newgrounds, fed it too much porn and LoL fanart, then left the door open for leaderboard freaks like me. It looks harmless at first. Just some familiar champions chilling on screen, a few clothes to swap, some background buttons, nothing crazy. Then you notice the tiny icon in the corner that tracks “scenes found” and your brain flips into challenge mode. Suddenly you’re not just putting Ahri in a cute top. You’re hunting that one specific combo that makes her drop to her knees in first person and start throat-fucking you like she owes you LP.

The main thing here is outfits and backgrounds. That’s it. No fake depth. You click parts, swap lingerie, open a different room, bed, alley, whatever. The game never actually tells you what works. It just silently waits for you to hit the right mix. I legit had a whole Google Keep page with notes like “Ahri: red bra + no panties + tavern = standing titties scene, not worth it, check balcony.” It feels like discovering secret tech in a fighting game, except the combo ends with a cumshot instead of a KO. First person camera for the sex is surprisingly nasty in a good way. The dev knows what people want from POV. When she’s giving a blowjob you see tongue, spit, her trying to keep eye contact and failing when you shove deeper. It’s the exact kind of degenerate “just one more variation” loop that ruins your sleep schedule.

What I liked too much: stripping feels like part of the puzzle, not just “remove clothes to see tits.” Some champs only trigger their special scenes if you leave something on, like a tiny piece of armor or stockings. You think “okay full naked is best” and the game just shrugs at you. No scene. No hint. Nothing. Only when you let her keep those stupid thigh-highs on suddenly it cuts to a dirty POV fuck with her bouncing on you, boobs swinging in rhythm, moaning into your ear. I lost like half an evening trying every background with the same three panties on one character, just to see if there was a secret anal variation. There wasn’t. Or maybe there is and I’m just bad. The parody angle is funny too. Seeing a usually badass champion slowly strip for you like some shy camgirl, then a few clicks later she’s grabbing your cock with both hands and choking herself with it, that hits way harder than generic hentai. Only thing that annoyed me: some scenes feel too similar and the unlock sound is this tiny nothing. You finally crack a new setup, game just goes “click” and throws you into another blowjob without even a little fanfare. Still kept going though. I’m a sucker for watching that counter creep closer to 100 percent while another champion kneels down between my legs.