This thing feels like someone grabbed your Steam library while drunk, smashed it together with Pornhub search history and then just said “yeah, that’s a universe now”. You start as this regular dude who absolutely should not be trusted with a portal-hopping device, and suddenly you are peeking into all these twisted versions of familiar worlds. One minute you are watching a redhead archer who is very obviously not Aloy grind her hips on some ancient machine while you are crouched in the bushes like a horny raccoon, next moment you jump to a rainy hellhole that smells like Silent Hill and Resident Evil had a baby, and Lady D is sitting on a throne with her thighs open, lazy as fuck, letting you worship her feet before she even looks at your face. The game does not even pretend to be subtle. It is like “here, you wanted Ellie with a knife and a dirty mouth, and you wanted to see if she kisses girls as aggressively as she stabs clickers? Cool, have a scene where she is shoving some punk girl against a wall, french kissing her while you watch from a half-broken window, hand in your pants, too scared to breathe because she almost catches you.”

The fun is how the game keeps throwing fanservice you did not know you wanted. Jinx is here, of course she is, wired on some shimmer knockoff, riding a dildo fixed to an old Zaun pipe and laughing like a maniac while you sneak under the catwalk to get a better angle on her dripping pussy. There is this whole cyberpunk city shard where Judy and Panam and Meredith all exist at the same time, like some weird mod that never got patched, and you get dragged into this fucked up NTR setup where your character gets to spy on Panam cheating on you with a chrome dom guy while Judy is under the table, licking Panam’s clit like it is some religious duty. You can join in, or you can just sit there and be a cuck voyeur, watching her swallow his dick on her knees while Panam moans your name by accident. The writing goes from funny to cruel in half a scene, like there is a Mass Effect corner where Miranda is using you like a toy, guiding your tongue over her ass, forcing you to rim her in an elevator, and then on the next jump you land in a cold Metro tunnel where Snezhana is giving some dirty, fast blowjob to survive and you kind of feel bad about how turned on you are.

Not everything hits right. There is a Game of Thrones cluster with Sansa, Arya, Cersei and Margaery, and it almost feels like the dev just dumped all their incest porn folder there and called it a day. One scene has Cersei sitting on the edge of a bed, her foot pressed on your chest, making you lick between her toes while she makes Sansa kneel and eat her out from behind, slow and obedient, like a trained dog, and it is hot, but then it cuts away way too soon and suddenly you are in some Tomb Raider ruin watching Lara and Kassandra compete who can make you cum faster with their mouth, and you never get closure on that foot thing. Same with Baldur’s Gate girls, like Shadowheart and Lae’zel and that green disaster Lae’zel’s friend whose name I always forget. One moment you are buried between Shadowheart’s thighs, tongue deep in her pussy, her hand on your hair pushing you to lick her ass too, soft little whines in your ear, and then the game just shoves you through another portal into some cursed TV zone that is basically The Ring with tits. Still, every now and then it nails that perfect mix of naughty fanfic and actual kink. Liara and Miranda double-teaming you, one riding your face while the other rides your cock, your hand tangled in blue skin and black hair, your vision all sweat and pussy. Lizzy Wizzy doing this weird chrome striptease before letting you jerk off on her feet. A lesbian alley scene with Zoe and Clementine lookalikes where they think no one sees them, kissing, giggling, fingers slipping into panties while rain hits the trash cans around them. Some parts feel rushed, some parts feel like the dev had one hand on the keyboard and one on their dick, but there is this stupid charm in how messy and raw it all is, like a huge crossover fanfic that forgot to be safe for work and never tried to fix itself.

Ada in chains hits different here. This thing throws her straight into a filthy underground prison, stripped out of all that “cool spy lady” aura and turned into a lab rat with a pretty face and a sharp tongue that doesn’t help her at all. You open it in browser, see this cheap-looking menu, and you think “ok, this is some half-baked fetish trash,” and then five minutes later you’re staring at the screen like an idiot because the dev actually gets how humiliation should feel. It’s not just “haha, she naked now,” it’s Ada trying to keep her pride while some masked freak pulls her hair back and shows her reflection, forces her to look at herself while he uses her. That one CG where she’s cuffed behind the back, on her knees in the cell, mascara slightly ruined, eyes wet but still pissed? That stayed with me longer than I expected. For a “teaser” it already hits harder than a lot of “finished” stuff on Nutaku or F95, which makes no sense and also perfect sense.

The pacing feels like a fucked up tasting menu in a cheap BDSM restaurant. You don’t get full meal, you just get mean little bites. Short scene, hard cut, no big build-up, no romance bullshit. You get Ada dragged in, collar locked, quick medical talk about “experiments,” and before your brain catches up she’s bent over cold metal with a gloved hand on her neck and rough penetration that clearly isn’t about her pleasure. It’s almost clinical, which actually makes it hotter if you’re into that broken toy vibe. Then suddenly the scene ends and you sit there like “wait, that’s it?” I hated that. I also liked that. There is this weird tension because you feel there is more depravity coming, more restraints, more fucked up positions, but the content stops just before it turns into pure torture porn. Except it already kind of is. I opened another tab with Pornhub just to compare some RE4 Ada cosplays and they all felt way too soft after this, like TikTok roleplay compared to what this game’s prison does to her.

What surprised me most is how “respectful” it is to source while absolutely not respecting her as a person. It feels like the dev actually played Resident Evil 4 instead of just googling fanart. Ada here still has that “I know I’m better than you” attitude in her face, even while being slapped, gagged and used like property. Her lines, when she gets them, are short and sharp, not some cringe horny fanfic stuff. There’s one little moment I keep thinking about: she’s forced to kneel in front of the guard, he grabs her by the chin, and she actually tries to spit in his face, fails, and he just laughs and pushes himself into her mouth anyway. The animation on the gag reflex is almost too real, her eyes roll up for a second, and you feel that mix of disgust and arousal that is hard to get right. I kinda wish the game was longer already, with all the promised characters and heavier shibari scenes, but at the same time I like that it feels like being left locked in the cell with her, waiting for the next “experiment” that isn’t here yet and might never be. Maybe that’s the real kink. Or maybe I’m just coping. Whatever. It got my attention way more than it deserves and I’ll still complain that the collar sound effect is slightly off and nobody but me cares.

First thing you notice is how tall she is. Not just tall, but that kind of unfair, “I could crush your skull between my thighs and you’d say thank you” tall. The castle feels built for her, not for you. Doors are too big, ceilings too high, shadows too long. You start as this regular guy who somehow walks into the worst possible horny nightmare: a fucked up old mansion twisted into a playground for a giant vampire lady who looks a lot like a certain tall queen from that zombie game, but here she’s even more cruel, more smug, and yeah, way more horny. The whole place is like a maze of wet whispers and creaking floors. You move from corridor to corridor, waiting for that click of heels behind you, knowing that when she catches you, it’s not a game over. It’s a different kind of punishment.

What surprised me is how the game mixes horny and horror without trying to be subtle. One moment you’re creeping through some dark library, watching dust in the beam of a flickering lamp, and the next she’s got you pinned against a stone pillar with one massive hand around your throat, nails at your chin, staring down with that “you’re nothing but a toy” look. She teases the fact you’ve got these weird powers, like the world is broken and you’re some glitch that can slow her, shove things with your mind, twist reality a bit. Sometimes you use them to push a wardrobe in front of a door while she’s hunting you. Sometimes you fail and she catches you, drags you off, and then it turns into this obscene little trial where she decides if you get milked with her tits, jerked off lazily while she yawns, or just taken straight, hard, with your legs shaking and her laughing when you cum too fast. She treats creampies like trophies. There’s one scene in a ruined chapel where she rides you in a broken pew, stained glass behind her, and after you explode inside her, she stands up and you literally see it drip down her thighs while she calls you “useful.” I hated how much I liked that. I also hated that the inventory menu sound is too loud and it annoyed me every single time, and the game never fixes it.

The best part is that it often feels like you’re playing some fucked up dating sim from hell, where romance is twisted into this toxic, possessive thing. She’ll act gentle for ten seconds, stroking your hair, almost soft, then flip and use you like a living stress toy. You can try to play smart, pick dialogue that pushes back, use your powers to resist, but honestly, half the fun is failing and seeing her switch into full female domination mode. There’s a section in the dungeon where a monster girl variant of her shows up, more feral, claws scraping the floor, and if she catches you, she doesn’t bother pretending to be classy. She just tears open your pants and uses you. It’s rough, messy, and still weirdly romantic in this fucked up way, like you’re the one sane person stuck in a dystopian porn dream and the universe keeps asking if you’re sure you want to say no. The whole thing feels like a parody of that survival horror game everyone knows, but it leans hard into the “you’re prey and you kind of like it” angle. It’s ugly in some places, awkward in others, but when she bends over, tits spilling out of that dress, smirking because you can’t stop staring at her ass while ghosts whisper in the walls, all the weird edges suddenly make sense.

Jill shows up here like she just walked out from a very wrong version of Resident Evil and forgot her bra on the way. The game throws you in with her right away, no slow warm up, no “build the base, collect the wood” nonsense. It is just Jill, too tight top, nipples clearly fighting for freedom, big tits that almost look painful, and you clicking like an idiot trying to see how far you can push her. She still has that “professional” face from the original games, like she came to clear a zombie nest, but the camera is fixed on everything except her tactical skills. Her cleavage is basically the main character. At first I thought it would be just a quick click-and-forget porn thing, but then I realized I was actually trying different choices to see how she reacts, because the way she moans changes with what you do. Sometimes soft and frustrated, sometimes straight up porn actress. It is dirty, but in that “fan artist who had too much free time” way.

Her body is ridiculous in that classic horny-fan way. Breasts are huge, round, heavy, with big areolas that almost distract you more than the penetration. When she bends a little, they move with this slow gravity that made me stare like some teenager again. The thighs are thick and strong, like she could crush a zombie skull between them, or your head, or both if you are lucky. There is one moment where you shift angle and her ass and thighs fill the whole screen, cock sliding between, and I actually forgot to click for a second. The guy's dick is big enough that in any normal story she would say “nope” and walk away, but here of course she just opens up slowly, twitching, moaning, breathing heavier. First thrust feels almost “wrong” in a good way, you see her stretch around it, her face half pain half horny, and then she gets into it. That switch from “this is too much” to “harder” is honestly the hottest part. I wish the game let you be more gentle with her, take it slow and romantic, but it keeps pushing you back toward rougher rhythm and deeper angles, like the game itself is horny and impatient.

The sound helps a lot, even if it is not perfect. Her moans sometimes feel a bit too clean for how messy the sex looks, but there are small breaths and little gasps when the cock hits deep that feel almost too intimate for a porn game. Wet sounds are there, of course, loud enough that I had to lower my volume because my stupid VLC habit made everything louder in browser too. One detail that stuck in my head: when you speed up the rhythm, her voice slightly loses control, she starts making these broken little sounds that sound less like a porn scene and more like someone really getting fucked hard. I didn’t expect that. I’m more of a “vanilla, lights off, soft kissing” person, so the whole huge dick, huge tits, Jill being turned into fucktoy vibe is a bit too much for my normal taste. But at the same time, there is something very honest in how shameless it is. No zombies, no saving the world, just Jill Valentine pinned, filled, sweating, breasts bouncing, big areolas shining with sweat, taking it again and again because that is the whole point. I kept wishing for one small cuddle scene after, just a quiet moment, but this game is not here for that. It wants you focused on her body, her cleavage, that thick cock pushing in, and the small changes in her voice when she finally stops pretending to be the tough S.T.A.R.S. officer and just moans like a slut.