Dimitrescu's Lewd Castle feels like someone took all the horny fanart of Lady D that people were posting on Reddit and just stitched it together into an interactive fever dream. In a good way. Mostly. You wander into this gorgeous, rotten aristocrat nest, and the game does not pretend you are anything except fresh meat. The whole thing leans hard into that tall, slow, predatory vibe she has in Resident Evil, only here the camera does not give you mercy. Her tits and ass are always framed like the real main characters, and sometimes it is funny how transparent it is. One second you are supposed to feel trapped in this gothic horror mansion, next second your face is inside a ridiculous amount of cleavage that looks like it is about to suffocate you on purpose. I liked it, but I also kind of rolled my eyes, which is exactly the tone the game lives in: aroused and slightly annoyed.

What surprised me is how it actually treats femdom as more than just a couple of “kneel” lines. You get these moments where she plays with you like a toy, testing how far she can push humiliation and fear, and the game quietly tracks your reactions with small choices that do not look important at first. Refuse her once and she laughs at you, try to be brave and she grabs your face like you are a glass she might drop when bored. Sometimes saying the “wrong” thing does not give a game over, it just shifts how hungry she looks next time she pins you to a wall. The horror side is not super scary, but it uses tension in a way that actually supports the porn. Long corridors where nothing happens, then you hear her heels behind you and you remember she can pick you up with one hand. The vampire angle also lets them play with blood in a way that is weirdly sexy and then weirdly gross. There is one scene with her lips stained red, and it is ambiguous what is blood and what is something else, and honestly I had to pause and stare like some art critic with my dick out.

The game is clearly in love with her body. Every shot is about how tall she is, how easily she dwarfs you, how her boobs look like they could knock you out if she just leaned too fast. There is this one moment where she sits on a throne and casually pulls you between her thighs, and the camera stays low, almost submissive, watching her look down at you like a pet. It is not subtle. It also throws in that typical “milf from hell” vibe, where she talks like a strict noble mother punishing a child, only the punishment has your cock involved. Sometimes the writing stumbles and sounds like someone who watched too much hentai in one night, some lines are pure porn cheese, but then she drops a quiet insult that cuts way deeper, like she knows exactly how small you feel under a woman like this. I actually appreciate that it is rough around the edges. You can tell it is a horny project first, refined product second, and that gives it this dirty fanfiction energy that fits a corrupted castle full of tall, perfect monster women who only see you as a snack. Not even a full meal.

Halloween clearly drives Mr Pinku wild if he went through the trouble of creating this wicked scene to celebrate it. Even if you’re not head over heels for Halloween, there’s still a damn good reason to jump into this game - you’ll find Jill Valentine and her unexpected partner from the Resident Evil universe right in the mix. For anyone who loves Halloween and also digs Resident Evil.

You’ll dive into a bizarre contest of tales alongside Jill and her companion that’s all about guessing cards. The mechanics might sound simple, but don’t be fooled - you’ll be riding a rollercoaster of funny, frightening, and steamy scenes. Each turn drips with tension and dirty fun as you guess your way through the madness.

This game blends the chilling atmosphere of Halloween with risqué Resident Evil spoofs. Jill Valentine’s presence adds a strong dose of familiarity mixed with shocking twists, especially when coupled with her strange new partner who brings his own flair to the chaos.

Visuals and storylines push boundaries with hilarious and seductive touches, making sure you stay hooked from start to finish. Whether it’s the jump-scares or the smoldering looks from Jill, this game knows how to keep you on edge and craving more.

Resident Evil lovers looking for a spicy parody with a card game spin won’t want to miss this.

Get tangled up in this unique blend of card guessing, creepy vibes, and steamy Resident Evil parodies - you won’t regret it.

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Jill shows up here already in trouble, no setup, no long intro, just straight in the middle of a very bad day for her. She is chained up in that classic dirty lab / sewer mix that every Resident Evil fan kind of recognizes but also knows is totally wrong here. Official Jill is out there shooting zombies, this Jill is just trying not to break in half while some huge dripping monster is rearranging her insides. The game really doesn’t pretend to be anything else. You click those little white arrows at the bottom and it feels like you’re flipping through different “oh fuck” stages of her torture-session-turned-sex-scene. One second she is just getting pounded from behind, next arrow and suddenly the thing is deeper, rougher, more sloppy, and her face changes from “I can’t believe this” into this forced, shivering pleasure that she absolutely did not ask for. It’s that specific kind of fantasy where consent is not in the room at all, and the camera is way too close to ignore every detail: spit on her tongue, her boobs bouncing hard, that wet sound when the monster pulls out then slams back in.

I got stuck for a while just replaying one single loop where she’s pressed against the wall, arms pulled back, ass up, and the monster is just slamming into her at a stupid speed. There is this tiny moment where her eyes roll up and her mouth hangs open like she is about to scream, but what comes out feels more like a moan she is trying to swallow. It lasts maybe one second and it completely sells the whole “she hates this, her body doesn’t” vibe. Then you hit the arrow, and now he is stretching her even more, and you think “ok that has to be max” but no, another click and suddenly you’re watching her belly bulge slightly with each thrust. Honestly it is a bit too much sometimes, like the animators really wanted to show off how deep the monster is going, but after a while your brain stops complaining and just enjoys the filth. The only thing that annoyed me was how easy it is to miss one of the positions if you spam-click too fast; it jumps from “normal rough” to “absolutely destroying her” and then back, and you’re like, wait, where did that angle with her legs locked around his waist go. But then you see the final loops where she’s covered in sticky white mess, panting, body twitching, and you forget you were trying to be systematic at all. It feels less like a game and more like an interactive porn clip for people who grew up secretly staring at Jill’s original RE3 outfit and thinking, yeah, this needs a monster behind her.

In the thick of a zombie apocalypse, Jill fights to hold her ground. But this time, survival isn’t just about shooting and running - it’s a twisted game of timing, strategy, and seduction. You must decide when and where to send your zombies, aiming to break through Jill’s defenses.

Not all zombies are equal - pick the right ones to exploit openings and increase your odds. The clock ticks mercilessly as you plan your assault - unleash too soon, and she will push back; wait too long, and your chance slips away. This deadly dance demands sharp tactics and perfect timing to finally overpower Jill.

The horror deepens with elements of domination and raw desire as zombies close in relentlessly on Jill's defenseless form. Your strategy must balance horror with temptation, leveraging every chance to blur the lines between fear and forbidden pleasure. Whether Jill resists or succumbs depends entirely on how cunning and ruthless your attacks become

Dive into a grim world blending Resident Evil’s iconic horror with a tower defence challenge that tests your wits and darker cravings. Force meets strategy as you manage your zombie forces against Jill’s fierce resistance. There’s no room for mercy here - only cold calculation and the thrill of finally breaking through.

Manipulate your ravenous horde to flood Jill’s defenses and experience an unholy blend of fear, logic, and lust.

Choose your strategy. Command the terror. And see if anyone - or anything - survives when the zombies finally reach Jill.