Naruto: Trials of Menma throws you into this weird, horny side corner of Konoha where everything feels familiar and wrong at the same time. You’re Menma, like Naruto’s shadow version, not just a reskin, more like the dev’s excuse to mess with the cast without ruining canon too hard. It’s a visual novel with 3dcg scenes that look way better than I expected from a browser game, especially when the camera gets too close to Sakura’s chest or Hinata’s shy face turning bright red. The story pretends to care about shinobi politics and secrets in the Leaf, but honestly the real “hidden truths” are like: who’s secretly dripping for Menma, and how far can you push them with a mix of teasing, groping, and that slow corrupting vibe. One moment you’re in a semi-serious talk about missions with Naruto Uzumaki, next moment you’re alone with Sakura in some hallway, pressing her up against the wall, her pretending she hates it while her thighs twitch. The game loves that line where the girls act offended and still don’t pull away.

The way each girl is handled feels different. Sakura Haruno is all attitude and fake resistance, snapping at you, calling you an idiot, then freezing up when your hand stays on her ass one second too long. I had one scene with her in the hospital where she’s “checking your injuries” and the camera is definitely not focused on the bandages. You can push, grope her a little too obviously, and the animation sells it when her body leans into your touch for just half a breath. Hinata Hyuga is like soft porn weaponized. She can’t make eye contact, fidgets with her fingers, the classic shy girl thing, but the game lets you be cruelly patient with her. There’s a training ground scene where she trips, lands basically in your lap, and instead of jumping away she just sort of trembles while you slide your hand up her thigh. The teasing there is slow, almost painful, like you’re drawing circles on her skin and she’s waiting for you to go higher, but she can’t ask. In contrast, Ino is more predatory and it’s hot as hell even when it makes no sense. She leans on you, smirks, calls you “Menma-kun” like she already decided you’re her toy, then somehow she’s the one getting pinned and groped, pretending she let you win. That flip happens too fast, but her smug face melting into something needy hits just right.

What surprised me is how being a male protagonist that isn’t Naruto changes the whole mood. You’re not the goofy hero, more like this darker mirror walking through Naruto Shippuden vibes but twisted. Talk to Naruto himself and you almost forget it’s an adult game, then ten minutes later you’re sneaking around Konoha, hunting for a moment alone with Hinata while she’s technically still “his” crush. It feels deliciously wrong, like cheating in a story that never belonged to you. The animated bits are short but they focus on exactly what you want: a hand sliding under Sakura’s skirt, Hinata flinching as fingers graze her panties, Ino pressing your hand tighter on her own chest instead of pushing it away. Sometimes the pacing is a bit off, like you jump from mild flirting to full-on groping in the same dialogue chain, and I honestly got annoyed by one line that kept repeating in different scenes, like the writer forgot they used it already, but then Hinata’s tits bounce in that shy breathing animation and my brain just forgives it. It’s not subtle, not perfect, and the tone jumps from dark, almost villain-like stuff to goofy parody, then straight into horny grinding in a blink. Somehow that messy energy fits Menma’s whole thing. You’re walking around in Naruto’s world, but all your choices smell like lust and bad intentions, and every girl you meet ends up as another canvas for your hands and your dick, whether it takes gentle teasing or rough groping to get there.

Teddy’s story here starts like some cheap sci‑fi porn fanfic that someone wrote half drunk, but it kinda works. You’re trapped in this virtual world thing, watching this orphan kid who got adopted by Sofia and Bob, and very fast it stops feeling like “oh poor boy” and turns into “ok this dude is going to fuck his way through every problem”. The game plays out like a visual novel that really, really likes MILFs and slow burn corruption. Not the subtle, artsy kind. More like Sofia leaning over in a low top, pretending she’s just being caring, while her tits are basically their own characters, and Teddy trying not to stare but the dialogue choices are like: “stare more”, “stare a lot more”, “pretend you’re not staring but still stare”. You click, things move, stuff jiggles, and suddenly you’re not caring about the mystery group that captured you at all.

Sex is not instant, which pissed off some guys in the poll I did, but a lot of us kinda enjoyed the teasing. You get that static VN framing, but then scenes flip into these short animated loops that kick in during stripping or blowjob stuff, and it actually gives some weight to the build up. When Sofia unbuttons her blouse the first time, it’s not just a CG swap, she does this slow, half‑guilty undress animation, turning away like she knows it’s wrong but also likes the attention from Teddy. That bit felt pretty hot. Same with the big ass shots when she bends over the couch, pretending to clean. There’s this “I know what I’m doing, but I’ll act innocent” vibe, classic corruption fantasy, and the writing tries to keep that weird line where everyone lies to themselves while you push them deeper into sex. Scenes can cut from kind of wholesome to “ok, now she’s on her knees giving a sloppy blowjob” in like three clicks, which sounds harsh but somehow fits the tone the dev is going for.

I had some small annoyances too. Text pacing jumps around. One scene Sofia is all shy and “oh Teddy, that’s not appropriate”, and then in the next event she’s grinding on him like she’s been a closet nympho for years, no big emotional bridge in between. Also, the virtual world premise with the shady organization in the background is cool on paper, but it sometimes just vanishes while you’re busy watching boobs bounce. Then it suddenly pops back up like “oh yeah, experiment number whatever”, and you’re like, alright, sure, I guess we still care about that. Some choices also pretend to be deep but are just flavor: pick line A or line B, you still end up with Sofia stripping on the bed, tits unleashed, legs spreading, same animation at the end. Still, there was one moment that stuck with me: Teddy sitting on the bed, Sofia next to him, the room quiet, her hand “accidentally” on his thigh. There’s a pause in the text, nothing moves, and you can almost feel that point where she stops being his safe adoptive mom and turns into the woman he’s going to fuck. That little shift, right before the clothes drop, is where the game actually hits its best kink.

Love makes people stupid here, in a good and very trashy way. The game throws you straight into a guy who is so obsessed and so ready to humiliate himself for affection that it almost feels sad, then five seconds later you are staring at a girl slowly pulling her panties down in her room, thinking, yeah ok I get it. It is not subtle. The story just keeps pushing this idea that he will do anything, swallow his pride, let himself be used, just to get closer to these women who clearly know how to play with him. And the camera is like a creep with a VIP pass, always hiding behind half-open doors or fake “accidental” angles while you watch them undress, shower, touch themselves and act like nobody is looking. Of course someone is looking. You. That is the whole point.

What surprised me a bit is how slow it starts, but not boring slow, more like teasing slow. There is this scene where the main girl is lying on the couch on her phone, tight shorts halfway eaten by her ass, and the protagonist is pretending to talk about something serious, but the camera is practically counting every curve of her cheeks. She stretches, her shirt rides up, those heavy tits bounce just a little, and you can almost hear his brain shutting down. Nothing “big” happens there, no sex, no kissing, just this lazy, cruel teasing where she knows exactly what she is doing. I actually paused the game and opened Telegram to complain to a friend out of habit, then realized I have no friend who would get why that stupid couch scene turned me on more than the later blowjob. And yeah, the blowjob itself is there too, with spit, tongue, that wet sound that you pretend you hate but you don’t. She holds eye contact, he tries to keep some dignity and fails, and you just watch like the little pervert the game assumes you are. Then she smiles after, wipes her lips with the back of her hand and acts like it was no big deal, and something about that casual attitude makes it more dirty than full-on porn.

Sex scenes hit hard, even when they are kind of predictable. There is basic stuff, dick inside, moaning, creampie, nothing crazy or fetish zoo. But the way they build into it feels personal. You watch her playing with herself first, rubbing slow, pressing her thighs together because she “can’t wait for him”, but also makes him wait. The guy is peeking from the door, breathing heavy, and you keep thinking: if she turns, if she sees him, is it game over or game start. When the actual fucking comes, they like putting the camera under the body, so you see her big tits swing in his face, or her ass pounding into his hips while he grips tight like he is scared to let go. It is pretty raw. There is one scene where he finally gets to cum inside, after all this begging and favors and emotional blackmail, and you can feel this mix of victory and “oh shit what did I just do”. She squeezes him, keeps him inside while it leaks out, and acts almost tender for two lines, then goes back to her playful bully mood. I wish the story stayed a bit more pure, less “I will debase myself for any pair of boobs that smiles at me”, but I still kept clicking, telling myself I am here for romance, while watching her ride him with her tongue out like some horny demon. So yeah, if you like quiet moments where you watch a girl slowly pull her top over her head and her big tits just drop free, then ten minutes later she is bouncing on his lap and moaning in his ear about how full she feels, this thing sort of gets it.

Guy is basically the type who thinks with his dick first and his heart second, and the game never really pretends otherwise. You follow this one male lead who keeps telling himself he’s doing everything “for love”, but half of what he does looks more like “for the chance to stare at her tits a little longer”. Which, to be fair, the game rewards constantly. The camera is obsessed with curves. Not just big boobs, but that slow pan along the side of a breast when she’s leaning over the sink, or the way her ass jiggles a bit when she’s pretending she doesn’t notice you staring through the half open door. Sometimes it feels like the dev is less interested in plot and more in catching that one perfect angle of her bending to pick something up. And honestly? It kind of works. Not always. But mostly. It calls itself a kinetic thing, and it really means it. No real choices, you just ride through his story while he slips deeper into this harem mess. One moment he’s shy about jerking off to the girl in the shower through a fogged glass partition, next moment he’s balls deep in her, swearing he’ll “take responsibility” while her legs lock around his waist. Emotional growth, apparently.

Story keeps pretending it’s about sacrifice and loyalty and doing “anything for love”, but then five minutes later he’s got his cock in another girl’s mouth and you realize, ok, this is actually about how far you can stretch the word love until it just means “I wanna fuck all of you and somehow keep you all happy”. The voyeur stuff is all over. There’s this repeated bit where he walks past a bedroom and lingers way too long in the doorframe, watching her touch herself, fingers sliding between her thighs while she quietly whimpers his name, even though she thinks he can’t hear it. That scene loops in your head after. Not because it’s complex writing or something, but because the sound of her wet fingers, that little slick rhythm, is timed too perfectly with the way her hips lift. Later on, when he finally goes down on her, you recognize the same angle from the earlier spying scene, only now his tongue is in the shot instead of her hand. Little visual echo like in manga when a panel composition repeats on purpose. Sometimes the faces look a bit stiff at weird angles, especially side profiles during oral, like their cheeks forget how muscles work. It bothered me for two seconds and then she swallowed his load, opened her mouth to show the leftovers, and my brain stopped complaining.

Sex acts ramp, but not in a straight line. One girl gets teased forever. Long sequences of him grazing her nipple over her shirt, pulling his hand away right before she begs, then casually pressing his hard-on against her ass in the kitchen while pretending he just needs to squeeze past. Another girl basically goes from flirty hugs to creampie in the same evening, on a couch that looks way too small for the giant tits she’s carrying. Penetration shots like to linger. You see the head push in, her walls stretching, her toes curling. There’s this one vaginal scene where her legs are over his shoulders and the camera sits almost behind her, so you mainly see the curve of her ass and his cock thrusting in from below. It’s oddly intimate and kind of clinical at the same time, like an anatomy study made by a horny med student. And because everything is on rails, you can’t “fail” anything, you just watch as more girls get pulled into his orbit, each with their own way of moaning his name when he finally fills them. The harem aspect is less about drama and more about “how many different pairs of big tits can we line up around this one idiot’s life,” which is strangely honest. Not elegant, not trying to be art. Just a straight shot of voyeur fantasy where you never really have to be a good person, only good at making them come.