Crossunder Academy looks at you and goes, “yeah, you’re the new kid, you don’t know shit, but here, have power anyway.” You roll in thinking it’s just another school VN with some tits glued on, and then they throw you into the Student Council and suddenly you’re the class president, fake tie, fake responsibilities, and very real chances to fuck half the campus if you don’t screw it up. It starts tame, like a dating sim pretending to be serious: club budgets, school events, that kind of filler. Then you figure out every boring “proposal” conversation is basically foreplay. The shy club rep who wants more money for “equipment” leans over your desk a bit too far, blouse a little too tight, and you’ve got the classic choice pop-up: act professional, tease her, or slide right into horny territory and test how far she’s willing to go to get that funding. You know which one you click. Don’t lie.

The fun part is how it mixes the puzzle feeling with porn without turning into some clicker trash. You’re not matching gems or anything stupid like that, you’re juggling scenes. Say the wrong thing to one girl and she gets jealous when you’re alone with her teacher later, and suddenly that nice slow blowjob under the desk becomes “sorry, I can’t, people will talk.” Say the right thing and the same teacher is on her knees, glasses fogged up, working your cock like she’s grading on a curve. Some routes feel like you’re solving a horny jigsaw puzzle with horny pieces. You’re planning event schedules while secretly thinking, “ok, if Hermione-clone student nerd and that thick aunt-looking lunch lady are both there, can I push them into some exhibitionist shit?” and sometimes the game actually lets you pull it off. There are moments where the camera settles into POV and it’s just you, her big tits pressed right into the frame, your cock between them for a messy titfuck, and the sound design goes from cartoony to “oh, someone actually cared here.” Then next scene a different girl is doing this ahegao face like she’s auditioning for a meme compilation and it almost kills the mood, but you keep clicking because, well, creampie counter is not going to fill itself.

It leans hard into the fantasy faculty and campus girls archetypes. You’ve got the prim bookworm who clearly wants to be ruined in the library after hours, the fake innocent student council girl who’s absolutely into groping behind closed doors, the curvy “tradwife” type who talks about cooking and chores while riding you raw, and that one busty older woman that might as well have “MILF” written on her forehead. Half the time you’re trying to act like a respectable president in meetings, half the time you’re lining up which corridor to “inspect” so you can corner someone and see how far she’ll go if the hallway cameras are “mysteriously” off. There’s teasing everywhere, a little too much sometimes: she’s in your lap, skirt hiked up, grinding on you, moaning in your ear about how wrong it is in a school setting, and the scene still stalls until you pick the right dialog line before it lets you finally push inside. When it does click though, the game doesn’t flinch: deep throat, sloppy oral, thick ass bouncing in your lap, cum inside, cum outside, cum on her face while she’s making that stupid cross-eyed expression. It’s messy, a bit goofy, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes clunky as fuck, but it feels like an actual degenerate school fantasy where your choices matter just enough to make you paranoid you missed one more filthy route.

It’s weird how this game starts like it wants to be romantic, and then ten minutes later it’s already elbow-deep in pure dirty chaos. One minute Violet’s giving you that look like she’s pretending to be shy, the next she’s dragging you somewhere private and asking if you’ll “watch her with someone else.” I swear it caught me off guard even though the tags should’ve warned me. There’s a sense the dev probably reads too much late-night fanfic because somehow Rangiku shows up, then Tsunade, and none of it makes any sense story-wise but it *works*, in that guilty way where your brain says “nah” but your hand’s already on the mouse. The animation’s smoother than expected - especially that ridiculous scene with Fubuki teasing you through a half-open door, talking about her “training schedule” like that explains anything.

Anyway, what actually surprised me was how human some of the writing feels when it stops trying to sound like porn dialogue. Like there’s this one quiet bit after the whole netorase mess where Eric just sits, pissed off and turned on at the same time. It’s clumsy, messy, hot - exactly how that sort of fantasy should feel. But then it immediately ruins the mood by throwing in a crossover cameo from Makima, who literally does not care about continuity and just starts talking about control mid-blowjob. Still, that kind of randomness is what makes it addictive; you never know if the next click is gonna bring soft moaning or someone getting their ego destroyed. Kinda like browsing old adult forums again - half cringe, half fascination.

Oh, and whoever coded the exhibitionism scenes deserves a medal. The one with Violet teasing you in public while pretending to check her phone, yeah - that’s burned into my brain. There’s something slightly broken about the transitions, though I almost prefer it that way; it makes it feel less scripted, more like stumbling into something you shouldn’t see. I keep telling myself I’m done with it, then remember there’s still that hidden route with Tatsumaki and bam - back again, no shame left to lose.

Nobody really plays a porn parody like this for “deep lore”, but this one actually tries to tell how the whole little superhero squad even forms before you start fucking your way through them. It starts slow, with you as this awkward, horny student who is way too into science and way too distracted by tight tops and leggings. One scene you’re pretending to care about some nerdy lab project, next thing you’re staring at Honey Lemon’s titties bouncing while she leans over a beaker and “accidentally” presses up against you. The game sort of treats being a genius as foreplay, which honestly fits.

Stuff escalates in a really stupid, funny way. Your “gifted” brain gets noticed, then suddenly you’re in the orbit of these super girls, each one a walking fetish pulled straight out of Big Hero 6 and The Incredibles. Violet shows up all shy and nervous, hugging her books, but the CGs have her in that clingy top that you know Pixar was secretly horny about. She keeps doing that thing where she wants to be invisible but also keeps bending over at angles that would break a normal spine. Then you have Helen Parr just walking into the story and the game basically screams “THICC” without saying it. There’s a moment where she’s pretending to be serious and mature, talking about responsibility, while your eyes are just locked on her ass stretching the fabric. The scene lets you scroll through a couple of angles and yeah, I looped that part. More than once. Gogo Tomago’s whole deal feels different. She’s got this tough biker energy, always annoyed, talking like you’re wasting her time, but then the CG hits you with her in this body-hugging suit where the thighs are pure art. The writing actually has her teasing you in a really dry way, like “You sure you’re a hero and not just a pervert?” and you’re just there clicking “continue” praying the next image has less clothes. It all pretends to be about building a team, testing tech, forming strategies, blah blah, then in the middle of a “training session” Honey is basically grinding on you under the excuse of checking how the “equipment” reacts under stress. Very scientific. The humor is kind of dumb in a charming way. There’s a scene in a classroom where the teacher is explaining some superhero theory and the camera just keeps drifting to Violet’s legs under the desk, like the game itself is horny and can’t keep focus. Some lines feel like bad fanfic, then suddenly you hit one that’s legit funny, like when someone complains about “tight costumes” and Helen just gives this very knowing smile in the CG. The mix of parody and straight up filth actually works. My favorite tiny detail: when Honey texts you on your in-game phone, her messages are this mix of math symbols and thirsty emojis, like she’s trying to hide sexting inside equations. Completely unnecessary and that’s why it slaps. If you want the most out of it, don’t skip the setup scenes. Let the nerd talk play, check every dialogue option before moving on, and take your time with the CG gallery when it opens up. Build up that hunger, then click through each heroine’s route slowly, like you’re actually earning every shot of Helen’s ass and every flustered, blushing Violet close-up. That’s when the game really hits.

Nobody tells you the first thing you see here is just Violet’s tongue disappearing between Helen’s cheeks, like the game already decided what you’re into before you even blink. There’s no warmup, no buildup, no “oh hey, this is your mom, are you sure?” dialog. It’s just straight up daughter nose-deep in her own mother’s ass, like that’s the most normal family dinner ever. And it loops. Over and over. Every time I told myself “ok one more look and I’m done”, my dumb horny brain hit replay again like I was scrolling TikTok, but for fucked up Pixar porn. The faces are the part that really got me though: Violet looks way too into it. That slow, focused movement, like she’s doing homework, not licking her mom’s asshole. You can almost hear her thinking “I’m gonna make you moan, mom” while Helen’s body just relaxes into it, giving up control completely. It’s wrong on every level and somehow that just makes it hotter. And worse. And still hotter. I hated how much I loved it, then loved that I hated it.

What surprised me is how intimate it feels for something so simple. There’s no huge camera spin or crazy quick cuts, just that tight framing on Helen’s ass and Violet’s face sliding in and out of view. You start noticing little things. The way Helen’s hips twitch the tiniest bit when Violet pushes her tongue deeper. The soft curve of her brunnete hair falling forward when she leans in. That smug “I know exactly what I’m doing” vibe from Violet, like she’s been thinking about this for a long time and finally snapped. I spent way too long just staring at the rhythm of the motion, ignoring everything else on my screen, Discord notifications going nuts while I’m here rewinding animated rimming like a psycho. At one point I caught myself trying to time my breathing with the loop, like it was some cursed meditation app. It’s honestly kinda lazy as a “game”, there’s not much to click or unlock and part of me kept wishing there was at least one variation, maybe Helen reaching back, or Violet pausing to kiss the cheeks before diving back in. But then the brainrot kicks in and you realize maybe the pure loop is the whole point: just endless, taboo, mother-daughter ass worship, no excuses, no plot, no escape button for your conscience. You’ll tell yourself it’s too much. You’ll keep watching anyway.