Remember the voluptuous and fiery redhead Listy from Royal Blade? Every soul in the kingdom fantasized about her, craving to claim her body. But this time, the sly thief had a darker plan in mind.

After the fierce Royal Battle, while Listy basked in her triumph, the thief crept close with a wicked grin. He slipped a potent sleeping potion into her wine, watching her eyelids grow heavy with each sip.

As soon as Listy drifted off, the thief dragged her fragile form into his dark dungeon, shadows swallowing them whole. No one would hear her cries here; only the echoes of raw desire whispered through the stone walls.

Hungrily, he tore off her clothes, exposing her luscious, heavy breasts glistening in the dim light. Next, he slid down her black thong, unveiling the tight, pink core that pulsed with forbidden heat.

His large, throbbing cock sprang free from his trousers, hungry to plunge deep inside her inviting crevices. He ravaged her body like a beast released, pounding her in every tender hole with savage hunger.

The dungeon echoed with their desperate gasps and slaps, a symphony of raw desire and dark domination. Listy, caught between fear and fiery arousal, trembled beneath the thief’s merciless touch.

If you crave games where power, lust, and submission collide in a spicy parody of Queens Blade, this dark tale will drag you in. Will you watch Listy’s fate unfold, or take control and dive into the forbidden pleasures lurking beneath the castle?

Jessica Rabbit in a graveyard full of horny zombies sounds stupid on paper, and somehow that’s exactly why it works. You open the game expecting some lazy parody and then suddenly you’re watching this redhead trophy wife in her tight dress having to “negotiate” with a bunch of rotting creeps to save her idiot rabbit husband. There’s a tiny bit of minigame stuff where you actually have to pay attention with your mouse instead of just clicking through like a zombie yourself, and if you screw it up the scene stalls or changes. I liked that more than I thought I would. It feels trashy in the right way: blink and you miss a blowjob angle, click too late and she’s getting forced into something harsher. The game doesn’t pretend it’s wholesome either. It calls the whole thing what it is: ***, blackmail, and a gangbang in a graveyard, with Jessica more “used” than “romanced”. If you want consent fluff, yeah, you’re in the wrong cemetery.

What really sells it is how they lean into her being this “perfect” big-tit redhead wife who still walks right into a trap because she loves her dumb cartoon husband too much. One second she’s bargaining, next second she’s on her knees with zombie cock in her mouth while another one is already groping her ass and talking about her holes like they’re free real estate. The camera loves her tits almost too much. Every angle finds a way to make them bounce or smear cum on them or squash them together while some dead guy is pounding her from behind. Anal comes in like, “oh yeah, by the way this is happening too,” and suddenly you’re watching her stretched open while she tries to still beg for Roger’s life with a mouth full of undead dick. There’s a bit where you’re just clicking to keep her “cooperating,” and it’s so dumb and simple, but I caught myself trying to get every little variation of how they touch her, how many zombies pile on her, how ruined her makeup gets. I wish they did more weird stuff with the minigame parts, but they won’t. It’s that kind of game: cheap, filthy, fast, and way more focused on watching Jessica get passed around in every position than on pretending you’re playing some deep hentai story. And yeah, it’s called a parody, but honestly, this is probably how half of us imagined her ending up anyway.

Game looks almost too simple when it loads, like some cheap old flash thing you’d find on a random bookmark from high school, and then you realize it’s actually kind of perfect for what it wants to do. One blonde japanese teen, small tits that fit in your palm in that “yeah, this is actually a young body” way, and that ridiculous big cock you’re dragging around the screen like a cursor that got horny. Whole thing is in japanese, text, UI, the little hints too, but it doesn’t really matter, you just poke around a bit and it becomes obvious what each spot does. Tit, pussy, sometimes that little area between where you’re not sure if the game will react or not, and suddenly it does and she lets out this soft moan that sounds almost shy. It’s very first-time energy: she looks nervous, breathing fast, legs kind of tight at the start, and she doesn’t feel like some porn actress, more like an anime girl that accidentally walked into the wrong game.

Music is that cheap lo-fi loop you’d swear you heard on YouTube during a “chill beats to study to” playlist, only here you’re not exactly studying. I just left my Spotify on low and muted the game half the time, then turned it back up when I felt like hearing her voice again. There’s this pleasure bar that sits there like a progress bar for your bad decisions, and it actually changes how you play, because if you rush to push inside too fast the whole vibe feels off. So you end up spending longer just touching her, tracing the tits, teasing the nipples, watching that tiny twitch when you hit the right pixel on her pussy. It would be annoying in another game, here it’s kind of meditative. Sometimes I forgot I was “supposed” to fuck her and just kept edging the bar, like I was trying to perfect some weird combo. Then suddenly I’d slam the cock in and regret it because the animation is rough and a bit goofy, but also hot in a dumb way, like watching low-res porn on a laggy connection and still getting hard.

The best part is how her expression shifts from scared to needy, then back to shy again like she can’t decide if she likes being filled or not. That tight pussy text might as well be real, because visually it sells the idea that you’re stretching someone who hasn’t done this before. It’s a bit messed up, it feels wrong, and yeah, that’s exactly why it works if you’re into that first-time fantasy. I kept aiming my strokes to push the pleasure up before finishing, then on the next run shoved it in early just to see her react more awkward, and both ways felt dirty in different ways. You don’t need to understand a single word on the screen, just follow the small hints and her sounds, and let yourself sync to that slow build. Take it easy, drag the teasing way longer than you think, and when you finally go in, don’t spam click like a maniac. Let the cock stay buried, move just enough, and watch her face more than your own climax. That’s how you squeeze every filthy little second out of this thing.

Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.