Alright, let me tell you about this High School DxD parody that's been floating around - formerly called "Gremory Live" which honestly sounds like some weird livestreaming service but whatever. This thing is basically what happens when someone takes the DxD universe and goes "you know what this needs? More explicit fucking." And boy do they deliver on that promise.

The game throws you into the shoes of some lucky bastard who gets to bang his way through practically every female character from the series. We're talking Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Asia - hell, even Venelana Gremory is in there which is... interesting choices were made. The anal scenes with Kalawarna hit different though, not gonna lie. Xenovia's route gets surprisingly kinky too, way beyond what you'd expect from her character. Actually scratch that, knowing Xenovia it makes perfect sense. Yasaka shows up looking absolutely stacked and ready to drain your soul through your dick. The variety is insane - you've got devils, angels, fallen angels, all ready to get their holes stuffed by the protagonist who somehow has the stamina of a fucking machine.

What really gets me is how they managed to get Mittelt in there acting all tsundere while getting railed. Like girl, we both know why you're here. Grayfia maintains that cold exterior right up until she's moaning like a bitch in heat. The Kuroka scenes are pure feline energy - scratching, biting, the whole nine yards. Momo gets some surprisingly tender moments before things get absolutely filthy. Even Irina shows up twice apparently because why the hell not. Gabriel being all innocent until she's not is chef's kiss territory. Though I gotta say, some of the dialogue feels like it was translated by someone who learned English from hentai subtitles, but honestly that just adds to the charm. It's rough around the edges but when you're balls deep in Sona Sitri, technical polish becomes less important.