Imagine a horny trivia night where every question you answer wrong sends you into a different timeline and every “bonus round” is actually someone riding your dick or your face. That’s kind of how this game feels. One moment you’re this broke nobody in modern time, jerking off at home and trying not to think about how useless you are, then suddenly some crazy AI thing wants to delete the whole universe and now you’re time skipping between a medieval kingdom, a neon sci‑fi hellscape and your pretty normal city, collecting tits, trouble and trauma like Pokémon. Except these Pokémon sit on your face, call you “pet” and make you pay their rent by turning your stats and their holes into profit. The story pretends you’re the chosen one, but you always feel more like the idiot who just happened to be standing closest to the big red button labeled “world ending bullshit, press here.” Somehow that works.

What actually hooked me was how the horny stuff and the “ok I need to actually think” stuff are tangled together. You wanna rail the witch with the huge ass in the medieval castle? Great, but she wants proof you can survive the dungeon first, so off you go, bumbling through corridors, managing your health, trying not to get clapped by monster girls who look like they crawled out of someone’s very specific tags list. One of them literally had you on your knees with her foot on your chest, toes stroking your cock while she messes with your head, whispering that you’re just a toy in her dungeon. It’s half combat encounter, half humiliation fetish and you kind of forget which part you’re supposed to be “winning.” Then in the future era you’re managing a brothel like it’s a fucked up version of Football Manager. You set shifts, choose which girl teases which client, worry about corruption levels, unlock new services, suddenly realize you’ve min-maxed your way into running a time traveling prostitution empire. There’s even that awkward first time thing with one of the virgins in the school arc, where the game doesn’t shy away from it being clumsy and weird before it gets hot. She’s jerking you off badly at first, nervous as hell, then after a few scenes she’s got your cock between her tits, tongue on the tip, making that stupid ahegao face and you’re like “ok, yeah, character development.” And all the while this AI VOID thing is in the background, like a DM who keeps reminding you that the universe is dying while you’re busy getting a sloppy blowjob behind a tavern. Honestly, I came for the big tits and stayed because I was lowkey panicking about breaking the timeline while creampie-ing a princess in public in front of half the city. And yeah, that sentence makes sense if you’ve played it.

This one starts really small and a bit stupid, in a good way. Girl trips, lands on her ass, skirt rides up, and suddenly you’re not sure if you’re supposed to be a gentleman or an absolute creep. It pretends to be all innocent at first, like some clumsy slice-of-life mobile game you open while waiting for Uber, but every little choice you make has that quiet “you know exactly what you’re doing” energy. You’re basically living inside her phone and head at the same time. She’s shy, kind of nerdy, kind of a late bloomer, and the whole world keeps poking at the fact she’s still a virgin. It’s not shouted in your face, it just sits there in the background, like a locked door you keep circling around.

What got me hooked is how ordinary everything feels before it gets dirty. You’re doing normal daily stuff: checking her messages, choosing outfits that are “totally casual” but oops, those shorts are way tighter than she admits; deciding if she pulls the curtains or leaves them half open. That stupid half-open curtain is doing more work than most hentai plots. At one point I had her changing bra in the bedroom while pretending she doesn’t notice some guy across the street clearly staring from his window. The game kind of hangs on that silent moment where she looks at her phone, hesitates, and just keeps undressing. No pop-up “perv choice!” or anything. Just her, the window, and you knowing she’s pretending not to know. It’s way more erotic than the first actual sex scene, which is funny and also not funny at all.

The dating sim parts are weirdly cute and a little messed up. One route I tried, she goes for this “nice” guy from class, does all the normal texting, coffee, study session stuff, and it still turns into you nudging her to send that one photo that’s a bit too much for a first date. No filters, no fancy angles, just her sitting on her bed in an old T-shirt, hand sneaking down inside her panties when she thinks about him. I liked that it doesn’t instantly throw her into hardcore. You see her masturbate badly, like, realistically badly. Fingers fumbling, breathing uneven, she loses rhythm when a notification pops on the screen. It’s horny, but also kind of silly. There is a bathroom scene with her on the floor, back against the tub, phone on the edge of the sink playing some trashy pop song on Spotify, and she’s trying to be quiet while her family is in the next room. That mix of panic and arousal hits hard.

The game likes voyeur vibes a lot. Not just “you watch her”; it flips it around. There is this bus ride where she’s scrolling some cheap hookup app, not even planning to use it, and suddenly she notices her reflection in the window. Short skirt, thighs pressed together. She shifts a bit and realizes the dude behind her might see under the hem if she relaxes her legs. You can make her close them or, you know, not. I left them slightly parted and did nothing else. No big script, no big reward, just a tiny animation of her cheeks flushing and her thumb pausing mid-scroll. That tiny moment is hotter than the later full-on vaginal scene on the couch, where she finally lets someone fuck her slowly and clumsily, losing that “first time” tension while trying not to moan too loud because people are literally in the same house. The couch scene looks good but also feels almost too clean, like the camera is a bit in love with her body and forgets about the awkwardness. I wanted more stuttering, more “wait, it hurts, okay, keep going” stuff. Instead she warms up kind of fast. It works, but it could bite a bit harder.

I also kinda hate how her phone keyboard sound is on by default. Those little clicks while she’s texting something horny break my brain and I still didn’t turn them off. And there’s a part where she’s alone at night, scrolling porn for the first time, looking at other girls getting railed, and she just copies what they do with this slow, careful touch that doesn’t match the hardcore she’s watching. That contrast is really nice. You’re not just pressing a “masturbate” button; you’re choosing if she keeps going when someone walks past the door, or stops and pretends to sleep. I had her continue. Hearing footsteps, her fingers speeding up, her breathing going high and sharp, knowing her family is two meters away and she’s about to cum anyway. It’s fucked up. It’s also exactly why I kept playing on my phone in landscape mode, pretending it’s just another idle simulator. The game knows it, too. It keeps winking at you, then pretending it didn’t.

Mike Oxmaul is the kind of guy you look at and think, “yeah, that dude’s gonna have a normal college life.” Then you play ten minutes and realize, nah, this poor bastard is cursed by the porn gods. He’s short, he’s under-equipped, everyone around him seems bigger, hotter, more confident, and the game just loves to rub it in. Half the time you’re laughing, half the time you’re clenching because the humiliation hits a bit too close.

The setting is standard university stuff at first: dorms, classrooms, clubs, parties, a bit of sandbox wandering where you click around the campus and see who’s available. What makes it hook you is how every little choice you make about Mike’s ego spirals into something filthy. Say the wrong thing to the smug futa roommate and suddenly she’s got him on his knees, making him “prove” he deserves to stay in the room. Pick the cocky option with the tall redhead milf professor and you get this scene where she slowly unbuttons her blouse in her office, sits on the desk, and then laughs when she sees what he’s packing. She still lets him bury his face in her tits, then calls him her “tiny little toy” while he tries not to cum in his pants. It’s mean, but it’s hot, and the game just keeps doing that mix of arousal and bullying.

The sex is all over the place in a good way, and the 3dcg animation actually manages to sell the dirty stuff. There’s a scene in the locker room where Mike is hiding in a shower stall, watching two thick girls share a shower and start playing with each other, and you can either stay quiet and jerk it or “accidentally” knock a shampoo bottle. If you fuck up, they catch him, push him against the tiles, and one of them starts stroking his cock with her feet while the other films it on her phone, laughing at his size, threatening to leak it unless he does exactly what they say. Later there’s a club sequence where a drunk married woman grinds on him on the dance floor, her wedding ring right in your face, and if you go along with it you get pulled into the bathroom for messy cheating sex, her bent over the sink, whispering how her husband could never make her gush like “this little loser.”

The game swings hard between humiliation and actual romance in a way that feels weirdly real. One moment Mike is used as a cum rag in a group scene, taking turns giving sloppy oral and getting painted by bukkake while a crowd laughs at his ahegao face, and then a few events later you’re on a quiet date with a shy classmate who admits she’s still a virgin and kind of into smaller guys. You can actually choose to be gentle, focus on kissing and slow vaginal sex, her clinging to him and whispering his name while he tries not to blow too fast. Or you can lean into corruption, turn her into a needy mess who ends up begging to be creampied in a public place, risking pregnancy because “no one notices us anyway.” That mix of sweet and fucked up gives the story more bite than I expected.

There’s a lot of kink variety buried around the campus and nearby streets. Street corners with girls clearly doing prostitution on the side, where Mike can either pay to be dominated by a tall trans escort who makes him lick her heels and then rams his ass with a toy, or stumble into a cheap quickie behind a bar with a big ass milf who demands a titfuck first, squeezing her lactating nipples all over his face. One of the most ridiculous moments for me was a “study group” that turns into a gangbang when a popular girl decides she’s bored, strips naked, and invites everyone to use her while Mike awkwardly watches. You can have him join in and get lost somewhere between thighs and ass, mostly ignored while the bigger guys pound her, and then she still pulls him in at the end, jerking his pathetic cock until he shoots on her face for the final messy finish.

Pacing is a little weird sometimes. You’ll have this intense anal domination scene where Mike gets pegged by a smug futa who keeps calling him her “practice girlfriend,” sticks a vibrator in his ass and makes him walk around campus, then next thing is a goofy humor bit in a classroom about a stupid group project, like nothing happened. The jokes land more often than not though, especially the self-aware ones. There’s one event where Mike is watching porn on his phone, and the video is basically a parody of the kind of inflated hentai bullshit the game itself is flirting with: huge tits, impossible ahegao, milk everywhere, furry ears, the works. Then his real-life neighbor, this curvy girl with glasses, walks in on him, sees what he’s watching, and quietly asks if he wants to try “something smaller, but real.” That switch from meme-level ridiculous to intimate POV oral, with her slowly licking his shaft and teasing the tip while staring up, made me actually shut up and pay attention.

I also kinda hate how sometimes the teasing never pays off. There’s a footjob scene in a lecture hall where a girl slips off her shoes under the desk, starts grinding his crotch with her toes, and the camera angles are great, you feel every twitch, but then the professor calls Mike to answer a question and it just cuts without a finish. No climax, no punishment, nothing, and the game just moves on like it never happened. It bothered me for way too long, I kept checking the walkthrough and everything, and yeah, it still annoys me. At least the voyeur stuff makes up for it. Creeping around dorm corridors, catching quick looks through half open doors, seeing titfucks, anal, some interracial rough sex where Mike can only watch and jerk, hoping nobody notices him, that stuff is done dirty and right. And when a tall, dominant girl finally drags him out of his hiding spot and makes him strip in the hallway as payback, forcing him to stand there naked while she strokes him by hand and makes him cum in front of a small crowd, you realize the game really understands how to mix shame, lust, and a bit of twisted romance into one messy university fever dream.