Guy drops college life, trades beer pong for actual beer taps, and suddenly he’s back in his old city trying to resurrect his dad’s dusty bar. That’s the base, but the real thing is what happens once he moves in with three women who’ve all known a different version of him. You’re in his skin the whole time, POV heavy, so when you’re peeking around a doorway or getting your hand “accidentally” grabbed and parked on a soft ass, it feels pretty direct. The story pitches itself like a wholesome “follow your dream” thing, then five minutes later you’re watching a MILF in a tight blouse stretch over the counter in front of you, her shirt pulling just enough you can’t concentrate on the dialogue at all. And it is animated, which helps when she slowly bites her lip and gives that half-smirk that screams “I know exactly what you’re staring at.” There’s this early scene in the bar storage room where she’s “teaching” you how to organize stock, but somehow her ass keeps brushing your crotch, and the camera lingers way longer than necessary. She bends to grab a crate and your hand “slips” to her hip, then a bit lower. The game doesn’t even pretend that groping wasn’t intentional, and I kind of respect that lack of shame.

Pacing is weird in a good way. You go from arguing about drink menus and budgets to getting a handjob behind a half-closed door while one of the other women walks past the corridor, close enough you can hear her humming. Voyeur stuff sneaks in slowly. At first you just catch someone in the shower by accident, long wet hair on her back, water running over her ass, your reflection faint in the foggy mirror. Later, you’re standing in the dark hallway on purpose, watching her kneel in front of you, mouth open, spit stringing between lips and shaft while she looks up with that ahegao-light expression, slightly too far, tongue out, eyes losing focus. The romance angle is there, with these little soft scenes where you’re talking about your father and dreams and all that, but then it flips and you’re balls deep in her on the bar counter after closing time, her legs wrapped around you, moaning into your neck so loud you’re sure someone will hear. Anal and creampie don’t show up like some big menu choice, more like “we got carried away” moments: her on all fours in the back office, lube bottle knocked over on a pile of invoices, you pushing into her ass slowly while she clutches the desk and makes that sharp little gasp, then later grinding back on you, begging to feel you explode inside. One of the girls starts out shy and basically virgin, which makes the first time you go down on her kind of sweet and clumsy, but the camera angle is still all about tongue and slick folds and her thighs trembling. Mouth full, your cock smeared with her drool, she chokes a bit, recovers, then forces herself deeper until you unload down her throat and it leaks from her lips. The humor hits in between: dumb bar jokes, porn-level innuendo about “tapping kegs” and “filling up,” and you roll your eyes, but then you’re clicking through them anyway just to get to the part where her face melts in pleasure right before that sticky creampie drips out on the worn wooden floor.

City of Libon looks like one of those chill fantasy hubs from some JRPG at first, pretty trees, long-eared ladies walking around, everything peaceful… then you realize every single elf around you is basically one bad day away from begging you to breed her senseless. The game doesn’t pretend to be classy about it. There’s a curse, nobody’s getting pregnant, and your dick is the only one that still works for baby-making. That’s the whole deal. I kinda respect how direct it is. No hundred lines of lore, no boring “chosen one prophecy”, just “your cum fixes elves, now get to work.” And suddenly you’re having awkwardly funny conversations where everyone is half-flirting, half-treating you like walking fertility clinic.

Meliara, the elf mage who drags you into this mess, is probably going to be the main reason a lot of people stay. She’s got that serious bookworm face, long ears, nice ass that doesn’t match how cold she tries to sound, and she talks to you like you’re a lab rat she’s secretly horny for. It’s hilarious. One second she’s all “this is for serious research” and next thing she’s sitting on your lap, pretending it’s only to measure something “for magical reasons” while your cock is pressed right against her. The story scenes slide into horny moments very fast, but never really feel like someone flipped a switch. You’ll be talking about the curse, she’ll ask you some fake “clinical” questions, and then she’s pumping you with her hand, watching your face like it’s another data point. I liked the small expressions they give her too, like how she tries to stay poker face even with her tongue hanging a bit when she gets that stupid ahegao look mid-creampie. There is one thing that annoyed me: she keeps making these little comments about the city layout and some past war, but the game never lets you actually explore those places. Why mention some forbidden grove if I’m never going to pound someone against a tree there? That thing stuck in my brain way more than it should and then the game just moves on like nothing. Whatever. The actual action makes up for it most of the time. You get choices in dialog where you can be more sweet, more cocky, or just horny and blunt, and it changes how they react in bed later, which is nice. Not like huge “branching story” nice, but enough that when an older elf with thick tits and soft belly leans over a table and you tell her she looks better filled than any wine barrel in Libon, she actually blushes and doesn’t just give generic line. Then again, sometimes you say something rough and the next line feels like it came from another scene, but you kinda just click ahead because the next CG smacks your brain anyway.

Sex-wise, the game is not shy at all. Big asses everywhere, soft bellies, huge tits that actually bounce a bit between frames when you’re fucking them, like those cheap but hot gifs people repost on Reddit. Early on it leans harder on handjobs and teasing, almost like they want you a bit frustrated before you finally get to sink in. I liked that they let the camera sit on the moment your dick pushes in for vaginal for the first time with each girl, there’s something about that tiny pause where you see her stretch around you that hits nice. Creampies are the main event of course, because of the whole fertility thing, so you’re pretty much encouraged to unload inside everyone. It’s not just a “white screen, done” moment either. They show it dripping, they show the elf’s face going from controlled to stupid-happy, sometimes even a little heart popping next to her pupils while she’s doing full ahegao, mouth open, like she just unlocked some new fetish. There’s one scene with a monster girl type, kind of half-elf with weird features, where she rides you so hard your choice is literally “beg her to slow down” or “grab her ass and thrust back like an animal”, and both lead to different animations of you stuffing her full. That one stuck in my head because the angle is low, all you see is her ass slamming down, your cock disappearing inside, and you hear her talk about wanting to “steal all that seed just for myself” while pretending she cares about saving her city. She doesn’t. None of them do. They just want to be bred, and the dating sim talking just makes it funnier, like everyone is trying to put romance and humor on top of pure, shameless breeding kink. It’s messy, it’s not perfect, sometimes dialog feels like it was written half-awake, but it hits that horny brain spot where you keep clicking “next” even when you told yourself you’d stop after one more scene.

DragonDong feels like somebody played too much Skyrim during Christmas week, got horny, opened Nexus Mods and never stopped, then somehow wrapped it all into this weird horny roadtrip where your dick is more important than the Dragonborn’s Thu’um. You’re not just some random dude with a sword, you’re literally the last DragonDong, with a bloodline everyone either wants to worship, ride, or stab. Sometimes all three in the same scene. It starts kind of normal for a fantasy thing, gloomy forests, cold mountains, a village that already hates you on sight, and then suddenly you’re balls-deep in a “sacred ritual” that looks a lot like somebody’s wettest fanfic about nords and magic. POV angles keep jumping between “this is a romance CG” and “okay that’s pornhub angle right there”, especially when the first so-called innocent virgin character shows up pretending she’s all pure while eye-fucking your stats screen more than your eyes.

What surprised me most was that there is actual combat in between all the jerking material. Not deep like Baldur’s Gate or something, but enough to make you care if you picked the wrong class and now get slapped around by a wolf while your brain is still replaying the last blowjob animation. You pick a style early on and it actually changes who lets you stick it in, or at least how the scenes play out. I went for a more smooth-talking style, which turned the early quests into this weird mix of “save the village” and “accidentally seduce half of it” just by picking the flirty options. And then the game hits you with those mini fights where you try to time things and your party can bail you out. It is not super hard, but once you fail a roll because you were half distracted by that last tit bounce, it stings. Gear and gold matter, which is kind of funny in a porn game. You see a new armor piece and instead of thinking defense, you think: “ok, which sex scene is hidden behind this stupid helmet”. Also the reputation stuff quietly messes with you. Be too much of an asshole to one faction and suddenly that cute elf who swallowed you so sweet earlier pretends she barely knows you, while another girl wants you more because you’re now “dangerous”. That shit made me stop skipping dialog for a bit.

Sex scenes themselves are wild in a very specific way. Not super artsy, more like “someone really loved their modded Skyrim folder and knew all the good angles”. There is a lot of oral and POV, especially when they push your character into being more of a legend-in-the-making than just a walking cock. One early romance route has this moment where a girl who is supposed to be a virgin is kneeling in front of you in a ruined temple, hands shaking, trying to act shy, but the camera angle tells you she’s been in four categories on Pornhub already. That scene actually worked on two levels: kind of sweet with the music going softer, then the animation picks up, sounds get louder, and she starts taking you deeper again and again until you forget she even had a backstory. I liked the moans a lot, even if sometimes the voice and animation are half a beat out of sync. You get these small details like clothes sliding off piece by piece instead of a sudden “naked” cut, and that hits harder than the more “epic” dragon plot, honestly. Music is everywhere too, sometimes way too loud, sometimes weirdly perfect. There was this fight in a cave followed by a rougher vaginal scene against a rock wall, and the track in the background sounded almost like something from Witcher Gwent menu, just with more drum. Totally wrong vibe, and somehow it made the whole thing hotter. The game tries to be romantic, then shoves your cock in a priestess’ mouth mid-prayer, then goes back to tragic lore like nothing happened. I kept thinking I’d just fap and close the tab, but instead I kept checking faction bars and affection levels so I don’t screw myself out of some future threesome. And yeah, the affection system can be a bit annoying, a few times I was like “ok, I complimented you ten times already, can you just ride me now” but then when the payoff finally unlocked, it did feel better than some cheap one-off scene. Still, whoever mapped block and confirm to keys that are right next to each other deserves a very slow, unsatisfying handjob. I kept hitting the wrong thing in combat while daydreaming about the next replay gallery run.

Chicago in this game feels dirty in a good way. Not just “oh look, old cars and hats”, but the kind of dirty where you can almost smell cheap whiskey and sex sweat behind a club’s red curtain. You start as this young guy trying to crawl into the local mafia mess, and the story keeps asking you who you really want to be. A smooth talker that smiles while putting a bullet in someone’s back, or a straight up psycho that lets his cock and his gun make the decisions. Half the time I was clicking thinking “ok, this choice is just flavor”, and then suddenly a character hates you forever or opens her legs for you in a later scene because of one thing you said three scenes before. It feels like the game remembers that time you chose to keep your dick in your pants when you could have forced yourself on a drunk hostess, and later she’s the one on her knees, voluntarily, sucking you off in the back room while the band is playing upstairs and her husband is literally guarding the door for you like an idiot.

The older women here are the real treasure. There is a married milf running one of the speakeasies who acts all classy, pearls and perfect hair, but if you play your choices right, you can drag her into her tiny office, sit in her chair like you own the place, and make her kneel between your legs. The animation where she hesitates for half a second, then opens her mouth and you just push her head down, that one got me. She gags on your cock, mascara a bit messy, and you can decide if you treat her like a secret lover or like a convenient whore. It is not some soft romantic blowjob either. Teeth almost scraping, drool on your balls, your hand in her hair while you talk calmly about business with her gangster husband outside the door, planning a robbery. And the game actually lets you be a cold bastard and then go home and jerk off thinking about it, or feel a bit guilty and try to protect her from the mess you pulled her into. There is one path where she calls you in the middle of a big crime deal, crying that her kid might have seen something, and you have to choose between handling the cops or handling your horny conscience. Funny thing, I wanted to be the big bad mobster, but I still found myself sitting there, dick in hand, actually thinking about consequences like some moral philosopher with cum on his fingers.

What surprised me is how often masturbation itself is part of the story instead of just a “you failed, go jerk off alone” scene. Your protagonist can end up back in his shitty room, covered in street dust, replaying the way a club singer licked her lips around her cigarette, and you get this little animated loop of him stroking his cock while the city noises drift in from the window. Or he sneaks into the office early and finds a hidden photo of the boss’s wife, legs half open, and you can choose to jerk off right there on the wood desk, risk getting caught, or keep it in your pocket as blackmail. Maybe I am weird, but that felt more real than some of the actual sex. Also, the crime stuff is not just background. One wrong choice, you blow a deal with the mafia, and suddenly that milf that used to suck you off is pretending she doesn’t know you while you sit in the bar alone, horny and kind of humiliated. The game is horny but also a bit cruel like that. I liked it. I hated it. I kept clicking.

Aiden comes back home like a bad thought you push down and it still crawls up your spine. House looks normal, family looks normal, everyone smiles that tight smile, but you feel this rot under the floorboards. Game just drops you into this tension, no hand holding, no “hero” bullshit. You’re the guy who remembers what they did, what happened with Kasumi, and now you get to decide if you want to ruin them slow, fuck them senseless, or both at same time. It feels less like a classic porn game and more like someone handed you the keys to a very horny, very broken household and said “go on, pull the threads, see what rips.”

Most of the time you’re clicking through scenes, reading the dialogues that start normal then twist into threats, teasing, blackmail. There is this one moment early where you corner a sporty girl in her training outfit, sweat still shining on her legs, and she tries to talk tough. And you just… lean into that male domination vibe the game clearly loves. You push, you say the wrong thing on purpose, and watch her face switch from anger to fear to that confused arousal. When she drops to her knees for a “quick oral fix so you keep quiet,” it doesn’t feel romantic at all, it’s filthy, messy, her lips sliding over your cock while she pretends she hates it. Game loves that kind of scene. Handjob that starts as a bargain. Titfuck that begins like punishment. Stripping that is supposed to be “just for training motivation” and somehow turns into her completely naked, clinging to you, begging you not to tell anyone what she did.

What surprised me is how the choices creep back on you. One time I picked a softer option with Kasumi, tried not to go full psycho, and much later a scene changed where she didn’t fight my touch as hard, like my earlier mercy corrupted her slower instead of snapping her. Another route I went cold, pushed the blackmail angle on every girl in sport uniform I could, turned practice time into my private perverted gym. Big tits bouncing when they run, then bouncing in your lap later while you squeeze them around your shaft. The 2dcg art is not “perfect” and honestly I like it more for that. Some frames feel a bit off, eyes weird, hands strange, but it gives this outsider, fever dream mood that matches the revenge story. Sex is not cute here. It is sloppy titfucks where you grab too hard, oral sex where you force her to keep eye contact, handjobs done in dark corners of the house while someone walks in the hallway. The game keeps telling you “your decisions matter” and usually I ignore that, but here, when a girl you corrupted in the gym shows up later trying to defend you in a family argument, still swallowing your cum on her tongue from the last scene in my memory, it hits different. You’re not just fucking them. You’re twisting them around your fingers, one lie, one choice, one dirty scene at a time.

First impression: it feels like those horny dreams after binging too much Pornhub and falling asleep with your phone on your chest. You’re this guy living a boring, comfy life, and then Claire shows up next door, walking sex with big tits and a ridiculous ass, married to a dude who looks like he skipped all charisma points and put everything into being suspicious. The game kind of teases you at first with this “innocent neighbor” vibe, but the moment she bends over to pick up something in her yard, you know exactly what kind of ride you’re getting on. The twist is that most of the early stuff plays out in dreams. Not just “oh, that was hot” dreams, but these long, vivid, slightly off scenes where the AI art gets weird around the edges sometimes and her body morphs just enough that you blink and go, “Hold on, she didn’t have that much ass one second ago.” It’s hot and janky at the same time. One second she’s sucking you off in the kitchen while her husband is “at work”, and the next second her fingers look like they belong to a monster girl cousin who got lost in the dataset. Somehow that makes it more erotic, because you know there’s some freaky shit under the surface, not just standard housewife porn.

The game really leans into the cheating and mindfuck angle. You’re banging her in your dreams, full-on oral, titfucking, her riding you with her tits slapping in your face, her ass filling half the screen, and it’s all framed like you might actually be the asshole here. Then slowly the blackmail stuff creeps in. At first you just think you’re fantasizing, then the dream-Claire starts talking about things that happened when you were awake. She mentions the exact words her husband used, or the time you peeked at her from the window, and that’s when the line between real and dream starts dissolving. It’s subtle in the worst way: you’re jerking off and suddenly she’s saying “I know you watched me last night” and it feels like your browser tab is watching you back. Later, when you finally get real contact with her, the netorare kicks in properly. The dev clearly hates stable marriages. There are scenes where you’re eating her out while hearing her husband’s voice from another room, or she’s on her knees with your cock in her mouth and her phone on video call with him propped on the table, muted. The game never gives you a clean win either. Even when she’s all over you, there’s always this sense she’s still bound to him somehow, or to someone else, and you’re just the extra dick in her story, not the main one.

What annoyed me, in a good way and in a “I want to bug-report this but also keep playing” way, is how the AI CG occasionally leans too hard into the monster girl energy at random points. You’re going through this intense emotional scene, Claire’s crying, her mascara smeared, her tits out, she’s talking about how trapped she feels, and then the angle shifts and suddenly her hips look like three different drawings stitched together. Or her face shifts just a bit too much between lines, like another version of her is peeking in. It actually matches the whole “dream turning into something else” theme, even though I’m 90% sure it’s just the model losing consistency. There’s also at least one blowjob scene on the couch where the perspective is so off it looks like her throat is connected straight to her chest, but the way her lips wrap around the shaft makes you forgive everything. And the worst part is, the more you notice those glitches, the more it feels like the game is about a guy losing his grip on what’s real, what’s fantasy, and who actually owns Claire: you, her husband, or the dream itself. You’re not the hero. You’re the horny idiot walking deeper into a mess where every orgasm feels amazing and somehow wrong at the same time.

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You play this smug bastard of a writer who thinks he has his life all neat and tidy, until the phone lights up with a name you really should have deleted long ago. That old flame doesn’t just knock on the door, she kicks it open, and suddenly your calm, boring, “grown-up” routine turns into this messy mix of late-night texts, wet fantasies and absolute moral car crash. The game doesn’t hold your hand at all. One moment you’re playing the nice guy, the sweet talker who actually listens, the next you’re saying something cold that even makes you stare at the screen like “wow, I’m an asshole” and still you click it. And the thing is, the game reacts. You feel it when you push too hard, when you play too soft, when you pretend you don’t care but then you’re jerking off alone in your apartment while thinking about her, or her sister, or that scene in the hallway where you could have just walked away but yeah, you didn’t.

The sex doesn’t come flying at you right from start, it builds up in this teasing way that feels like those conversations you have on Telegram when you both act innocent but the typing pauses are way too long. You see her on screen in clothes that are totally normal but you already know they are coming off later, and the 3D models sell it pretty well, even when some faces go slightly weird if you stare too long. Whatever, you’re not here to inspect her eyebrows. You’re here because when she kneels in front of you and you’re choosing if your character says something filthy or stays quiet and just grabs her hair, you feel that tight little “oh shit” in your gut. The blowjob scenes are actually animated, not those static images pretending to be movement, and there’s this nice detail when she looks up with her mouth full, eyes watering a bit, that makes it feel rude to click away. Vaginal scenes hit hard too, especially the more taboo ones where you’re absolutely not supposed to be doing that, not in that house, not with that person, and still you’re pushing in while some innocent excuse plays in the background like “we should stop” and you just don’t.

What really got me is how the game lets you decide what kind of pervert you want to be. Are you the guy who secretly watches her change through a half-open door, playing with yourself in the shadows, hand moving in sync with her bra hook? Or do you push her against the window like you want the whole neighborhood to see the way her tits press on the glass while you slam into her from behind, giving that pure exhibition vibe? You can skip stuff you’re not into, but honestly, I kept telling myself “nah, I won’t check that route” and then two clicks later I’m back, watching a different version of the same room, same girl, different attitude. Soft kisses turning into spit and messy handjobs, or cold, almost clinical masturbation where your character is alone, replaying what happened earlier, his cum ending all over the phone screen while her picture is still open. Some of the dialogue gets a bit stiff here and there and sometimes a facial expression doesn’t match the text at all, but the moment she slides down on you, slowly, taking you inside inch by inch while she tries to stay quiet because someone else is nearby, you forget that tiny stuff. The game knows exactly what it’s doing when it lets you choose: be tender, be cruel, be weak, be horny to the point of losing all sense. And before you realize, you’re not even thinking as “the protagonist” anymore. You’re just that writer bastard, making one bad, hot decision after another, pretending you’ll go back and fix it on another run, but you know you won’t.

Ryuko shows up at Honnoji again like she just rage-quit the anime and reloaded a horny save file. Uniform barely counts as clothing, hips already picking a fight with gravity, and she just walks into this “purest girl” sex tournament that Satsuki cooked up like it’s totally normal school life. I mean, in this place detention probably just means you’re tied up, on your knees, being used as a demonstration tool for “proper discipline” in front of the class. And yeah, Satsuki is even worse here than in the show. She doesn’t just talk about purity and resolve. She makes girls prove it with their mouths, with their asses in the air, with their faces pushed into the academy floor while everyone watches. If you’re into female domination, this game is basically that moment she steps on everyone’s pride… except now it’s your tongue she’s using like a throne cushion.

What I really like is when the game shifts from “fight” to “okay now you’re pinned and horny as hell” in one click. You’re doing this sexfight thing, thinking “haha parody, funny,” then suddenly Ryuko is on top of some poor schoolgirl, yanking her panties to the side, grinding down until you can almost hear fabric burn. The options pop up and you’re stuck choosing between humiliating finishers like making the girl cum just from spanking or forcing her to lick your boots in front of the other students. One scene really hit me: Satsuki stands on the balcony like a queen of bad life choices, announcing the next match, and the loser has to masturbate for the whole arena, no covering, no mercy. She stares them down with that icy “you’re nothing” look, and the text goes into detail about fingers slipping, thighs shaking, humiliation melting into desperate arousal. It’s that kind of vibe where the blackmail doesn’t stay subtle for long. “Serve the president or I show everyone this recording” quickly turns into “you’re going to swallow every drop and thank me for the chance.” The game is kinda mean in the best way.

Also, I’m still laughing how the story acts like this sex tournament is a totally serious way to “heal family bonds.” Ryuko is trying to reach her sister’s heart, and the game’s answer is “sure, but first, get naked and ride half the academy until they break.” Sometimes the pacing gets weird, like you go from heavy emotional shit about Satsuki’s trauma straight into Ryuko getting smothered in a brutal yuri oral scene, face soaked, hands tied, the crowd chanting. It shouldn’t work, but it kinda does, because Kill la Kill was always horny chaos anyway. There’s this one bit where you’re given the choice to humiliate Ryuko by forcing her to masturbate in the same schoolgirl uniform she hates so much, in a classroom full of girls who only pretend to respect her because they want Satsuki’s attention. It hits that cruel lesbian angle really well. And when Satsuki finally turns that cold gaze on Ryuko herself, leans in, grabs her chin, and talks about “purity” while her fingers slide under the skirt instead of the collar… yeah, that scene alone is worth getting teased, used, and wrecked by every other girl on the ladder.