It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.

Not even sure why I clicked on that thumbnail, maybe boredom or curiosity, but this thing went way further than I expected. It’s weird how they made Samus look both powerful and humiliated at the same time - like she’s still that cold bounty hunter under all the mess, but the game keeps pushing her into situations that feel filthy in a way that’s almost hypnotic. You start thinking you’re just clicking through another cheap parody, then suddenly you’re adjusting sliders for things you didn’t think you’d ever have control over. There’s something so wrong about it, yet it’s done with a confidence that makes you forget to question it. I don’t even know if that’s good or bad.

The controls are clunky sometimes, especially when you try to switch between the toys - the physics go crazy, and I laughed instead of getting turned on. But then again, when the tentacles start moving in sync with her breathing, that laughter dies real quick. The sound design is grossly effective: too wet, too close, like someone’s recording from inside her throat. I kept muting it and unmuting again because silence felt even dirtier. The “pee” option caught me off guard; I thought it was a joke setting until I saw how detailed the animation was. Maybe too detailed. And the cake thing? I still don’t get it, but it sticks in your head like a smell you can’t wash off.

I guess what hits hardest is how the game doesn’t pretend to be anything noble. It’s pure control fantasy, ugly and honest. Sometimes she looks back at the camera and there’s this flicker - maybe shame, maybe pleasure - and I can’t tell which one turns me on more. The UI is garbage, but you end up forgetting about it, just lost in rhythm and skin and that awful metallic echo when she moans. I closed the tab, opened it again ten minutes later, and hated myself slightly less the second time.

This one feels like someone took that old “character creator” screen from a dating sim, said “fuck it, this is the whole game now,” and then actually made it horny enough that I kept tabbing back to it while pretending to answer Slack messages. It starts super simple: you land in the browser, no bullshit, and you’ve got this clean layout with eight girls lined up up top as little icons. Blond, redhead, that kind of basic porn archetype set, but once you start poking at the customization you realize it’s not just “change hair color, done.” I spent way too long on one blonde, just cycling outfits and tiny tweaks until she hit that perfect “girl next door who absolutely doesn’t act like it when your door closes” vibe. There’s this moment where you swap from a casual top to something tighter, drag the sliders a bit, then flip the view to the sex scene button and suddenly she’s on her knees, looking right at you, and it hits different because your brain goes: I made this mess.

Once you start playing with the positions the whole thing gets dirtier fast. You’ve got four of them, laid out as these simple icons, and each one just shifts the whole energy. The POV one is the best for me: you’re basically in the guy’s body, she’s between your legs, hands on your thighs, and when you tell her to go down, the angle puts her eyes locked on you. The blowjob animation isn’t super fancy, but it has that jerky, messy porn feel that somehow works better than overpolished stuff. There’s this little detail where you switch from a tame outfit to lingerie and suddenly the titfuck view does more for you, because now her boobs are spilling around you and the camera sits low so it’s just her chest, her mouth, and that wet sound effect looping. When you hit the facial option, it snaps straight to her staring up, cum dripping down her lips, and it’s way too easy to sit there and just swap between girls like some horny Pokémon team. Blonde, facial. Redhead, cumshot on her chest. Switch back to POV and run it again. I caught myself muttering “one more” like I was queueing another match in Valorant.

It’s kind of funny because the game is stupidly straightforward, but that’s exactly what makes it feel dirty in a good way. There’s no fake storyline, no “you are the chosen hero” crap, just: pick girl, dress her, fuck her, finish on exactly the part of her you like. I liked how quick the buttons respond, though sometimes the outfit change lags half a second and it annoyed me way more than it should, like my brain was already horny and refused to wait. The redhead is probably my favorite, by the way. Give her a tight top, flip to titfuck, then switch to facial after the cumshot and you suddenly get this perfect “porn freeze-frame” effect. I kept thinking it would be cool if you could tweak expressions more, like make her pretend she hates it while obviously loving it, but also this is one of those things where I know it’s never going to be that deep and that’s fine. It’s just a filthy little customization playground. You open it in Chrome, you click a few buttons, and ten minutes later you’ve built your own personal pornstar squad and painted all of them in different ways.