There is this weird thing that happens when you play a horny horror game that is trying to scare you and make you horny at the same time. Your brain kind of short circuits. This one leans heavy into that. You’re in this fake-ass Halloween version of that “you work at night with killer animatronics” setup, but everything is twisted into furry hentai territory. The first time Frenni leans into the camera during a jumpscare and you realize, oh, her chest is just out like that, no shame, with that robot shine on her nipples… yeah, my pussy clenched and my survival instincts argued with my horny side like two drunk girls fighting in a club toilet. You’re checking cameras, doing your little routine, pretending you care about power management, and then you catch a glimpse of a thick robotic bunny just grinding on a chair in an empty room like she’s bored and horny. I’ve literally done that on Chaturbate during slow nights, so it hit way too close. Except here, if you stare too long, she notices. And when she notices, you’re fucked. In the best and worst way.

The lewd scenes are what everyone is here for, let’s be honest. The “caught” moment feels like those times I forget to turn off my Lovense app after stream and some random guy keeps pinging my toy while I’m half undressed. One of my favorite bits was getting cornered in a hallway, lights flickering, and that tall animatronic just stepping closer and closer until the screen fills with body, hips, fur, all that synthetic skin, and suddenly you’re pinned. No fade to black bullshit. You’re right there watching metal fingers spread you like they’re checking for a short circuit between your legs. They treat your body like it’s another part to test, press and push and shove in, and it’s dirty in this cold, mechanical way that feels so different from normal hentai. It’s like: “You are a toy, human. Let’s see how deep we can put things.” It honestly reminded me of testing new toys on stream and pretending to be calm while my eyes keep rolling back. Here you don’t need to pretend. You just take it.

Controls are simple enough that you don’t really think about them, which I liked, because I was busy thinking “do I want to get caught this round or do I actually try to win.” Sometimes the cameras feel janky, or maybe that’s just my laptop having 15 Chrome tabs open and Telegram blowing up in the background. There’s this annoying little delay when you swap views that made me miss some really hot angles. I’m still mad about that one shot where Frenni bent over to crawl into a vent and the stream froze right on her tail. Never got that angle again. The horror side… yeah, there are real jump moments, but after a while the fear melts into this horny tension. Like edging, but with killer furries. You know something’s coming. You half want it to. And if you’re the kind who watches Five Nights streams just to thirst over cursed animatronics, this feels like someone finally admitted what we were all thinking and then took it three levels dirtier.

Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

I didn’t expect to laugh this much while, you know, also being wildly turned on. *Furry Bang Town* sounds like some cheap meme bait, but halfway through the first date scene with that smug wolf barista (he keeps pretending he’s bored while his tail literally wags), I realized this game knows exactly what it’s doing. There’s this weird mix of parody and genuine horniness - it flirts with irony but still goes all in when things get wet. The humor hits that awkward space where you don’t know if you’re supposed to cringe or moan. And the writing? Kind of broken in places, but in a way that feels like someone poured their kinks into Google Translate and said, “good enough.” It works. Too well maybe.

I keep thinking about Judy - not the movie one, but the version here who’s somehow both a cop and a futa stripper on weekends. Her route wrecked me; she teases like she’s reading your mind, then there’s this beach scene where she just drops the uniform and starts talking about “justice” while grinding against your thigh. It’s ridiculous. I almost closed the tab, but the sound design pulled me back - heavy breathing layered with seagulls and waves, absurdly effective. Then suddenly, boom, Pokémon crossover out of nowhere. A Lucario bartender offering “protein shots.” I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was already clicking through dialogue faster than I’d like to admit.

The public use scenes are messy in every sense - crowded cafe bathrooms, fur everywhere, people pretending not to watch. It’s filthy, kind of funny, and weirdly intimate. I hated that it made me feel something beyond just arousal. Also, the ending just stops mid-sentence, like the dev gave up or came too early. Still, I can’t stop thinking about that line where the pony character whispers, “You smell like story.” What does that even mean? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. I’m probably overthinking it, but whatever - this game got under my skin in ways it really shouldn’t have.