Was hoping for some kind of build up you know? Something. The first two parts of these Umemaro things always tease this whole scenario with the teacher and student but then the third part just. It's like walking into a room where they're already mid fuck and you're supposed to just stand there and appreciate the angles. Which I guess is the point. The CG is rough in that specific way where the big tits move like water balloons filled with pudding, physics that don't exist in our universe but somehow that's what makes it work. Her chest defies everything and I'm not even mad about it.

The classroom setting is barely there. A desk gets used. That's about it. For something tagged as a movie more than a game you'd expect maybe some dialogue choices or a branching path but no it's just a straight shot of this busty teacher going at it with her student. The cumshot scene arrives with the subtlety of a truck and honestly I've seen worse. The whole thing has that distinct 3D look where the skin textures remind me of those old Second Life mods, shiny in places it shouldn't be. Spent way too long staring at how her hair clips through her shoulder. Can't unsee it now.

What gets me is how empty the whole thing feels. Not emotionally, I mean literally empty. The classroom has no other desks. Just the one they use. Like the entire school budget went into rendering her chest and they forgot to model anything else. If they ever made a DLC where the student actually talks, says something beyond grunting, maybe that would change the vibe completely. Or maybe that would ruin it. I don't know anymore. These Umemaro collections are what they are. You click, you watch, you close the browser and wonder why you expected something different this time. The cumshot lands exactly where you think it will. Always does.

Like someone took an amateur Blender animation from a decade ago and decided the jank was part of the charm. The teacher’s chest moves with a physics engine that seems personally offended by gravity, just two massive counterweights swinging with the slightest head turn. There’s a moment where she leans over a desk and one breast clips right through her blouse, the fabric stretching like taffy before the game remembers cloth is supposed to be a separate object. I laughed. Not in a mean way, either. It’s the kind of broken that makes you lean forward instead of clicking away.

The audio is a mess. The squelching sounds are mixed way too hot, like someone recorded stirring mac and cheese with a contact mic, and the student’s one repeated voice clip, a flat “Miss, yes,” cycles every eight seconds. But here’s the thing. The actual creampie scene? The way the cumshot animation just sort of sputters out, three globs that land with the weight of wet cement, then the dribble just... keeps going for an awkward ten seconds while the loop resets. I rewound it. I’m not proud. What does that say about me that this unpolished nonsense works better than the slick, over-produced renders that try too hard?

There’s no story framework. You’re just in the classroom. The loading screen is literally a black screen with the word “second” in the corner, a callback to that sequel blurb. No menus, no settings. Just this one long looping scene where you can click to change camera angles to three fixed positions, each one somehow framing the action worse than the last. My favorite is the overhead shot where the student’s head disappears through the teacher’s stomach, a bizarre Cronenberg moment in the middle of what’s supposed to be a straightforward creampie delivery.

Wish the teacher had any facial animation beyond her eyelids snapping open and shut like a doll’s. She pulls a blank stare through the entire finale, mouth fixed in a slight smile that reads less “horny” and more “customer service.” But the subtle desk creak sound loop, buried under the mess, is weirdly effective. A tiny detail that doesn’t belong in something this rough. I’ve closed it and reopened it three times now just to see the chair clipping through the floor again. The student’s leg twitches after the pop shot, a simulation glitch where his foot vibrates for a solid five seconds. Almost hypnotic. Almost art. Don’t come here for polish. Come here for the accidental performance art of an eroge engine fighting itself.

The whole thing is a credit card terminal. No, really. You're staring at a payment screen for a hooker, and the joke is that you have to figure out how to pay. It's like those old flash games where the entire gag is a single, stupid interface puzzle, but now with big, bouncy tits taking up half the screen. The animation is deliberately janky, the kind where the boobs move with a physics engine that was probably coded in a single afternoon fueled by spite and cheap beer. I spent way too long trying to type in a fake card number before I realized the game was mocking me. The "humor" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, because the whole thing is a meta-commentary on... something. Transactional relationships? The gamification of desire? I don't know, man, I just wanted to see the cartoon lady's massive, badly animated rack.

The consent angle here is a total mindfuck. As someone who thinks way too much about virtual character agency, this game is a nightmare. She's just a looping animation, a product with a price tag. You're not seducing anyone, you're just trying to complete a financial transaction. It's so aggressively transactional that it loops back around to being a kind of brutalist art piece. Or maybe it's just a dumb joke about credit cards. The sound design is non-existent, just the phantom click of a mouse. I wish there was a secret ending where the terminal declines and she just walks off, but that would require a level of narrative ambition this game actively despises.

It's a one-note gag that somehow overstays its welcome and ends too soon. The boobs are comically large, the "puzzle" is figuring out the dev's twisted logic, and the whole experience feels like a shitpost that accidentally got uploaded to a game site. You'll forget what you were doing halfway through, which is probably the point. It's not sexy, it's a stress dream about a point-of-sale system. I'm still not sure if I won or the game did.

The lab coat comes off and suddenly it's a whole different experiment. Katie's whole deal is she can't wrap her head around Brandy, right? Daytime Brandy is doing serious shit with beakers and whatever, then nighttime Brandy is getting absolutely railed by half the city. So Katie, being the curious type, decides to run her own little field study and invites Brandy to a club.

The animation here is rough. Like, deliberately unpolished in that way where limbs sometimes move like they're underwater or a shoulder pops out for half a second. But honestly? It kind of works for the sleazy nightclub vibe. The strobe light effect during the dance scene, that's where it gets good. You watch Brandy grind against Katie and the whole thing feels like someone filmed it on a phone from 2009. Grainy, messy, hot.

There's a weird Yu-Gi-Oh! reference buried in one of the dialogue options. No card battles or anything, just a line that made me snort. The VIP tag makes sense once you unlock the back room. That's where the nympho stuff really kicks in. Brandy's expressions during the couch scene, fuck, her eyes go all glassy and her mouth just hangs open. The sound design is minimal but the wet noises are... present.

I wish there was more of Katie actually doing something instead of just watching for the first half. She stands there like a confused tourist while Brandy does all the work. But then again, that's kind of the point of the whole "tortue" thing? Maybe. The night club setting gets repetitive after a while, same three backgrounds rotating. But the character models have this rubbery quality that makes every thrust look slightly exaggerated, like they're made of silicone. Which, for this kind of game, is exactly what you want.

The Bo-Peep Candy store meeting room smells like sugar and bad decisions. It's 8 AM, which is a crime against humanity, and they're brainstorming Halloween treats. You're the official taste tester, which sounds cute until you see the first prototype. It's a lollipop shaped like... well. Let's just say the candy makers have been watching too much hentai. The thing is aggressively anatomical, and the lead confectioner, a woman with tits that defy physics and a witch hat perched at a stupid angle, hands it to you with a completely straight face.

The tasting mechanic is where things get weird. You click to lick, and the game tracks your "enthusiasm" with a meter that fills up way too fast. The sound effects are someone making slurping noises into a cheap microphone. I spent three minutes trying to figure out if the candy was supposed to be g*** or just purple because the color palette is a mess. The witch lady's outfit is a disaster, by the way. Orange and green stripes with black lace trim? In what universe does that work? Her hat is crooked the entire time and nobody fixes it. It drove me insane.

Then the corn starts. Actual corn on the cob appears, for reasons that are never explained, and you have to butter it. I'm not making this up. The buttering mini-game has more polish than the rest of the game combined, which says nothing good. The physics on the butter pat are suspiciously realistic. I wish the Halloween theme was stronger. It's mostly just candy puns and one plastic skeleton in the background that falls over halfway through. The big tits tag is accurate, I'll give them that. Everyone is stacked like a Jenga tower. But the humor lands about half the time, and the other half is just awkward silence while a poorly drawn pumpkin stares at you. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

The first time the king bends her over, it's all screaming and struggle, proper damsel in distress stuff. That parody opening hits like a bad hentai dub, deliberately janky animation making every thrust look almost comical. But then something shifts. Her eyes go from wide terror to that glazed, hungry look you see in those old Ovid translations, the ones where ravishment becomes something else entirely. The tentacles show up without warning, classic modifuckrs style, and suddenly we're not in a kidnapping fantasy anymore but some kind of biological absurdity that reminds me of those weird medieval woodcuts where the devil has too many appendages.

Voice acting is atrocious in the best way. Like someone recorded it in their bathroom while their roommate was asleep. The anal penetration scenes have this rubbery quality to them, the physics engine clearly giving up on realism around the third hole. Can't stop watching though. There's this one moment where she's getting double penetrated and starts laughing, actual genuine sounding laughter, and it's more unsettling than any horror game I've played this year. The oral segments drag on too long, but maybe that's the point? Overstimulation as narrative device or whatever.

Forgot to mention the king character looks like a rejected Shrek villain. His dick is absurdly proportioned, like someone stretched the model and said "yeah that's fine." The parody elements keep undercutting the actual heat, which is frustrating because when the animation syncs up right, during that one tentacle scene where everything goes purple, it's genuinely hot. Then a sound effect plays that's clearly a stock fart noise and you remember this is all a joke. Or is it? The way her expression changes, that slow corruption arc compressed into maybe fifteen minutes of content, it's doing something smarter than it lets on. Or I'm just horny and overthinking pixel porn again.

The whole thing is basically a loop. A demon, two housewives, a kitchen counter that’s seen better days. You click and the animation plays, click again and it resets. That’s it. No branching paths, no dialogue trees, just this raw, unpolished threesome on repeat like a gif that forgot to stop.

I spent way too long staring at the demon’s face. He’s got this expression, like he just remembered he left the oven on but also he’s getting his cock worshipped by two sexy chicks so it’s fine. The animation is janky in that specific way where limbs don’t quite connect to bodies, but somehow that makes the cumshot more impactful. It’s not trying to be smooth. It’s trying to be filthy, and it succeeds. The housewife with the bigger tits has this dead eyed look that my therapist brain would have a field day with. What are her desires? Is she trapped in a hellish domestic loop, literally and figuratively? The other one seems more into it, or maybe she’s just better at faking. I don’t know. The game doesn’t care, so why should I.

The kitchen setting is weirdly specific. There’s a pot on the stove that never boils over. A window that shows nothing. It’s like a stage play where the only prop that matters is the demon’s dick. I kept clicking, not because I was aroused, but because I was trying to catch a frame where something new happened. It never does. The threesome is the whole game. The whole game is the threesome. I respect that kind of commitment to a single, messy idea, even if I wanted to throw my phone across the room after the twentieth loop. It’s not a game, really. It’s a intrusive thought someone animated and uploaded to a browser. And honestly, the hentai tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. This is more like a sketch that escaped from a notebook. A horny, repetitive, unapologetic sketch that doesn’t give a shit about your expectations. I’m still thinking about that pot, though. What was in it?

The doggy position unlock is basically the whole point of this sequel, and honestly it delivers on that one promise like a drunk guy who only remembers one move at the club. Same alien babe, same weird planet, same "hero" who apparently has nothing better to do than commute across space for a quickie. The cartoon style is goofy as hell, her face during rough sex looks like she's trying to remember if she left the space oven on, but the animation loop for the backshots is surprisingly smooth. Not that I watched it loop for five minutes straight. I did. Whatever.

The hentai energy is strong but it's the funny kind, like someone drew this on a napkin during a boring meeting and then accidentally added physics. Her ass jiggles in a way that defies alien biology but who cares, we're not here for realism. The blowjob from part one is still there I think, but once you unlock doggy you never go back. Literally. There's no reverse cowgirl or anything. Just one button to switch positions and that's your whole gameplay loop. I wish there was more dialogue or at least some weird alien moans, but the sound design is basically two wet slaps and a sigh.

Also the planet background is just a purple gradient with some dots. Not even a cool alien skyline. Lazy as shit but somehow fits the vibe, like a shitpost that accidentally became a game. The serious tag is a lie, this is not serious at all, unless you count the hero's deadpan expression while he's railing her from behind. That face is the funniest part. He looks like he's filing taxes. I keep coming back to it because it's so dumb, not because it's hot. Okay maybe a little hot. The rough sex tag is doing some heavy lifting but the cartoon style keeps it from being actually rough, more like enthusiastic. Still, for a browser game with two positions and one alien chick, it's weirdly replayable. Like a fidget spinner for your dick.

The whole thing is basically one long conversation where she just keeps eating bananas. Like, the entire time. You're trying to talk, maybe pick her up, and she's just munching away with this blank expression. The animation for it is actually kind of funny, her jaw working nonstop while you're clicking through dialogue options that she barely responds to. It's so dumb it circles back to being charming. The blonde character model is decent, nothing that'll melt your graphics card obviously, but her body is the whole point here and they didn't skimp on that.

The anal scene unlocks pretty quick if you just ignore her rambling about potassium or whatever. The physics during it are... well, they're there. It's not some smooth AAA production, more like a flash game from a decade ago that someone left in a browser tab. But that's the appeal? The jankiness adds to the humor. One moment she's staring at you with those empty eyes, banana peel in hand, next you're bending her over. The transition is so abrupt I actually snorted. Sound design is basically nonexistent except for a wet chewing noise that loops forever. I wish they'd added a mute button just for that specific sound because after five minutes it's like water torture. But then again, without it the silence would be weird.

I forgot to mention the pickup part. It's there but it doesn't matter. You pick lines, she says something about bananas, repeat. The game knows why you're here and doesn't pretend otherwise. The humor tag is earned though, mostly unintentional I think. There's this one frame where her eyes cross slightly during the act and I lost it. Don't expect some deep character arc for Sheila. She's a banana eating machine with a nice ass and that's the entire pitch. Works for what it is.