Right, Hoes Peak Academy. It's a Danganronpa skin d*** over a dating sim and honestly the premise is so dumb it loops back around to genius. You're some rando who won a raffle to attend a school full of Ultimates, except everyone's tits are massive and the only talent you need is apparently a functioning dick. The art is deliberately janky, looks like someone traced over official sprites with one hand down their pants, which I respect because it adds to the whole parody vibe. Kyoko's cold stare while her chest is about to burst her blazer buttons is a mood.

The dialogue reads like a shitpost and I mean that as a compliment. Kaede says something about the power of friendship and then immediately propositions you in the most deadpan way possible. There's no voice acting obviously but you can hear the exact Danganronpa music sting in your head when someone drops an innuendo. The CGs are where things get explicit, full on hentai with that same slightly off model art style. Monokuma would have a seizure.

I spent way too long on the Junko encounter because she keeps switching personalities mid scene and it's genuinely disorienting in a way that made me laugh out loud. The despair fetish stuff is there if you squint. Wish there was more actual "trial" gameplay instead of just clicking dialogue options but I get it, that's not why anyone's here. The parody isn't deep, it's just horny, and sometimes that's enough when you're on the train and need something that doesn't require brain cells. The loading screen tip said "Don't get attached" and I didn't.