The first time you fire up this thing, you're greeted by what looks like a Flash game from 2005 that someone left in a dusty corner of the internet. The UI is clunky, the menus feel like they're held together with tape, and the "training" minigame is basically just clicking on a blue alien's crotch until a bar fills up. Not exactly the polished Star Wars parody I was hoping for. But then the code words start working. INDIANATK, Nispack, DASTRA. Typing those in unlocks these weirdly specific CG scenes that are so much better than the actual gameplay they're almost from a different project entirely.

The art style is that particular brand of early 2000s CG hentai where everyone looks slightly plastic but in a way that somehow makes the explicit stuff hit harder. There's this one scene with a Twi'lek that I kept coming back to, not because the animation was smooth (it wasn't, it was like five frames on loop) but because the artist clearly spent all their time on the lighting and none on making the faces not look vaguely terrified. The Jedi trainer character has these dead eyes that follow you, but the body work is genuinely good. I don't know how to reconcile that. The sound design is basically nonexistent except for this one wet noise that plays on repeat during the oral scenes and it's mixed way too loud. Like someone recorded themselves stirring mac and cheese and just slapped it in there.

Wish there was more to do with the smuggler password beyond unlocking a single image set. The whole thing feels like a demo for something that never got finished, which honestly might be exactly what it is. The lottery ticket mechanic is just a glorified gallery unlocker. You're not really playing anything, just typing words and watching scenes. For a quick session though, the Twi'lek content alone is worth the zero dollars this probably costs. Just don't expect it to make sense as a game. It's a fap folder with extra steps and a Star Wars skin that's legally distinct enough to avoid lawsuits but not enough to avoid recognition.