Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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On today's lesson at the Jedi Academy you won't firgue out how to use the force tricks or how to wield your lightsaber because this lesson will be about one more quite effective way to make people to do what you want from them - and it is through fucking them real good! So join one of our best students (which you migth already be familiar with since she is non other than famous Princess Leia Organa) and help her to pass the examination about oral hookup skills by... having oral hookup with her obviously! Switch between the scenes in just one click of the button and enjoy all these well drawn and animated scenes until the very logical conlusion. The effect of an old video photograph can be toogled on or off from the menu depending on which you will prefer.
Nothing makes you more excited than a cute looking anime gal with guitar, pink hair and big tits? Then you deifnietly already know who Bocchi is! Yes, that's right - the one from "Bocchi the Rock" anime series! Though today her performance is private and it is for your eyes only... and for your hands since you will begin with stirpping her down. And for your... well, you will see it when the time will cum! Err, we mean the time will come!
Our favorite ninja gals have growned... and all in the right places! So accompanying them on missions is now way more exciting than ever before! And especially if this mission takes place on a tropical island which means they will be wearing minumum of clothes, he-he-he... And yes, even though all the characters are going by other names they are quite recognizable for any anime fan.
Become the uprising hero of legendary Konoha Village in this colroful and multilayered interactive adventure! Play as Sarada Uchicha and proove that your generation is capable for things even greater than Naruto and other heroes... or for things even naughtier than them - this is one of the available options as well! Because sometimes sex can be much stronger than any jutsu!
As long as you know your family has never been involved into anything of historical scale. Though it seems that your knowledge is way far from the truth when the rivalry lasting for centuries comes out and threatening to destroy everything and everyone you love. She is attractive and harmful and she is leading the clan of ninjas so if you want to protect your family you will have to form your own... and for some reason you prefer to use busty kunoicihi for this purpose.
In most of classic fantasy themed games you play as brave hero who slayes the dragon and gets the princess. But our game is not classic and this time you will be playing as... the dragon! Will you become the hero or the villain of the story? Depends on how much power you will develope and on the ways you will pick to use it. And yes, getting the princess also can be achieved in different ways.
Visiting your childhood close friend Ben Tennyson for a day to remember good old days turns into exciting challnege. Do you remember his annyoing cousin named Gwen? Well, now this redhead has growned up and all in the right places! Will you find the balance between keeping the friendship with Ben while seducing his sexy cousin? As they say you never know until you will try!
You survived the terrible shipwreck only to end up in the world even crazier than anything you have seen before... and beeing the fugitive with serious criminal past you have seen a lot! Turns out down at the bottom some strange creatures are living. But you still need a place to lay low so capturing one of them and taking his place sounds like a good plan. And the first one you meet is some strange dude with sponge related nickname...
Sadly the 4th Wonderful Ninja War has left many kids as an orphants yet some of them got lucky enough to get adopted by non other than Hokage. Yes, it's about you. But what will you do next? Will you accept this kindness and give the kindness in return? Or will you keep scheming the revenge and use each and every opportunity you can get to put your plan in motion? This choice is up to you!
In this outstanding parody game you will get inside the world of "Attack on Titans" yet your goal wont be defeating giant living machines of destruction - your task will be to fuck each and every hottie from the official anime that you will meet in your way! Annie Leonhart, Sasha Blous and ofcourse Mikasa Acjerman - they could use some romance in their life of never ending battle, don't you agree?
Together with your best buddy and your attractive girlfriend you are going on vacation to the sea. This small adventure promises to be quite fun and exciting for your small company. Together you will be remembering wonderful times and create new memories. Though be careful - you can make your friendship either stronger or to ruin it completely. And so about your romance as well.
We all have enjoyed the exciting adventures of future heroes and villains while watching "My Hero Academia" anime sereis. But how about to feel yourself in the main character's place? In our new parody game it is quite possible! Play your own role, make your own decisions, make your own close friends and your own enemies. Oh, and fuck your own favorite heroes ofcourse! Yep, our game is adults only for a reason.
As I stood in the courtyard of U.A. High School, I couldnt help but feel a sense of nostalgia wash over me. It had been two years since the events that transpired during our battle against the villains that threatened our world. I was now one of the graduation students of this prestigious institution, and I had to admit that I was proud of how far I had come. My quirk, once a wild card in the deck, had been honed and refined through rigorous training and dedication.
Meet Juno - a new addition to "Haremwatch" who has come from... space! This is not an entire story build but some sort of interactive introduction though it will still keep you enetrtained in many ways - from storyline involiving your favorite chracters and up to hentai scenes which are without any doubts are the main part of this colorful show! And don't forget to pay some kinky attention to Mei ofcourse!
Micia is the name of sexy nekogirl which you migth remeber form big hentai adventure"The Legend of Lust". This much shorter an dsimplier game will introduce her special talents while at teh same time you'll be able to see it as some sort of demonstration version fo rthe big original game as well. So what is Micia's special talent? She is very flexible! Actually she is flexible enough that she can even munch up her own cootchie and ofcourse she is having lots of fun by doing that! And you can join the scene by fucking her with your fat red demonic spear (the events of original game are taking place in many circels of Hell if you didn't know that). Just try different of available actions and enjoy the animated aftereffects with some additional features.
One more hort minigame that actually represents one of many mechanics that yo may find in bigger game called"The legend of Lust". If you have no idea whta this game is about then try this little sort of a demo and decide for yourself is the bigger game worth your time or not. Just as it always said in tthe title this game is about a wheel. A big wheel which has sexy succubus tied to it. Ofcourse she is nude and ready to be fucked because no matter which side you will turn the wheel she will get a big dildo or even two when it will be possible in her fuckholes. Also ther ewill few customization options - for example you can change the size of her mammories or add puberty hairs. Just try different modes and find out what they will do - it is the most interesting way to play it since there is no any story in the game.
Very simple game iwthout any story at all whihc has only one idea in it's basis - to demonstrate you how Raven from"Teen Titans" could spend her vacation if she was a penis hungry mega-slut who doesn't mind to fuck one, two or even three strangers at the beach! Just add as many guys as you want (from one to three ofcourse) to the scene and increase the force of the action for each of them in order to cover Raven's curves and face with more sticky jism than she has sunblocking splooge on her! Use additional and hidden options such as adding or removing the swimsuit to make the scene even more fun but notice that not all options are available at the moment so don't forget to check our website from time to time to get the latest versions of this hentai parody game.
If the man is actually a robot then does it mean that he can keep his mechanical cock in hard on mode for much longer? Sweet (and slutty!) blonde chick named Alia just cant wait to figure it out! Luckily enough her close friend MegaMan is fully equipped for any kind of adventure including this one! And only you as a player will decide for how long and how active the testing will be!
In this game buxom blonde Android 18 is going to face the terrible dilemma - she really needs to fuck right now and there is no one around with a sausage except for Android 17! Ofcourse besides obvious pleasure it will put them both under some stress but this is where the player (it's you!) Can help them to overcome the stress part and to reach an orgasm. In order to do that you need to select different styles of them having intercourse while keeping an eye on pleasure and stress bars - depending on which one of them will get filled first you will either win or loose the game. If you are not feeling any need for challenge then you can switch the whole action from"game mode" into"watch mode" but in that case all the progeress with pleasure and stress will be paused.
In this game you will learn the sexual secrets of a beautiful and buxomy damsel who loves double penetration. Orihime Inoue is a man, a young woman living in the city of Karakur. She once studied at Karakura High School, in the same class with Ichigo Kurosaki and her best friend Tatsuki Arisawa. Orihime is a teenager of medium height. She has brown eyes, and long, waist-high, fiery red hair. Her most visible physical feature is a slim, but magnificent figure for a teenager, especially regarding her large breasts. So Orihime Inoue enjoys horny fuck-fest. Two fat dicks rip her cootchie and donk in half. Orihime Inoue screams with sexual satisfaction and is ready to explode from a vaginal orgasm. Enjoy this sexy fuck-fest animation right now.
The very first vignette in quite long (over a dozen sequences !) Hentai parody series starring Tifa Lockhart (yep, the hot dark-haired from"Final fantasy VII" videogame)! It is improitant to know that this game is bdsm oriented so if you are not into hardcore hentai entertainments then may be you should not play it (in this case you try for many other hentai parodies on our website) yet if you don't mind to see some tied huge-titted cutie being abused with a lot of different fucktoys and implements in order to milk her giant tits again and again then you are going to enjoy the entire series without a doubt! The only problem is that all the texts here are in japanese language so if you care for the story then you either should know it or you can think out something on your own.
The hardcore pirate party goes on and today our hotties Nami and Nico Robin are going to serve even more of perverted dudes from the rival pirate team! These busty brunette and busty redhead will be treaten like some sort fo fucktoys and will be available for each and evey member whose cock is still hard enought because lets to face it - the bitches like these two heroines can drain any pervert in a couple of minutes! Probably this is why this party will begin with grabbing and groping big tits and big booties, then get to fingering their wet pussies and only then the main fucking will start! And something tells us that even if you are not so big fan of "One Piece" you would not want to miss any parts of tonight's entertainment programm!
Shihouin Yuroichi, Matsumoto Rangiku, Orihime Inoue, Nelliel Tu Oderschvank or Kuchiki Rukia - if you happen to be the fan of anime (or manga) series "Bleach" then you know that all these names belong not only to the most famous but also to the most sexy chicks form this series and porbably you were dreaming about fucking at least some of these chicks in one or another way. Yet why do you have to choose if you can fuck all of them in just one hentai parody game? That's right - here and now you will get pretty unique opportunity to fuck all these anime sluts while you can switch them with just one click of a button! And yes, if you will think that their curves look bigger and better than you might remember then it's ok because this is how they should be!
In a galaxy teetering on the brink of despair, Leia Organa found herself at the helm of a rebellion against the oppressive regime known as the Fuck Imperium. This sinister organization had spread its tendrils across star systems, crushing dissent and instilling fear with ruthless efficiency. Leia, a leader forged in the fires of conflict, refused to be silenced. Rallying allies from disparate backgrounds, she embraced their diverse strengths to combat the Imperium's iron grip. Her charisma and strategic brilliance inspired hope in a world filled with darkness, igniting a spark of resistance that began to ripple through the galaxy.
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Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat