Ash walking into Misty’s place for this “Pokemon Go party” already feels like some bad idea you know is gonna turn into really filthy fun. It’s that kind of game where the plot is basically a horny excuse, but it actually leans into it in a funny way instead of pretending to be deep. Misty shows up as this grown, stacked redhead version of herself, huge tits stuffed into a top that clearly lost the fight against gravity a long time ago, and Ash is just standing there, trying to act normal while obviously staring at her chest. The whole “we haven’t seen each other in years” thing is used just enough to give them that weird tension, like childhood friends suddenly realizing, oh shit, we’d totally fuck now. There are some dumb jokes about catching “rare mons” around the house, her teasing him that he came for the Pokemon but is staring at the “two biggest ones in the room” and stuff like that, and it actually made me grin like an idiot once or twice. It’s not high art, but it doesn’t pretend to be. It’s like watching a dirty parody on your phone when you should be checking email on Gmail instead. Your brain turns off, your dick wakes up, everyone has a role.

The actual action kicks off when Misty basically flips the whole party tone. She starts “explaining” a game, tapping on her phone, then slowly guiding Ash to sit on the couch next to her. There’s this moment where she leans forward to “show him something on the screen” and her tits almost fall right out, and you can choose if Ash tries to play it cool or just stares. Both paths end in the same place anyway, with her catching him. She laughs, climbs into his lap, and that’s where the porn side really hits. The sex scenes are old-school hentai parody energy: big tits bouncing hard, Ash way out of his league, Misty riding him like she’s trying to break his stamina stat. There’s a lot of focus on her chest, the way her boobs slap against him while she grinds, those loud over-the-top hentai moans, and her trashy lines about how he “finally caught something worth evolving.” At one point she’s jerking him off while pretending to “throw pokeballs” and I swear I had to pause because I was laughing and horny at the same time, which is confusing in the best way. It’s all very straightforward, nothing crazy like weird fetishes, just classic loud, wet, cartoon sex with a redheaded Misty who clearly knows she’s the main prize. Honestly I kinda wanted a darker, more cruel twist near the end, like her making fun of him after he finishes or turning it into some messed up game he can’t win, but the game stays in this playful, horny zone and never really goes mean. It’s fine. Just makes the sad endings freak in me a bit grumpy, in a stupid way I’ll complain about and still replay anyway.