This thing feels like someone took that old Hogwarts trainer idea, shook it, spilled some porn on it and then forgot to clean it up. In a good way, mostly. You start as this guy who is basically abusing his position at the school, but not in some edgy “dark lord” way, more like a horny loser slowly realizing he can twist everyone around him with gold, favors and spells. It starts simple: a small office, some girls visiting for “private lessons”, a tiny bit of blackmail here and there. And then suddenly you’re juggling mind control potions, lingerie with stats, and deciding if you want Hermione to become a proud activist who secretly loves being slapped on the ass, or a broken little cum puppet who shivers when you just say her name.

Romance, if you can call it romance, is actually kind of weird here. You don’t just click “love route” and watch a CG. You push, then she pulls back, then you grope her “by accident” during detention and she acts shocked but her “perversion” number goes up. Hermione is the clearest one: first she is all “this is unacceptable, professor”, arms crossed, angry eyes, and after a few weeks of humiliating tasks, forced stripping in your office, and public “punishments” in her uniform, she is the one grinding on your thigh, begging for your cock while pretending it is still all for the greater good. I felt a bit dirty and also kind of proud, which is fucked up, but that is the vibe of this game. Same with Luna, she is already strange, so when you start slipping her experimental potions that make her nipples lactate or summon slimy tentacles from the floor, it somehow feels like you just helped her “see another dimension”. She thanks you while being pinned by tentacles and you’re just there, jerking off, wondering how far the corruption can go before the numbers cap out.

I like how there is some light management stuff happening in the background, but it pretends it is not there. You’re checking your potions, gold, the outfits you unlocked for cosplay lessons, adjusting who you harass that day so you don’t repeat the same scene. Sometimes you send Tonks to “investigate” and end up with her bent over your desk, morphing her body to give herself bigger tits for you, like it is just part of her job description. Or you push Susan into these “special tutoring sessions” where she has to practice blowjobs as a “confidence exercise”. It is messed up, and the game knows it, because it keeps giving you options that are not really moral, only more or less cruel. One click and Hermione is giving a clumsy handjob under your desk during class. Another click and you order her to walk the corridors without panties, with a toy buzzing inside her, while the camera cuts to this 2D shot of her trying to keep a straight face as teachers talk to her. There is no big speech about consent. It is just “do you want this power trip or the other one”.

Sex itself is a mixed bag but in a fun “porn folder you forgot” kind of way. You go from soft stuff like shy oral in your office to ridiculous things like group scenes where multiple girls kneel between your legs and fight over who sucks first. One run I focused on anal because I am a degenerate and ended up with a path where Astoria is crying, mascara running, getting her ass pounded on your desk while Hermione watches and masturbates, pretending she is disgusted but clearly into the humiliation. Another time I tried to turn Luna into this exhibitionist pet, forcing her to wander the map half naked, covered in leaking milk and tentacle marks. The writing swings between goofy and actually hot. Sometimes a line hits hard, like when Hermione calls herself your “little school slut” while you titfuck her, and other times it feels like a fanfic written too fast. There are futa scenes too if you push certain potions and transformation stuff, suddenly you have this busty girl with a bigger dick than you, and you either ride her, get her to fuck other girls for you, or just stare at the screen on your phone on the subway thinking “ok, I’m that kind of pervert now, nice”. I kept complaining out loud that some outfits clip weird or that a scene triggered twice in a row, but then fifteen minutes later I am watching a spanking scene with Tonks shapeshifting her own ass to be fatter while Hermione watches through the keyhole, fingering herself. And I forget what I was mad about.