You start as this washed-up ex-child actor in LA who peaked before puberty, which is already kinda hot in a fucked up way, because the game never lets you forget he’s a mess. He’s broke, clingy, horny, trying to squeeze fame out of a podcast that no one sane would listen to. The whole thing is built around this dumb but perfect idea: a sleazy “sex-adjacent” podcast with hot girls who are supposed to talk about clout and drama while low-key getting dragged into this spiral of blackmail, cheating, and public humiliation. It feels less like “build your dream harem” and more like “weaponize people’s trauma for clicks and pussy,” which I mean as a compliment, kinda. The humor is actually funny sometimes too, not that Marvel quip bullshit, more like “wow you really said that on camera?” nasty.

The girls are exactly the type you’d expect around a thirsty LA podcast setup: big tits, big ass, big mouth, tiny filter. They’re not just sex dolls though, they roast you, they tease you, they bully you, they drag you on your own show. One of my favorite bits is when you’re trying to keep two of them from absolutely destroying each other on the couch while you’re still rolling, and at the same time you’re trying to angle the conversation into “so, what’s your type in men?” so you can line up some pussy later. There’s a lot of femdom energy floating around, not in a leather-and-whip way, more like they know you’re desperate and they use it. Sexual harassment in both directions too, guys and girls just crossing lines like it’s a sport. One minute you’re getting a lapful of big ass during a fake “twerk contest for the fans”, next minute that same girl is using your fuck-up on stream to blackmail you into quietly helping her cheat on her dude. Or worse, she lets you fuck her and then laughs that she’s going to describe every second of it on TikTok as “content”.

The netorare stuff hits that specific dirty brain itch. It’s not just “oh no, my waifu is stolen”, it’s more like everybody is playing this clout game where loyalty is negotiable and sex is currency. You run into situations where another guy gets invited as a co-host or guest and suddenly he’s charming the girls on-air, touching their thighs while the camera “accidentally” stays too low, and your MC is forced to smile for the audience while his brain screams. There’s this one bit where you help set up a collab to boost your view count, and it slowly turns into you literally watching one of the girls slide closer to him on the couch, hand on his chest, and you can tell she’s deciding if she’s going to ride his dick later purely because it’ll piss you off and make better drama. The game leans into that, like “yeah, you wanted fame, here’s your girlfriend getting fucked for engagement numbers.” Or maybe she’s not your girlfriend. Or maybe she was, but only between ad reads. The sex itself can get surprisingly tender or straight-up nasty depending how you play it, from teasing strip moments during “body positivity talk” to full-on vaginal scenes that feel like you’re sneaking them past the algorithm. Half the time you’re trying to keep sponsors happy and the other half you’re wondering if that shadowy group pulling strings cares more about views or about watching you crumble while someone else makes your girl moan on a couch that smells like cheap perfume and broken promises.

Arabian Nights vibe but horny and kind of dumb in a good way. That is Exiles for me. You start as this broke orphan in Dumat al-Julfar, doing the servant grind, and the game just throws you into this messy mix of “save the world” and “oops I accidentally saw my mistress naked in the bathhouse” energy. It jumps from serious plot to lewd chaos so fast that at first I thought I misclicked a Ren’Py skip or something. One moment you’re getting lectured about loyalty and duty, next moment you’re pinned against a silk curtain while your patron’s spoiled daughter decides she’s tired of using her fingers and wants your tongue instead. It doesn’t ask if you’re ready for that shift, it just does it. And somehow it works. Kind of like the oldschool era when people played CoC on their school laptop during “homework” and pretended it was just text based RPG.

What I really like is how the scale slowly creeps up. You start cleaning floors and carrying trays in this rich merchant’s house and you think “ok harem sim in fake Arabia, I know this drill” and then suddenly the whole thing opens up into sea travel, cold lands, strange gods, and you’re still the same idiot who gets distracted by cleavage during a world ending prophecy. There was a scene on the ship where a storm is going crazy, crew is panicking, and your main love interest is like “if we die I want to feel you inside me at least once” and she drags you behind some cargo. Wind, rain, her trying to keep quiet while riding you, while the captain is shouting orders on the deck above. That one stuck in my brain. Then later, way north, you’re in some snow covered temple with a warrior priestess, and the dev just goes “yeah, sure, blowjob in front of a half frozen altar, why not”. It has that horny teenager energy but written by someone who actually reads books and still remembers how to be stupid.

The game doesn’t polish itself clean, which I respect. Some pacing is all over the place. You get this nice, slow teasing with your patron, all flirting and almost touching, and then the next girl you meet basically climbs you like a tree after two dialog choices and I was like “ok, calm down, at least pretend you know my name”. Some scenes feel like they were written after too much coffee and then never edited. There’s this bit where you’re talking about the fate of the world and it suddenly turns into a long rant about the price of dates in the market, and I still don’t know if that was supposed to be funny or just leftover draft. Also the UI for backtracking certain choices feels slightly annoying. Not broken, just that tiny itch, like the kind where you keep misclicking on mobile Pornhub because the banner jumps. But the characters carry the whole thing. The shy scholar girl who looks like she’d faint if you say “cock” out loud, then ends up riding your face in a dusty library while you’re supposed to study magic. The icy northern warrior who looks like she’ll gut you, then can’t stop shaking when you finally get her out of that armor and she begs you to go rougher. The game plays like a long term relationship with a very chaotic person: lots of fun sex, a few groan moments, sometimes you roll your eyes, and then it hits you with a scene so hot or so sweet you forgive everything without even trying.

Guy wakes up, normal life, boring city, cheap phone, tiny room, you know the drill. Then he puts on this VR headset and suddenly he’s in a fantasy world where hot women actually look at him like he’s not background NPC. Reality side is all chores, side hustles, grind, checking messages on Telegram, answering some idiot from work in Gmail while thinking about tits. Then back in VR, where the same guy is a rising hero who can smack goblins and flirt with mages with ridiculous curves in the same ten minutes. The game really leans on that feeling: nobody respects you in real life, but in the VR world girls with huge asses are asking if you want a “private training session” after you finish one dungeon. Of course you say yes. Everyone does.

What surprised me is how often you bounce between the two realms and it actually matters. One moment you are sitting in your crappy apartment trying to sc*** together enough cash to buy upgrades, checking some porn on your second monitor, the next you’re back in Dawn of Arcanum, facing a turn based fight where the healer is this milf with massive tits and zero understanding of how shirts work. You do basic combat: attack, skill, defend, item. Old school stuff, nothing flashy, but the pacing hits that weird horny-gamer brain sweet spot. You finish a fight, loot a chest, and suddenly there’s a dialogue option that clearly means "if I click this, someone’s mouth ends up on my dick". And yeah, that’s what happens. One scene had the party’s mature sorceress calling you to her tent “to discuss tactics”. She kneels down, starts stroking you slow, talking about “rewards for reliable tanks”. She slides her hand up and down, spits casually, then takes you in her mouth while the camera stays close, like you’re actually watching from your body. No fade to black. She deepthroats you, pulls off with a thin line of saliva, cheeks a little flushed, then asks if you still want to know the plan for the boss fight. You probably don’t, but the dialogue option is there.

It also plays with that harem thing in a way that is both hot and slightly stupid. You impress one girl by saving her during a quest, she lets you pound her in some ruins, riding you hard while your HUD still shows quest markers in the corner like it’s totally normal. Then later a different chick gives you a handjob in a tavern storage room, jerking you slowly while asking about your “legendary build”. She talks about skill trees like dirty talk. You cum all over her fingers, and she casually wipes them on your shirt, which is such a small detail but felt more real than half the dialogue. Reality world isn’t just filler either: one time you log out of VR after a long dungeon, your cock still hard in your shorts, and your in-game neighbor from down the hall catches you half dressed. She bends over “looking for something she dropped” with that obvious thick ass pose, panties peeking, and the MC is just desperately trying not to stare. Later you meet her again and she’s way more direct, guiding your hands to her tits while you press her against the door, sliding between her legs, pushing into her slowly while she whispers that the walls are thin. It feels messy, horny, kind of broken, exactly like a guy who lives half online and half in fantasy would experience it. RPG elements keep everything tied together enough so you don’t forget there’s a game under all the sucking and fucking, but honestly, half the time I was just choosing stats because I wanted to see who I could make sit on my face next.

Two anxious lesbians, one shitty small-town hotel, and of course the last room left has a single bed. That’s the whole setup, and weirdly, it’s enough. The game doesn’t pretend to be some wild porn buffet, so if you’re expecting constant moaning and fluids everywhere, nah. This is more “oh fuck, her thigh is touching mine, do I move away or die here” energy. You click through their internal panic, their awkward jokes, that quiet tension when the room suddenly feels way too warm and nobody wants to be the first one to admit they’ve been crushing for ages. It’s slow, like watching two eggs try to flirt, but there’s something really honest about it. Not “queer for the male gaze” nonsense, more like “I’ve actually been that girl pretending to scroll Instagram while my heart beats like crazy because she rolled closer in bed”.

The art hits that cute and slightly shy vibe, not hyper-sexualized. Soft expressions, some blush, messy hair from a cheap pillow. You get a lot of focus on faces, on eyes looking away then back again, and small details like how their bodies shift closer without any big dramatic moves. When the game finally lets things get physical, it feels earned. Like, you actually went through the stomach knots first. There is kissing, touching, that little moment where one of them hesitates with her hand under the sheet like “is this really ok?” and the other practically melts at being wanted. It is hot, but not in a “fuck me daddy” way, more “I’ve wanted you for so long and I’m terrified but also so wet I can’t think straight” way. The sex scenes don’t go super graphic, there’s no huge list of positions or toys or whatever. It’s simple: hands, mouths, closeness, body warmth. The “porn” is the emotional build-up, which might annoy some people who just want quick masturbation material. To be real, I wished at least once they went a bit dirtier, like some actual explicit dirty talk, but the shy romantic tone never really breaks. One tiny thing that drove me mad: the way one of them keeps overexplaining feelings in her head mid-makeout, like girl, you’re not writing a diary, just grab her ass and breathe.

Still, I liked that it feels unapologetically lesbian, not a “bi-but-secretly-for-men” fake scenario. No random male intruder, no “what if your boyfriend finds out,” no bullshit. Just two girls who have known each other too long, stuck in a cheap room with one bed and a pile of emotions they’ve been pretending not to see. You feel the weight of shared history in tiny lines, like when one remembers how the other cried on her shoulder years ago, and that memory shows up again when they’re pressed together under the same blanket. It made me think of old queer fanfics on LiveJournal, before everything tried to be polished and SEO-friendly. There is romance, like actual romance, where consent is checked without turning into a lecture, where the affection doesn’t vanish once hands slide under shirts. Some moments do drag; one inner monologue goes in circles so much I almost alt-tabbed to Twitter just to breathe, but then there’s this one line where she admits she’s scared the other will regret it in the morning, and it hits way too close to home if you ever had internalized shit about your own desire. It’s horny, but it’s also about that queer fear that sex might ruin the friendship. And when their bodies finally align and someone lets out that first honest, helpless sound, it feels like more than just “oh nice, tits”. It feels like two girls deciding that yeah, this is worth the risk, even if tomorrow is awkward as hell.