The plane crash death is the least weird thing about this origin story, which should tell you something. Old dude Biden, 69 years of virgin loser energy, gets isekai'd into some teenager's body in a fantasy world. And the first thing you notice isn't the magic or the combat system, it's how the camera absolutely refuses to look away from every pair of tits in the room. The animation loops are rough, deliberately unpolished like a sketchbook someone spilled coffee on, but somehow that makes the groping minigame feel more... honest? Like yeah, this is exactly what a reincarnated horny grandpa would do with superpowers. The harem assembles itself with the logic of a pachinko machine, schoolgirls and milfs just materializing around the protagonist like he's got a pheromone cheat code active.

Voice acting caught me off guard. It's actually there, and it's actually committed. The footjob scene has this breathy quality that my phone speaker did not deserve at full volume while I was pretending to check emails. Combat is... look, you're not here for the combat. It exists. You tap things. Sometimes there's a titfuck prompt that interrupts the monster fighting and honestly that's the most coherent design choice in the whole thing. The male domination tag isn't lying, every interaction is the protagonist just taking what he wants, and the fantasy setting means nobody questions why this scrawny kid acts like a 69 year old who's been edging to JAV for decades.

Wish the handjob mechanics had more variety. After the third time you just kind of swipe in the same rhythm and the novelty wears off. But then a milf character shows up with dialogue so absurd I screenshotted it and sent it to a discord server where we post cursed hentai at 3am. The virgin tag is funny because technically the old man died a virgin, but the teenager body he's piloting is getting more action than a Tinder bot. This game knows exactly what it is and refuses to apologize.

Hero Party feels like someone smashed together a Marvel porn comic, a DC fanfic folder and a very horny Excel sheet, then said “yeah that’s good enough” and went back to scrolling Twitter. You’re basically Tony Stark on vacation, stuck in this overthetop island mansion that looks like the Instagram version of a tech bro fantasy. Except instead of investors and boring keynotes you’ve got Wonder Woman leaning on the balcony rail, Gwen Stacy pretending she’s not staring at the pool, and Supergirl flying in like she forgot pants were a thing. The game really leans into the tactile side, which I actually liked way more than I expected. When you drag through menus, poke at phone messages, click on a girl’s outfit, it all has this slight sticky feeling, like touching a touchscreen with sweaty fingers after… activities. That same feeling comes back in the sex scenes, where there’s this focus on skin and pressure. Hands on Gwen’s hips feel different than grabbing She-Hulk’s ass, which is heavier and more “meaty” when she’s riding you. It’s not realistic, but your brain kind of fills in the weight and the slide, especially in those handjob moments where her fingers look a bit too tight and your mind says “yeah, that would hurt a little, but in a good way”.

The whole thing works like a messy dating sim wrapped in a lazy management shell. You juggle money to keep the party alive, schedule bullshit “business” things, then ignore all of it because Raven is in the corner of the nightclub acting like she doesn’t care if you exist while her top is just slightly too short. You call them to different spots in the mansion, push conversations, choose lines that go from charming to straight up slutty in one click. Some of the girls warm up fast and suddenly you’re balls deep in Black Cat on the sofa, feeling the curve of her back as she pushes into you, and the game lingers on the way her thighs press around your hips before the creampie scene hits. Other times it’s slower, like with Batgirl, where you work through flirty texts on the in-game phone first, catch her for a drink, then later she’s on her knees in the private room stroking you off with that tight, careful grip, and there is this focus on the movement of her wrist that made me weirdly aware of my own hand on the mouse. It’s horny, yeah, but also very “touchy”, if that makes sense. You feel fabrics slide, bikinis shift aside, fingers closing around you, bodies pressing together when Gwen rides you and her whole body is just a little too light compared to Wonder Woman pinning you down and fucking you like she’s trying to break furniture. The pacing is all over the place, some scenes come too early, some grind for way too long, and I still hate how the pool table in the lounge looks slightly crooked and the game will never fix it, but if you like the idea of drifting through a superhero harem where every click feels like skin on skin, sticky cocktails, and loud music leaking from another room, this is exactly that kind of dirty, half-finished dream.

The cards never lie about desire, and this spy thriller knows exactly what it's dealing with. Sherine's got that whole femme fatale thing down pat - CIA training mixed with enough curves to make oligarchs forget their bank passwords. You're watching her work through these tense meetings where every handshake lingers too long, every glance carries weight. The voice acting hits different when she's purring sweet nothings to extract state secrets, honestly makes you forget you're supposed to be focused on the espionage plot.

What gets me is how the corruption mechanics actually make sense here. She's not just randomly getting horny for mission objectives - there's this gradual shift where using her sexuality becomes easier, more natural. One minute she's hesitating before unbuttoning that extra button, next thing she's practically grinding against some oil executive's desk while he downloads classified files. The groping scenes feel earned rather than thrown in for shock value, though I wish they'd spent more time on the psychological aftermath instead of rushing to the next infiltration target.

The animation quality surprised me, especially during those seduction sequences where micro-expressions matter. When Sherine's working her charm on the Russian target, you can see the exact moment she realizes she's got him hooked. Problem is the AI-generated backgrounds sometimes clash with the character models - pulls you right out of those intimate moments when the lighting doesn't match. Still, there's something hypnotic about watching her navigate these power dynamics, using every tool at her disposal while the stakes keep climbing. The voiced dialogue during the more explicit scenes adds layers you don't get in text-only games, makes the whole corruption arc feel more believable.

The card game part. I turned it off after three minutes. Not because it's bad, I just wanted to see if the option actually worked, and it does, cleanly, no fuss. But that little toggle tells you something about the whole project. It's confident enough to include a whole separate gameplay loop, then shrug and let you skip it. Unreal Engine flexing under the hood, I can tell, even with the deliberately rough edges. The lighting on Anna Morgenstern's face in that first office scene, the way the shadows cut across her cheekbones while she's explaining the "restore their image" bullshit, that's not amateur hour. Someone knew exactly what they were doing with the subsurface scattering, then chose to leave a texture pop-in on Michael's jacket two seconds later. It's a choice. A weird one.

The masturbation scenes are where this gets interesting. You've got this photographer guy, Michael, total sad sack, and suddenly you're switching perspectives to the female heroes. The animated sequences are janky in that specific Source Filmmaker way, but the models, fuck me, the models are detailed. There's a moment with, I think her name is Celeste, where the animation loops and her hip movement doesn't quite sync with the sound, and I sat there wondering if that was a bug or a feature. Like, is this the "flawed but beautiful" thing the description talks about? Probably not. But it made me think about it more than any polished Illusion game ever did.

I wish the strategy tag meant something more than deck building I immediately disabled. The whole "public trust" meter feels like it should tie into the lewd content somehow, like, low trust means heroes are more desperate, more willing to... you know. But it doesn't. It's just a number. And the multiple protagonist switching, while cool for seeing different body types in action, loses track of Michael for so long I forgot he existed. Then he'd pop back up with his camera and I'd be like, right, this guy. The Watchmen inspiration is doing a lot of heavy lifting, but the Steins;Gate part? Maybe in the save system. I don't know. The truth is I kept clicking, kept reading, kept watching these broken superheroes get naked in ways that felt more sad than sexy, and that's probably the point. Probably.

You know that feeling when you move into a new place and it’s way too quiet, and suddenly you notice how your mom’s shorts are way tighter than you remembered? This game just lives in that moment and keeps poking it, over and over. You play as the son, dumped into this “fresh start” house after the divorce, stuck with your mom who’s trying to pretend everything’s normal while walking around in yoga pants that should be illegal. It’s a visual novel, so don’t expect crazy action stuff. It’s more like… clicking through your own horny brain while you pretend you’re being a good boy. Sometimes you are. Most of the time you’re not. The whole thing runs on tension. A hand that stays on your shoulder too long. A hug where your face ends up buried in her chest a little too comfortably. She bends over to pick up a box and you get a whole ass view, and the game actually lets you linger there like a creep. There are choices where you can be respectful and look away, or just stare at her thick ass and think filthy shit. Guess what button I clicked.

What I really like is how your mom isn’t some cartoon airhead. She’s written like a tired, horny woman who doesn’t want to admit she’s horny. She’s trying to be responsible, cooking, cleaning, unpacking, telling you to help with chores, and then she accidentally leans over you while you sit at the table and her tits press on your shoulder. You can feel that extra second where she could move away but doesn’t. Later she’s sitting on the couch in a tank top, braless, pretending to watch some trash show on Netflix while you sit way too close. You have options like “shift closer” or “focus on TV” but obviously you go for the “accidental” thigh contact. She sighs, but doesn’t push you away. That silence hits harder than any moan. The voyeur stuff creeps up slow. Like you wake up at night, can’t sleep, go to the kitchen, and there she is, in just a long shirt, drinking water at the sink. Lights from the fridge on her legs, shirt riding up, no panties in sight. At first you just watch, hiding around the corner like a total perv. Later the game starts letting you push it. Peeking in on her changing in her room. Watching her do these innocent stretches, except the camera gives you this full back shot, cheeks tight in her leggings. There’s even this moment in the laundry room where she’s on her toes trying to reach a shelf, her ass in your face, and the game actually pops a choice like “support her by the waist” or “grab a handful.” I accidentally clicked the second one. Sure. Accidentally.

I like how the teasing builds into more direct stuff. There’s a scene where she’s drunk from wine after “celebrating the new beginning” and she slumps onto your lap on the couch. Her hand slides a little too close to your crotch, and you get that choice to just sit there, hard as hell, or take her hand and press it down. She mutters something about “this isn’t right” while her fingers still curl around you. The oral content comes in without stupid buildup, too. One route has her “checking if you’re really that pent up” after walking in on you jerking off. She starts with this weird excuse, like she has to “help you relax so you don’t do something stupid with some random girl,” then she’s on her knees, hair messy, trying to act like it’s this clinical thing. Except she’s slobbering on your cock, looking up at you with this mix of guilt and hunger. There’s also simple little groping moments that hit harder than the full scenes. Like hugging her from behind while she cooks and “accidentally” cupping her tits, or letting your hand drag across her ass when you squeeze past her in a narrow hallway. The game lets you play the idiot who pretends it’s all accidents, or the bastard who fully knows what he’s doing. Sometimes both in the same scene. I kind of wish there were more moments in public, like at the supermarket or something, to take the voyeur thing outside the house, but this game is obsessed with the new home, the rooms, the feeling of “no one else is here, nobody will catch us.” And yeah, I was screenshotting every dumb censored little pop-up, every stupid black bar over a nipple, saving them like some dragon hoard, because the game knows exactly when to cut away and it’s actually hot and annoying at the same time. You get just enough, and then it makes you click again, like it’s laughing at you.

The whole thing feels like someone fed a bunch of 90s anime space opera VHS covers into one of those image generators and didn't bother cleaning up the mess. You know the ones. FSS Lamashtu, some experimental cruiser, and you're the captain with plans that definitely weren't in the official fleet manual. The AI CG has that weird glossy sheen where nipples look like they're made of polished plastic and sometimes a hand will have six fingers but you're too distracted by the lactation physics to care right away.

What gets me is how the group scenes actually manage to feel chaotic in a good way. There's this one sequence in the engine room where the slave girls just sort of... converge on the male protagonist. The groping animations loop awkwardly but the ahegao faces are so over the top I laughed and then immediately felt weird about laughing. The creampie finish triggers and the fluid simulation is frankly unhinged, like someone turned the viscosity slider to maximum and said "yeah that's realistic." It's not. But I kept watching. The lesbian content between the bridge officers feels tacked on though, like the developer remembered they needed more tags and just copy pasted two models together without adjusting the rigging. Their big tits clip through each other constantly. Wish they'd fix that but they won't, this thing's been out for months.

The sci-fi setting is basically wallpaper. Alliance of Free Planets versus Neo-Terran whatever, it doesn't matter once the anal sex starts and the camera gets stuck inside a character model. Which happened twice. The sex toys are all generic glowing rods that make buzzing sounds ripped from a free sound effects library. My favorite part honestly is the bukkake scene after the "failed negotiation" where the captain just stands there with this blank expression while the crew... well. You get it. The oral sex animations have this weird pause before the loop resets that makes it look like everyone's buffering. I should hate this game. The big ass physics are tuned so badly that cheeks wobble for a full ten seconds after any movement stops. It's broken. I'm still thinking about the masturbation scene in the captain's quarters where the AI generated background shows what I think is supposed to be a starfield but looks more like dandruff on a black sweater. Why do I remember that? The vaginal sex scenes have the same three positions recycled with different characters and the male protagonist's model never changes expression. Dead eyes. Always. Maybe that's the point, given his "nefarious designs" or whatever the description said. Something about the whole package just lodges in your brain like a splinter. Not good. But there.

I fired this up expecting the usual milf hunter simulator, you know the type. But the ugly bastard tag is no joke. You play this absolute creature, a perverted old man who somehow gets zapped back into his teenage body. The contrast is jarring, he looks like a normal, forgettable kid but his inner monologue is pure, unfiltered filth from decades of being a creep. It’s less a power fantasy and more a psychological horror show where you’re the monster.

The whole school setting becomes a hunting ground. There’s this one teacher, massive tits, an ass you could park a bike on, and the game just lets you, as this teenage-shaped gremlin, mentally undress her in the most explicit ways. The masturbation scenes are genuinely uncomfortable because the narration is so unhinged. You’re not just a horny teen, you’re a seasoned degenerate trapped in a kid’s body, scheming. I got stuck for a bit trying to figure out how to progress with the neighbor milf. The teasing mechanic is less about playful flirting and more about psychological warfare, wearing down their defenses with the mind of a predator. It’s weirdly compelling, like watching a car crash in slow motion.

The whole corruption angle is where it gets twisted. You’re not seducing anyone, you’re methodically breaking them using memories from a future they haven’t lived. I completely forgot there was even a “true love” path mentioned in the blurb because the game funnels you so hard into being a complete bastard. The big ass and big tits are everywhere, rendered with this unpolished, almost grimy aesthetic that fits the ugly protagonist perfectly. It’s not sexy, it’s seedy. I kept waiting for a redemption arc or some self awareness but the game just doubles down on letting this virgin minded old man build his disgusting harem. The lack of polish actually helps, making the whole experience feel like a cursed ROM you’d find in a bargain bin. My only real gripe is the clicking, so much clicking to get through the text. It’s like the game wants to make you work for every depraved thought.

The timing bar during the first blowjob scene is genuinely the most stressful thing I've encountered in a porn game. You're supposed to click when the marker hits the sweet spot, and if you mess up, Kobeni makes this little disappointed noise that somehow stings worse than any game over screen. I kept replaying that one moment for like twenty minutes, not even to see the next scene, just because I couldn't stand the idea of a pixelated anime girl thinking I'm bad at this. The whole premise is already unhinged, you're literally a sloppy blowjob demon who signed a contract with Kobeni from Chainsaw Man, and now you're helping her not get fired while she pays you back in sexual favors. The corruption tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because she starts off all nervous and reluctant, but by day five or six she's negotiating terms like she's at a business meeting. There's this one scene where she's on her knees in her work uniform and the dialogue options let you push her head down further, and the way her eyes change, man, that's the good stuff.

The point and click parts between the sex scenes are whatever, just clicking around her apartment and the office, but the actual encounters use this timing based mechanic that feels like a rhythm game designed by someone who hates you. Miss the window and the scene continues but you get less corruption points or whatever, and it's never explained clearly. I spent three days just grinding the same oral scene because I couldn't figure out if I was supposed to fail on purpose to unlock something. The art is 2D and deliberately rough around the edges, which works for the whole demonic contract vibe, like something you'd find on a cursed USB stick. The creampie scenes have this weird filter effect that makes everything look slightly wet, and I don't know if that's intentional or my browser glitching.

What sticks with me though is the voice acting, or lack of it. There's no actual voices, just text, but the way the dialogue is written, especially when Kobeni starts getting corrupted and her speech patterns change, it's like you can hear her getting more desperate. The male domination stuff isn't subtle, you're literally a demon exploiting a desperate woman, but the game never pretends it's anything else. The monster and devil fights are just text descriptions with static images, but the supernatural elements tie into the sex mechanics in ways that make sense if you've read the manga. I kept waiting for a scene with the actual chainsaw devil showing up and ruining everything, but it never happens, which is probably for the best. The whole thing is a mess, but it's a mess that knows exactly what it is, and honestly that's more than I can say for most parodies.

Max is that dude who somehow finished high school with okay grades, but never managed to get laid. Pornhub on one monitor, homework on the other, zero action in real life. Now he hits college and suddenly every woman around him is a walking problem for his dick and his sanity. You’re not just chasing one girl. You’re juggling a whole messy web of moms, daughters, sporty girls in tight shorts, teachers who really shouldn’t flirt like that, and that one “nice” neighbor who clearly owns more sex toys than kitchen tools. It’s that feeling when you open Spotify to pick one chill playlist and end up with five tabs, three remixes and a DJ set… except here every “track” is a horny woman with her own drama and body type. You’re basically curating your own harem like it’s a private playlist, switching between soft romantic tracks and hard club bangers, sometimes in the same scene.

The fun part is how slow it pretends to be at first. It teases a lot. You’re just “studying” with the big titty girl from school, “helping” your best friend’s mom stretch after her workout, doing harmless groping on the bus because she “didn’t notice.” Yeah right. Conversations slide from normal to horny so naturally that at some point you realize you’ve got a milf on her knees, doing sloppy oral in the kitchen while her daughter is one room away. Or already in your phone, sending you pics in her sport bra, while her mom is naked in your bed. And the game really likes this voyeur vibe. Doors not fully closed, showers with foggy glass, windows at night where you can spy and decide if you’re going to just watch and jerk off or walk in and take control. Sometimes it lets you be sweet, kiss slowly, touch carefully. Other times it practically begs you to be a bit of a bastard, shove her against the wall, grab that big ass with both hands, tell her she belongs to you while she calls you “kid” with her mouth full.

It also plays dirty with choices. One route feels like cute romance, holding hands on a school trip, slow teasing, blowjob in a quiet corner. Another route with the same girl is full-on corruption, sharing her with her own mother, or stealing her from some jock who thinks he owns her. And if you like NTR spice, there are moments where the game lets you sit back and watch “your” girl fool around with someone else, just to see if you break, or if you start to enjoy it. Sometimes your choices lead to a harem-style happy mess where everyone kind of knows something and pretends they don’t. Other times, you get slapped, blocked on every app, and left with your dick in your hand because you tried to fuck mom and daughter on the same day without planning. The sport angle is funny too, because those sporty girls look all innocent in their school setting, then you catch them using toys in the locker room, or stretching in ways that make you absolutely not think about health. Game keeps throwing you from romantic dates to dirty bathroom sex, from gentle kissing to rough domination, and it doesn’t really care if your moral compass survives. Honestly, the only thing that bothered me is that tiny chat sound effect they keep using when a character texts you, it’s the same little pop every time and it started to piss me off for no reason, but I still kept answering because every new message is another chance to fuck up someone’s life or pants.