Riley Ito is the kind of heroine you don’t usually see in erotic games: tired eyes, ex-soldier habits, completely broke, and still trying to pretend she has everything under control. The story throws her from shitty part-time jobs into this weird “elite security” gig in a hidden lab, where she’s supposed to keep an old genius alive and not lose her mind in the process. Of course she ends up doing both bodyguard work and very questionable “team bonding”. On one route I played her as this awkward virgin who salutes people when she’s nervous, then ten minutes later she’s getting her first blowjob lesson in a dark corridor from a guy who really should not be that patient with a rookie. On another run she was already curious about girls and somehow the first genuinely soft thing that happens in the whole game is her getting eaten out on a lab cot while alarms are quietly beeping in the background, like “yes there is security breach, but also tongue right there, priorities.” It sounds absurd and it kind of is, but the script keeps leaning into that mix of danger and horny and it starts to feel normal.

The sex itself is not just “click scene, watch loop, next”. There’s a whole slow burn where Riley is still trying to be professional while people around her clearly stopped pretending. One of the male teammates has this mocking way of “training” her in close-quarters combat that is literally just an excuse to pin her to the mat, breathe into her ear, slide his knee between her thighs and see how long she can pretend it’s just sparring. If you let her endure it, he’ll eventually call her bluff and push her over the edge with his hand still in his glove, which is a weird detail but somehow hot. Then in another path, she ends up on surveillance duty with the quiet girl from the tech division, the one who looks like she only knows Excel and hentai. Ten minutes of small talk about sensor coverage, next moment she’s on her knees under the console, shyly licking Riley’s pussy like she’s scared someone will walk in at any time, and the game really leans into that mix of fear and curiosity. There’s one scene I can’t get out of my head where Riley is forced to strip at a security checkpoint “for decontamination”, and depending on your earlier choices, the guards either humiliate her, making her spread her ass and show she’s still technically untouched inside, or one of them suddenly gets protective and turns into this weirdly sweet dom, making her masturbate just enough to calm down while still calling her “soldier” like she’s still on duty. The story keeps track of what you actually click through, so if you keep skipping anal or lesbian stuff, it quietly stops pushing it at you, which feels less like a menu option and more like Riley actually developing tastes over time. It’s messy, horny, sometimes romantic, sometimes absolutely not, and the whole thing feels like watching a tough woman slowly lose her armor, piece by piece, in front of people who might fuck her, save her, ruin her, or all three at once.

Guard of Ajestremia starts pretty chill and then just quietly slides its hand down your pants. You’re this guy stuck on gate duty in a fantasy city that looks all nice and shiny on the surface, but everyone is horny and weird in that specific hentai-RPG way. Morning you’re checking papers, night you’re deciding if you want to tease some stacked elf, flirt with a smug monster girl, or walk into the forest and get your face clawed off in turn based combat because you got distracted staring at tits instead of reading skill descriptions. The game does that thing where talking and flirting actually matters, so you stop clicking randomly and start thinking, ok, if I say this, do I get cute romance or do I get pinned against the wall and milked like a stupid hero who can’t keep his cock in his pants. Sometimes the answer is both, which is nice. Or terrible. Depends how many saves you keep on the side.

What surprised me is how the mood swings around between wholesome and filthy without asking permission. You walk patrol with this knight girl, she’s all serious armor and duty, you pick the right answers, she softens, there’s this little romantic pause on the wall, she leans closer, the CG pops in, and suddenly the same woman who was lecturing you about discipline five minutes ago is jerking you off under the moonlight and whispering about how she “should not be doing this while on watch” while her tits are half out. Another route, you go out of the city, bump into a monster girl who looks way too innocent for the shit she says. She toys with you for several scenes, literally blueballing you, making you choose between staying professional guard or just dropping everything and ramming her in the dirt. If you keep your cool she starts respecting you, you slowly build this weird romance where she brings you little “gifts” from the forest. If you fail and think with your dick, she rides you, drinks every drop, and leaves you covered in scratches and cum while your HP is mysteriously lower in the next fight. It is funny and also a bit humiliating when your big heroic male protagonist gets drained like that and the next random encounter actually puts you in danger because you wasted your “energy” on a creampie scene you totally could have delayed. Coming back into town after that, trying to flirt with the sweet healer with the big ass, pretending nothing happened, feels way more awkward than it should in a porn game.

The branching stuff is where it gets underrated hot. One path where you keep guarding the gate, playing the loyal soldier, focusing on one girl, it slowly turns into this simple but kind of touching romance. She starts teasing you gently at first, hand on your thigh, brushing against your crotch, soft kisses behind the barracks, then you get this long scene where she finally lets you peel off her clothes and you see the CG of her lying there, embarrassed but clearly dripping, and the game actually lets you drag out the foreplay. Handjob first, she uses too much oil, you can almost feel that sloppy push and pull around the shaft, she looks up to check if you like it. If you keep stroking her ego and not just skipping text, it leads into full-on vaginal sex with her trying to keep quiet while you pound her, thighs shaking, big tits bouncing, her practically begging you to cum inside. You get a proper creampie payoff shot, thick white stuff spilling out, and the dialogue after changes how she talks to you in later scenes. On another route, you ignore the “nice girl” path and lean fully into adventure, capture and seduction. There is this one boss-type monster girl who taunts you through multiple encounters, flirts in the middle of combat, wraps her tail around your leg when she stuns you, keeps promising she will “use your body as her trophy.” Lose on purpose and she actually does it. No fade to black, she straddles your hips, pins your wrists, rides your cock raw and uses you like a toy, then refuses to pull out until she feels you shoot inside her. The fact that it happens in what is technically a defeat scene hits different than the more romantic endings. It is messed up and sexy and also makes you kind of want to reload and “win” later just to see how she reacts when you turn the tables. You might miss a whole ending if you never let her break you in that way, which is both cool and a bit annoying, but that is just how this game rolls, quietly hiding its nastiest stuff behind choices that look like simple combat or dialogue options on the surface.

This one hits that weird spot between horny fanfic and somebody’s actual DnD campaign notes that got corrupted by Pornhub. You play this witch hunter guy who is supposed to be all righteous and stoic, but honestly he feels like one of those burned-out heroes from old eroge, the type who drinks too much and still gets every girl because plot says so. The church sends this nun to give him a job, and she’s one of those “I’m totally pure, ignore my huge tits and the way I keeps licking my lips when we talk about sin” types. Their first real scene together already sets the tone: she’s all formal, talking about God and duty, and the camera just slowly drifts down her body while she pretends not to notice the hunter staring. Old-school pacing. No instant blowjob. Just that slow tease where she leans in a bit too close, her habit shifts, little bit of cleavage, and suddenly the game throws a tiny choice at you like, do you keep eye contact or let your gaze drop. It doesn’t actually matter much, but it makes the flirting feel dirty in a good way, like you got caught.

What I liked is how the sex scenes feel like those late 90s fantasy H things where they took their time. First time the hunter actually gets laid, it’s not some overproduced Marvel porn. It’s a cramped hut, the witch is half exhausted from the fight, and instead of instant tender romance she’s pissed off, spitting insults, then suddenly she snaps and kisses him mid-argument. They stumble over some alchemy crap, knock a candle, and she ends up on top, grinding against him through his pants while breathing hard, muttering stuff like “you fucking hunters are all the same” right into his mouth. When he finally gets her naked, there’s this nice little moment where she hesitates, covers herself with her arms, then the dev lets the animation loop on her hips slowly rocking as he pushes inside for the first time. Vaginal, nice angle, you see her expression actually change with the rhythm, not just those dead puppet eyes a lot of AI CG stuff has now. The blowjob scenes are better than I expected too. There’s one where the nun kneels in a side chapel, candles flickering, rosary still around her neck, and she starts with these soft little licks on the tip like she’s “testing” sin. Then she gets carried away, hand twisting on the shaft, spit running down, her eyes glassy like she’s about to confess and cum at the same time. I didn’t even skip the loop, which is rare for me now, I’m too old for that.

But the game can be a bit of a mess. The humor tries to be Witcher parody sometimes and lands like some lost Newgrounds flash joke. There’s a scene where the hunter meets a monster that is clearly supposed to be the “bargain bin leshen” and he cracks a line about union fees that made me just stare at the screen and open Twitter to complain, then forget what I was complaining about. Some dialogue feels like it was written by different people on different days. One line he’s this bitter veteran, next line he sounds like a horny teenager going “booba” in slightly better grammar. The combat bits are, well, there. You pick skills, sometimes the numbers appear, sometimes the game just skips straight to the result and you’re like “ok I guess I won.” I had one fight where I chose a careful approach, tried to actually roleplay the hunter as cautious, and the game still shoved me into a scene where he just charges in like a shonen idiot. Still got rewarded with titty though, so whatever. There’s this one really small thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the text box sometimes jumps a pixel up and down between lines, tiny tiny jitter. I noticed it once during a serious talk about his dead lover, and after that I couldn’t unsee it, kept watching the box instead of reading the words. But then the next minute I’m watching a fully animated scene of a witch riding his cock in some ruined tower, her hair flying, her moans timed with the thrusts, and I kinda forget everything I was mad about. Or maybe I just got old and this reminds me of those ancient fan-translated nukige on shady sites on my old ThinkPad, where nothing was perfect but the vibes were strong and the girls actually sounded like they wanted to fuck, not like they were reading SEO text. Anyway, it’s rough in places, it’s horny as hell, and the hunter somehow keeps his pants on way longer than any man in his position would. Which I respected. Then hated. Then respected again. I don’t even know.

This one starts pretty normal, like some cheap relocation fantasy, then suddenly you realize you’re stuck on this sunny island where clothes are basically illegal and your landlady is looking way too comfortable about it. You’re the guy who thought he was just escaping money problems, and now you’re watching your landlady wander around the house with those heavy tits swaying, big ass in your face every time she bends over to pick something. At first the game kinda pretends it’s innocent, like “oh it’s just nudism, it’s natural, it’s not sexual,” and then you catch yourself staring at her nipples for the fifth scene in a row and you’re like yeah ok, sure, totally not sexual.

What I liked is how it doesn’t rush straight into porn mode. You wake up, walk through the house, go out to the beach, talk to people, click around the island, mess up your choices a bit. It’s a sandbox so you just wander, talk to the same NPC twice by accident, click on some random place thinking something hot will happen and sometimes it’s nothing, just a chill conversation about island rules. Then, out of nowhere, you’re in the living room and she “forgets” to put on a towel after shower, and the camera just lingers on that wet body. There was this one morning where she told me to help with sunscreen, and the scene slowly escalates from “put some on my shoulders” to your hands sliding over her bare tits, kneading them while she pretends she’s just testing how comfortable you are with the nudist lifestyle. I legit had to pause and just breathe because it felt so wrong and hot at same time. The incest tension is not shouted in your face, it kind of crawls in, like when she calls you “my good boy” in a way that doesn’t sound very motherly anymore and you notice she’s not moving her hand away from your lap.

The island itself is funny sometimes, in a messed up way. You walk past the other residents and everyone is just casually naked, chatting about groceries with their cocks and pussies out, like it’s a normal Tuesday. You’re standing there stiff as hell, trying not to stare at some milf with insane curves, and your landlady is teasing you for being “shy” even though she’s the one whose giant tits keep brushing your arm. There was this bar scene where I expected some wild orgy, but instead you just talk and drink, and the erotic part was basically that the waitress didn’t have panties on and you see a little more each time you come back. It’s weirdly slow burn, but then sometimes it jumps right into something filthy, like her asking you to sleep naked too because “people will notice if you keep covering up” and then you wake up with her standing over your bed, staring at your morning wood and acting like she’s just “checking on you.”

The AI art is kind of all over the place, but in a good trashy way. Sometimes her boobs look too perfect, like some Instagram filter gone crazy, then next scene her face looks softer and more real and you kinda forget it’s AI at all. I liked when her tan lines vanished over time, like the island is slowly turning her into a full nudist and dragging you along with her. The stripping moments hit hard, like that early scene where she’s a bit nervous taking off the last bit of clothes in front of you, trying to make a joke but clearly blushing, and you can choose to stare or look away. I clicked stare, of course, and the game rewarded me with a close shot of her big ass and that tiny smile she makes when she sees you can’t keep your eyes off her. Some of the pacing is janky, like suddenly jumping from a flirty chat to her boobs pressed on your chest, but honestly that messy feeling kind of fits this whole taboo island thing. Nothing feels fully safe, nothing feels fully ok, and that’s exactly why I kept clicking.

This one feels like some horny visual novel fan watched too many “choose your own adventure” videos on YouTube, then said “yeah ok but what if I add eldritch bullshit and way more pussy.” You’re this kinda clueless guy dropped in the middle of a school full of girls who are all acting normal on the surface, but something really wrong is crawling under everything. One second it’s awkward romance with shy virgins and dumb school drama, next second the lights flicker and you’re staring at a shadow in the corner that talks like it wants to wear your skin. And the game just goes “anyway, who do you want to flirt with now?” like that’s normal. That mix is what hooked me. You get these silly, horny scenes with teasing and ahegao faces and girls sucking you off behind some classroom door, but every time you cum you kinda feel like someone else is enjoying it with you. Something that shouldn’t be there.

What I really liked is how it turns normal pervy situations into something slightly fucked. Like, at first you’re just enjoying the usual stuff: groping during “tutoring,” some sweet romance with the class beauty, watching two girls get handsy with each other behind the gym because they “want to practice kissing” and you end up just spying instead of interrupting. That voyeur vibe is strong here, you can literally choose to just watch more than once, and it feels dirty in that specific pornhub-at-3g-on-your-phone way. Then, in another route, the same girl who was all cute and flustered about her first time is kneeling in front of you, drool sliding down your shaft, giving this slow, sloppy blowjob while whispering she can feel something “inside your seed.” Not like pregnancy talk, more like she thinks your cum belongs to the evil thing. She moans and goes cross-eyed and you get this ahegao face that should be pure hentai fun, but because of the horror angle it’s kinda hot and kinda disturbing in the same second. I still jerked off though. Obviously.

The best scene for me was in the dorm hallway. You can peek into one room where two girls are messing around on the bed, half playful, half serious, kissing and grinding and teasing each other’s thighs, panties already pushed aside. They start doing this slow oral on each other, and the sound is real filthy, and the game gives you the option to keep spying, join, or walk away. If you keep spying, the camera just lingers on their tongues and fingers, and then the lights behind them go weird and for like half a second their shadows don’t match their bodies. Tiny thing, but it made my dick twitch and my spine shiver at the same time. And the voices help a lot, they moan, giggle, talk shit, even when they’re doing a footjob or stroking you off lazily while half-watching some anime on their phone. Actually that phone thing annoyed me, the fake phone UI looks like some cheap knockoff of Instagram and it just bugs the hell out of me every time it pops up, but yeah, whatever, they’re still hot when they talk dirty. Sometimes the game plays like a straight corny dating sim, with you taking a girl out, choosing cute responses, slowly working toward her first vaginal sex scene where she clings to you, all romantic and trembling, and you feel like the hero saving her from the weirdness swallowing the school. Other times the choices push you into helping the evil twist them, and suddenly the same romance route turns into this dark harem thing, where they’re all kind of broken but also way more horny for you, and you’re jerking off over what you did to them like some pervert god. The animated bits look good enough to keep your hand busy, the 3D style works decent with the horror vibe, and the humor is actually funny in places, like when a girl is roasting you mid blowjob for being too easy to control. I kinda wish there was less foot stuff, but also I don’t, because one of the footjob scenes caught me off guard and turned me on anyway. So yeah, my morals are clearly not working.

Your dad drops this world-shattering secret on you right before he dies: there’s a demon living inside you, and it’s not some cute mascot thing. It’s raw, hungry power, the kind that whispers in your ear when your aunt bends over to pick something up or your thick mom walks past in that too-tight dress. The whole story starts pretty simple, just you in this messed up family with big tits and big asses everywhere you look, and this voice inside you asking, “Why are you just watching?” From there it turns into this slow, dirty slide where every little “accident” you cause feels a bit too good to be a coincidence. You touch someone a bit too long, or you “help” them up the stairs and your hand stays on their ass, and you see that tiny flicker in their eyes, like their brain lagged for a second and your demon slipped in through the cracks.

What I really liked is how it doesn’t jump straight into full-on fuckfest in the first click. It plays a teasing game with you. You start with petty stuff: brushing a hand under a shirt while they sleep, using this new power to nudge them into certain dreams, watching them squirm under the sheets while you stand in the door pretending to be concerned. There’s this one scene where you sit at the table and your mom is arguing with you about something normal, bills or whatever, and the demon pops a suggestion into your head. You accept it, and suddenly her nipples are hard through the thin top and she keeps shifting her legs because she’s wet as hell but has no idea why. She still talks like everything is normal while you and the demon know you basically flipped a switch in her body. That kind of slow corruption hits harder than just “hey, now we’re fucking.” And then later, when she actually starts pressing her tits against your arm like it’s nothing, it feels earned in a gross, satisfying way. I’m not proud of that sentence, but here we are.

It’s also not just about the family, which surprised me a bit. The demon doesn’t care about bloodlines, it just wants more. There are monsters, weird things creeping at the edge of the story, some hot, some freaky, some both at once. You can push the corruption out of the house and into the town, turning normal girls into shameless sluts or watching some big fantasy creature grope your busty relative while you pretend to be the “hero” but secretly you’re boosting it from inside. There’s this scene where a milf-looking mage is supposed to purify you, and you can choose to let her try or actively fuck with her head mid-ritual, slowly twisting her “holy” chant into her moaning your name instead. Next time you see her, she’s still acting proper, but she can’t stop biting her lip whenever you come close. I was hunting for the most fucked up hidden route, clicking every weird choice, saving and reloading like a degenerate scientist, just to see how far the demon can push everyone before the whole thing collapses. And somehow, in between all the groping and corruption and big-ass shots, there’s this tiny vibe of “what if I just went full monster” that kept me poking at endings I probably shouldn’t admit I enjoyed.

Daydreamer feels like watching the horniest week of some guy’s life play out in slow motion, in a town where every woman has either a huge ass, ridiculous tits, or both, and nobody is really dressed for a “serious” school environment. You’re dropped into this early adult phase where he’s stuck between being a lazy little pervert and actually trying to be a decent human, walking around with blue balls and half-formed ethics. The whole school setting is more like a pressure cooker than a campus. Tight skirts barely covering anything, shirts that forget how buttons work, the kind of “accidental” groping that is not accidental at all. One moment he’s zoning out in class, trying not to stare at a teacher’s cleavage while she bends over the desk, the next he’s imagining his hand sliding over that big ass, fingers digging in, then snapping back before he literally starts rubbing himself at his seat. And honestly he still almost does. At least twice. Maybe more.

What I like as a gender nerd who also likes filth is how the game never pretends to be “pure romance” even for one second. The teasing stays mean and messy. Girls lean over him with their big tits pressed into his arm while they “help with homework”, ask him totally normal questions with their lips so close he can feel their breath, then act innocent when his dick is obviously hard. There is this couch scene with an older woman, a proper milf type, where she’s “just relaxing” in yoga pants that cling to her curves like a second skin. He ends up with his hand on her hip, then lower, then fully cupping that ass while she gives him this half warning, half hungry look. She should tell him no. She absolutely doesn’t. The escalation feels dirty in a way that is not subtle: heavy groping, her grinding against his lap, the kind of oral sex where you can practically feel how desperate he is not to finish too fast. The vaginal sex scenes hit that line between affectionate and just plain horny rutting, especially when he finally gets inside someone he’s been daydreaming about for ages, and he loses all that “I’ll go slow” nonsense in like five thrusts. There is a lot of masturbation too, including him jerking off in totally unsafe places, like the bathroom right after a class where a girl kept brushing her tits on his shoulder. It makes sense for his age, this feeling that every woman is walking porn, but it also shows how the world is set up to orbit around his desire, and that part is both hot and a bit annoying at the same time. The static story sometimes feels like being locked in a horny boy’s brain with no exit, but that single track focus also lets the sexual tension simmer in a very slow, very dirty way that you kind of hate and kind of keep clicking for.

Game throws you right into this guy’s life where he thinks he’s hot shit, top dog, king of everything. Classic overconfident main dude who’s used to grabbing any woman he wants and stepping on everyone else on the way. And yeah, at the start it actually kinda works for him, he’s smooth, successful, cocky as hell. But the fun part is watching that whole ego slowly get chewed up and spat out by the women around him. They don’t just tease him. They break him in pieces and then decide if he’s going to be a toy, a pet, or just a living stress ball for their boots. And it’s not fake femdom with “oh no, I’m dominating you but I secretly worship you”, it’s: “shut up, open your mouth, and be useful”. POV scenes really hit hard here, especially when someone grabs him by the hair, spits in his face, forces his tongue to work or her heel presses on his cheek and you just see that mix of fear and arousal. It feels nasty in a good way, like your browser history should be on a watchlist after this.

The humiliation side isn’t just flavor text. You actually feel his status dropping in world. One day he’s this top businessman, next day he’s on his knees licking a shoe while a milf in tight office clothes laughs about how he used to sign her checks. There’s a scene where he gets blackmailed with some compromising stuff and ends up agreeing to be a “stress relief” toy for a bored woman who’s way too calm while stomping on his balls. She’s scrolling Telegram with one hand, casually slapping his nuts with the other, like it’s a side quest. Ballbusting fans are going to rewind that one. Then suddenly it shifts and she pushes him down, sits on his face, grinds on him until he’s gasping for air, calls him “decoration” and walks off like he doesn’t matter. I loved it and also kinda hated how small it makes him feel. There’s foot stuff all over the place too, not just basic foot kissing. Footjobs while he begs to cum, faces pressed into sweaty soles, being forced to clean them with his tongue after she walks around. And yeah, sometimes the translations go weird and a serious scene drops a line that sounds like it came from Google Translate hell, but I got used to it. The pegging parts hit suddenly too, like one moment she’s stroking his ego with some fake praise, next thing she’s already behind him with lube and a strap, slapping his ass and calling him “office slut” while he grips the table and tries not to scream. He totally fails. There’s also this other route where you play a woman instead, but that one goes more straight to the point, less “rise and fall”, more “how cruel do you wanna be today?” and honestly that felt colder in a fun way, like you’re the one doing the harassment in the elevator, the whipping when he hesitates, the little “good boy” pat before you spit in his mouth for getting too proud again. No soft romance here, no safe cuddly ending, just a slow grind into ownership and control. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Shut-in guy, tiny messy room, curtains always closed, porn tabs buried under strategy guides, that whole vibe. He pokes at some sketchy “Forbidden Summoning Book” like it’s just another weird time killer, and instead of getting some proud demon king or dramatic angel of death he pulls in Ain, an Outer God that looks like a perfect smug Japanese goddess who got lost on her way to a gacha banner. She expects the usual “give me power, make me ruler of everything” speech, and this idiot basically goes: “uh… can you be my board game buddy?” Cosmic error, universe kind of shrugs, and suddenly this unknowable calamity is stuck as his roommate, padding around his apartment like it’s totally normal while sounding like an anime heroine who wandered into the wrong genre. She’s fully voiced, every snarky line dripping with that lazy superiority, like she could erase galaxies but she’d rather bully this one useless nerd instead.

The fun part is how fast the supernatural stuff becomes just routine dirty slice of life. One minute you’re doing little QTE bits while they duel over some dumb board game, the next she’s got her feet in his lap, “by accident”, casually grinding her soft sole over his hard-on while explaining cosmic horror rules. She talks shit the whole time too, like “you’re getting this hard just from my toes?” in that playful goddess tone, and the poor guy can’t even look her in the eyes. Footjob scenes hit that perfect mix of mean and weirdly tender, toes curling around him while she pretends it’s just teasing. She’s got ridiculous big tits and big ass packed into this tight outfit that screams “divine being trying to cosplay as a normal roommate”, and when she climbs on top to ride him you really feel the power gap. Female domination here isn’t whips and chains, it’s the way she acts like his cock is just another toy she owns. Oral scenes are noisy and sloppy, lots of lip smacks and smug little hums, like she’s tasting a new snack, and yeah the censorship mosaics are there but honestly her voice does most of the work. When she milks him with those slow strokes and just lets him creampie her, she looks down on him with that “you’re so pathetic but you’re mine” face that hits harder than any spell. There’s romance too, kind of clumsy, buried under all the teasing. He freaks out over small stuff like brushing teeth together, while she casually offers her throat for him to kiss like it’s nothing. Every day stuff turns weird: brushing past her in that tiny room, getting a flash of her tits as she “forgets” to close her top, her bending over right in his face, wiggling her ass just a bit too long. Sometimes the idle moments are almost boring, sometimes the humor misses, sometimes the QTE timing is annoying as hell and feels like it’s interrupting your horniness, but then she whispers something low and dirty in that goddess voice and it all just clicks again. She’ll yank his pants down mid-argument, sink onto his dick and keep talking about cosmic order while riding him slow, like sex is just part of the conversation now. It’s that contrast that sells it: almighty Outer God, stuck as your horny, mocking, strangely affectionate roommate, turning your shut-in life into this messy loop of board games, trash jokes, and getting drained by a celestial girl who pretends not to care while clearly falling for you.