This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

It’s weird how this game starts like it’s pretending to care about plot. You think it’s about Tsunade gambling again, being her usual chaotic self, but nah - two minutes in and it just throws you into the mess. There’s this sense of shameless humor I kinda liked; it doesn’t even try to justify anything. She owes money, her solution involves clones, and everyone’s naked before you can blink. The sound effects are ridiculous - like someone mixed old arcade bleeps with wet noises, and somehow it works. I laughed, then got turned on, then laughed again. The rhythm feels accidental, like a loop someone forgot to trim, but that’s part of the charm. You can almost imagine some guy in 2008 coding it while blasting Eurobeat in the background.

What I didn’t expect was how expressive the faces are. Not polished, but raw in that flash‑era way where every exaggerated blink feels hand‑made. Tsunade’s boobs take up half the screen, sure, but her grin sells it more than the physics. I caught myself clicking too fast just to see if the clones would glitch out - and they did, kind of melting together mid‑animation. It’s oddly beautiful, like a broken GIF that refuses to die. The Raikage scene hits different - too fast, too much flexing, but there’s this energy, like two powerhouses trying to out‑moan each other. I remember thinking, “this shouldn’t be hot,” and yet.

Story? Barely there. But the pacing keeps you hooked, because it’s never just sex - it’s comedy wrapped around sweat. I like that it doesn’t moralize; it just exists, messy and loud. The cumshot ending lands with a splat that feels almost celebratory. Would I call it art? Maybe not. But it’s got that same rough soul as old chiptunes - imperfect loops, dirty fun, no pretense. You finish it and kinda want to replay, even though you know every beat. Maybe that’s nostalgia, or maybe I’m just into stupidly honest smut. Either way, it lingers.

Naruto hentai games always feel a bit like reading fanfiction on your phone in the bathroom when you should be answering Slack messages, and this one with Samui is exactly that vibe, just louder, dirtier, and with zero shame about it. The whole thing is built around her being captured in Konoha, tied up for “interrogation,” but of course nobody cares about actual intel. It is all about this blonde kunoichi with huge tits, roped to a device and treated like a sexy war trophy. You start with her still mostly dressed, that tight Kumo outfit clinging to her body, and it’s weirdly satisfying to unfasten everything piece by piece instead of just clicking “naked” like some lazy filter on Instagram. Top comes off, those massive boobs jump out like they’ve been waiting for this, and there is this tiny moment where the game lets you just stare and poke, like a pervert gallery tour where the only painting is her chest. As curator I would say composition is “two mountains and a lost ninja,” but anyway.

The tone is very “torture” but in that hentai way where she moans more than she protests, like the scriptwriter never met a real interrogation room, only watched too much porn on XVideos. She is strapped so she can’t move much, arms locked, legs spread, and you get the toy controls on the side. There is this mechanical dildo contraption that is basically a sex machine disguised as ninja equipment. You adjust the speed, the angle, sometimes you push too fast and her face does that mix of pain and pleasure that hentai artists love. One moment that stuck with me: I was tapping through like an idiot, got the rhythm just right, and her expression slowly changed from cold “I’m too cool for this” Samui face to this flushed, half-open mouth look, and for a second it actually felt like breaking a stoic character in a doujin. Then I clicked too fast and skipped a line of dialogue I wanted to read, and that annoyed me more than it should. The skip button is placed in such a stupid spot, who decided that. I’m still mad.

Anyway, if you are here for titjobs, the game really worships her tits. When you finally “win” the interrogation, her reward scene is pure fanservice. She leans in with that calm demeanor like she’s doing paperwork, only the paperwork is your cock between her big soft breasts. There’s this slow paizuri animation where the breasts wrap around, sliding up and down, and the camera angle is like classic Games of Desire style, close on the action, no artsy cuts. I liked how the cumshot at the end actually messes up her face and hair instead of that tiny neat white dot some games do. It splashes across her cheeks, lips, even a bit on her blonde bangs, and she blinks like “seriously?” but still looks turned on. It’s messy in a good way. Anal, vaginal, bondage, facial, it all flows like a dirty little story you click through instead of a strict gameplay session. It’s not subtle, not clever, and the looping moans get a bit tiring, but there’s something nice about how shamelessly horny it is. Like old-school hentai flash, just with Samui as the main canvas, and your job is simply to push her from icy ninja to cum-covered toy without pretending this is about anything else.

This one feels like watching a bad decision slowly rot in front of you, and somehow you keep clicking anyway. You start with this cute girl who honestly looks like she belongs in some normal date sim, soft face, shiny eyes, and then your brain just goes “oh, ok, she is very not normal” when the camera actually focuses on her chest. Her tits are stupidly huge, like whoever modeled her forgot what gravity is. The nipples are almost their own characters, thick and puffy enough that when the guy grabs them it feels less like foreplay and more like he is testing a sex toy he bought on AliExpress. I kind of love it, even though I also hate myself for loving it a bit. The subway around her is dirty in that very specific porn way: not realistic trash, but just enough grime, flickering light and metal to remind you that yeah, this is not a cozy place, this is where bad fantasies go to sweat.

The “date” idea is funny in a weird dark way. She is dressed like she could go for coffee, but the camera clearly never cared about coffee. It stalks her curves, follows the way her boobs bounce when she stumbles, and then this guy shows up and all romance is dead in five seconds. No flirting, just instant control. He ties her, pushes her against the cold pole, her big tits smashed together so they look even more over the top, and it really leans into that humiliation vibe. When he starts playing with her nipples, sucking and then literally fucking them, the game keeps zooming uncomfortably close, like it wants you to count the drops of spit sliding down her skin. There is a nasty little joy when he uses her chest like a toy for his cock, rubbing between her boobs, smearing pre-cum on them, then spitting on her face like she is just furniture that moans. The sounds help a lot too, that wet gagging when he shoves his cock down her throat is gross, but the good kind of gross if you are into throat abuse. Sometimes the gag sounds are out of sync and it annoyed me more than it should, and then I forgot, and then I was annoyed again for half a second.

Once he switches from her boobs to pure face domination, things go from “pervert on a train” to “she is his property now” pretty fast. He forces her mouth open, rams his big cock inside like he is trying to erase her thoughts, and the camera refuses to look away when her eyes water and mascara runs. Throatpie lovers will be happy; he holds her there long enough that you feel her panic through the screen, then pulls out just before she chokes for real. Sometimes he uses her tits again as a soft landing zone for his shaft, sliding up to her lips like her chest is a ramp. I liked that detail way too much. When he finally finishes, you can choose where he unloads, and the cum looks thick and sticky, gathering on her cheeks, dripping off her chin or pooling on those ridiculous breasts. Seeing her there, collar tight on her neck, hands useless, face messy with semen, eyes half-broken and half-pleading, it hits that twisted mix of *** fantasy, bondage, and cruel worship of her body that some people pretend they do not like, but they do. I wish there was more emotional build-up, but also if they added it I probably would not care. The game knows exactly what it is: a short, brutal little subway fuck session with one disposable girl and one very single-minded bastard, and her huge nipples will probably be stuck in your mind for way too long after you close the tab.