Sarada Uchiha XXX Simulator looks like something somebody hacked together during a horny weekend and forgot to clean up, and that is exactly why it kinda works. You open it, there is no big intro, no lore dump, nothing. Just Sarada right in your face, already giving you that half annoyed, half curious look that she always has in fanart. Menu is simple, almost ugly in a charming way. Few buttons around her, random icons, some of them look like they were cut from an old Flash game on Newgrounds. First thing I did was start clicking like an idiot, changed her glasses off, then back on, then tried different clothes. There is this cheap thrill when you realize you can strip the “good girl” Uchiha kid down to nothing and nobody in Konoha can stop you. Outfit system is not huge, but good enough to play dress up perv. School uniform vibe, little tweaks to colors, some stockings that honestly look a bit cursed if you stare too long. I messed with her hairband and spent too long deciding if she looks hotter with or without it, which is stupid because you know damn well you will remove everything anyway.

Sex part is very straightforward, like old browser hentai toys. Click, drag, small minigame bits that are there mostly so it doesn’t feel like static slideshow. There is this rhythm mechanic that feels like somebody copied it from those old osu clones, but drunk. You try to hit the “sweet spot” and Sarada changes expressions. When you go too fast she gets that shocked wide eyes, when you keep a steady pace she starts melting, tongue out, cheeks red like she just lost a sparring match and her chakra too. No story, no excuses, just you and her in an empty void, which somehow makes it feel more dirty, like a debug room that was never meant for public. The customization of her face is actually the best part. You can turn her into smug brat, or shy virgin, or complete cockdrunk slut who looks like she forgot who Hokage is. I spent more time playing with eyebrows angles than actually fucking her, which is kinda embarrassing. The moans are hit or miss, some clips loop weird, sometimes they sync by accident and you get this one moment where everything lines up and it feels like you are the director of the most illegal Boruto spin off ever. And then some janky animation breaks it again, her boob clipping a bit through her arm, and you remember it is just another horny parody running in your browser while Discord pings in the background and Spotify playlist is still on that one track that does not match the scene at all.

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