Man, this One Punch Man parody hits different than I expected. You're playing as some wannabe hero trying to climb the rankings while dealing with Tatsumaki and other monster girls who are way more interested in fucking than fighting. The whole thing starts innocent enough - you're doing typical RPG stuff, training stats, picking dialogue options - but then suddenly you're getting handjobs from green-haired psychics and the game's asking if you want to use toys during combat encounters.

The turn-based system is weird because sometimes you're actually fighting monsters and sometimes you're just trying not to cum too fast during sex scenes. Like there's this one part where I'm battling some creature and the next screen I'm balls deep in her getting a creampie scene. The transitions don't make much sense but honestly who cares when Tatsumaki's giving you that look. Though I gotta say the humor lands pretty well - they nail that OPM vibe where everything's simultaneously serious and completely ridiculous. The protagonist's this skinny virgin type who keeps getting into situations way over his head, which tracks for the source material.

What threw me off was how the transformation stuff works - characters change during scenes but it's not always clear why or when it'll happen. One minute you're talking to a normal-looking girl, next she's got tentacles or whatever and you're doing anal. The masturbation mechanics feel tacked on too, like they needed to hit certain tags but didn't know how to integrate them naturally. Still, when it works it really works - the oral scenes with monster girls are genuinely hot and the whole "hero ranking" thing gives you actual goals beyond just seeing titties. Plus the parody elements mean you're not taking any of it too seriously, which helps when the plot gets completely bonkers.

I didn’t expect a porn VN to remind me of old YouTube prank videos and shitty MSN chats at the same time, but this one kinda does. Early 2000s vibe hits right away: chunky phones, ugly clothes, random posters that look like they were stolen from Limewire, and three girls who are absolutely not ready for “professional” porn at all, which is why I liked them. They’re messy, horny, loud, and half the time they’re laughing in the middle of a blowjob like it’s a blooper reel. You’re this clueless fisherman with big himbo energy, trying to pretend you know what you’re doing while these girls drag you into making “content.” Every scene feels like a mix of awkward home video and real romance, like someone put softcore cable TV and a shitty cam show in a blender and forgot the lid.

What really made me stay was how the game treats the lewd stuff like it’s normal life, not some sacred ritual. One moment she’s joking about your clothes smelling like fish, next moment she’s sliding down to your lap, stroking you slow with one hand, still talking trash about your haircut. There’s this scene on a shitty old couch where two of the girls are arguing about camera angles, and you’re sitting there with your dick out, and then one just shrugs, climbs on your lap and starts grinding while the other keeps filming and giggling. It feels like you’re all just playing around, but then the animation hits that perfect rhythm and her ass is bouncing in your face and it suddenly gets way too hot. Bodies look thick in a good way, tits that actually move when they get grabbed, asses that don’t look copy-pasted. Sometimes the faces go a bit weird during certain angles, then the next shot is gorgeous and you forget you were just judging it two seconds ago.

I like how the group scenes never feel like some cold porn studio script. There’s one moment where all three girls are crowded around you in this tiny room, joking about “auditions,” and they start teasing one by one. One is rubbing her chest against your back, another is on her knees working your shaft with slow, lazy strokes, the third is just there to whisper the filthiest things in your ear like she’s trying to brainwash you. It’s cute and fucked up at the same time. They’ll laugh, shove each other around, smack your ass for no reason, then suddenly get serious and look at you like you belong to them and only them. That’s the part that hits my yandere brain, honestly. They pretend it’s all fun and business, but the way they look jealous when someone else gets more attention? Yeah. If this was real life, somebody would slash someone’s tires. Sex scenes feel like they’re halfway between a joke and a confession, and you’re stuck in the middle, leaking all over their hands while they decide how far they want to go on camera this time. I kept pausing just to stare at their bodies like a creep and then pretending it was for “plot,” but whatever, that’s their fault for making it this horny and stupid and sweet at the same time.

The game starts with this dumbly simple setup: you drag your ass back home from college, expecting the usual boring landlady routine, and instead you walk into this weird, horny retirement crossover event. Grandma has a “friend” staying over, which already sounds suspicious, and the whole thing turns into a slow burn where you’re basically trying to fuck someone who should 100% be complaining about back pain, but instead she’s the one giving you a hard time. Literally. It leans into all the classic house-perv stuff: creeping past half-open doors, pretending you “accidentally” walk in on her while she’s half naked, morning wood scenes where you’re just waiting for her to notice that tent in the sheets and do something bad with it. The writing is shameless about it. You’re not some innocent guy; you’re clearly there to see how far you can push this woman who keeps acting proper while you’re checking out her ass in every room of the house.

The best part for me is when you start crossing that line from accidental to “yeah, we’re doing this on purpose.” There’s this shower bit where you’re clearly peeping, and the game doesn’t even try to hide that it wants you to stare. Water running down her body, her hand lingering way too long between her legs, like she’s either pretending not to notice you or she knows you’re on the other side of the glass and gets off on it. Later on, there’s a sleep scene where she’s napping in this totally un-grandma pose, shirt riding up, no bra, and the game straight up gives you the option to touch her while she’s out. No moral bullshit, no “are you sure?” pop up, just “do you grope or do you chicken out?” When your hand slides under her top and she shifts in her sleep, half moaning, half trying to stay “asleep”, it hits that pervy, wrong-but-hot vibe the game is clearly built around. And yeah, you’ll probably save scum it to see both outcomes, because who wouldn’t.

Her whole personality is this mix of old-school manners and dirty tension. She scolds you for not helping around the house, calls you a “young man” like she’s about to lecture you, then glances down at your crotch and lingers a second too long. There’s a breakfast scene where she sits across from you in this loose house dress, no underwear, and when you look closely you can see the hint of wetness on her inner thigh if you bother clicking. That’s the kind of tiny thing that actually made me smirk. The game wants you to be a creeper, it rewards you for it. You get scenes where she “accidentally” barges into your room, catches you jerking off, and instead of screaming, she just stands there frozen, staring at your cock, breathing heavy. Her excuses are so weak it’s funny: she came to “check the window” while you’re clearly mid-stroke, cum running down your hand. Later she tries to pretend nothing happened but then her skirt gets shorter, her neckline gets lower, and suddenly she’s bending over in front of you every five minutes. It’s not subtle, but subtlety is overrated when you’re watching a woman old enough to be a grandma kneel between your legs and wrap her lips around your shaft, pretending she’s only “helping you relieve some stress from your studies.” She takes it slow, holds eye contact, lips stretched tight, saliva running down your balls, one hand stroking, the other digging her nails into your thigh when you finally unload down her throat and she keeps swallowing like she’s been waiting for this the whole damn time.

Jake is that guy you see smoking outside some shitty bar at midnight, leaning on a dented car that looks fast enough to kill you, and you can just tell his life went sideways but he still thinks he’s the main character. The game kinda throws you in his mess without long bullshit intro. He is early 30s, freshly divorced, ego hurt but still horny as hell, with this mix of “I learned from my mistakes” and “I’ll probably do them again if the ass is good enough.” You follow him through a city that feels dirty in the right way, full of neon, garages, half-legal races and women who either want to save him or use him or fuck him stupid. Sometimes all three on the same night. It’s not romantic. It pretends to be romantic sometimes, then throws you a scene where you’re raw-dogging in the backseat after a race while the engine is still ticking hot.

The main thing is choices. Not those fake “good/bad” choices like in some polished Steam thing. Here it’s more like: do you go home with the classy businesswoman who talks with sharp eyes and wears lingerie that probably costs more than Jake’s car, or do you let yourself get dragged into a bathroom stall by the reckless street queen with grease on her hands and a laugh that says she’ll ruin your life. Sometimes you pick what to say and it feels small, like just flirting, but later she shows up at a race and suddenly she’s betting on you like you’re her toy. Money is not just a number here either. You win it, you burn it, you use it to upgrade your car or to impress some woman who totally doesn’t need impressing but still spreads her legs easier when you bring her to the nicer bar. Or doesn’t. One of them actually got mad when I tried to flash the cash and I ended up jerking off alone in a shitty motel room after a race because she ghosted me. That scene hurt more than any “game over” screen.

Sex scenes are not always “perfect porn” timing. Sometimes they’re quick and messy, like you barely pulled her shorts aside in a dark alley and you’re hoping nobody walks in. Other times you get that slow burn where you’re in her apartment, her heels on, legs squeezed around your waist, kissing and grinding on the sofa before clothes even come off. There is one moment where you lose a race by being reckless, car almost fucked, and the woman you’re kind of chasing shows up at the garage. She is furious, calls you an idiot, then ten seconds later she is pressed against the hood, moaning, because the adrenaline got to both of you. It’s hot, but also kinda sad, because you can tell neither of you is actually okay. That’s the thing: the game teases that you can “find the best woman,” but honestly, all of them feel a bit broken in their own way, same as Jake. One is way too into the danger, one is clearly using you to piss off someone richer, one looks like she wants a stable guy yet still rides you in the car after an illegal race like she never heard of stability in her life. You jump between scenes thinking with your dick and then later you realize you actually care which route you’re on. Or maybe you don’t, maybe you just want to see who lets you come on her face, who prefers it on her tits, and who makes you finish inside and gives you that look like you just crossed a line and she kinda liked it. Up to you.