This whole thing feels like someone took every anime waifu you've ever crushed on and threw them into a blender with gacha mechanics. Pocket Waifu's got everyone - Megumin doing her explosion thing, Lucoa being all thicc dragon energy, even Tatsumaki looking perpetually annoyed while somehow being incredibly fuckable. The clicking gets mindless fast but honestly? That's kinda the point. You're not here for complex gameplay, you're here because seeing Rias Gremory in progressively skimpier outfits while numbers go up hits some primal part of your brain that retail therapy usually handles.

The progression system is whatever - click, level up, unlock scene, repeat. But fuck me the variety is impressive in a chaotic way. One minute you're getting a titjob from Lucy Heartfilia, next you're balls deep in some Nikke girl whose name I can't pronounce. The animations aren't groundbreaking but they get the job done, especially when Erza's doing that thing with her tongue or when Hinata finally stops being shy and goes full slut mode. Rosa from Pokemon looking absolutely stacked was not something I expected but here we are. The costumes unlock pretty regularly which keeps things fresh - nothing beats seeing Darkness in a maid outfit begging for it.

What's wild is how they managed to cram so many different series together without it feeling completely schizophrenic. Though honestly the Kobayashi dragon maids feel a bit out of place next to the more explicitly sexual characters, but whatever, Ilulu's tits make up for any tonal inconsistencies. The anal scenes with Sakura Matou hit different when you're three hours deep into idle clicking. Sometimes I forget I'm supposed to be managing resources and just end up staring at Yor Forger's ass physics for way too long. The mobile interface works fine but occasionally the click detection gets wonky during the more intense scenes which is annoying when you're trying to... multitask.

Man, this is one weird fucking tech demo that somehow manages to be both frustrating and oddly compelling at the same time. You're basically this dude wandering around what feels like a broken RPG where everyone's stuck in NPC mode - they just stand there doing their programmed routines until you click the right spots or say the magic words. But here's where it gets interesting: you can bypass all that bullshit and just... do stuff to them anyway. The elf chick by the fountain? She'll keep talking about fetch quests while you're literally groping her tits. It's like the game world doesn't give a shit about consent mechanics, which is both the whole point and kinda unsettling if you think about it too hard.

The art's decent enough - nothing groundbreaking but the monster girls look fuckable and the animations don't make your eyes bleed. There's this one scene with a demon girl where she's going through her dialogue tree about needing rare herbs while you're balls deep in her ass, and she just keeps talking like nothing's happening. It's absurd but somehow works? The oral scenes are probably the best animated ones, especially when you get the exhibitionism stuff going in the town square. Everyone just walks by like it's Tuesday. Actually, wait - I think I complained about the dialogue being repetitive but honestly some of the NPC responses when you interrupt their scripts are pretty funny.

Look, it's clearly unfinished and rough around the edges. The point-and-click interface feels clunky sometimes, and there's this annoying bug where characters get stuck mid-animation. But there's something genuinely unique about the whole "reality doesn't apply to the player" concept that kept me clicking around longer than I expected. It's like playing god in the horniest possible way, which... yeah, that's probably the appeal right there.

This thing feels like someone mashed up a Blizzard porn folder with a horny clicker and then accidentally made it kind of emotional in a weird, horny-gamer way. You start in what is basically a fantasy nerd’s wet brain: big armored bodies, big everything, and zero shame about it. Pharah is front and center a lot of the time, and her body is just ridiculous. The armor is there, but it’s basically a frame to hang her tits and thighs on. You get these close shots where her breasts are bouncing in sync with the sound, and the areola are huge and dark and on purpose, not some tiny “safe” nipples. Every time you adjust the pace, the audio reacts: armor clinks, wet sounds get louder, little breathy noises slip out of her and it’s actually kind of intense when you’re wearing headphones. I made the mistake of muting it for a bit and the whole thing felt way more dead, like watching porn gifs on mute, so yeah, sound is a big part even if it’s not perfect.

Then Reinhardt shows up and the subtlety dies. He’s got that huge tank body and they gave him a cock that matches it, like they went, “ok, someone in the comments will complain if it’s not massive” and then overcorrected. When he’s railing Pharah from behind and she’s braced on the ground with her legs spread and her ass just shaking, the camera really loves her thighs. It zooms low, so you get this view of his big penis slamming between them while her breasts swing underneath her, areola almost slipping out of the frame. Sometimes the angle is kind of awkward, like you want to tilt the camera a tiny bit and you can’t, but then he grabs her hips and you forget you were annoyed. The interaction is pretty basic click stuff, but because they sync the movement with the sound, when you ramp it up to max speed and she starts moaning louder and her body jitters a bit, it actually feels like you’re pushing her limits. Not in a romantic way, more like “ok this would break a real human but she’s an Overwatch hero so she just takes it and begs for more”.

What really yanked my brain sideways was the quick World of Warcraft cameo style bits. There is this short Garrosh Hellscream and Jaina Proudmoore tease tucked in, like they exist in the same horny multiverse, and it’s kind of wrong and hot at the same time. Jaina’s cleavage is insane, breasts practically spilling out, and they gave her these fat areola that peek through with the slightest movement. It made me open a separate tab and google her old WoW renders just to compare and I kinda regret that because now the game version is burned in my head. Garrosh looks brutal next to her, like he could snap her in half, and that contrast scratched the same itch as seeing Reinhardt towering over Pharah. Big orc, big thighs, big hands, and you just know where that is going even if the game doesn’t go as far with them as I secretly wanted. Also, there is a tiny thing that pissed me off: one of Pharah’s idle animations loops a bit too fast, so her breathing looks slightly off rhythm if you stare at her chest too long. I did. It bugged me. Then Reinhardt slams into her again and her whole body shakes and her armor straps creak, and suddenly I’m not thinking about loop timing anymore, just watching her ass ripple and thinking “yeah, this is exactly the trash I logged in for.”

Crossunder Academy looks at you and goes, “yeah, you’re the new kid, you don’t know shit, but here, have power anyway.” You roll in thinking it’s just another school VN with some tits glued on, and then they throw you into the Student Council and suddenly you’re the class president, fake tie, fake responsibilities, and very real chances to fuck half the campus if you don’t screw it up. It starts tame, like a dating sim pretending to be serious: club budgets, school events, that kind of filler. Then you figure out every boring “proposal” conversation is basically foreplay. The shy club rep who wants more money for “equipment” leans over your desk a bit too far, blouse a little too tight, and you’ve got the classic choice pop-up: act professional, tease her, or slide right into horny territory and test how far she’s willing to go to get that funding. You know which one you click. Don’t lie.

The fun part is how it mixes the puzzle feeling with porn without turning into some clicker trash. You’re not matching gems or anything stupid like that, you’re juggling scenes. Say the wrong thing to one girl and she gets jealous when you’re alone with her teacher later, and suddenly that nice slow blowjob under the desk becomes “sorry, I can’t, people will talk.” Say the right thing and the same teacher is on her knees, glasses fogged up, working your cock like she’s grading on a curve. Some routes feel like you’re solving a horny jigsaw puzzle with horny pieces. You’re planning event schedules while secretly thinking, “ok, if Hermione-clone student nerd and that thick aunt-looking lunch lady are both there, can I push them into some exhibitionist shit?” and sometimes the game actually lets you pull it off. There are moments where the camera settles into POV and it’s just you, her big tits pressed right into the frame, your cock between them for a messy titfuck, and the sound design goes from cartoony to “oh, someone actually cared here.” Then next scene a different girl is doing this ahegao face like she’s auditioning for a meme compilation and it almost kills the mood, but you keep clicking because, well, creampie counter is not going to fill itself.

It leans hard into the fantasy faculty and campus girls archetypes. You’ve got the prim bookworm who clearly wants to be ruined in the library after hours, the fake innocent student council girl who’s absolutely into groping behind closed doors, the curvy “tradwife” type who talks about cooking and chores while riding you raw, and that one busty older woman that might as well have “MILF” written on her forehead. Half the time you’re trying to act like a respectable president in meetings, half the time you’re lining up which corridor to “inspect” so you can corner someone and see how far she’ll go if the hallway cameras are “mysteriously” off. There’s teasing everywhere, a little too much sometimes: she’s in your lap, skirt hiked up, grinding on you, moaning in your ear about how wrong it is in a school setting, and the scene still stalls until you pick the right dialog line before it lets you finally push inside. When it does click though, the game doesn’t flinch: deep throat, sloppy oral, thick ass bouncing in your lap, cum inside, cum outside, cum on her face while she’s making that stupid cross-eyed expression. It’s messy, a bit goofy, sometimes hot as hell, sometimes clunky as fuck, but it feels like an actual degenerate school fantasy where your choices matter just enough to make you paranoid you missed one more filthy route.