Naruto: Family Vacation sounds innocent until it isn’t. The thing starts like some casual summer getaway - sun, sand, family, all that “wholesome” crap - but five minutes in, you realize this trip’s got nothing to do with bonding over campfires. It’s a messy, sweaty, unapologetic fantasy playground where every familiar face from the Hidden Leaf seems to have left their morals (and most of their clothes) at home. You’re the guy in the middle of it all, watching Hinata try to keep her calm while her sister teases her, Tsunade pretending she’s too mature for this before she’s the loudest one moaning, and Ino doing that thing with her tongue that makes you forget your own damn name. It’s not subtle, and it doesn’t try to be.

What’s wild is how it mixes that goofy parody vibe with moments that feel way too personal. Like, you’re watching Sakura give a footjob while Naruto’s voice echoes from another room, and it hits you - this is both ridiculous and kinda hot in a way you didn’t expect. The art style helps; it’s got that soft, hand-drawn feel that makes even the dirtiest scenes look almost sweet. Almost. There’s a voyeur thing going on too - you catch scenes you weren’t supposed to see, like Temari sneaking into Shikamaru’s room or Mei Terumi playing with a toy that looks like it came from another dimension. It’s all a bit chaotic, but that’s part of the charm.

Sometimes it feels like the game’s trolling you - one moment you’re deep in a BDSM scene with ropes and blindfolds, next you’re watching Boruto walk by eating ramen like nothing’s happening. It’s absurd, horny, and kind of brilliant in its own broken way. The pacing’s weird, the dialogue swings between hot and hilariously bad, but somehow that just makes it feel more real. Like a dirty secret you shouldn’t be enjoying this much, but you keep clicking anyway.

Infinity Crisis Island feels like someone mashed together horny fanart from Reddit, a Ren’Py starter project, and a beach episode from every Marvel/DC cartoon, then forgot to put on the brakes. You’re the owner of this stupidly nice beach house on a tropical island, and heroes from both universes just kind of… show up. Not with epic plots, not with world saving, just with tight bikinis and way too much pent-up energy. The first one to crash at your place is She-Hulk, and she’s exactly the kind of big green problem you don’t try to fix. Thick ass, huge tits squeezed in a swimsuit that looks like it lost the fight, muscles everywhere, but the game leans hard into her being chill and playful instead of just “angry monster lady”. It’s not subtle at all, and that’s part of the fun. You pick your character, slap a name on him, and start trying to talk your way into her pants, and the writing is simple but horny in a very direct way. No long fake-deep monologues, just choices like “be a cocky bastard” or “pretend you’re a gentleman” and hoping she likes that vibe.

The UI looks like classic Ren’Py stuff, very basic, but it runs smooth on both laptop and phone. I tested it in Chrome on Android while pretending to “check Slack” and it never lagged or broke. Dialog pops fast, the click-to-advance pace feels good when you’re one-handed and impatient. The art is honestly the main reason to stay. She-Hulk is drawn thick as hell, with that big green ass taking half the screen sometimes, and there’s this funny contrast of comic-book cosplay and outright porn. You get kissing scenes that start kind of sweet, then just escalate into handjob under the swimsuit, then blowjob with drool everywhere, then full-on pussy pounding and creampies that leave her looking used but still teasing you. The game doesn’t shy away from cum shots at all; there’s plenty of white mess, mouth full, tits covered, thick ropes sliding down abs. Titfucks are there too, and not the lazy “two frames and done” kind. She pushes her huge boobs together, your cock slides between, and the camera angle sells the fantasy way better than I expected for a parody VN.

What actually surprised me is how the choices mess with the mood. You can play her like some raging monster who just wants to be fucked hard, or lean into her being laid back and flirty, and the sex scenes adjust their tone. Same positions, same basic events, but the way she talks changes a lot. Sometimes she’s talking shit, calling you out on being a perv, sometimes she’s more like “yeah, I needed this, keep going”, and that does a lot for the vibe. The game also likes to tease you with wrong answers that don’t fully lock you out, just slow things down, which is actually hotter in some routes. There’s one moment where you go from joking banter on the beach to her pinning you to the couch and grinding that big green pussy on your cock through your trunks, and it feels earned because of how you talked to her before. It’s still simple, it’s not Persona, but for a short horny parody it hits way better than it has any right to. Just don’t expect any deep narrative about superheroes or some multiverse crisis. The “crisis” is basically “can your dick keep up with a green amazon who wants anal, a creampie, and maybe a second round if you don’t talk like an idiot.” And honestly, that’s enough.

Ninja Island feels like somebody mashed together a horny doujin circle, an old GBA-era RPG and a browser porn tab they forgot to close, then said “yeah ok ship it”. In a good way, mostly. You start as this not-very-subtle male ninja, dumped on an island where every other ninja girl looks like she escaped from some crossover Discord server: big tits, tight outfits that are basically one sneeze away from falling off, and that whole “I could kill you or ride you” vibe. There’s a story about some secret technique and rival clans, but honestly the real plot is “how many ways can you get these kunoichi naked without immediately dying”. The game kind of knows that, and leans into it.

It’s a classic turn based RPG on paper. You move from area to area, run into patrols of busty ninjas, and fights trigger like normal encounters. First time I ran into this blue-haired swordswoman, she pinned my character to a tree in a cutscene and groped him for “searching for weapons”. That escalated into a full-on forced titfuck scene as a “punishment” for trespassing. After that you unlock a special stance in combat where your skills change to more pervy stuff, like grapples that lower their “shame” instead of HP. The usual “attack, skill, item, defend” thing is there, but half the skills clearly exist so the girl ends up with her outfit ripped off, dripping, and moaning while still trying to stab you. Lose on purpose and you get a different H scene, win and you usually get to fuck them after breaking their will, with that whole corruption angle the game is obsessed with. Some of the scenes get pretty rough too, with actual ***, group assaults, and multiple penetration scenes when you piss off a whole squad of enemy kunoichi and they decide to “take turns” on you out of frustration. The POV shots during creampies are kind of hot, even if the censorship is annoying as hell. They blur the important bits and you just sit there knowing exactly what is happening, but still, it hits different when they show your character grabbing a ninja’s hair while she drools and gives that stupid ahegao look as you finish deep inside her. There’s also a cam-style event where one of the girls uses a magic mirror like it’s OnlyFans, performing handjobs and oral on you for her “followers” while you desperately try to focus on the quest text. I still think the UI sound for opening the menu is way too loud and it’s driving me crazy, and the game is never going to fix that.

What’s interesting from a gamification side is how they tie your kink progression to actual leveling. Each girl basically has her own mini route. At first she treats you like trash, slaps your hands away when you try to grope her, or forces you to watch as she “examines” you and humiliates you. As you win fights and trigger scenes, she gets more corrupted, starts asking for sex instead of pretending it’s an accident, and later you unlock stuff like public exhibition quests where she walks around the village in half-open ninja gear, pretending it’s “camouflage” while random NPCs comment on her tits. One moment I was in a serious boss fight against a busty captain, carefully managing skills and items, and then suddenly the fight shifts into a scripted H phase where she orders her subordinates to hold me down and we get a full bukkake scene as she rides me in front of them. Then it throws you back into battle like nothing happened and you still have to finish her off. The pacing is kind of a mess, and the censorship kills the mood sometimes, but the rhythm of “battle, tease, grab, fuck, level up” ends up working. They even give different skills if you choose more domination options versus letting the girls sexually harass and use you first, which is such a dumb smart detail for a porn RPG. There’s a lot of rough stuff, actual *** scenes mixed with consensual corruption, big tits smashing into the screen, and enough creampie and group sex to make your browser history look like evidence. The island itself is just a backdrop for horny ninja power leveling, and honestly, it does that job way too well.

Keigo coming back to town already feels like cheap porn setup, and this game just leans into it without pretending otherwise. You load it up on your phone, see that familiar orange-haired dude with his smug domestic life, and right away you know what lane this goes to. Ichigo has the house, the job, the hot wife with huge tits making small talk in the kitchen, and you are literally the extra guy on the couch. The funny thing is how the game really makes you sit in that loser role. Early on you are just walking around as Keigo, opening menus, checking basic stats, doing small jobs, feeling broke, while Orihime is in the background being sweet and soft and stacked like two watermelons trying to escape her shirt. The animations kick in slowly, not instantly, and that weird delay actually made the first proper lewd scene hit harder than I expected. One moment you are just helping her in the kitchen, next moment your brain is going, "oh fuck, I should not want my friend's wife bent over that table like this," and the game goes, "too late, idiot," and the scene starts flowing.

The corruption vibe is handled more through gradual choices and repeated scenes than any complicated system. You flirt a bit, you stare too long at her ass while she leans forward to clean the table, there is this tiny animated jiggle that honestly got way more of my attention than the big events later. Like, who the hell animates the little side-bounce of her tits when she just turns around to pass you tea? That one stupid motion made me replay the same moment in the gallery more than the full-on sex scenes. And yet, when it actually reaches fucking, they do not hold back. You get the straight vaginal sex with Orihime that starts all guilty and nervous, with her trying to whisper that "Ichigo might come back," then frames cut tighter and tighter until you are literally seeing your dick vanish inside her, white cream pouring out while she shakes. Creampies are not teased, they are just shown full center. Then later, when that line is crossed, she starts dressing differently around you, like the dev is going "ok, she is corrupted now, you broke the dams, go nuts." Not very subtle, but this is porn, not Shakespeare.

What really sells the parody angle for me is how all the other girls show up like some scuffed gacha pool in a bootleg mobile game. You wander a bit more, boom, Rukia in casual clothes acting all strict while your choices push her into compromising situations. Rangiku just appears with this insane stacked chest that looks like the artist was angry at gravity. Yoruichi shows up like a cheat code you accidentally triggered, suddenly naked in catlike poses, animated with this lazy confidence that screams "you are not worthy but I'm bored, so fine." Netorare fans will probably be grinning, because Keigo might be the thief here, but the game never lets you forget that these women are, in some way, attached to Ichigo's orbit. Every time his name drops in the middle of a sex scene, it adds that dirty little stab of "ok, this is fucked," especially when Orihime moans and mentions him while you are the one balls deep. It is messed up, and then five seconds later you are spamming the continue button to see if the next unlock shows more of Rangiku's ass in motion. The 2D animations are not perfect, there are a few loops that look slightly awkward if you stare too long, but then the angle changes and suddenly you are just focused on the way her big ass bounces on Keigo's lap and your inner critic shuts up. I wish the game let you tweak more minor stuff like text speed or let you mute Ichigo's existence for one route, but that is never going to happen and maybe it should not. The whole sick little charm here is that you are the side character stealing the main hero's happy endings, one creampie at a time.