Apartment looks normal in the afternoon. Cheap rent, cracked wall, neighbor’s TV bleeding through the concrete, the usual city trash. Then the lights twitch once, your Spotify glitches, and suddenly you’ve got two naked ghosts in your living room arguing over who gets to sit on your lap first. The game just throws that at you, like, “yeah, this is fine.” They’re not the “booo I will kill you” type either. More like “I will ride your face and then maybe cry about my tragic past later.” You move back to your hometown thinking about CVs and boring job hunt hell, and instead you’re juggling spectral titties the size of your head and trying to remember which dialogue option raises which hidden stat. Honestly feels like Excel, but horny.

The daily loop is weirdly chill and horny at same time. You wake up, check your messages, maybe go out for a side gig to get some money, then come back to this cursed apartment where the real grind starts. One ghost leans into the shy, soft thing, boobs pressed against your back when you cook, acting like she “doesn’t know what a handjob is” while obviously knowing exactly how to milk your cock slow enough to make you beg. The other one? Gremlin energy. She floats upside down, skirt hanging, ass in your face, making fun of you for blushing while she wraps her toes around you and starts a footjob on the cheap sofa like it’s just another Tuesday. I had a moment where she literally popped through the wall while I was trying to sleep, sat on my chest, pinning me, and whispered in my ear that if I didn’t touch her she’d “haunt my balls.” That scene escalated into sloppy oral so fast I forgot I was supposed to be scared. The game calls itself horror, and yeah, some of the midnight events actually hit that creepy “why is the hallway longer than before” vibe, but then you’re groping a ghost’s huge tits in a dark bathroom while the mirror reflects nothing but your own hands. Honestly I got more scared of missing a route flag than of any jump scare.

The messy part is the sandbox structure. You kind of wander between work, random paranormal events, and slow unlocking of their “memories.” Each ghost has scenes gated behind affection, lust, and some mysterious value I still don’t fully get because I forgot to track one variable on my notes and now my spreadsheet looks like a crime board. One night you get a tender blowjob where she’s on her knees, drool running down your shaft while she tries to keep eye contact like it’s important for her soul or something, and the next night the same girl phases through the floor, grabs your dick from below the bed, and the game just calls it a “playful surprise.” I loved that. Actually, no, it annoyed me, because I could not figure out what time slot combo triggered it again. There is a tiny spirit thing that acts like a horny tutorial and lore dump, floating around telling you where to poke the curse, but half the time I ignored it and still got scenes to trigger, so I’m not even sure if it matters. Some routes feel polished, with multi-stage events, like the progression from clumsy handjob on the couch to her confidently riding you, tits bouncing so hard they clip through your view and you kind of forget it’s 2D, and other times you just get a short tease and nothing after. I kept waiting for more intense paranormal horror in the corridors, then got distracted because the busty ghost bent over the kitchen table and asked if you wanted to “test how solid her ass feels from behind.” So yeah. This apartment is a mess, the pacing is janky, the boobs are ridiculous, and I’m still counting flags like a nerd while getting sucked off by a dead girl who moans your name like you’re the only thing keeping her in this world.

RuleUniverse feels like someone mashed Dragon Ball fanfiction, horny Twitter art and a half-finished Ren’Py project, then accidentally made it kind of addictive. You start as this lonely overachiever kid that reads like every shonen protagonist in history, then a demon scientist pops up and says, “hey, let’s stuff your body with DNA from the strongest fighters in the universe, what could go wrong.” It’s delightfully stupid in that fanfic way, but precisely because of that, it works. The game knows it’s a parody, it doesn’t try to pretend it’s “deep”, and then it suddenly throws in a line about destiny or guiding the universe and you’re like… alright, Toriyama-with-horny-mods, calm down.

The real fun is how transparently it worships its women. Bulma, Chi-Chi, Android 18, that whole legendary boob-and-ass pantheon is here, clearly shaped by someone who grew up pausing VHS at the worst places. The models are 3D and exaggerated as hell: huge tits, fat asses, those shiny anime lips that just scream “she’s going to suck him off in like two clicks.” Animated scenes actually move, not just two stiff characters rubbing like broken Sims; you get thrusting, jiggling, drool, that soft spit string when you pull out from a blowjob, all the little pervy details that tell you the dev really wanted this for themselves first. One moment you’re doing basic combat with ki blasts and energy auras, the next you’re balls-deep in Bulma in a lab, with wires and science junk in the background like that somehow makes it ethical. And the combat’s funny: it pretends to be serious, but all you’re thinking is “okay, how many fights until I unlock the next sex scene with Android 18.” Sometimes the sandbox part feels less like a “world” and more like a small playground with a fence around it, but the loops of walking around, clicking, triggering small events, slowly unlocking more lewd stuff… it scratched that same spot as old flash games I used to sneak at school on shitty browsers.

I kinda love how messy it is. The romance tries to act sentimental for a second, then five lines later you’re face-fucking a milf with magic powers while she moans like someone recorded it in a bathroom on a cheap mic. Dialog swings from “I will guide the universe” to “fuck me harder” without the slightest shame. Exploration is simple, a little repetitive, but I still kept wandering, poking every corner hoping there’s a hidden event where Chi-Chi finally snaps and rides the protagonist like he’s the last Saiyan on earth. Some text sounds like it was written at midnight by a dude half-remembering DBZ arcs from YouTube AMVs, which, honestly, is the right energy. I do wish the world reacted more to what you do, like if you bang Bulma enough, Vegeta starts showing up mad or something, but I know that kind of feature is exactly the thing that stays in the dev’s “maybe later” notes forever. Still, when you’re watching Android 18 slowly drop to her knees after you save her in a fight and she rewards you with this sloppy, animated blowjob, with her tits barely contained and that quiet smug smile when she swallows, it hits the trashy, horny, teen-power-fantasy nerve in a very specific way. It’s not elegant. It’s not smart. It’s like a wet doujin turned half-game, half-daydream, and somehow that’s exactly why it sticks.

Red arriving to this tiny Japanese village feels a bit like a runway model getting dropped in the mud. He comes from the city, full of porn brain and zero manners, and suddenly he is stuck between rice fields, bugs, and this old wooden house that smells like tatami and miso. As a fashion designer, my eyes go first to fabric and body lines, and Yuko, the grandmother, is basically a walking lingerie sketch that got trapped in an apron. She has this soft, heavy chest that keeps pulling the cloth away from her body, like the shirt is begging to open. Big hips under loose cotton, no bra at home, of course. Everything is too thin or too tight in the wrong place. If you ever tried a see-through yukata after shower and forgot panties, you know the vibe. The game leans hard into that. There is this scene where Red is helping her hang laundry outside, sun hitting the damp fabric, and you see her bra and panties dripping on the line. The camera lingers way too long on the granny panties, but they hug that ass with a kind of accidental sex appeal. I paused there to think how I would redesign them in black lace with a higher cut, but then Red starts staring at the outline of her nipples through the wet blouse and, yeah, focus gone.

What I like is how slow the corruption feels at first. Red pretends to help in the fields, gets sweaty, comes back inside, and just sits there with his legs wide, cock pressing his shorts, watching her bend over the low table. It is not subtle. You can see his erection shape, and the game does not shy away from that. When he "accidentally" brushes against her tits in that tight little kitchen, you feel that tension where she kind of freezes. Yuko starts as this quiet, polite, almost plain woman who hides everything inside baggy clothes, but once he starts teasing, she becomes a lingerie project that is slowly getting cut open. There is a point where he pulls her close while Hiroshi, the old farmer, is just outside, and his hand slides inside her top. The art really loves breasts, every curve, every fold where fabric presses into soft skin. He squeezes them while she tries to whisper "stop" and her body is clearly not stopping anything. Later, when he pushes his cock between her lips for the first time, it is messy, wet, and honestly more rough than romantic, and her mascara slightly smudged look hits this strange runway-afterparty fantasy. I hated one tiny thing though: his shoes. Ugly as hell and I could not stop seeing them in every standing scene, like why give so much detail to veins on the dick but those plastic-looking sneakers stay. Anyway, once the voyeur stuff kicks in, with Red fucking her from behind in cramped rooms while grandfather shuffles around nearby, the whole farm turns into this hidden catwalk of sin, where the only outfits that matter are half-open yukata, bunched-up skirts, and the marks his fingers leave on her thighs after he spreads them wide and buries himself inside her, again and again, like he owns both her body and her wardrobe.

Sam comes home from a boring business trip and instantly feels that horrible little itch in the back of his skull that every married guy knows but pretends he doesn’t. The house is quiet in the wrong way. His gorgeous newlywed wife is “napping” in the afternoon instead of jumping on his dick like she did last month, her hair all messy, tits pushed against that too-tight shirt that she “only wears at home”. She smiles, but it’s that lazy smile that says she is hiding something and also kind of turned on by it. You play from his side at first, walking around, touching stuff, replaying that lingerie selfie she sent him while he was away. You zoom in like a paranoid idiot and then you see it. Three fingers on the edge of the frame that are definitely not hers. Not female. Not yours. And your stomach just drops in that nice, horny, fucked up way. It’s that kind of game.

The story keeps flipping the knife. You bounce between perspectives and it messes with your brain on purpose. One moment you are Sam, trying to act normal, asking her calm questions while your eyes are locked on her big tits jiggling every time she lies to you. Next moment you’re in her head, replaying what actually happened while he was out of town. The lingerie hits the floor, her huge ass up in the air, face buried in the pillow. There is that full ahegao moment when she completely forgets she is “married now” and just lets herself get ruined. Tongue out, eyes rolled, drool, the whole hentai package, and the worst part is she likes it too much. The game loves corruption. She starts as the cute loyal wife who sends flirty selfies to her husband, then slowly you see her open the door for “just one drink”, “just a little touching”, “just once more” while his texts pop up on her phone and she ignores them because some other guy has her pinned and stretching her in ways Sam probably never did. If you hate cheating, this thing is like emotional self harm. If you enjoy that tight mix of jealousy, arousal, and “I shouldn’t be jerking off to this” shame, yeah, it hits pretty hard.

What I liked is how it plays with you instead of just throwing random porn scenes. Your choices feel dirty. Do you push Sam to confront her early, when you only have that suspicious selfie and her weird behavior, or do you delay it just to see how far she goes down the corruption hole. Sometimes you end up watching your own wife send pics to another man, posing with those huge tits squeezed together for him, knowing that the panties are already wet from what they did yesterday. The netorare angle is cruel in small ways. A bit of lipstick that is not the shade you bought. A small mark on her inner thigh that she says is “from bumping into the table”. You know it’s from teeth. She starts dressing a little more slutty, “for you”, but she is actually training herself to be ready when someone else calls. There are moments where you control the other guy too, lining her up, watching her try to keep her moans down, pretending she still has any loyalty left. She cries, but she keeps fucking. She tells herself she loves her husband while her body sells her out. It is messy, ugly, hot, and weirdly believable for something that looks like a hentai brain fantasy. You get that awful thrill when Sam finally realizes he is not the main character in his own marriage anymore, just the guy paying the bills while his big titted wife slowly turns into someone else’s toy. Not heroic, not fair, just horny, twisted, and way too easy to keep clicking “next”.