This RWBY parody throws you into Beacon Academy as some kind of therapist or counselor, which honestly sounds like the worst job ever until you realize what kind of "therapy" you'll be providing. The whole premise is basically "what if you had authority over all these anime girls and decided to be a complete creep about it?" - and yeah, that's exactly what happens.

The point-and-click mechanics work fine I guess, though sometimes clicking on things feels weird and unresponsive. You're basically going around corrupting everyone from Ruby to Yang to that ice queen Weiss, plus a bunch of other characters I can't even remember the names of. The corruption progression is pretty standard trainer game stuff - start innocent, gradually push boundaries, eventually everyone's throwing themselves at you because... reasons? The dialogue tries to be funny but it's hit or miss, mostly miss if I'm being honest. Some of the sexual harassment scenarios are so over-the-top they loop back to being amusing, like when you're supposed to be helping with "emotional support" but you're just groping people. The handjob scenes are decent enough, and there's plenty of big tits bouncing around if that's your thing. Blake's corruption arc was actually kind of hot, but then again I might just have a thing for cat girls. Wait, was I talking about the gameplay? The harem aspect builds up slowly which is good because rushing into it would've been even more ridiculous than it already is. Some of the 3D models look janky as hell though - Yang's hair clips through her body half the time and it's distracting during the good parts. The male domination stuff gets pretty intense later on, way more than I expected from something that started so tame. Honestly the whole thing feels like someone's power fantasy about being a shitty guidance counselor, but somehow it works better than it should.

World full of people with crazy powers, and you start as the useless kid who can’t do shit. That’s the part that hooked me. Everyone’s out there throwing fire, stopping time, shattering walls, and you’re stuck in this school where your “talent” is being pathetic and horny. Then the game flips it. Your Genex kicks in and suddenly the loser becomes the guy monsters and girls both want to either fuck or kill. Sometimes both. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a hero anime, a gacha monster game from my phone, and a really filthy hentai, then forgot to clean the edges. You walk around school, talk, grind a bit, pick fights that you’re not really ready for, get wrecked, go again. Those turn based fights are simple but not boring, because half the tension is “am I gonna win” and the other half is “ok if I lose, how badly am I getting used.”

The sex is not some soft blurred romance bullshit either. There is real weight in how the game treats bodies. Huge tits that actually move when she rides you, asses that look like they could crush your ribs, monsters with extra limbs and extra holes that turn “multiple penetration” into something like a physics puzzle. One scene I keep thinking about: you’re fighting this monster girl who looks almost cute at start, like some shy transfer student with horns. She wrecks you in combat, pins you down, and suddenly there’s your cock in her mouth, your ass pinned, something wet sliding between your legs, and the camera just hangs there. You hear her voice, half moan, half mocking, and you feel weird because part of you is turned on and part of you’s like “is this still about being a hero or am I just a toy now.” And then it throws you back to the school corridors like nothing happened, classmates talking about homework while you’re walking around full of dried cum. The game never sits you down to explain the morality of it, it just shoves you into these situations and lets your brain do the philosophy after you’ve already jerked off.

I like how your power feels less like a gift and more like a curse that keeps giving you new ways to get in trouble. In one route you use it to protect a girl from some monster, big heroic move, and your reward is her thanking you with her lips around your dick in an empty classroom, her voice trembling in that lightly cheesy anime way while she tries not to gag. In another, same ability turns you basically into an accessory for a monster queen who treats you like living breeding tool, creampie after creampie until the screen is just sweat and white. The violence hits a bit harder than I expected from a porn game. When you punch something, you hear bones. When you lose, sometimes the scene starts with blood and ends with you still getting jerked off or ridden, so your own pain is just background to all this pleasure. It’s kind of fucked, but that’s also what gives the sex more bite. And yeah, the sandbox parts feel a little messy, like the dev just threw events across the map and said “you find them, whatever.” But that chaos kind of matches the whole vibe of a kid who suddenly has power and no clue what the hell to do with it, except fuck, fight, and pretend there’s some deeper meaning to all of it.

Snow is falling outside, phone in hand, and I’m flirting with half the hero faculty instead of answering work emails. That’s more or less the mood of this game. You’re thrown into this fancy “hero hotel” where all the pro heroines decided to take a little break, which somehow turns into you trying to see who you can charm into your bed first. It’s a visual novel, so most of your time is spent reading and poking the screen, but it doesn’t feel dead or stiff. The writing is simple, not Shakespeare, but it hits that nice mix of horny and playful that fits these girls so well. And yeah, they are exactly the ones you think: the rabbit psycho with the crazy thighs, the walking skysc*** with the junk in the trunk, and the teacher who really should not be allowed around students with that costume and that whip. All wrapped in hotel vibes, like one long dirty holiday weekend where nobody cares about saving the world, only about how loud you moan behind thin walls.

What got me right away is how they lean into each heroine’s personality instead of just slapping big boobs on screen and calling it a day. Mirko is all energy and trash talk, like she wants to pin you to the bed and prove she’s stronger than you even while she’s riding your dick. She teases you for being “soft” if you pick the nice dialogue options, and if you push back, she grins and gets wetter. The game lets you push your luck, too: pick the wrong line and you can feel the “ok, you fucked that route a bit” in her reaction, but it doesn’t instantly game over you like some cheap VN on Nutaku. There’s this one scene in the hotel gym, late at night, where she’s stretching in tight sportswear, ears twitching, sweat on her abs, and she basically challenges you to keep eye contact while she spreads her legs. I had to lock my phone screen once because a notification from Telegram popped up right in the middle of her pushing your face into her thighs. Still a bit salty about that. Anyway, it’s horny in a loud way, but it fits her. She feels like sex is a fight and she wants to win.

Then you jump to the room with Mt. Lady and the whole pace changes. She plays the diva hard. Always posing, always pretending she’s not horny out of her mind. Talking about “fans” while slowly turning around so you get a full shot of that ass covered by way-too-tight fabric. They do this fun thing where she messes with scale in your fantasies: she sits on your lap and it cuts to a mental image of her in giant form squatting over a city, lowering her pussy on some unlucky tower while she’s whispering in your ear what she wants you to do with your tongue. It’s ridiculous and hot and a little stupid, and honestly that’s my favorite combo. Sex scenes with her feel like she’s using you as a prop for her ego and her curves, and when she finally drops the fake cool act and just begs for it, it hits harder because you had to slowly peel off that celebrity mask. I only wish they gave her one proper morning-after scene instead of just fading back to hotel lobby chat like nothing happened. It feels like you finish blowing your load and suddenly you’re back by the piano plant talking about check-out times. My brain needed at least one cuddle CG after she almost broke my hips.

And then there’s Midnight. She’s exactly as dangerous as everyone imagines. The hotel becomes her playground, and you are this willing toy that keeps walking back to her classroom of sin. The romance angle is there, but it’s coated in leather and lube. She calls you “my eager little hero” like you’re flunking her class and the only extra credit is letting her tie your wrists with that long, teasing whip of hers. One route has you helping her “test new restraints” in a private suite, where she blindfolds you and you only get sound and text for a bit: her heels on the floor, her breath near your ear, the snap of the whip on the bed next to your head, then on your thigh, then finally that slow, warm slide of her sitting on your face, whispering that you “better focus or I’ll keep you like this all night.” I actually had to lower brightness and tilt the phone away while sitting in a café, because the text was getting way too descriptive about how her scent is making you dizzy and your cock is leaking on the sheets. Sometimes it goes a bit too long on descriptions of her perfume and not enough on actual positions, but the build-up is good enough that when she finally sinks down on you, it feels earned. The romance part with her is less flowers and more “I’ll take care of you if you obey,” which, to be honest, fits her perfectly.

It’s not a perfect game. Some transitions are clunky, some lines hit like they’ve been translated twice through Google. There’s a hotel hallway background that shows up so often it’s burned into my retina, and I kept waiting for some random background character to comment that I’m always loitering there with a hard-on. Phone UI is fine, nothing fancy, a couple of buttons that look a bit cheap like default mobile app stuff. One scene cut mid-sentence on me once and jumped to the next day, like someone accidentally hit fast-forward in the script. But in between those rough edges, you get these really juicy pockets of horny hero vacation energy, like a dirty little seasonal special where nobody cares about plot holes as long as the girls keep getting wetter and the MC keeps finding new excuses to be left alone in their rooms with the “Do not disturb” sign hanging on the door.

Guy is stuck in a life so dull it feels like when your phone freezes in the middle of a porn clip, and then suddenly he can toss trucks, melt steel, read people like horny little open books. That’s the vibe this game throws at you. You start as this regular dude, scrolling through shit, tired of everything, and then, bam, superpowers and way too many hot women in very tight outfits who absolutely do not dress for combat. Or maybe they do. I didn’t complain. The thing that surprised me is that it’s not just “click, fuck, next.” It plays more like a sandbox where you wander around, poke into people’s lives, use powers in dumb and smart ways, and slowly realize everyone around you has some twisted combination of drama, trauma, and really nice asses squeezed into latex.

What I liked most is that the game doesn’t pretend to be serious, but it still sneaks in some romance that actually hits a bit. One scene, you are talking to this older woman on the team, proper milf vibes, huge tits that look like they’re going to pop out every time she turns, and she’s giving you this fake “I’m your mentor” energy. Two clicks later she’s pinning you to a couch, hand around your cock, stroking slow while lecturing you about responsibility like some porn parody of a superhero movie. I laughed, then I was hard, then I felt slightly guilty, and the game seems to know it, because your character has those little inner thoughts that are half horny and half “am I a piece of shit for enjoying this?” Use your powers on her in the wrong way and she gets pissed, use them in the right playful way and suddenly she’s grinding on you, breathing in your ear, begging you to fuck her harder because “heroes should go all in.”

There’s a lot of focus on bodies. Big asses, bouncing tits, all that good stuff, but it doesn’t feel like a catalog. It feels more like you’re walking through horny comic panels that actually move. The first time you get a proper vaginal scene in a cramped office, it’s not this perfect porn angle. She’s on the desk, skirt around her waist, ass up, and the guy is trying not to knock over a stack of files while he rams into her. It looks clumsy in a good way, like real sex, with her moaning and swearing because the edge of the desk is digging into her thigh. There’s a handjob scene in a car that I replayed way too many times, just because of how stupidly intimate it felt: her bare feet on the dashboard, one hand on your dick, other hand lazily scrolling through a chat app on her phone while she teases you, like she’s multitasking boredom and pleasure. It’s not perfect. Some dialogue feels like the writer got distracted by Twitter halfway through. A character will say something hot, then suddenly make a weird joke that lands like a brick, and you’re sitting there thinking “why did you say that while my dick is out.” But then the game throws you a moment where you use your power to freeze a thug mid-punch, turn around, kiss your teammate slow, feel her push her big soft chest into you, and time snaps back the second her tongue slips in your mouth. And the thug just drops because apparently the universe pauses for your makeout session. That kind of stupid, horny, romantic bullshit made me grin for no good reason.

The mobile part is nice too, like you can be in bed, one hand on the screen, one hand under the blanket, tapping through scenes while pretending you’re reading something serious. Sometimes the powers feel more like an excuse to get girls naked than actual superhero thing, but I guess that’s the point. Never thought I’d watch a scene where a guy uses his strength to casually lift a woman up by her ass, fuck her against a wall, and then have a half-deep conversation about what it means to be a “symbol of hope” while her mascara is smeared and she’s still gasping. It’s dumb and kind of sweet and absolutely filthy, all at once.

Sophia’s life looks boring on paper, right? Nice husband, nice house, two kids, teacher job, basic catalog mommy vibes. Then she lands in this sweaty coastal city that feels like Instagram filters and bad decisions had a baby, and suddenly this woman is one short skirt away from forgetting what “faithful” even means. The game just throws her into all these small daily things that start normal and end with you zoomed all the way into her cleavage on your monitor, like “how did we get here, exactly?” You go with her from homeroom to backyard pool to late night kitchen in that oversized shirt, and every place is just another chance for someone’s eyes to be exactly where they shouldn’t be. Student stares too long, neighbor “just happens” to look over the fence when she bends, the friend’s wife sits too close on the couch, and Sophia keeps pretending she doesn’t notice while her nipples betray her every time.

What I liked is how the game lets you be messy with her. You’re not just clicking through porn gallery, baby, you’re steering this horny ship. Wear that almost-see-through top to school or pick the safe blouse and hate yourself. Lean in for the “innocent” kiss with your curvy female friend on the balcony, or pull back and then spend the next scene watching them in the shower anyway, because the camera work loves a good “I shouldn’t be seeing this” angle. There’s this beach scene where she adjusts her bikini bottom for like ten full seconds while some guy and his wife pretend they’re not staring. Camera just sits behind her huge ass like it’s a religious experience. And the lesbian tension? Wild. There’s one moment in the bedroom where her “friend” is teaching her how to relax, giving her a back massage, hands sliding lower, Sophia biting her lip, and you can choose if that hand keeps going between her thighs or if she panics and runs to the bathroom to masturbate alone like a coward. I did both paths, obviously. The solo one has her sitting on the closed toilet lid, panties around her ankles, phone in hand, watching some tame clip, then switching to that selfie the friend sent earlier and just losing it quietly so the family doesn’t hear. It’s nasty and kind of sad and stupid and hot at the same time, which is exactly my brand.

The cheating stuff ramps up slow. You start with looks, then “accidental” boob brushes, then lingering oral fantasies where she imagines dropping to her knees in places where she absolutely should not. There’s a scene where she’s helping a younger guy with homework at the dining table and her blouse button pops open. You decide if she fixes it or lets him get a full view of those big tits hopping when she laughs. If you keep pushing her, the game rewards you with scenes that feel almost too intimate, like when she sneaks to the dark garden, hikes up her dress, and fingers herself behind a tree while the neighbor’s wife smokes on the balcony, pretending she’s on her phone but clearly watching. The game loves exhibition vibes, like nipples visible through a wet shirt, skirts hiking up while she leans over a railing, “oops I forgot panties” moments in public transport. Not every scene hits the same, sometimes it drags and you’re just clicking through dialogue on your phone in bed thinking “girl get to the part where someone eats you out already,” but when it lands, it lands hard. Best way to play? Don’t be soft with your choices. Go for the outfits that would get her fired, say yes to the kisses that ruin friendships, make her look a little too long at every ass and pair of tits around her, then ride out the guilt while she masturbates in every room of that big empty house.

Argleton looks like some sleepy small town from those old Facebook farming games, but it feels more like your horny browser history got stuck inside a dating sim and started breathing. You just show up there, like it is normal that a whole city is cut off from the world, and nobody questions it. People just flirt, joke about weird stuff, and somehow every second “innocent” chat at the coffee shop ends with somebody talking about dicks or chakra or some Marvel-level mutation. It has that lazy sandbox feeling, where you’re supposed to “relax”, but every click wants to drag you into another scene with big tits in your face and a choice like “be a gentleman” or “bend her over the sink”. Sometimes both. Sometimes you pick the “nice” option and somehow still end up with her riding you in POV while making ahegao like she is trying to catch flies with her tongue.

What kills me is how the game pretends it’s all just goofy humor and slice of life, then suddenly you are in a cosplay bar talking with a Milf dressed as Chun Li, and she is asking if you prefer anal or titfuck while she strokes you under the table. You think, “ok, it is just chat teasing”, and then she pulls your cock out and starts a handjob in full view, like exhibitionism is just Tuesday here. The dialog tries to be funny, sometimes it really hits, feels like a dirty Reddit comment, sometimes it sounds like Google Translate had a stroke, which honestly fits my soul. I played on my phone in a bus with brightness too high, and of course that is exactly when some X‑Men lookalike mutant girl is sucking me off with glowing eyes and the guy next to me pretends he does not see. The animations are not Hollywood, but when a girl with thick ass bounces on you, tits jumping all over, it’s enough. Creampie shots look sticky and rude, in a good way. Then ten minutes later you are just clicking around town map again like nothing happened, stalking icons like Instagram stories.

What really messed with me is how many different flavors of horny they cram in without making a big speech about it. One scene you are giving a shy virgin a soft first-time vaginal sex in romantic candle light, POV, trying not to scare her, then later you are spanking a cosplayer dressed as Kitana, pushing a dildo in her while she laughs and begs for more. There is a lesbian thing in the park where two girls start groping each other for “practice” and drag you in like a living sex toy. A Milf neighbor with big tits uses “yoga” as excuse to grind on you until you accidentally cum on her feet and she just shrugs, wipes it, and offers a footjob “to relax you properly”. Some storylines are sweet, almost too wholesome, romance and dates and small talk, and then suddenly you are choking a girl who asked for more domination, pounding her ass and watching her roll her eyes back. The point and click stuff is simple, you tap, you choose, sometimes you grind money or affection, classic mobile time waster, but with groping in changing rooms and girls sending you masturbation clips at night. I kept taking censored screenshots for my folder and laughing, because half of them look like normal town life, and the other half is just some girl in cosplay costume, spread wide, filled with your cum like that is part of the local tourism program. It should not work, but it does.

Jack feels like that guy in your Discord who keeps saying “I’ve changed, trust me” after nuking every relationship he had. Except here he’s in the future, with tech everywhere, floating cars, weird gadgets, fancy screens, and he’s still emotionally stuck in the same old shit. That’s kinda the core vibe: ultra modern world, very old problems, and lots of tits. Big ones. The game throws you into his routine where every “normal” situation has this horny tilt to it. You’re clicking around his place, snooping through messages, cams, little icons, and suddenly you’re watching someone undress on a holo-display, wondering if this counts as stalking or “just checking the feed.” It’s one of those stories where the line between being curious and being a damn creep is really thin, and the game doesn’t babysit you about it.

The point & click side feels almost like old Flash stuff, but with 3D renders and more ass in your face. You move Jack through these clean sci fi corridors and high-tech apartments that look like they were designed on Pinterest, then you zoom in on a shower door that isn’t fully closed, or a smart mirror that “accidentally” records more than it should. There is a lot of voyeurism energy here. You’re not always invited into the scene, you kinda slip in from the side. Maybe you trigger the wrong dialogue, and suddenly you’re watching a girl bend over in front of a camera Jack forgot to turn off. Sometimes you feel guilty. Sometimes you don’t. Depends how long you stare. The game loves big asses and big tits, and it shows them with this lazy confidence, like “yeah, of course she’s stacked, why are you surprised.” There’s romance buried under all the nudity too, awkward and messy, like texting your ex on WhatsApp while you’re already on Tinder. Jack is trying to fix his past, but he also can’t stop checking out every curve that moves near him. He’s not a hero. He’s just horny and scared.

What really got me is how the lewd stuff and the story trip over each other. One moment you’re having this semi deep talk about regret and second chances, the next you’re clicking a dialogue option that makes Jack say something so thirsty you cringe and still pick it, because you want that extra scene unlocked. It’s very “I hate this, click again.” The humor swings between clever and total dad joke, with some lines that feel like they were translated twice and never proofread, which somehow fits Jack’s energy. The sex scenes are more about slow teasing and watching than crazy positions. You often see things from a distance first, through glass, through screens, like you’re not supposed to be there. Then if you play your choices right, you get closer, literally. It scratches that collector brain too: you’ll click on every tiny glowing spot just to unlock another gallery render, and half the time it’s just someone half naked on a couch but you still feel weirdly proud. It’s messy, horny, slightly trashy, sometimes sweet by accident, and the future setting is just polished enough that when someone walks past in tight clothes and no bra, you believe technology made society like this and nobody logged out.

Guy gets killed, goddess feels a bit too soft in the head that day, and suddenly he is respawned in a fantasy world where every moral rule is more suggestion than law. That is basically the frame here: second life, male protagonist, zero experience, gets dropped in a setting full of monster girls and very little clothing. The funny part is how the game pretends to be about “adventure” at first. You walk around, talk to NPCs, click through the usual quests, but after like ten minutes the real loop is clear: wander into some new area, meet some big tit demon girl or thick-ass elf, get railroaded into a situation where she either wants to own you, fuck you, or both. Often all three if you count mind control as a different category, which the game really, really does.

The tone is weird in a good way. The goddess at the start comes across like she is doing charity work, but the world she sends you to is completely horny and mean. You are supposed to be this clueless virgin hero, except half the “quests” end in your dick in someone’s mouth, tits, feet, or pussy. The first time a monster girl puts you on your back and titfucks you while talking about turning you into her personal slave, the game just casually tosses a little dialogue pop up like “Corruption +2” and moves on. No big lesson, no moral, just “yes, you liked that.” Later you hit a brothel with animated scenes where the camera actually spends time on hands jerking you off and heels pressing on your chest while she rides you. At one point you are being milked between thick thighs while the UI reminds you of some heroic main quest you are ignoring completely. I laughed, then clicked “repeat scene.”

What I keep circling back to is how the harem side and the cheating side bump into each other. The game absolutely encourages you to collect girls like Pokémon, but it also slaps “loyalty” on some of them, then gives you mind control tools and expects you not to push it. There is this one scene where your main “good girl” is waiting in a temple, talking about faith and destiny, and you are off in a cave letting a giant-ass lamia wrap you up and stroke you off with her tail, whispering that the goddess only revived you so her pets have something new to break. You get a vaginal scene with her later where she rides you into the ground, calls you her hero, then right after that the game gives a route to make her your obedient slave with a few clicks and a cursed item. It is hot, but also kind of nasty in how casual it treats that shift. And yeah, everyone is huge: big tits everywhere, asses that swallow your hips when they sit on you, animated loops that focus on the little things like toes rubbing your shaft before the footjob actually starts. My academic side wants to rant about power fantasies and consent politics in hentai fantasy worlds, but my horny side was just happy the transitions between scenes are fast and the MC actually talks like a guy losing his mind from constant sex rather than a stoic light novel zombie. If you want to squeeze something out of every spicy moment, best way is to take it slow on first run, say “yes” to the scenes that feel wrong, “no” to a few on purpose, then come back with a walkthrough later and break everyone properly.

You know that feeling when a porn game tries to pretend it’s some deep political drama, but then you’re suddenly balls-deep in a catgirl behind the gym? Yeah, this one leans hard into that energy and then trips over it like a drunk freshman. You’re the token human guy at the very first “interspecies” school, surrounded by girls with tails, horns, wings, weird eyes, huge tits that clearly ignore physics, and asses that look like they were sculpted by a deviantArt comment section. Everything’s supposed to be about “cultural exchange” and “peace between races”, but half the time it feels more like “who’s gonna suck your dick behind the library without starting an international incident”. And it weirdly works. Well, mostly. The story tries to be serious about races, politics, prejudice and all that, then two clicks later you’ve got a shy demon girl kneeling between your legs, drool sliding down your shaft while she tries to pretend this is some sort of “ritual pact”. Sure, sweetheart. Totally diplomatic.

The school itself is basically a powder keg pretending to be a campus. Orc guys glaring at you in the courtyard because their stacked orc class rep laughed at your joke. An angel girl who talks like she’s above everyone, but blushes like crazy when you push her up against a locker and tell her to spread her legs. That monster girl with way too many teeth who somehow still looks cute while licking your cock like it’s an ice pop and you’re one bad choice away from losing something important. Half the fun is that the game actually lets you be a bit of an asshole or a genuine nice guy, and everyone remembers it. You suck up to the elf teacher, suddenly the elves stop treating you like garbage. You tell off some racist prick in the cafeteria, next thing you know a big titty demi-human is quietly thanking you with her mouth in a dark stairwell. Then there’s that furry-ish girl, tail twitching, ears wiggling while she tries to act tough, and you’re just thinking about how they’d move while she’s riding you raw in some forgotten clubroom. The romance angle pretends to be wholesome for about five minutes, then you’re pinning someone to a desk, her huge ass bouncing every time your hips slam forward, her voice cracking between moans and “wait someone might hear us” while you absolutely do not slow down.

What annoyed me is something really small, but it got in my head. There’s this one scene in a classroom, late after lessons, lights kind of dim, and a monster girl is sitting on your lap, grinding slowly, whispering that she’s tired of everyone looking at her like a freak. It’s actually a nice moment, her big tits pressing against you while she starts riding properly, wet sounds getting louder, your hand on her throat while she begs you to keep going. And then the background text box uses this pale font that’s just barely hard enough to read to piss me off. I’m trying to cum and also parse a sentence like I’m doing a captcha. Also, the game keeps acting like your “choices shape how demi-humans are seen in the world” but let’s be honest, half the time you’re just trying to decide whether to yank out and cover her face or finish deep inside and watch her try to walk straight after. One moment it’s “weight of history”, next moment you’re buried in some big ass, balls slapping, her claws digging into the desk while she begs you not to pull out. And I kind of respect that whiplash. Or hate it. Depends on the click. The best bits are those quiet little scenes though, like sneaking out behind the school building at dusk with that smug angel girl, her halo tilted, kneeling on the grass while she takes your cock slowly into her mouth, pretending she’s “just curious” and then gagging slightly when you push deeper, mascara almost running, wings twitching every time you twitch. That, plus the way some characters stay pissed at you for hours of gameplay because you picked the “wrong” option once in the cafeteria, made it feel more real than half the stuff on Steam. Even when the writing trips over itself, it still lands face-first in someone’s cleavage, so no one complains too loudly.