Small town, boring campus, horny brain. That is the whole mood of this thing. You play this kinda lazy city kid who only pretends to care about uni, then your dad throws you into this dead little town where nothing moves faster than the old ladies on benches. At least, that is what it looks like first evening. Then you meet Rally. Skinny, cute, soft face, that kind of boy where your brain goes “he?” and “she?” at same time and refuses to pick. He offers you a cheap room, like some normal roommate deal, but the vibe is not normal at all. First night, you can hear him through the thin wall, slow fap noises and tiny breathing, and you get that instant “oh, this is one of those games” feeling. The game doesn’t rush it though, which I kind of liked and kind of hated. You spend a bit too long just walking to lectures you barely see, talking to people who have way bigger tits than any campus adviser I ever saw on my real-life Zoom classes, and half the time your guy is thinking with his dick instead of his GPA. Classic.

Rally is the star here. Early on you catch him half‑dressed in the corridor, oversized shirt barely covering that bubble butt, cute little panties peeking when he bends to pick up laundry. You get a dialog choice: pretend you saw nothing or stare like a dog. Of course I stared. He blushes, legs crossing a bit, camera lingering way too long, and I was like “yeah, this dev grew up on old eroge too.” Later, there is this scene where you wake up in the middle of the night and he’s sitting on your bed, saying he’s cold. The model leans in close, this soft boy body but with that obvious bulge pushing the fabric, and suddenly the whole teasing act flips. He starts grinding on your leg, hands shaking, and your MC can either play the gentleman or grab his hips. There is some nice masturbation stuff too. One afternoon, everyone’s at class, you are stuck “studying” in your room. You open your phone, scroll porn like on xVideos, and the game lets you pick what you watch. I picked a thick MILF with big tits, riding some lucky bastard, and your guy just strokes along while the sound leaks through your earbuds. Then Rally knocks on the door, you panic, try to click away, but the sound bugged for me and kept playing under the dialog. Whole scene suddenly feels way more filthy because they talk about rent and shopping while moaning still going in the back. Maybe a bug, maybe genius. The town itself hides some surprises too, like that older woman at the store with the huge ass and “I shouldn’t fuck my tenant” kind of aura, and when the game finally lets you get her alone in a backroom, the 3D models go full on, with her riding you, tits bouncing in your face, and you almost forget you were supposed to be here for lectures at all. It’s messy, slow in weird spots, horny in good ones, and yeah, I closed the browser, went to make tea, and kept thinking about Rally’s smug little smirk when he catches you staring at his panties.

This merchant simulator hits different when you realize the "trade goods" include way more than spices and silk. Valencia's got this weird energy where everyone's horny and politically charged at the same time - like walking into a brothel during election season. Your shopkeeper protagonist isn't just counting coins, he's navigating a web of futa merchants, trans nobles, and regular folks who all want something from his... inventory.

The political angle actually works here because selling weapons to rebels while also supplying the crown creates this constant tension that bleeds into every interaction. One minute you're haggling over sword prices with some gruff captain, next minute she's bent over your counter asking for a "personal discount." The AI-generated dialogue can be janky as hell sometimes - characters will switch from discussing trade routes to propositioning you mid-sentence like they're having a stroke. But honestly? That unpredictability keeps things interesting when you're trying to figure out which faction leader wants to fuck you versus which one wants to fuck you over.

Multiple endings mean your choices actually matter, though some paths feel rushed compared to others. The futa content is surprisingly well-integrated - not just tacked on fetish fuel but actual characters with motivations beyond having dicks. There's this one storyline with a trans guild leader that starts as pure business negotiation and evolves into something genuinely compelling, even if the sex scenes feel a bit mechanical. Valencia itself becomes almost like another character - this living, breathing city where your reputation shifts based on who you're literally and figuratively screwing. The fantasy setting lets them get away with some wild political scenarios that would be impossible in a modern context, and the 2D art style keeps everything feeling cohesive even when the writing gets messy.

Dragons, horny idiots, and way too many bad decisions, that’s kinda the tone here. You start out in this messy fantasy world where everyone either wants to stab you, fuck you, or make you solve some weird little puzzle before they tell you where the next dragon clue is. The game lets you pick who you are right away: guy, girl, or futa, and it actually matters because people react to you a bit different, and some scenes just hit different when you’re a shy virgin futa trying to act cool in front of a monster girl with more confidence than common sense. It’s not subtle. One moment you’re trying to think through a puzzle with glowing runes and pattern matching, next moment, you click the “wrong” symbol and suddenly you’re on your knees in first person, mouth full, and the camera just stays there a little too long while the animation loops. In a good way. Mostly.

The “visual novel plus sandbox” thing is a strange mix that kinda works and kinda annoys me. You’ve got this hub where you wander around to find your companions, poke at side quests, and sometimes you just want to jump directly into the next romance scene, but no, the game makes you trot across the area, poke some shiny object, do a small puzzle, listen to a bit of lore about dragons, then, boom, here’s the lesbian scene you were actually waiting for. There’s a moment where my female MC finally hooked up with this monster girl with claws and soft voice, and the build up was cute as hell, all tension and “is this really happening,” then it cuts to animated vaginal and oral, lots of wet sounds, POV angles that actually show what’s going on instead of hiding everything behind a single static shot. I liked that the creampie isn’t just a flash, it lingers, drips, the camera actually respects that people want to stare. But the accessibility side is honestly rough sometimes. The text box has decent font size, but there’s no real text-to-speech, no configurable high contrast mode, and some of the puzzle highlight colors blend into the background like it’s 2010 again. I had to squint more than once, and I’m already using Windows magnifier because devs keep pretending everyone sees fine. Keyboard navigation is half-baked too: you can tab through some choices, but not all, and some mini-games want mouse precision without any assist options. Makes me want to yell at my monitor a bit.

Still, the character stuff sticks with me. There’s this companion quest where my futa MC decided not to romance the guy, just help him deal with his dragon-related trauma, and the game actually respected that. No forced sex, no “secret” romance flag, just quiet scenes and then later I went for the soft, clingy romance with a female character instead, and that route spiraled into pregnancy talk that did not feel like an afterthought. Watching the belly show up later in a scene while she rides you, full on animated, is weirdly intimate and also kinda filthy, in a good way, because the story mentioned it earlier so it doesn’t appear out of nowhere. There are also handjob scenes where the camera goes very close to fingers and shaft, very deliberate strokes, cum shots that actually match the motion instead of the usual lazy splash. It’s horny, sure, but sometimes it slows down and lets the romance breathe, and then ruins the mood again by tossing in a puzzle with tiny icons that are absolute hell if you’re playing on a trackpad. I kept thinking “why is there no option to simplify this for people with shaky hands” while my character was getting railed from behind in another scene ten minutes later. Also, whoever mapped the skip and auto-advance buttons clearly never used a screen reader, because the clickable zones are tiny, and I almost clicked past a really good scene with a futa-on-futa blowjob followed by a messy double creampie that honestly deserved its own replay gallery filter. But no, you just scroll and scroll and scroll. Not fixing that, I guess.

This one feels like some horny fever dream you had after falling asleep with a border documentary on Netflix and porn still open in another tab. You start out just trying to get north, nothing fancy, just a dude on the road, but everything along the way turns sideways so fast it’s kind of hilarious. One minute some official-looking woman is questioning you about paperwork, the next she’s grinding that huge ass on your lap and “searching” you with her mouth, like she’s checking your passport with her tongue. The tone jumps around a lot, in a good way and sometimes in a “what the fuck is going on” way. One scene has you flustered and embarrassed while a stacked futa in a uniform toys with you, calling you cute and asking if you’re scared of her big cock, and then later you’re the one begging her to pound you harder while your face is pressed into the mattress. It feels less like a clean power fantasy and more like this messy, horny road trip where your character’s sense of self just keeps slipping every time someone with tits and attitude shows up.

The humor is actually decent, not that cringe “haha meme reference” kind of thing, more like awkward timing and characters being weirdly casual about really fucked up sexual situations. You’ll be in some tiny room, fluorescent light buzzing, this tall trans girl blocking the door with a lazy smile, playing with a toy like it’s just another day in the office, and she goes “oh, don’t worry, I only break tourists a little” before shoving you onto the bed. There’s a scene with a futa smuggler who uses you as part of a “demonstration,” sits on your face while talking business with someone else, and you’re just stuck there, muffled, while they argue numbers. You barely see the choices coming half the time. Sometimes a dialogue option that sounds like a joke suddenly throws you into a collar, kneeling between someone’s legs, getting mouthfucked until the screen is basically just balls and stomach. Other times you try to act all submissive and it backfires and she calls you boring, then decides to entertain herself by pegging you way rougher than you were ready for, and yeah, your character ends up liking it more than he should.

What caught me off guard is how the “corruption” part creeps in slow. At the start the MC is like “no, that’s too far” and “I’m straight, I don’t do that,” then one blowjob later he’s letting a cock slap his cheek while he complains about it, and a few scenes after that he’s bracing himself, opening up for anal like it’s just another Tuesday. There’s some light bullying in the sex too, especially from the more dominant women, they’ll tease you about how quick you cum, push your head down on their cock, laugh when you gag, then reward you with a softer moment that doesn’t last long before they flip you around again. The toys show up in all the wrong times, like you’re already exhausted and then she pulls out a vibrator and decides your ass still has “room for improvement.” It’s not really subtle. You’ll probably reload a few times after getting a “bad” ending where you pissed off the wrong chick by pretending you aren’t into her, but the game lowkey wants you to lean into the filth. The only thing that annoyed me is all the clicking between the good stuff, it feels like scrolling TikTok for porn and getting recipe videos in between, but whatever, once the futas start using your body like their personal stress relief, your hand forgets to be annoyed.