Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

Nicole Watterson's got herself into quite the predicament, and honestly? The whole setup feels way more authentic than most parody games I've stumbled across. The Amazing World of Gumball universe gets this weird adult twist that shouldn't work but somehow does - Nicole's doing webcam shows to make ends meet, which is both hilarious and weirdly hot at the same time. The furry MILF angle hits different when it's wrapped in actual story context instead of just being thrown at you for shock value. Though I gotta say, the battle mechanics feel completely disconnected from the dating sim parts, like they were developed by two different teams who never talked to each other.

What really caught me off guard was how the investigation elements actually matter. You're not just clicking through dialogue trees - there's genuine detective work involved in uncovering why Nicole's in this situation. The webcam scenes are surprisingly well-animated for what looks like an indie project, and Nicole's character design stays true to the source material while being obviously sexualized. Some of the dialogue made me laugh out loud, especially when Nicole breaks the fourth wall about how ridiculous her situation is. But then the turn-based combat kicks in and I'm fighting random enemies with no explanation? Makes zero sense. The French translation is pretty solid too, which is rare for these kinds of games.

The adult content doesn't feel tacked on either - it's woven into the story in ways that actually serve the plot. Nicole's webcam performances get progressively more explicit as her financial situation gets worse, and there's this underlying tension about whether she'll get caught by her family. The cartoon art style translates surprisingly well to hentai content, though some animations feel choppy compared to others. Dating mechanics are basic but functional, and honestly the whole package works better than it has any right to.

Hinata looks like she just walked out of some soft, shy dream, but this game throws her straight into something way more dirty and weirdly sweet. It feels like someone took a training arc and twisted it until it started panting. There’s no slow romance here, no long speeches, just Hinata deciding that if Naruto is finally hers, she’s not going to show up all clueless. So she goes to the worst possible “mentor”, the old guy who should be drinking tea and giving moral lessons, and instead has her on her knees with her lips wrapped around his cock like that was always the plan. The game doesn’t pretend it’s wholesome. It makes her look nervous and horny at the same time, drool on her chin, eyes big and watery while he grabs her head and uses her throat like some toy he forgot to return. The blowjob isn’t just a single loop, either. You see her pace change, taking him shallow, then deeper, then suddenly he rams in and she chokes a little and you kind of hate him and also want to see if she manages to swallow it all. When he finally unloads, it’s messy, mouth full, tongue out, that kind of scene you feel in your own jaw.

Then he decides “training” means every hole. The way the game moves from her mouth to her ass feels almost casual, like it’s nothing. That part caught me. No big drama, just his fingers sliding between her cheeks, testing her, spreading her tight ring while she blushes like she’s being examined in public. The fingering lasts longer than I expected, almost annoyingly long, but in a good way, like the dev wanted you to watch each small twitch, the way her hips jerk when he pushes in another knuckle. I stayed on that part, replayed it, watching how her body slowly relaxes under the pressure while her face keeps that “I shouldn’t like this” look. And then his cock replaces his fingers and it stops being gentle. He pushes straight into her asshole, ignores her little flinches, and the animation really sells that thick stretch, her back arching, hands bracing against whatever invisible surface she’s on. The doggystyle angle is unforgiving, just balls slapping, her ass bouncing, the sound design cheap but somehow perfect, like porn you shouldn’t keep open at work but probably will. He fucks her like she’s already used to this, even if the story says she isn’t, and that contrast is kind of hot and kind of stupid at once.

There’s something especially filthy about how the game keeps reminding you she’s doing all this “for Naruto” while she’s getting used like that by his elder. Like she’s grinding her way through some pervy exam. When he pulls her hair and shoves her face down while ramming her ass, you can almost hear the unspoken “this is for your own good” sermon he’d never say in front of the village. The creampie in her ass looks thick, obscene, the kind of finish where you just stare at it dripping out, pooling, and you forget to click next because your brain is soft and empty. I kept thinking they would cut away or go lazy, but no, the camera lingers, the cum slowly sliding out while she tries to keep herself together. Haunted me a bit when I opened Telegram after and scrolled past some normal meme, with this image still stuck in my head. The game promises this is just “first chapter” and you can actually feel that. It ends right when you think, okay, now she’s broken in, now she’s ready for something worse. Then it just stops. No big fanfare. Just a messy Hinata, full and used, thinking about Naruto like a good girl who just let an old pervert ruin her ass for “training”. Honest thing? I hated that her hair sometimes clips weirdly and no one will ever fix it, but my hand still didn’t care.