Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

Hinata looks like she just walked out of some soft, shy dream, but this game throws her straight into something way more dirty and weirdly sweet. It feels like someone took a training arc and twisted it until it started panting. There’s no slow romance here, no long speeches, just Hinata deciding that if Naruto is finally hers, she’s not going to show up all clueless. So she goes to the worst possible “mentor”, the old guy who should be drinking tea and giving moral lessons, and instead has her on her knees with her lips wrapped around his cock like that was always the plan. The game doesn’t pretend it’s wholesome. It makes her look nervous and horny at the same time, drool on her chin, eyes big and watery while he grabs her head and uses her throat like some toy he forgot to return. The blowjob isn’t just a single loop, either. You see her pace change, taking him shallow, then deeper, then suddenly he rams in and she chokes a little and you kind of hate him and also want to see if she manages to swallow it all. When he finally unloads, it’s messy, mouth full, tongue out, that kind of scene you feel in your own jaw.

Then he decides “training” means every hole. The way the game moves from her mouth to her ass feels almost casual, like it’s nothing. That part caught me. No big drama, just his fingers sliding between her cheeks, testing her, spreading her tight ring while she blushes like she’s being examined in public. The fingering lasts longer than I expected, almost annoyingly long, but in a good way, like the dev wanted you to watch each small twitch, the way her hips jerk when he pushes in another knuckle. I stayed on that part, replayed it, watching how her body slowly relaxes under the pressure while her face keeps that “I shouldn’t like this” look. And then his cock replaces his fingers and it stops being gentle. He pushes straight into her asshole, ignores her little flinches, and the animation really sells that thick stretch, her back arching, hands bracing against whatever invisible surface she’s on. The doggystyle angle is unforgiving, just balls slapping, her ass bouncing, the sound design cheap but somehow perfect, like porn you shouldn’t keep open at work but probably will. He fucks her like she’s already used to this, even if the story says she isn’t, and that contrast is kind of hot and kind of stupid at once.

There’s something especially filthy about how the game keeps reminding you she’s doing all this “for Naruto” while she’s getting used like that by his elder. Like she’s grinding her way through some pervy exam. When he pulls her hair and shoves her face down while ramming her ass, you can almost hear the unspoken “this is for your own good” sermon he’d never say in front of the village. The creampie in her ass looks thick, obscene, the kind of finish where you just stare at it dripping out, pooling, and you forget to click next because your brain is soft and empty. I kept thinking they would cut away or go lazy, but no, the camera lingers, the cum slowly sliding out while she tries to keep herself together. Haunted me a bit when I opened Telegram after and scrolled past some normal meme, with this image still stuck in my head. The game promises this is just “first chapter” and you can actually feel that. It ends right when you think, okay, now she’s broken in, now she’s ready for something worse. Then it just stops. No big fanfare. Just a messy Hinata, full and used, thinking about Naruto like a good girl who just let an old pervert ruin her ass for “training”. Honest thing? I hated that her hair sometimes clips weirdly and no one will ever fix it, but my hand still didn’t care.

Old perv in a dusty manor calls you in like some porn version of Sherlock, throws you a baby photo and goes “find my 20-year-old daughter I never met.” That’s the vibe right away. It feels cheap in the good way, like those crusty old hentai DVDs you’d hide behind “normal” anime on the shelf. You’re a private detective, sure, but mostly you’re the kind of “detective” who solves mysteries with his dick and whatever half-ass charm lines the game gives you. One second you’re doing fake noir investigation, next second you’re balls deep in some girl who absolutely should not be trusting this random guy who just showed up asking weird questions. The tone jumps from goofy humor to full-on filth so fast it’s kind of perfect. Totally not serious, the writing is broken in places and some lines sound like they were translated twice, but that actually fits the vibe. Like, you ask about clues and ten seconds later she’s on her knees, gagging on you to “help the investigation.” Logical? No. Hot? Yeah, kinda.

Characters are classic porn archetypes and it doesn’t pretend to be more. Big boobs everywhere, like gravity gave up. You’ve got the redhead with attitude that melts the second you push her against something, the blonde maid who keeps saying “it’s wrong” while still taking every drop, the sweet brunette who looks innocent until she’s riding you and begging for a creampie because “maybe that will bring the truth out.” Dialog makes no sense sometimes, but then she’s drooling around a deepthroat scene and your brain stops caring. Titfuck, paizuri, long blowjob routes where you can actually see her get tired, then keep going, facial all over her face and hair, the usual, but it stacks nicely. I kinda hated that one minigame where you have to hit the right timing to “seduce” them with your answers, because the hitbox on the bar thing feels off, like my mouse lags only in that part. Still, when you finally get it right and it cuts to her bent over, ass up, pussy and asshole both shiny and ready, you kind of forgive the jank. Anal scenes are very porn-logic, no prep, just spit and go, and surprisingly that fits the absurd tone. There’s this milk bit too that caught me off guard, not full-on fetish focus, more like a short detour, and then it never really comes back properly, which annoys me more than it should. But yeah, the whole “games of desire” thing here is basically: say the flirty line, click through, watch them break, collect another messy cumshot in a new position, pretend the “case” matters while you definitely forgot what the old man even wanted.

Ciri walking into your filthy half broken fortress, already annoyed and already hotter than your browser history, is honestly the perfect mood for this thing. You are not some noble mentor here, more like the horny landlord of Kaer Morhen trying to decide if you want a legendary monster hunter or a legendary cum dumpster, and the game just looks you in the eye and says: “make up your damn mind.” From the first training session it hits that weird mix of parody and actual Witcher nostalgia. One second you are telling her to focus on her stance and sword grip, next second you are noticing they put a lot of effort into her tits bouncing when she screws up the dodge. It’s that kind of energy. You click through what looks like a normal drill, she misses a move, you “punish” her, and the punishment is suddenly way less PG than you expected. In a good way. Or terrible way, depending how pure you lied to yourself you are.

What I liked is that it pretends to be about discipline and routine at the start. Basic fights, alchemy lessons, some spells. Ciri asking legit questions about potions and signs, trying to be serious, you answering like a half competent teacher who is also staring at her ass. Then the options creep in. Say the wrong “encouraging” line? Boom, now she thinks moaning gets her a reward. Make her drink a slightly “experimental” potion? There goes her self control, and suddenly practice swings become grinding on your leg while she tries to explain it is just to “feel the balance of the blade.” The game keeps tossing you choices that feel harmless at first and then five scenes later you realize you built a complete slut and it was absolutely your fault. Or you tried to be nice and strict and it still turned horny, because it is that kind of parody where the universe itself is perverted. Also, the little details are messed up in a fun way. The crack in the wall of her room that you barely notice then ends up in a scene. The empty training yard that somehow turns into the stage for a public “motivation” lesson. Even the money grind to fix bits of the fortress turns out to just unlock new ways to humiliate or empower her, depending which flavor of degenerate you picked that day. It really feels like a long, cursed Tinder date with destiny itself, where every “sure, why not” option bang you in the face three scenes later, and Ciri either stands on the ruins as a badass witcher or kneels in them with her mouth open, because of every tiny horny decision you pretended was “just to see what happens.”