House of Morecock: Ocean Cruise feels like someone took every horny idea about sailors and put it into a single, filthy cartoon, then gave it just enough structure to pretend it has a plot. You’re on this ship full of thick, stupidly hot guys in tight uniforms that clearly fail at their job, because every scene is just one excuse after another for them to end up naked or half naked, grinding against each other. It starts almost casual, like, “oh, just a normal cruise,” and two minutes later you’re watching a beefy officer pin some muscleboy to a railing while the voice acting is moaning in your ear harder than your porn tabs on Chrome. The voicing is surprisingly good, by the way. Not Hollywood good, but porn good, which is better for this kind of thing. Characters actually sound like dudes about to lose control, not like some bored guy reading lines on a Blue Yeti. Sometimes the timing is weird, like the moan kicks in half a second before the thrust animation, which made me laugh, then I replayed the scene anyway because I’m weak.

The whole thing has this stupid, fun, campy vibe. It pretends to be serious for one second, like “we’re on a dangerous mission on the ocean,” and then you click once and suddenly uniforms are open, dicks are out, and you’re watching a sweaty, muscular stack of guys rutting like they forgot anyone else exists on that ship. I like how the camera sometimes stays too long on some detail that absolutely doesn’t need that much attention, like one dude’s flexing forearm while he’s pounding the other guy. As someone who spends way too many hours inside Unreal, my brain is going “man, they really focused on this loop,” and at the same time my other brain is like “shut up and zoom in more.” Animations are not perfect, hips clip a bit, bodies slide a tiny bit over each other, but then you get that one moment where a huge sailor slams the smaller but still ripped guy into the cabin door, the voice cracks, and it suddenly hits really hard. It feels messy and raw and kind of honest in a horny, unserious way. I wish they let you walk freely around the deck or something, but they don’t and I will complain about that forever.

What sells it for me is that stupid humor they sneak in. A serious line, then an over-the-top groan, or some ridiculous situation like two officers “disciplining” a recruit in a completely empty hallway on a crowded cruise ship, and nobody questions anything. At one point I accidentally clicked too fast and skipped a line, and I actually went back just to hear how the guy would deliver that cheesy dirty talk. The game keeps acting like it’s a “series opener” with this big world, but it really just wants to show brawny guys rearranging each other’s insides anywhere on that boat: behind lifeboats, in cramped cabins, in places where in real life someone from housekeeping would walk in with a bucket. There’s this one uniform that keeps showing up, white pants, tight shirt, chest basically spilling out, and every time I saw it I knew, ok, this scene will not stay safe for work even 10 seconds. It’s horny, loud, kind of dumb in the best way, like a porn comic that learned how to move and talk, and also somehow forgot what subtlety even means.

Pussymon feels like somebody took a monster catching RPG, left it alone with a horny DeviantArt account and a folder of bad dragon porn, and just let nature happen. You start as this kinda broke adventurer drifting through a fantasy world that looks normal at first, then you realize every “monster” you catch is basically a walking fetish with ears, tails, claws, and a pussy that gets more screen time than their face. The game doesn’t even pretend to be shy about it. You go out, explore some half-busted maps, pick fights with weirdly cute dragon girls, win, and your reward is a sex scene that looks like something a really dedicated hentai fan drew after a long week. They’re not just “girl with horns” either. Some of the dragon Pussymon feel like mix of pet, girlfriend, sex toy and weapon, which is deeply fucked up in all the right ways for adult content. You level them by feeding candy, then suddenly they evolve into something bigger with sharper teeth and bigger tits, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s normal”.

What I like most is how dirty the whole thing feels in a good way. The quests are basic, but they always end in some weird porn logic. “Go fetch dragon girl A” turns into “oh, by the way, here is a full-on hentai card of her riding you raw as a reward”. It’s the kind of game you play with one hand on the mouse and the other already thinking about Pornhub backup plans if you finish too fast. I had it running in one tab, Telegram pinging me, Spotify looping the same track, and still I kept clicking for “just one more” encounter because I wanted to see the next sexcard. And yeah, the parody vibe is strong. You can tell it’s poking at Pokémon and that kind of stuff, but instead of gym badges you end up collecting which monster girl has already drained you dry. Some animations feel a bit cheap, some dialogue looks like it was written too late at night on Discord, and the battle system kind of stumbles between “oh cool idea” and “why the hell did she one-shot me after letting me cum on her face in the last scene”. Honestly though, that messy energy fits. It’s like fanfic that ignores canon power levels just to get two characters naked faster. One moment you’re thinking about strategy, the next you’re staring at a dragon furry riding you hard and moaning, and all your big thoughts about balance and design just vanish into “ok, yeah, fuck me up like that again”.

This one feels like watching some horny fan rewrite a “wholesome college romance” show into a breeding marathon, then forgetting to edit half of it, in a good and ugly way at same time. The whole thing circles around Rebecca, this slightly bitchy brunette cheerleader who thinks she’s just doing a porn shoot for her OnlyFans or some fake PornHub “audition,” and the MC who is so obsessed with becoming a dad that it stops being cute pretty fast and turns into “ok dude, chill, we got it, you wanna dump a baby in her.” He talks about his cum like a gardener talking about tomato seeds, and I actually laughed because it sounds like bad fanfic where the writer gets way too proud of their own metaphor. But then you get a scene where you’re lining up the shot inside her, watching her stomach tense and her mascara smear, and the stupid tomato seed line suddenly hits kinda hard because the gameplay literally makes you care if it “sticks” or not. Fanfic brain meets pregnancy fetish, zero shame.

Gameplay is simple, but not dead-boring. You bounce between quick shooting sections and these dialog choices that feel like those old flash VN knockoffs, except here your “aim” isn’t just with the gun. There’s a cheap arcade vibe to the gun parts, where you clear a tiny stage, earn enough points, and that decides how rough or soft the porn scene will play out. It’s goofy, but I had this one run where I barely sc*** by, missed half my shots, and ended up in a scene where Rebecca is annoyed, chewing gum, rolling her eyes while you still push for a creampie. It felt like bad behind-the-scenes footage from xHamster where the actress is tired but the producer is like “one more take.” That small mood change hit way harder than it had any right to. I kinda wish there was more of that, more emotional flip depending on how you “perform,” but the game keeps snapping back to “I will fill you and you will be my perfect pregnant whore” like it’s scared to be too interesting. TikTok attention span design, I guess.

What surprised me is the customization. Not deep like Skyrim mod loadout, but enough to scratch that fanfic “my canon, my rules” itch. You slide her body type, tweak hair, tan, a bit of face, even small stuff like nail color, then drop her back into this same porn studio script. It feels like you’re writing different AUs of the same smutty chapter, just with a different Rebecca every time. One run she’s a petite shy cheerleader, next run she looks like a thick MILF who somehow is still in college, and nobody in the story reacts, like the universe just shrugs and lets you have your kink. The pregnancy angle is not subtle at all: you literally stare at fertility stats, time your “shots,” watch the UI hint that her womb is finally “ready,” then there’s a whole little victory beat when the game decides yes, the seed took. It’s kind of gross. And hot. And then kind of gross again when the dialog tries to get romantic but still calls her a cum dumpster in the same line. Also, tiny thing, the text sometimes skips too fast if you tap by habit on mobile Chrome, which annoyed the hell out of me, because I missed a really filthy line about how her cheer outfit doesn’t fit anymore and couldn’t replay it without grinding that dumb shooting stage again. I’m still mad about that and I won’t elaborate.

Evil creatures with writhing tentacles have emerged, threatening the fragile balance between humans and the mystical realm of the elves. You play as a daring heroine, tasked with delving into this nightmare to track down what has awakened these horrors. The journey begins in a rough town where you must dig deep, questioning locals and scavenging for any hint about the creatures’ origin.

Next, you scour every inch of the wilderness - examining every bush, crack, and cavern, hunting for evidence of the creatures lurking unseen. The stakes are high: find solid evidence that these monstrosities roam free, but be wary - one wrong move spells disaster.

If the monsters capture you, you’re dragged into raw, savage encounters filled with rough sex and domination beyond mercy. Control every move with your mouse, interacting with the environment to unlock secrets that may turn the tide in your favor.

The game menu offers crucial guidance and tactical choices that can save or end your journey. Expect raw, unfiltered adult content: hard sex, oral domination, multiple partners, and humiliating servitude.

With each discovery, the threat grows, pulling you into a world of pain, pleasure, and powerlessness – will you survive the night or fall victim? Take control and plunge into this twisted odyssey where your body and will are tested against merciless tentacle fiends.