Store smells like dust, old paper and something a bit… sticky. Behind the counter you’ve got Joe, “assistant manager” in title but really he’s the horny idiot left alone with shelves full of forbidden magic crap and a boss who absolutely knows better. The place isn’t dark and brooding, it’s closer to some weird mix of sex shop and potion IKEA, with jars of slime, bottled lust, hair tonics with labels written by a clown, and a register that Joe clearly hates more than death. You’re not the archmage, you’re the guy who cleans up, labels stuff wrong, and scams a free jerk-off break on the stockroom table when no one’s watching.

Then Biannca walks in. Brunette, hot enough that Joe’s brain instantly stops working, and she just wants something “simple” like changing her hair to blonde. Of course nothing stays simple. The fun in this game starts exactly when Joe ignores every rule written on the walls and starts mixing shit he shouldn’t touch, just to impress her and maybe see a bit more flesh than a normal customer service shift allows. One wrong drip of whatever that glowing goo is and suddenly the haircut visit turns into “oops, now her tits are bigger” or “wow, that’s not just hair color that changed”. You’re poking ingredients together, clicking around, tweaking amounts, then watching Biannca react while her body slowly betrays her. Her nipples swell under her bra, she tries to stay polite and fails, there’s that moment where she bites her lip and pretends she’s not soaking through her panties, and Joe pretends he’s not staring like a perv.

The tone is horny but kinda stupid in a fun way. Jokes land like weird shitposts, the magic system feels like a drunk parody of actual fantasy rules, and customization is less “build your waifu” and more “what if I make this potion slightly too strong and see what happens to her ass”. Some transformations stay small, like subtle curves and hair tweaks, and others turn into full-on magical fuckups with Biannca suddenly begging, moaning, losing balance as her body becomes way too sensitive to function. One time I tried to go for simple blonde and ended up with her redhead by accident, which shouldn’t make sense but magic here is a horny liar, so whatever. Half the joy is watching her try to keep conversation going while the potion kicks in, pretending to be classy while her thighs keep pressing together and Joe “accidentally” touches her a little longer than needed, acting like it’s all professional. There’s real porn payoff, not just teasing, but it somehow still keeps that goofy shop vibe, like everything’s happening during a slow shift that got way out of hand. I wish the register sound effect was different, it’s so stupidly loud and annoying, but alright, I’m still coming back to mess up another “simple” hairstyle.

This thing is basically fanfic with a dick, but it pretends to be a “game”. You pick between a couple of very familiar faces, like a certain pink little royal who keeps losing her kingdom, or the blue fox girl that every furry forum on Reddit has argued about for ten years. They’re all already horny, already ready, nobody is shy for more than two clicks. Consent here is weird: the game treats it like a checkbox that was ticked before you even opened the page. The girls are moaning and begging from the first loop, eyes wet, hips pushing back, so on the surface it looks like “enthusiastic consent”, but in reality they don’t have any agency. They are stuck in a loop that you run, like a Spotify playlist that only has “get fucked harder” on repeat. As an ethics nerd that also likes horny shit, that mix sits funny in my brain. The game is hot, sure, but it also turns consent into background noise, like the wallpaper you stop seeing.

Mechanically it’s dead simple. You click the shiny blue hex things and the scene jumps forward, more cock, more spit, more holes. No puzzles, no choices, no way for a girl to say “no” or even “not right now, my ass hurts”. You just move from “teasing” to “face getting smashed against something” in three taps. The anal scenes are just there, like of course you are going to stuff her ass, why would you even ask. It treats every hole as public property the moment you load the character. For some people that’s the fantasy, for me it raises a flag in the back of my head. These are based on characters that in their original games have their own story, their own small personality. Here, that gets stripped out and turned into pure fuck toy. The fox girl especially gets this wild animalistic vibe, tail up, tongue out, like a porn parody of a porn parody. It is hot and lazy at the same time. I kept thinking how easy it would have been to add literally one line where she decides she wants it, instead of existing only to be pounded like a flesh-shaped input field.

There’s this small detail that stuck with me: the way their faces lock into that “permanent ahegao but still aware” look. Eyes rolled, but they track the camera. Mouth open, drool, but they are somehow still delivering clear voice lines about how they need more. It is a small thing, but it shows exactly how the game sees them. Not as people, not even as fully fictional women with inner life, just as machines that react correctly when you press the right button. If you care about consent in virtual spaces, this is… complicated. On one side, no real person is hurt, no actress is pushed past her limits, it is all pixels. On the other side, we train our brains with what we consume. If every click makes a character beg for more even when her body is being twisted in ways that would snap a real spine, you stop noticing the dissonance. I kept toggling between being turned on and mentally drafting a lecture about informed consent in AI-driven characters. Then I clicked the next blue hex anyway. So yeah, horny trash with familiar faces, fun in the moment, ethically messy as hell, and it does not give a single fuck about that.

This chapter splits into a pair of choices, each leading you deeper into the tangled web. Follow the dialogue closely because every word pushes you toward a sizzling climax.

The thrill lies in the unfolding plot, teasing you with every line of dialogue. Familiar faces from Summoner’s Rift bring their fierce personalities to the scene, turning every choice into a charged moment.

How you navigate the story determines which path leads to that heated encounter. The script is crafted to feel alive, making the buildup to the final scene impossible to resist.

Expect sharp wit, biting humor, and a naughty twist on familiar legends. It’s designed to satisfy your craving for narrative depth and unfiltered eroticism alike.

The dialogue is your guide, the characters your companions through this addictive adventure.

Choose your path carefully - the climax hinges on your every decision.

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This chapter splits into a pair of choices, each leading you deeper into the tangled web. Follow the dialogue closely because every word pushes you toward a sizzling climax.

The thrill lies in the unfolding plot, teasing you with every line of dialogue. Familiar faces from Summoner’s Rift bring their fierce personalities to the scene, turning every choice into a charged moment.

How you navigate the story determines which path leads to that heated encounter. The script is crafted to feel alive, making the buildup to the final scene impossible to resist.

Expect sharp wit, biting humor, and a naughty twist on familiar legends. It’s designed to satisfy your craving for narrative depth and unfiltered eroticism alike.

The dialogue is your guide, the characters your companions through this addictive adventure.

Choose your path carefully - the climax hinges on your every decision.

Crocodiles are off the menu; your mission is to catch some seriously hard cocks instead. With a sly grin and eager fingers, you’ll corner big-titted blondes who are more than willing to show off their skills.

Instead of snapping crocodile jaws, you’re deep in sloppy blowjobs, teasing slick, throbbing shafts until they erupt all over. Following Charlie’s lead means diving headfirst into crazy, hilarious scenarios where your choices shape exactly how much pleasure floods the screen.

The game’s humor hits hard while the tits stay even harder, mixing ridiculous lines with jaw-dropping animation in every filthy scene. Wild, raunchy, and unapologetically dirty, this parody flips the script on classic animal hunting, swapping it out for pure, unfiltered horny fun.

Forget your safari hat: you’ll need stamina and a wicked sense of humor more than any survival skills here. Climb into a messy mess of blowjobs, facials, and endless erotic choices that keep you glued to the screen and begging for more.